Today's Blank is Also Unbeaten

All is not a problem.

Lu Mao was smoking on the bridge. It was windy outside, and the cigarette hung on his face. Now everything he saw was green.

Lu Mao actually had this kind of ominous premonition for a long time. Ever since he was sensible, since he could pronounce his name, read a book, and know the "green hat terrier", he has always felt that something was wrong.

Yes, something is wrong.

Lu Mao touched the top of his head three inches, there was nothing on it, but he felt a little heavier on the top of his head out of thin air, as if the hat that had been hanging in the air finally weighed heavily on his head, and it would never again be. Can't take it anymore.

This hat can't be blamed on his parents, because his parents are pure and upright people, they would not have thought that the only crystal name in the world that they gave to the two of them based on love is actually a word that someone who is not normal is willing to have a relationship with Become homophonic brothers.

Yes, they have no ill intentions, they just want Lu Mao's life to be smooth and prosperous, and to live a life without worrying about food and drink.

But now Lu Mao's head is covered with green grassland, every grass is lush and scary, and the green is amazing.

No one expects this kind of thing, and no one wants to be so "prosperous".

It's all the woman's fault.

Lu Mao didn't want to recall the voice and smile of that woman, much less what she said to him before she left.

But Lu Mao still couldn't control himself, just like he couldn't control the invisible hat that still had color on his head.

"I'm bisexual, I like women, I have a girlfriend out there, we slept, I like her, let's break up."

The woman's voice seemed to be recorded in Lu Mao's head, and it started to be played back and forth at [-] degrees, causing Lu Mao's head to hurt and seeing things even greener.

"Then why do you want to fall in love with me and sleep with me?"

"I said, I'm bisexual, I felt very good with you at the time, really, really felt very good at that time, I thought it was a blessing to live like this with you until I met her.

When I met her, I only knew that I was not suitable for, nor did I like to be a soft and weak M. I aspired, liked, and was willing to become an S to train those cute little girls. "

The girl Lu Mao had always known was an obedient and sensible girl with a sweet smile, but today, he learned that she would be domineering and expressionless, and would use the kind of equal or even superior to him. The tone above him spoke to him.

"That is to say, you are tired of being a socket, and you want to find a place to recharge it after you discharge it here?"

This was the first time that Lu Mao had said such sarcastic words when chatting with her, and she was not angry, but it made Lu Mao more anxious, his forehead throbbing, and he wanted to smash things.

"Whatever you think, in short, we're done."

The last sound she left was the sound of the door slamming hard against the threshold.

"I actually let a woman give green..."

Lu Mao threw away the cigarette butt and crushed it under his feet, as if he crushed not the cigarette butt, but the ashes of the woman.

"Drip-drip-"

When the phone rang, Lu Mao took a look, unlocked the screen, entered a forum app, and clicked on a certain post.

【If your girlfriend finds a girlfriend outside, is that considered green?】

This was of course Lu Mao's post. At that time, he was also casually posting it to vent, intending to use other people's advice to make himself happy.

But he was disappointed.

"Oh my God, it's so exciting, I envy LZ!"

"It's very cool, the rhythm of opening the harem, what green is green, I'm afraid LZ is not a fool."

"Men will be very happy, LZ is too imaginative."

Lu Mao opened his eyes wide and looked at Lu Yingying's mobile phone screen, then blinked, rubbed it hard, and opened his eyes again, even bigger than before, as if he was about to be sucked in.

Lu Mao read all the comments carefully, as if he had to read every electron on the screen.

Then, he raised his head, looked at the sky covered by heavy white clouds, took a deep breath, exhaled it, and his body began to tremble.

The shaking became more and more severe, and the amplitude became larger and larger, and finally it seemed that it could not be suppressed, and the sound was released from the trembling and broken box.

"Ahahahahahahahaha!!!!"

Lu Mao laughed loudly, bent down with a smile, and fell on the ground. Tears, saliva, and snot flowed out uncontrollably, and spilled on the ground along with his tossing hands and feet.

"Very good, not green, not green, puff!"

Laughing as if his bones were about to melt, Lu Mao propped himself on the ground and forced himself to sit up on his knees.

The sight in front of him was still as green as ever, but at this moment, Lu Mao had a slight feeling that it might be nothing.

At least, I can still see the green.

Although this is not a good thing.

The setting sun was already green, and against the lush green setting sun, Lu Mao stood up and was ready to go home.

It's nothing without a girlfriend. He still has wives like flowers and jade on the screen, charming and charming, and wives with different personalities waiting for him to come home - hundreds of them, no matter how bad it is, he can still play ball and play. The game to pass the time is better than staring at the green sunset under the Broken Soul Bridge alone.

However, walking alone on the road is also idle and boring, so Lu Mao began to think about his "abnormal" and the "normal" of those commenters.

[Exploration, I am a man, a homosexual, have a boyfriend, and the boyfriend went out to find another boyfriend/girlfriend, do I count myself as green? 】

The answer to this question was obvious to Lu Mao. He looked up at the setting sun, but it was still green. He lowered his head again and posted this question on the forum.

Data collection is also an important part.

Soon, a bunch of boring guys gave all kinds of answers.