Help! I Have Become Enlightened

But right now, Patriarch Jiantong is going to worry about his family's problems, after all, even he himself doesn't want to stay in the basement all the time.

The night is long but very short, and soon the Holy Grail War ushered in the third day with the rising of the sun. Because the mystery of the existence of magic is to be protected, followers are not allowed to fight each other during the day, so Tosaka Toki The minister did not arrange any tasks for the Tripitaka.

This Master Sanzang finally got rid of the two pestering little girls. When she was about to go to Liudong Temple to find her master, she was stopped by a person unexpectedly.

"Master Sanzang, your performance last night really opened my eyes."

"It's Archer, what do you want from me?"

"Hmph! Of course this king is looking for you to ask something important."

At this moment, Gilgamesh's attitude is not as arrogant as before, but he seems a little more serious. Facing the Tripitaka, he asked:

"The top seven knights, the guardians of humanity, the seven knights at the peak of the era, the seven knights based on the origin of the heroic spirits, can be said to be the strongest seven knights among the heroic spirits, you should know?"

"I know, what's wrong?"

"As far as I know, your eldest disciple, Sun Wukong, should be in the rank of Lancer, right?"

"You said this?"

The "King of Heroes" Gilgamesh did ask a very difficult question, but she still answered truthfully:

"Wukong, who holds the title of Lancer, is the "fighting and defeating Buddha" after he has gone west to learn the scriptures. He has already let go of his inner obsession with winning and losing. He will only fight in the world when human nature is destroyed. "

"So Archer, I understand your question very well. It is Berserker "Monkey King" who appeared here, not the crowned Lancer "Fighting the Buddha". As a master, I will not mistake my apprentice. "

"Is that so?"

The "King of Heroes" Gilgamesh expressed his suspicions. Although he did not open the "Star of Omniscience" to understand everything, he learned that the Lord of Buddhism is here, and the Monkey King wanted to wash away his shame. Then he took part in the Holy Grail War.

But to tell the truth, if the current level of the monkey is only used to seek revenge from the Lord of Buddhism, I am afraid that he will still be crushed under the Five Fingers Mountain for 500 years. Gilgamesh is therefore very suspicious of what hole card he has hidden. At least it is a powerful trump card enough to fight against the Lord of Buddhism.

According to the information Gilgamesh has learned, there is really no way to make Monkey King come back except for fighting with the strengthened spirit foundation that serves as the crowned hero.

However, judging from the information described by Sanzang’s relatives, "Monkey King" and "Fighting and Conquering Buddha" are two completely different concepts of Sun Wukong, and he is almost the same as Gilgamesh himself. state of existence.

Probably the old man Jin Glitter wanted to slap his youthful sophomore self to death with a slap, and when he was a teenager, he also hated his youthful self extremely. This kind of self-contradictory state of existence cannot coexist at all.

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Chapter 1 This is Practice (Laughs)

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Gilgamesh left after asking the questions he wanted to know, and Sanzang also went directly to Liudong Temple, and she was going to visit her master today.

However, after arriving at Liudong Temple, the abbot of the temple told her very regretfully:

"That distinguished guest left early, and I don't know when he will come back. Do you want to wait here, benefactor?"

"no thank you."

Although he regretted not being able to see his master, Sanzang understood that the master's temporary absence should be because he knew he was coming, so he left early.

As the saying goes, every action of the Buddha has meaning, so Sanzangqin immediately understood this point.

You can't force it. Sanzang understood the meaning and was ready to go back first. If the master wanted to meet her, she would definitely show up.

But on the way back, Sanzang saw a very familiar person on the street, and immediately walked over in two or three steps and shouted loudly:

"Goku! What are you doing here!?"

The Monkey King was so startled that his blond hair stood on end. He immediately turned around and saw his master Sanzang in modern women's clothes, still looking ready to preach.

"It's daytime, you woman, don't mess around!!"

"Call Master, you stinky monkey!"

He punched Sanzangqin on the head of the Monkey King, but at this time the buff and skills were not activated, but the "King Kong Indestructible Body" judgment took effect, and Sanzangqin suddenly felt his fist hurt.

"Don't be so loud, do you want to be taken for a fool?"

"Uh....."

Seeing the strange gazes and pointers from the pedestrians around, Sanzang also knew that her actions just now were too high-profile, so she shrank her head from the heart to avoid everyone's gaze.

"Anyway, Wukong, why did you come to the street?"

"You are allowed to pretend to go shopping, can't I!"

The volume of the voice was lowered by three levels, the two master and apprentice who secretly communicated, and Sanzang, she also noticed that the clothes on her first disciple were also modern clothes, which completely looked like a young man chasing the trend.

"Then what are you doing here?"

"promise!"

Turning his eyes to the location pointed by his first disciple, Sanzangqin saw that it was a store selling games, and the Rider Conqueror King was walking out with his Master.

"Haha, what a bumper harvest! I didn't expect there to be so many interesting things in this era, and I have to study them carefully when I go back today."

"My wallet...is this the Holy Grail War or the Bankruptcy War! "

The laughing King of Conquerors was in stark contrast to his dejected Master, Sanzang took advantage of the situation and asked about the monkey beside him.

"I remember he formed an alliance with you last night, so we went out shopping together today?"

"The place where I lived was destroyed last night. If I don't want to eat and sleep in the open, I can only go to live with this guy. Today, I will go out for a stroll together."

"You destroyed it yourself! Don't care about Master's affairs!"

Sanzang, who immediately grasped the key points of the matter and shirked responsibility, and the Monkey King just scratched his head annoyed, how could he run into this woman when he went out for a walk, it was simply fate that he couldn't escape.

