Help! I Have Become Enlightened

Slowly opening his eyes, he looked at Emiya Kiritsugu with compassionate eyes full of great wisdom, and this man also had a feeling that he had been seen through since he was a child.

"First of all, I'm very sorry. I have to use someone who has a long-cherished wish to save the world as a medium to be able to appear in this world, so I took the initiative to make you a summoning medium."

"Could it be that you are my servant!"

Emiya Kiritsugu was so surprised that he almost laughed out loud, if the Buddha in front of him was really his follower, then he would have won this Holy Grail War with face A, and then he heard it.

"Sorry, I'm not your follower... just use you as a summoning medium."

Emiya Kiritsugu, who was dictating the true words of apology, almost failed to recite it. He thought that the Holy Grail War would be won.

"So what do you want to do?!"

This time with a slightly unhappy questioning tone, Emiya Kiritsugu wanted to figure out why the Enlightened Being in front of him took the initiative to appear in front of him.

"because of you."

"because I!!?"

Emiya Kiritsugu was taken aback by the Enlightened One's words, and then he saw the Buddha's figure slowly fade away and disappear in front of him.

"People with long-cherished wishes to save the world, why do you want to save the world, why can't Yi Yi save himself?"

In the end, the figure of the Enlightened One completely disappeared in front of Emiya Kiritsugu. The man suddenly looked around and found nothing, as if everything just now was just a phantom.

However, the last warning from the volunteer resounded in Emiya Kiritsugu's mind, and only then did this man understand the truth.

"If you are confused, just call me."

Seeing that Emiya Kiritsugu fell into a state of bewilderment and bewilderment, the Enlightenment was very satisfied and went to Japan to stay.

Only those with the long-cherished wish of saving the world can summon the Enlightened Beings. Of course, he fooled Emiya Kiritsugu. An Enlightened Being who has surpassed reincarnation and is not bound by time and space can freely enter and exit the universe without any problem, let alone a small problem in this world. up.

It’s just that intrusion must at least follow the basic law, even enlightened people are embarrassed to jump in front of others and criticize, “You are wrong, this is not okay, this is not OK!”

As a Buddha, what he pays attention to is naturally the word "destiny", and in the understanding of the Buddhist otaku, it is to go with the flow and fish for fish. I want to hug my thigh for help.

Of course, the Enlightened One's words are also vague, meaning that it depends on your own performance whether to help you when the time comes!

As a peace-loving buddhist otaku, I naturally don't like to see tragedies happen, and anyway, I am also an enlightened person now, if I don't do some good deeds, can I just say it?

—————————“Buddhist Network”———————

"Enlightened One": "Is it okay to do this? I feel that the fooling is not in place."

"Thunderbolt Buddha": "Little brother, why do you need to be so troublesome, wouldn't it be beautiful to open a "Sacred Wheel-Turning King" and push it across. "

"Enlightened One": "Big brother, can we stop talking about violence..."

"Thunderbolt Buddha": "What's wrong? These days, the monks under my name will become demons if they disagree with each other. If anyone refuses to accept it, they will be sent to see me in the fairy mountain. If a monk who has attained the Tao does not become a demon, he will be ashamed to be called an eminent monk." .”

"Conquering Demon Buddha": "Buddha is right. Violence can't solve things, but it can solve people who make trouble."

"Enlightened One": "......"

Chapter 3 is here to make trouble

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Fuyuki City, a land that has experienced three Holy Grail Wars, is about to start the fourth Holy Grail War in a year.

As for the three royal families who created the Holy Grail War system, except for the Einzbern family who lived in the eternally frozen mountain city in Germany, the Tohsaka family and the Maqili family...but now they are called the Matou family, and they are all located in On the land of Fuyuki City, Japan.

In order to be sure to win the Holy Grail War this time and become the winner, the Einzbern family let the "Magician Killer" Emiya Kiritsugu marry. This is already an exception for this ancient magician family to win the Holy Grail.

However, the fourth Holy Grail War ushered in the biggest change this time, and an existence beyond reincarnation participated in this world.

