Help! I Have Become Enlightened

"Teacher, please stop joking. Maybe I thought you were an ordinary teacher at first, but after learning so many things, do you think I don't know that Teacher, you have ulterior motives?"

"You monkey is really smart."

But he did not continue to refute. Sun Wukong was able to comprehend the meaning from the three taps of Bodhi Patriarch. One of the Lingming stone monkeys naturally has its own unique features.

"I can teach you great skills, but you have to answer a question from the teacher."

"one question?"

Hearing that he was concerned about the business, the monkey immediately concentrated, and the enlightened one asked slowly:

"Let me ask you, you want to learn the law of immortality and the art of reaching the sky, what is the reason for it?"

"Of course I don't want to die, that's why I want to learn." Without any hesitation, the monkey's answer was very simple.

"Teacher, you also said that survival is the instinct of all things, so I want to learn the law of immortality in order not to die."

"But I don't know how to live forever, so why do you want to learn from me?"

The Enlightenment asked with a smile, the monkey was impatient and wanted to tear up the book several times in the middle of learning, but the Enlightenment fooled him that this is something that must be learned in order to win the favor of the gods, so the monkey patiently studied it. Going down, and then gradually discovered something wrong.

It seems to be a very irritating question, but the monkey replied without hesitation: "There are so many powerful people in this world. What if I get into trouble even if I have learned the method of immortality, I am not as good as a human being?" Wouldn't it be a big loss to kill him?"

"You want to be comfortable. It's reasonable not to overwhelm yourself with too many skills, but it's a pity that I can't teach you skills when you answer this question, teacher."

"Why, is what I said wrong?!"

Hearing the answer from the Enlightened One, the monkey became displeased. He studied knowledge with his teacher for a month.

"What the students say is the idea of ​​sincere desire. Does the teacher have to ask the students to make up a lot of good-sounding truths for the people and the world? Isn't this kind of lying talk the teacher you like to hear!"

"Why, your teacher, I can't enjoy listening to these beautiful words?"

"........."

The enlightened person's shameless answer almost made the monkey die of anger. Only then did he realize that the true meaning of his green algae head teacher is different from ordinary people. Who would be able to say these words on a respected person .

After hearing what the Enlightened One said, the monkey was straightforward, and if he couldn't be straightforward, he would be soft. The monkey is not a human being, and the problem of face does not exist at all.

"That student wants to learn the method of immortality, and the purpose of learning the art of reaching the sky is for the sake of the common people in this world, so that there will be no exploitation and oppression in the world, and work hard for the liberation of the people!"

"I love to hear that, and I'll teach you how to do it."

"........."

The monkey who came down speechless this time, if the green algae head in front of him was not his teacher, the monkey would have wanted to yell, is it fun to play with the monkey?

certainly!Tossing the monkey is really fun. If it weren't for my own image, the enlightened person would want to cover his belly and laugh now. It's rare to let this monkey be speechless. This is a rare pleasure. I will tell this to the group later. The bosses are happy.

Closer to home, since he agreed to Monkey, the Enlightened One will indeed teach him some powerful skills, even if he himself can't, it doesn't mean that other big guys can't. Even pigs can teach Zhu Bajie.

But one size counts for one size, and the Enlightened One still has to set a positive example. Anyway, he is the monkey's teacher, so he can't act black-bellied and treacherous.

"Although what I asked you to say is idealistic lies, you must keep it in your mind when you say it. You can learn skills from me. You don't need to really fight for the liberation of the people. At least if you have the opportunity in the future, you can help the people. It would not be a waste of my heart to strike one or two."

"Students will remember the teacher's teachings."

Immediately, the monkey really thought that the Enlightened One was an incomparable expert who thought of the people. After all, it was too deceitful to say things like this. It can only be said that a certain monkey does not know the dangers of the world and is easy to be fooled.

What kind of skills should be taught to monkeys next? The enlightened ones have already thought about it. These days, some fancy skills look cool, but they are actually useless. Come for real.

Therefore, the Enlightened One spoke without changing his countenance.

"Let me teach you a boxing technique first."

"Fist? That kind of boxing that ordinary people play, why should I learn that thing!"

A monkey who turned disgusted when he heard it was boxing, but the enlightened person knew what he was thinking, and this guy probably thought it was ordinary people's kung fu boxing, which is not a very powerful skill.

"Don't be in a hurry, you monkey, but listen to the teacher and let me explain in detail."

Regarding the monkey who was a little dissatisfied with grabbing his cheek, the Enlightened One sat down on the haystack beside him without any image, and said:

"The boxing method I'm talking about is called "Yage Shenquan". Someone once practiced this boxing method and defeated the gods. It's not an ordinary kung fu in the world. "

"It's so powerful!!"

"You monkey, don't you believe the teacher's words?"

"It's because the students think too much of themselves. Teacher, you are talking about the "Yage Shenquan", the students should learn it! "

As soon as he heard that it was such a powerful skill, the monkey changed his mind on the spot. Anyway, he is not at a loss after learning something, so why think so much.

"It's good to learn it. After you practice this boxing technique, the teacher is thinking about teaching you some other skills."

"Teacher, do you have any other powerful skills? Why don't you teach them all at once? Isn't it better to do as much as you can?"

"Let's talk about it after you have mastered boxing first, lest you, a monkey who is proficient but not proficient, loses the benefits."

"Okay, okay, then teacher, let's teach the students boxing skills!"

