I Became an Anonymous Boss

"Arhat can't stand it either." Xuankong sighed, "Buddhas are not willing to care about it, you should go to the eighteenth floor of hell."

"Hell doesn't accept it, so I stay in the human world to be a disaster." Bai Taki had a sudden thought: "What if I become a Buddha right away?"

"That's very good. I suggest you go to the foreign people in the Western Regions to find someone called Trumpet into Tantric Buddhism, and go to harm them..."

"Where did you come up with the poison pill plan and misfortune?"

Xuan Kong asked earnestly: "Don't you think you are the best wind for us to destroy the Tantric sects of the Western Regions?"

Bai Taki rolled up his sleeves: "You bald head, are you here on purpose to have fun with the family?"

"It's clear that you're entertaining me." Monk Xuankong countered: "I've come here to hide since early in the morning before dawn. I don't know what you are afraid of? In terms of misfortune, it's obvious that you came first. I'm really worried that those heroines will demolish our Leiyin Temple."

"Not at all." Bai Taki shook his head: "I've said it all, don't cause trouble for Buddhism."

"Oh?"

"So they might choose to tear it down and rebuild it with money." Bai Taki held his chin: "One after another, think about it, did you earn money for the renovation for free?"

"Well, blood earns." Monk Xuankong nodded expressionlessly: "At that time, the vermilion lacquer on this plaque will have to be dyed red with your blood. The Buddhist family is merciful, but they will also prescribe killing."

Shirataki patted the monk on the shoulder, grinned, and gently persuaded him.

"Don't make trouble, you can't beat me."

"Fuck you..."

The corners of the monk's eyes twitched, and then he asked in surprise, "But I'm also surprised, why didn't they come? Although I'm worried about the safety of the temple, I can see you being chased by several women, my good brother, and I will also feel sorry for you." You feel relieved and happy."

"Hmph, there is no such thing, so don't talk nonsense." Shirataki said blankly, "When did I get chased by a woman? You made me sound like a guilty scum? I, Shirataki Are you sorry for someone who should be worthy?"

This time it was the monk's turn to be shocked.

He froze for two seconds, looked from left to right, from top to bottom, and walked around him seriously, then swallowed a mouthful of spit.

"Are you...graduated?"

After finishing speaking, the monk froze for a while, shook his head and said to himself.

"But, it shouldn't be."

In fact, he wished that Shirataki would look away and settle his foolish love debts, or have a big quilt and sleep together, and simply stay in bed for three days and three nights. Anyway, he has a good physique and is not afraid of kidney failure.

But this old buddy is stubborn and unreasonable. He once chattered with him, a monk who is a monk of lust, for three hours, "why should we resist premarital sex?" significance'.

The monk thought it was none of my business, I was rebooting and I didn't have a family.

From then on, Monk Xuankong couldn't help but began to worry about Bai Taki's life-long event. On the one hand, he was afraid that he would be knifed by a woman, and on the other hand, he was also worried that he would disappear as soon as he said he would disappear. He knew Shirataki too well, so once It happened that he pushed someone away, which, in the ordinary sense, meant the destruction of the world the next day.

As long as the world is not destroyed, Shirataki will never graduate.

Monk Xuankong looked left and right, but he didn't see a name.

"Don't look at it." Bai Taki was annoyed by the look, "What's Xia Jiba thinking?"

"Tsk..." The monk smacked his lips.

"You're a hammer for disappointment! Can a monk be more reserved?"

"What kind of reserved person can be your friend?" The monk rolled his eyes and picked his nostrils: "I really beg you to quickly resolve those emotional entanglements, just a quilt."

"Yeah, how can you be so casual about a lifetime?" Bai Taki said quietly: "They probably won't come to me today, they have been with each other for a whole day a few days ago, and today is their relief. "

The monk flicked his fingers: "You can score zero in the open book test, as expected of you."

"Otherwise, what should I do? Are you being eroded by the sugar-coated bullets of feudalism?" Bai Taki dismissively said, "Is this what you want to erode me?"

...When will the ps5 be invented and come to win me over again!

"I'm talking nonsense again." The monk said lightly: "You can hide past the first day of the junior high school, but you can't hide from the fifteenth day. You will have to face it sooner or later. The long-term pain is worse than the short-term pain. Today is the annual Peach Blossom Festival. If you miss it, you may not be able to return." There is a next time, life is too short..."

"Xuan Kong." Bai Taki interrupted the chanting, he stared at his good brother suspiciously: "Are you taking money again?"

"...No." He hesitated for half a second.

"Sure enough." Bai Taki put his hand on his forehead: "I guess...is it Qin Buhui?"

"Not really."

"You still want to lie to me." Bai Taki complained, "You can give five hundred taels if you want, it's too..."

"Nonsense, how can there be five hundred taels, don't just open your mouth, it's only fifty..." Monk Xuankong covered his mouth.

"You sold me at fifty!" Bai Taki was furious: "Is this the amount of money that friendship is for?"

"Amitabha, I'm a marriage match, the main business is not shabby." Monk Xuankong tried to be justified, and then lowered his head: "What do you mean by extending your hand?"

"Whoever sees has a share, give me half, and I will listen to your nagging." Bai Taki urged: "Hurry up, give me twenty-five! You two-five."

"...Damn it!" Monk Xuankong broke the precept of anger every day.