And after this saint beyond reincarnation appeared in front of Emiya Kiritsugu, he came directly to the battlefield of the Fourth Holy Grail War, Fuyuki City.

A guest came to Liudong Temple today, saying that he wanted to stay in the temple temporarily for a few days, and after the host of Liudong Temple met this person, he immediately regarded him as the guest of honor and arranged accommodation and good hospitality.

Today, the guest with bodhi leaf-like hair, after tidying up his room, went to sit on the futon in the main hall of Liudong Temple with meditation seal and meditation.

"Dad, who is he?"

The young Liu Dong Yicheng looked curiously at the man sitting cross-legged in the main hall, he seemed to have been integrated into the main hall naturally, and the young child also found that this man was very similar to the Buddha statue in the main hall.

"He is a man of great wisdom, don't disturb this uncle's practice."

After stroking Liudong Yicheng's head, the abbot of Liudong Temple took his son to another place to play, trying not to disturb the master's meditation.

After the host of Liudong Temple and his son left, the man slowly opened his eyes full of great wisdom, and merged naturally as if nothing had happened. ..

——————Buddha space———————

"Awakened One": "It's so embarrassing...so embarrassing..."

"The Buddha on vacation with Jesus": "Isn't it embarrassing? When I was practicing, holding a broken bowl for alms was a trivial matter. It's normal for you to spend the night in a temple dedicated to Buddha."

"Enlightened One": "But this kind of thing feels like the boss of the company staying at the employee's house. It's an indescribably embarrassing feeling!"

"Buddha on vacation with Jesus": "What's the relationship? When Jesus and I traveled to Okinawa some time ago, he went to the church to stay overnight. I also went to the temple to stay overnight. I even saved the accommodation fee."

"Jesus who lived with the Buddha": "That's right, and the saved money can be used for online shopping. It's a great deal."

"Buddha on vacation with Jesus": "Wait, Jesus! You just said "online shopping"!" !Isn't the money saved going to pay the rent? "

"Jesus who lived with the Buddha": "Ahem....I'm coming down first!"

"Buddha on vacation with Jesus": "Don't try to run away! I'll get off first too!!"

"Enlightened One": "......"

The Enlightened One who was speechless again, originally thought that he, a Buddhist nerd, was low enough to be a Buddha, but these two seniors broke his bottom line again.

But this can’t be helped. The Enlightened One has no money on him. As a saint who has transcended reincarnation, who would prepare Japanese coins and the like.

Although the enlightened person himself does not need to eat and drink, and the problem of accommodation can also be solved by transforming into a spiritual body, but if you want the enlightened person to transform into a spiritual body and go to the street to eat and sleep in the open air, it is too miserable. At least spend a few days in a temple.

As for why not use "supernatural powers" to create some money for yourself?Because there is no such "supernatural power" at all...

True Buddhist practice pays attention to self-cultivation and mind-cultivation, and it is forbidden to obtain money by means of getting something for nothing, which is a crime of "greed".

If you really want to spend money, then even a Buddha has to go to work, but this is obviously not the food of a Buddhist nerd. Even if he sits cross-legged, chanting scriptures and practicing, he will never go to work... ..It smells so good.

Of course, it is impossible for the enlightened person to go to work, he just went to sit in a park in Fuyuki City where local children often go to play.

"Fate will change from here."

The Enlightened One muttering to himself, he sat on a bench in the park and waited quietly. The Enlightened One came here ahead of schedule under the guidance of "Fate Master".

At this time, Tosaka Sakura will soon be adopted into the Matou family, and the Enlightened One will naturally intervene in this matter. As a Buddhist otaku, of course, he will not witness the tragedy happening... As for what you said Let nature take its course?If you don't make any changes to the plot, what will the enlightened one do by messing in! ?

Sitting on a bench in the park, the Enlightened One soon saw a young mother bringing her two daughters to the park. It seemed that her little girl was about to be adopted by her husband to someone else. , This made the mother only take this opportunity to take the last little good memories with her two daughters.

"Rin, Sakura...you go and play, mom is waiting for you here."

"Well, good mother!"

After greeting their mother Aoi Tohsaka, the two little girls went to the playground in the park to find other children to play with.

