Help! I Have Become Enlightened

Matthew was not affected by the earthquake while riding on the Shenwei wheel, but she still panicked when she saw the scene of destruction around her. However, when Matthew turned her head in a certain direction, she saw a figure covering the sky , silent...

"Look? I said I was just sleeping. Didn't I just wake up now?"

"Ahhh - senior! Now is not the time to say such things, how do you deal with this kind of monster!!"

Matthew, who was dumbfounded by the scene in front of him, the monster that appeared in a place in Moscow at the moment has the size of a mountain in the true sense. It is a huge beast that lived in ancient times.

When Ivan the Terrible transformed the people into Yaga to live in the land of the Russian Lost Belt, he also transformed himself into the most powerful Yaga, combining himself with a mammoth whose size is beyond human comprehension, That is a mythical beast that lived in ancient times, and now Ivan the Terrible is the god of this Lost Belt, and anyone who resists him will suffer disaster.

"Well...how about letting the army of the King of Conquerors try to see if they can overturn this elephant? Isn't there a saying that ants kill elephants?"

"I suspect you are talking in your sleep..."

Matthew is completely speechless, but how will Gudazi deal with the oncoming "Mad Elephant Tribe"?

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Chapter 8 Avalokitesvara

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It is a journey of tens of thousands of miles from the border of the Tang Dynasty to the border of Nanfangbuzhou, and Sanzang and Houzi, the two immortals, arrived at Tongtian River in just one stick of incense.

After arriving near the Tongtian River, Sanzang entered an ancestral hall under the sign of the monkey leading the way. Sanzang was not very clear about the action plan, so she asked directly:

"Are you sure that monster will take the bait?"

"Of course, have you ever seen a fish that doesn't bite the bait when you're fishing?"

The monkey is quite a sharp comparison, but the King of Inspiration who lives in Tongtian River is originally a goldfish spirit, so if you put this straight bait in front of you, you really know how to fall for it.

"Then what are we doing in this ancestral hall? Is there a way to summon that monster?"

"That's right, there is a way to make that monster come to the door on its own initiative."

The monkey nodded. He told Sanzang all the information he had inquired from the villagers before.

The King of Inspiration who occupies the Tongtian River, in addition to asking the nearby villagers to offer a pair of boys and girls as sacrifices every year, he also set up a gong outside the ancestral hall for sacrifice. If you arrive, you will come here directly.

Because the King of Inspiration claims to be a god, so the monster pretending to be a god will naturally do some gods, saying that if the villagers ask him for something, such as wanting a good weather in the coming year, or wanting the fish in the Tongtian River Shrimp and clam, the king of inspiration can be satisfied, but the price is to offer him many virgins.

What the monster did was of course ill-intentioned. After hearing the intention of the King of Inspiration to set up the gong, Sanzang said softly with cold murderous intent:

"I'll kill this guy when we meet later."

"Don't.... I asked you to help me, but I didn't kill him directly. There are other intentions."

"Huh? What's the use of keeping this kind of guy alive, it's better to just send him to hell to "enjoy his blessings". "

"Oh... just listen to me."

Listening to Sanzang's speech full of violence and murderous intent, the monkey really has nothing to do. He can only talk about the relationship between the King of Inspiration and Guanshiyin Bodhisattva of the South China Sea in detail. Reply:

"The head of the golden-winged roc eagle that has been doing all kinds of evil has already fallen to the ground. Do you think this monster still wants to let him go in order to save Guanyin?"

"........."

The monkey was completely speechless. After thinking about it, it was really hard to refute the behaviors guided by the Enlightened One, but he couldn't do anything rashly. The monkey could only patiently explain:

"The monster that should be killed is definitely going to die, but can't you take it easy, wait until I catch this monster and show it to Guanyin Bodhisattva, to find out what the Guanyin Bodhisattva's position is."

"Surprised! Senior brother, you would actually say such a big picture!?"

Seeing Sanzang's surprised expression, the monkey suppressed the twitching veins on his forehead and said with force:

"I have always had a big picture, but I didn't want to use my brain before."

"You were out of your mind before?"

"You have no brains!"

