Help! I Have Become Enlightened

Needless to say Sanzang, in fact, the bone spirit already regretted it when she approached. She heard from the little demon in the cave that a group of passers-by came, and they could have extra meals to make up for it. The face is thunderous.

But the bone spirit is the leader of Baihuling, how can she be cowardly!If what other little monsters think of her after being coaxed, should she continue to hang around here? !

So I felt that I could do it, and Bone Essence raised her courage and went to make trouble. Anyway, as the famous Mrs. Bone, although her fighting skills are not very good, she still has a few tricks. Besides, she has a good ability to escape, if she can't fight, she will run away. , not stable.

Bone Essence thought there was no problem, so he went up to A, and then found that the other party seemed to have seen through his tricks, but he had to continue to finish the play halfway through. Bone Essence has been acting for so many years, and he still has the quality and self-consciousness of an actor.

So Mrs. Bone stabilized her attitude, with a flowery smile on her face, and said jokingly:

"Sister, you really know how to joke. Sister, I have lived in Baihuling for so many years, and I have seen many passers-by of all kinds. Not to mention that this elder brother has a rough face and a thunderous mouth, even if someone has a hair on his head. A pig's head, even my sister won't be afraid."

Hearing this, Sanzang and the monkey tried their best not to laugh out loud, while Bajie was very unhappy and cursed angrily:

"What's the matter with you, mother-in-law, how can you scold people so well!"

"what?"

The Bone Demon was stunned, she didn't scold anyone... just made a joke as a metaphor, why is this giant woman angry?

"Okay, okay, no joke."

When you are acting, you will forget what you are here for, Monkey cuts in and interrupts:

"I said girl, thank you for inviting us to eat, but we dare not eat the poisonous insects you brought with you."

"------!!"

After being seen through by the monkey at a glance, the Bone Essence's expression changed drastically instantly. She quickly disappeared the bamboo basket in her hand, took out a sword in her hand, and said ruthlessly:

"My perfect disguise was actually seen through. If that's the case, let's see the trick!"

As soon as she wanted to be the bone spirit who took the sword to cut off the monkey's head, she was beheaded by a sword.

"too slow."

It was Sanzang who had come out of the Manjusri sword and put it back into its sheath. She chopped off the bone demon's head in an instant, and the monster's head fell to the ground and turned into a bone.

"This monster... actually ran away?"

"Um?!"

Hearing what the monkey said, Sanzang was a little surprised. She was not slow to draw the sword. The monster returned to its original shape after death, so why did it run away?

"It's the golden cicada that got out of its shell. After being tricked by Manjusri and Puxian last time, I have some skills to make up for it. This monster also used the same method."

The monkey learned a lot from a pit, and he saw clearly that the bone spirit escaped by using the golden cicada to escape, so he said:

"This monster can't go far, it should still be in Baihu Ridge, I'll go and search for it."

"Wait, I'm going too!"

After Sanzang and the monkey acted, the others did not fall behind. Bajie and Sha Wujing also followed to help in the search. Only the white dragon horse was quietly grazing in place as a horse.

"Good... so scary!"

Knowing that she had hit the iron plate, the bone spirit who had just escaped from its shell was hiding in the cave and was afraid to go out. She was terrified and thankful that she was proficient in running for her life, so she survived even if she ran into a big boss .

As a result, before the Bone Essence could rest assured for a while, the gate of her cave was already kicked away, accompanied by the greetings of monkeys:

"Open the door and check the water meter! Fairy, your name is on the list."

Although the Bone Essence didn't know what it meant, she understood that it was definitely not a good word of greeting, but the boss came to kill him, and he couldn't escape even if he wanted to. In an instant, he knelt down and begged for mercy:

"It's the little demon's lack of eyesight that offended the lord, the lord please spare the little demon's life, the little demon can be an ox or a horse for the lord!"

"That's fine! Let me ask you, do you remember how many breads you ate after you became a monster?"

"what?!"

"If you can't answer, then die!"

The monkey picked up the golden cudgel and smashed it on the still stupefied Bone Essence's head. It was the stick that beat her back to her original shape and turned her into a bone. But looking at the bones on the ground, the monkey spat and cursed secretly:

"Ma Dan! Run away again? Isn't this monster a bit too capable!?"

Bone Demon, whose talent is all about transformation and life, escaped her shell and appeared on the border of Baihuling. At this time, Mrs. Bone kept cursing:

"Crazy! What kind of silly question is this, bread? Who would remember how many breads I ate!"

"Of course people can't remember how many slices of bread they ate. In other words, do you remember how many people you ate?"

The cold and stern tone sounded behind the bone spirit, which made Mrs. bone lose the courage to look back, and she begged for mercy in fear:

"Sister... please forgive my sister, if I die again this time, my sister will really die!"

"Then go to die."

The answer without emotion, accompanied by the fall of the sword of karma and judgment, the Bone Spirit turned into bones for the third time, and this time she could no longer escape her shell.

"Is it really dead this time?"

"Well! It's dead, no problem."

After Sanzang beheaded the Bone Demon for the third time, the monkey rushed over and the autopsy confirmed that everything was OK, the mission of the group of talents in Baihuling was over, and the next step was to go to Baoxiang Kingdom.

It's just that the plan was far from keeping up with the changes. Just after leaving Baihuling, when Sanzang and his party were about to ride the clouds and fog to shorten the journey to Baoxiang Kingdom, a roc flew from the sky, and it was straight towards Sanzang and the others.

"Huh? Monster, Dapeng!"