The enlightened being sitting on the bench witnessed all this, but he didn't make any unnecessary movements, just sat silently on the bench and waited quietly, fate will guide those who need help.

The simple and clear explanation is that it is not unreasonable to take the initiative to find your door. As a big name, you naturally have to sit as firmly as Mount Tai, and people who are in trouble will naturally come to you for help.

Driven by fate, Sakura, who was playing with her sister Tohsaka Rin, accidentally missed the ball and the ball rolled to the back, and the little girl hurried over to retrieve the ball.

Naturally, the ball rolled down to the side of the bench, and when Sakura wanted to come over to retrieve her own ball, the person sitting on the bench bent down to pick it up and handed it to her.

"Thank you uncle!"

Sakura, who took the ball from her, looked at the man sitting on the bench very curiously. Even a child could feel that he was different, as if he had the wisdom to know everything.

"Sakura!"

The older sister Rin Tosaka saw that her younger sister hadn't come back, so she also ran over on her own initiative, and then she also saw the Enlightened Being sitting firmly on the bench.

"Uncle, who are you? We've never seen you before!"

Rin Tosaka, who often plays here with her sister, is very familiar with the people around her, and this is the first time she has seen this uncle who looks very different.

"Me? I'm just a monk in practice."

"Liar! Monks don't have hair."

Rin Tosaka, who was making faces at the Enlightened One, even a five-year-old girl knew that monks had no hair, and this uncle had hair as green as a bodhi leaf. Who would believe him if he said he was a monk?

"Rin, don't be rude! This gentleman is really sorry..."

Aoi Tohsaka, the mother of the two little girls at the side, also came over and bowed to the Enlightened One to apologize immediately after hearing what her eldest daughter said.

"It doesn't matter. After all, I am just a monk who is interested in practicing."

"It's as if it's true..."

Tohsaka Rin, who was muttering softly, was heard by her mother and knocked violently. On the other side, Tohsaka Sakura became more curious about this uncle, just like her sister said...do monks have hair too? ?

Probably a few more words of apology to the Enlightenment, Tohsaka Aoi took her two daughters and left first, but the Enlightenment who obviously did nothing just smiled slightly, because it had already been planted.

Buddhism all pays attention to fate, everything has a cause and an effect. Although he is only a buddhist nerd at present, he can't be allowed to play mysterious tricks.

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Chapter 4 Fate has arrived!

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Tohsaka Aoi, who brought her two daughters home, was very sad when she thought that her youngest daughter Tohsaka Sakura would soon be adopted by her husband Tohsaka Tokiomi to Matou's house...

But as a wife, she must support her husband's decision. Aoi Tosaka, who married into the Tosaka family, a local magician family, is not qualified to make choices about her daughter's future.

"Tomorrow... take Rin and Sakura to the temple to ask for a talisman."

Originally, Aoi Tohsaka, who was from a magician's family, didn't believe in praying to gods and worshiping Buddha, but she seemed to be touched by the person she met today who claimed to be a practicing monk, and Aoi Tohsaka also wanted to seek psychological comfort on a whim.

In the morning of the next day, Tohsaka Aoi set off with her two daughters, and Tohsaka Tokiomi looked at his wife and didn't say anything. Soon Sakura will be adopted to Matou's house , let her stay with Sakura for a while now.

In Fuyuki City, there is only one temple and one church. One is the Toki Church that exists to oversee the Holy Grail War. Its priest Kotomine Risama has a deep friendship with the Tohsaka family, and is currently letting his son Kotomine Kirei studied magic under Tohsaka Tokiomi, preparing for the work of blowing the black whistle in the Fourth Holy Grail War.

The other is Liudong Temple, which is dedicated to the Buddha. This is the most important spiritual location in Fuyuki City, and it is also the place where the Great Holy Grail is located. However, the monks here are ordinary people who have not been in touch with the mystery. They usually come here to pay homage. There are also many incense guests.

And today Liudong Temple also came to visit the incense burners who came to pray for peace. Aoi Tohsaka was holding the hands of her two young daughters up the steps of Liudong Temple.