Sanzang had a poisonous tongue, and the monkey was furious. The two quarreled to ease the atmosphere, and the rest of the monkey spoke the truth:

"The three monsters we slaughtered in Shituoling acted recklessly because they had the backing of Buddhism."

"And now, if the two of us act recklessly and don't think about it because there is a green algae head behind us, what is the difference from those three monsters who are rampant and doing evil?"

"People eat animals, and animals become monsters through cultivation, so they want to eat people instead, and there are people like us to subdue demons and eliminate demons. In the final analysis, it is the weak and the strong that prey on the strong to decide everything in this world."

Houzi originally spoke earnestly and earnestly to persuade Sanzang not to act recklessly, but these super reasonable words were directly refuted by Sanzang.

"Your chicken soup is outdated. Master told me a long time ago that communism doesn't teach you any crooked truths."

"An animal has cultivated into a monster, that is, it has opened its spiritual wisdom and is no longer an animal, and can be treated as a human being."

"But if a monster kills people and eats people, then it is an evil monster, and the result is death."

"And in the same way, people who go to subjugate demons without distinguishing between black and white, if they kill a good monster who wants to get along with others, such a person is a villain and must be sent to the urgent list for processing."

"What we want to uphold is communism. It means that the three worlds will no longer be divided between humans, demons and gods, and we must work together to build a better world."

"That's why the monsters and villains who destroy the harmony of the three realms are always the targets of reckoning."

Sanzang's set of communism's iron fist was thrown at him, and the monkey who was smashed was speechless. He had better stop trying to explain the truth to Sanzang, because in front of that great communist thought, anyone who stands in the way The obstacles in front of building a harmonious and selfless society are all scum, and the great revolutionary pioneers are those who dare to fight and sacrifice with their lives.

It doesn't make sense, so let's not talk about it...the monkey used its supernatural powers to become a child without saying much, and then blew out the monkey hair it was holding in its hand, and the monkey hair fell to the ground. It became a clone of Sun Monkey.

"Get ready, don't scare that monster away on impulse."

After instructing Sanzang a little, the monkey ordered his avatar to walk to the front of the ancestral hall, picked up the gong and rang it directly. As soon as the gong rang, the avatar turned into a monkey hair and fell to the ground, and there was no sound at all. .

After a while, while the monkey and Sanzang were waiting patiently, a thick mist drifted into the ancestral hall. The monkey and Sanzang immediately looked at each other quietly, and then each of them entered the play in silence, both Pretending to be a child's reaction.

Then, footsteps sounded in front of the ancestral hall, and another figure appeared, and that person murmured to himself with some doubts:

"Strange, why did you hear the sound of the gong but didn't see the person who beat it?"

Needless to say, the person who came to the gate of the ancestral hall at this time is naturally the King of Inspiration. He came out of the Tongtian River directly when he heard the sound of the gong. When there were boys and girls who had made offerings in the ancestral hall, the monster dispelled his doubts and walked in happily.

After the king of inspiration walked into the ancestral hall from the dense fog, the monkey and Sanzang also saw his appearance clearly. He had a red human head covered with fish scales, with fish pectoral fins growing on both sides of his ears. Serious monster.

Thinking that today is the lucky king of inspiration, he walked to the center of the ancestral hall and carefully looked at the two boys and girls. He was very satisfied and happy, but he didn't know that he was a fish that was about to be hooked, and he couldn't escape even if he wanted to.

"The man who beat the gong is very upright, knowing that he should prepare the tribute to the king first."

"Indeed, I also feel that I am quite on the right track."

Just as the king of inspiration said this for his own happiness, another voice rang in his ears. At this moment, the king of inspiration obviously realized that the situation was not good. Just when he wanted to make a tactical retreat, But he found that he couldn't move, and his whole body was bound by a shiny golden rope.

"Little brother, where do you want to escape to?"

"You! Who are you!?"

The terrified king of inspiration, the first time he was restrained, he used his usual tricks to escape, but this time it didn't work at all.

The result is also natural. After being hit by the spell of binding the fairy rope transformed into a golden cudgel, the King of Inspiration can't escape in a real sense. The spell taught by the enlightened monkey is not only strong in restraint, but also prohibits all displacement teleportation With supernatural powers, if you can't get out of the trick, you have to lie down honestly.