Shirataki on the side stretched out his hand, but withdrew his hand before getting the silver.

He waved his sleeves: "It's boring, I won't talk to you anymore, let's go."

Xuankong asked suspiciously: "What kind of moth are you trying to do?"

"Fuck you." Bai Taki had already walked towards the bottom of the tower: "It's a rare Peach Blossom Festival, how sad do I seem to be here with your bald head?"

"Hey...you really figured it out." Xuan Kong immediately put on Big Brother Sun's smile: "This is a good thing."

Bai Taki said lightly: "I also don't want to be bothered by other things, so I just want to find a quiet place to wait for the sunset."

When the sun goes down, it is no longer suitable for viewing peach blossoms.

The Peach Blossom Festival will end at the moment the sun sets, and the night time is instead a gluttonous feast for the people of the rivers and lakes.

Strong Drinking will arrive at Fengwu City before this evening.

At that time, in the brightly lit Fengwu City, on the highest Phoenix Stage, there will be a battle for the top spot on the list.

The number one on the list was blocked by a secret, subconsciously everyone would ignore him, won the strong drink of Feng Jiuge and the third place Bai Taki, the battle between them will become the goal of pilgrimage for people in the Jianghu.

In the past few days, in order to compete for the qualification to watch the battle at the Phoenix Terrace, the people of the Jianghu almost beat out their dog's brains. Many old Jianghu came to join in the fun. The young people come and cheat in various ways.

Naturally, all these bustles had nothing to do with Shirataki, and what he had to do was to maintain a good state.

Before the war, it should be replenished.

Shirataki was adjusting his mentality, he was not preparing for the battle against the strong drink, but preparing for the follow-up.

Once Lie Yin is defeated and his innate way is broken, there will be no turning back at this time.

He also has no spare time to watch the peach blossoms leisurely.

Since then, the road has been dangerous.

King Yong will not sit still and wait for his death, and the No. [-] in the world, who has a sword in the wind and snow, is waiting to enter the pass.

This kind of psychological pressure is definitely not small, Shirataki always leaves a way out for himself, but there is no way out for others.

Especially the little Guanyin, she gambled her life when she accompanied her.

Shirataki was also forced to talk about love for several days in a row, but his heart couldn't calm down. He felt guilty for giving Duan Mujin Hanyu a cuckold. It's time to take a good rest and spend Valentine's Day leisurely, so as not to be covered with a lot of chocolate like Lai Qixiao who jumped from Jiuzhuo.

On the day of the Peach Blossom Festival, he still felt that he couldn't calm down, but now he was awakened by a word from the monk.

Life is too short to have fun.

Shouldn't have thought too much about it.

It's not that you don't want to be responsible, but that you can stop talking about feelings and go to see the peach blossoms in a casual way. Now, your heart should be calm.

……

Pushe Hall, Huanglong Tower.

Xiaoguanyin and Xiaoqing are playing backgammon attentively.

Fengli is playing chess with Lan Xiangxue.

Qin Buhui played Go with himself.

These kinds of chess, besides Go, are board games brought by Bai Taki, besides Monopoly and so on, they were all used to pass the time in the past, Qin Buhui brought them along, It has indeed played a role. The advantage of board games is that they can happily hurt each other within the rules, and they can also connect with each other.

But games with complicated rules are not very interesting, but chess games make them quite enthusiastic.

There are clearly three levels of IQ ratings.

Perhaps it was because the chess game was fascinating, while they were thinking hard, Bai Taki randomly picked up a white piece and dropped it on a position, screamed Xiaoqing angrily, and bit Bai Taki's finger.

Sound attracts attention.

They who were immersed in the chess game raised their faces, and Feng Li asked, "Brother Young Master, are you back so soon?"

Qin Buhui also blinked unexpectedly: "Could it be that he was kicked out?"

Bai Taki threw Xiao Qing on his shoulders, and took the hand of Xiao Guanyin. Under the strange eyes of the girls, he said calmly: "I want to see the Ten Mile Peach Blossom Forest in Fengwu City, do you want to go together?"

Fengli immediately dropped the chess piece in his hand, overturning the game that was already difficult to turn over, and nodded: "Go!"

Lan Xiangxue hugged the sword, no longer caring about Fengli's trickery: "I'm going to change clothes."

Qin Buhui glanced at the sky: "I'm going to prepare some lunch and pastries, let's eat in the peach grove at noon."

With a word from the backbone, their somewhat depressed attitudes immediately became active, and their gloomy expressions glowed with brilliance.

Women are like flowers, but they are different from flowers.

Flowers will still bloom in the wind and rain, and they will wither.

This is not the case for women, as long as someone takes good care of them and wants to please themselves, they will continue to bloom.

Little Avalokitesvara hugged the young man's wrist, she smiled and made ahhh sounds.

She likes this kind of life.

Holding hands, surrounded by laughter, with gusto, no more fear.

……

Outside the city, in front of an ancient peach tree, a man wearing a yaksha mask poured the wine from the flagon into the soil, and in front of him was a tombstone.

"You liked peach blossoms during your lifetime, so I'll bury you here. Thinking about how many years you've been here, you haven't been able to see peach blossoms a few times. Just take it as my compensation for you. You can rest here..."

He patted the tombstone, turned and left.

When passing through the peach forest, the figure disappears into the scenery like a wisp of cloud and smoke.