"Hey, isn't this Master Sanzang! Are you also going out to feel the atmosphere of the current era?"

Seeing the Conqueror King who took the initiative to say hello to Sanzang's relatives, and his master Weber was terrified to death. It seemed that the first night and the second night had thoroughly seen how violent this Sanzang mage was in fact, and he was already in his heart. Deeply remember the fear.

"Forget about this woman, let's go back first."

Wanting to quickly get rid of his annoying master, Monkey King, he pushed King Conqueror and Weber to leave the place quickly without saying a word, but suddenly found a person grabbing his shirt from behind.

"Wukong, where do you want to go?"

"Tsk... You woman is not allowed to mess around, it's daytime!"

Once again, he is the Monkey King who cannot engage in the Holy Grail War during the day. He is already afraid of his violent master. Before using his strongest trump card, he is really a monkey, the kind who will be taught a lesson if he disagrees.

"How can I be so violent as a teacher~~, I just want to treat you to lunch, and I have something to ask you, Wukong."

The smiling Sanzangqin could make people see her evil intentions at a glance, but when Monkey King wanted to use a reason to refuse with righteous words, the King of Conquerors at the side agreed wholeheartedly.

"That's really great! My little master has already complained about spending a lot of money, and I originally wanted to try the food of the current era."

"I'm not young at all. You used all the money to buy games. If this continues, we will sleep on the streets."

Weber, who was shaking his fists and complaining, may not be as miserable as sleeping on the streets, but his wallet and property have shrunk linearly after participating in the Holy Grail War, but this "King of Conquerors" just laughed and let it go .

"Then let's go, I saw a Chinese restaurant when I was passing here just now."

Forcibly grabbing the clothes of his eldest disciple, Sanzang dragged Monkey King towards the Chinese restaurant, but in order not to suffer from his master's Dharma (physics) education, Sun Wukong still consciously dared not resist.

Knowing that Master Sanzang was going to go shopping, Tosaka Tokiomi still knew how to give her a lot of cash in advance, and things like treating guests to dinner were nothing serious. It should be said that being summoned by a gold master was also a kind of degree of advantage.

After arriving at this Chinese restaurant, Sanzang looked up and saw that the name of the restaurant was "Hongzhou Banquet Hall Taishan", but these were trivial matters. After she found a seat, she forcibly dragged her eldest disciple to sit beside her.

"Haha, I really appreciate Master Sanzang."

The King of Conquerors clasped his hands together in a gesture of gratitude, and he didn't have the atmosphere of the Holy Grail War last night. Perhaps this meant that he was a friend on weekdays, but an enemy on the battlefield.

"Cut! Why did you agree to this woman's invitation?"

"Call Master!"

Sanzang proficiently picked up the chopsticks and hit Monkey King on the head. At the same time, she also ordered some vegetarian food according to her own eating habits, and then handed the menu to the King of Conquerors for him to choose.

"Wukong~~Master wants to ask you a question, can you answer it honestly~!?"

"You... what do you want to ask?"

Seeing the monkey-eating eyes of his master who was about to get to the bottom of it, Monkey King immediately felt that his situation was not good.

"Humph!"

Now that he had managed to keep his big disciple by his side, Tripitaka took advantage of the opportunity to ask questions that she also cared about, about the "King of Heroes" Gilgamesh before going out in the morning.

"Wukong, you are participating in the Holy Grail War this time! Have you prepared some strong trump cards?"

"........."

The Monkey King, who was speechless, suddenly felt a chill in his heart!

"Broken! This stinky woman found out!!"

"No! Hold on now."

The Great Sage Equaling Heaven, who forced himself to be calm, saw the expression on the side of the Conqueror King who was ready to listen, and immediately started to flicker Dafa.

"Hmph! If it wasn't for being sealed by a woman like you, I would have ended the Holy Grail War for the first night. Now that I think about it, I really hate it!!"

"Call Master, you dead monkey!"

Another chopstick hit her stubborn disciple on the head, and Sanzang didn't plan to ask any more questions. Since Wukong deliberately concealed this fact, he couldn't ask the answer. Later, he would know that this stinky monkey wanted to play tricks. What a trick.

The rest of the meal time was not so busy. Sanzang didn't do much unnecessary after she found out that she couldn't ask the answer, but she found that the "Ma Po Tofu" in this Chinese restaurant was particularly scary.

Sanzang, who is a vegetarian, didn't eat it, but the cheeks of King Conqueror who ordered "Ma Po Tofu" and took a bite were all flushed from the heat, and even the Monkey King was so curious that he took a bite. Spicy became monkey ass.

Seeing the horror of this dish, Weber, who treasured his life, immediately turned the spoon around the "Ma Po Tofu", and the two famous heroes in history survived by pouring water and gargling their mouths, and immediately Sanzang kissed her I thought about it a little bit.

She found that it seems that she can pack a few more copies of this kind of "Ma Po Tofu", and pour it directly into Wukong's mouth the next time she fights with Wukong. Totally looks like a good idea.

The Sanzang relatives who nodded silently began to think about the feasibility of this method, and the King of Conquerors and the Great Sage Equaling Heaven also finished their meal and were about to leave. I want to go home and play the game I just bought.

The Monkey King and the King of Conquerors who are leaving here, and Sanzang, she did not do much to keep her. After all, at night, she was still an opponent in the Holy Grail War. When she called the waiter and was about to pay the bill, she was stunned on the spot. Living!

"Master!?"

"Yo, Sanzang."

"Wait...Master, why are you here! Still dressed like this?"

The Enlightenment, who was dressed as a waiter in the restaurant, blended into the environment without any disobedience. Sanzang only realized it when her master appeared in front of her.

"This is practice, and even a Buddha cannot stop practicing."