"It's kind of boring... This monster is so stupid that you can easily subdue it by yourself. It's a waste of time to call me."

After the King of Inspiration was arrested, Sanzang also changed back from a girlish appearance. Hearing her complaints, the monkey laughed and said:

"Don't say anything, don't you want to go to the South China Sea with me and meet Guanyin Bodhisattva?"

"That's true, let's go together."

"You... who the hell are you!?"

The monkey and Sanzang discussed the matter word by word. Hearing the huge amount of information, the King of Inspiration was so frightened that his two goldfish eyes almost burst out. The goldfish spirit who took the bait went directly to the dojo of Guanshiyin Bodhisattva in the South China Sea.

...........

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva is also quite well-known in Buddhism. He can be a man or she can be a woman. Bodhisattvas are inherently sexless, and their real appearance changes with their hearts.

Avalokitesvara, this Bodhisattva is very popular in both Buddhism and heaven. She belongs to the faction that is close to heaven. The Jade Emperor will consult with her on major Buddhist issues. However, many gods and Buddhas in Buddhism also have a good relationship with Avalokitesvara. There is no reaction because of the different factions.

You know, even when Earth Store Bodhisattva and Patriarch Bodhi talk about Guanyin Bodhisattva, they will subconsciously regard her as a close friend, which is extremely rare and strange.

Guanyin Bodhisattva's interpersonal relationship is a mystery, but for the monkey and Sanzang who came to the South China Sea to visit with the goldfish essence, they soon knew why Guanyin Bodhisattva is quite powerful.

After arriving in the South China Sea, the first thing Monkey and Sanzang saw was not Guanyin Bodhisattva, but Muzha, the second son of Tota King Li Jing, a disciple of Guanyin's sect.

"I don't know what's the matter with you two coming to visit?"

"We want to see Guanshiyin Bodhisattva, but don't we know that Bodhisattva is there?"

"This......"

Before Mu Zha could reply to Monkey and Sanzang, an ethereal female voice came from the dojo.

"Muzha, bring two guests in."

"understood."

After hearing the words of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, Mu Zha didn't say much, and led the monkey and Sanzang into the interior of the Nanhai Taoist Temple. Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was sitting on the lotus platform beside the lotus pond surrounded by fairy mist.

"Muzha, you should leave first, I have something to talk to these two guests."

"Understood, Bodhisattva."

After Mu Zha, the tool man who led the way, obediently left the dojo, he appeared in the form of a woman. The goddess of Cihang Purdue, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva looked at the monkey and Sanzang, and the monkey held in his hand that had already become its true form and was tied up. The goldfish spirit was still thumping and bouncing on the rope, and said:

"Great Sage Equaling Heaven, I wonder if you have any business to visit?"

"And this one... If my guess is correct, it should be the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi. I don't know how to call it by the dharma name."

Avalokitesvara, who has seen monkeys in Daleiyin Temple, was the one who went to heaven to report the news. Of course it is not surprising to know that monkeys are now Monkey King, but it is a bit surprising that Sanzang's identity has been guessed. up.

However, monkeys and Sanzang didn't like the beating around the bush. They came here with goldfish spirits to inquire about their crimes, so Sanzang asked directly:

"My Dharma name is Tripitaka. I came here today to ask Guanshiyin Bodhisattva something."

"In the Tongtian River, there was a king of inspiration who caused chaos. He did a lot of outrageous things. We subdued this goldfish spirit. We heard that he came out of your dojo of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, so we took this monster to ask what happened. "

"Did you say you came out of my dojo..."

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva looked at the goldfish spirit in the monkey's hand, then at the attitude of the monkey and Sanzang, and suddenly laughed lightly, which immediately confused both of them, what's so funny about this ?

After a while, Guanyin Bodhisattva stopped chuckling, and she replied in a soft voice:

"Indeed, this goldfish ran out of my lotus pond."

"Forehead......"

Guanyin Bodhisattva's answer was a bit unexpected. I thought that the Bodhisattva smiled lightly and was going to deny the matter, but he didn't expect to admit the fact himself, which made Monkey and Sanzang somewhat unsure how to answer the question.