Monkey didn't get greedy anymore, anyway, he thought that he would learn boxing soon, and he would be able to learn all the skills of his green algae teacher by then.

But the Enlightened One has indeed considered it, throwing more skills to this monkey and then going to Lingshan to take a look... I always feel that I am a bit sorry for being the head of the Buddha and running outside without even saying hello. people.

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Chapter 1

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After the Enlightened One went to Journey to the West, at the same time, in another place, a new journey story is also unfolding. This is the journey of human evil, and FGO-2.0 "Gone with Stories" has begun.

On December 2017, 12, a new prologue:

On the earth, there are areas where human beings have not been able to set foot in life, the unfathomable bottom of the sea, the boundless desert, and the Antarctic where the temperature is more than minus 60 degrees all the year round.

However, in fact, there is a base established by human beings here in Antarctica, called "Phoenix Chaldea, the human existence guarantee organization".

The story of saving humanity starts here, and it also ends here, and now... a new beginning will start from Chaldea.

"It's so cold..."

On the glacial plain covered by Antarctica, a person was shivering from the bitter cold wind, while her companion tilted her head incomprehensibly, and asked:

"Master, the temperature here in Antarctica shouldn't be able to affect you, right?"

"Leticia, you don't understand. Feeling cold and being frozen to death are two different things. In such a low temperature place, it's normal for my body to feel cold."

"That's why, master, you haven't shielded the feeling of temperature difference from the outside world."

"Because if I don't feel the heat and the cold, it makes me feel less and less human."

"Hmm... Leticia doesn't quite understand, master, are you actually human?"

"I can't be human anymore!"

..........

On the Antarctic plain, Gudazi, who was constantly chatting with Leticia, was sent by the enlightened beings to Chaldea, which was about to be invaded by the "Misunderstanding Belt", and a vampire loli maid came along with her.

Because Leticia wants to follow Gudazi no matter what, she intends to do her duty as a maid in order to repay the kindness of "Chaldea" to "Nameless". Bring it on.

For the sun protection work that can kill vampires, it is up to the enlightened person to solve this problem. He added the concept of the true ancestor of the moon world to Leticia's concept of purebred vampires, so that the sun will not cause harm to Leticia. influence.

It would be great to have one more person during the long journey, but to be honest, after bringing Leticia with her, Gudazi became a little elated, and she planned to show off when she saw Gudaf.

"This is my exclusive vampire loli maid servant, do you have it? You don't have it!"

The thought of being able to put on a European face and appear in front of Gudaf and say such things, Gudazi felt so happy. No wonder there are so many damn seals running to post cards these years. It turned out to be very Cool.

Just thinking about happy things makes people happy. Gudazi is really looking forward to what kind of expression Gudafu will show, will it be that wonderful expression of envy, jealousy and hatred.

But now the first thing to do is to get to Chaldea. Thinking of this, Gu Dazi can't help scolding himself secretly, for doing nothing but asking for trouble.

Originally, the Enlightened One was planning to send Gudazi and Leticia directly to Chaldea, but Gudazi refused.

"Isn't it very shameless to appear on the stage like this? Just send me nearby, and watch me take the opportunity to make a grand appearance."

"you sure?"

"Of course, I came prepared this time, and I guarantee that my cool appearance will surprise everyone."

"I think I was too frightened..."

Too lazy to make complaints about Gudazi, the enlightened person followed her wishes and sent this guy to the ice sheet near Chaldea. The base of Chaldea was built on the peak mountain range of Antarctica, in order to enable human history to be long and smooth. Continued tenaciously, regardless of magic and science, it is a research institute and observatory built by gathering researchers from various fields.

If Gudazi wants to go from here to reach Chaldea, he climbs the mountains from the Antarctic ice sheet. Chaldea is located at a relatively high position, but this is not a problem.

Leaving aside Leticia, a vampire who can fly, Gudazi can almost reach the level in a single jump if she wants to burst out of power, but she still has to wait a little longer in this icy world for her carefully prepared grand debut.

"Leticia, do you think it would be better for me to appear in that look later?"

"No matter how the master appears, it will only be the most dazzling."

"Well... I'm not a star, why are you so dazzling?"

"Then no matter which method the master uses to appear on stage, it will only be the greatest."

"It's boring to hear you say that. How did Leticia learn to flatter?"

"........."

The vampire loli was a little speechless, so the little maid spoke again and said with a blank face:

"Since this is the case, no matter how the master appears on the stage, he will only be the most stupid."

"Hey—don't call me stupid!"

..........

Humans and vampire maids are playing and fighting, and at this time something is happening in Chaldea.

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Tatsumaru Tatsuka, male, is what we commonly call Gudaf. As the master of Chaldea, he saved Humanity. After pacifying the subspecies singularity, he should have ended his mission and returned home. However, it all happened again.

"what happened?!"

In addition to panic, Gudav and Matthew and other staff members of Chaldea are now locked in the confinement room, because after the new director Goldruf Mujik took office, all the original Chaldea staff Everyone was checked and questioned.

The act of saving the world did not make Gudav and Chaldea human heroes, but was treated as criminals with great suspicion by the outside world.

After all, the act of transferring the spirit to eliminate the singularity and save humanity sounds too far-fetched. Even magicians find it hard to believe this statement. Now the new director is investigating and taking over Chaldea with an order from the United Nations. Of course, the most important thing is that Goldruf Mujik bought all of Chaldea with all his wealth.