Seeing the roc, Sanzang subconsciously wanted to draw his sword and slash, the monkey was startled, stopped her immediately and explained:

"Don't do anything, this is my own! She is my sworn brother...er? sworn sister, Peng Demon King!"

Dapeng fell to the ground and turned into a human form, but it still had a bird's head on it, which was very dramatic. A woman's voice came out from the bird's head, and said boldly:

"Sun Monkey, brother, I have news for you!"

"Sister, what news do you bring?"

"Call me brother!"

"Okay old lady, no problem old lady."

The two suddenly became deadlocked in addressing the question. Sanzang couldn't stand it and kicked the monkey over, asking:

"Peng Demon King, if you have any news, please come and pass it to us personally."

"Of course it's a big deal!"

Without continuing to joke, Peng Demon King's tone became serious, and she told everyone present:

"The war on Beiju Luzhou has officially started. The giant spirit gods on the side of the heaven have fallen. Many well-known big monsters in Beiju Luzhou have been beheaded by heavenly soldiers and generals. You should be mentally prepared."

Faster than expected, the war in Beiju Luzhou has become fierce and intense. The Enlightened One didn't tell the monkeys and Sanzang at all, until now the Peng Demon King came to report.

After hearing this situation, the first ones who reacted were not Monkey and Sanzang, but Bajie and Sha Wujing, the second senior sister and third junior brother. Learn from the team.

"What do you mean? You and the people from Beiju Luzhou are in collusion!?"

"It seems that you know..."

When Xizuo discovered the big secret, Bajie was looked at by Sanzang and the monkey with the eyes that you are finished, she felt that she really shouldn't speak... It seems that now she is going to look like a roast suckling pig.

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Chapter 7 You're Despicable·jpg

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The strong wind roared, the sky wind howled, and a chase battle above the clouds was in progress.

"What a thief, dare to pretend to be a grandpa to deceive!"

"Brother, listen to my explanation!"

"Explain? And ask me if the golden cudgel in my hand will listen!"

Sun Wukong, who is somersaulting and holding a golden cudgel, is chasing wildly in the sky, and the person in front of him is running for his life...Monkey, he is also somersaulting and holding a golden cudgel. He looks exactly like Monkey King, obviously Some famous guy.

On the way to the west, except for the famous Baihuling encountering a catastrophe by the bone spirit, Monkey King was driven away by the Tang monk once, and then later, Monkey King killed the bandits and robbers blocking the road, and was criticized by the Tang monk, so he went back to Huaguo Mountain.

This time Monkey King was so angry that he ran to the Dragon King's house to drink, and then a Monkey King appeared in front of Tang Seng, knocked Zhu Bajie and others to the ground, snatched the westbound package and ran back to Huaguo Mountain I went to be the happy and happy Monkey King.

When Sun Wukong returned from drinking at the Dragon King's house, facing Zhu Bajie's denunciation, the monkey was dumbfounded. What did he do?He didn't do anything, and it wasn't until later that he figured out that there was a guy who took his likeness and pretended to be himself.

This guy pretending to be Monkey King is the famous six-eared macaque. He is one of the four monkeys who can't even reveal his true self with a magic mirror.

The six-eared macaque is good at listening to sounds, able to observe and understand, and knows everything before and after.

As the saying goes, the law is not passed on to the six ears, which means that the third person cannot know it. Three people have six ears.

In Journey to the West, the six-eared monkey basically refers to the six-eared macaque. This monkey with six ears can perceive and listen to the sounds of heaven and earth, and the secrets kept in the world cannot escape his ears. , It is more powerful than the clairvoyance and the wind ear in the heaven.

The six-eared macaque, who knows everything about Monkey King, is naturally difficult to pretend to be Monkey King, but what happened to cause the monkey to chase and kill the six-eared macaque?

After physically transcending the Bone Essence, Ba Jie realized that she had entered the den of thieves when she learned the news from Luzhou, Beiju. Under the vicious coercion, Bajie was put on a special version of the Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva's magic spell. In short, she is now under house arrest, and it is impossible to report to the heaven.

"What's the future of following the Heavenly Court? Look at you. It turns out that a good Marshal of the Canopy was sent down to suffer."

"This mana has to be repaired, and it has been reincarnated as a sow. There is no one to pick you up yet. It's all up to you to struggle hard."

"Besides, if I hadn't arrived in time at the beginning, you, the majestic canopy marshal, would have died in the mouth of the wild wolf. If you spread the word, you would be laughed out of your teeth, um... Although it's not much better now. gone."

After being persuaded by the monkey, Bajie thought about it and seemed to be the same. She has been working for Tianting for so many years. It is not a lot of credit and hard work, but the Jade Emperor threw this unlucky job to himself without saying a word. , without asking his opinion.

The more you think about it, the more wrong it becomes, the more you think about it, the more angry you become, originally as a handsome and unrestrained Marshal Tianpeng who was loved by fairies in the heavenly court, but now he has become a sow, and his feelings are even more unlucky than what happened to the third junior brother Sha Wujing Sad reminder.

Involuntarily, Bajie felt resentment towards Heaven. Although she didn't express it directly, she is now actively cooperating with Sanzang and the monkey's actions, and she didn't intersperse to cause trouble.

After Bajie was fooled, the internal problems of the Journey to the West team were resolved. Sha Wujing and Bai Longma, two unlucky guys who suffered because of the heaven, would not have any good attitude towards the Jade Emperor in the sky.

Knowing the news brought by Demon King Peng, and knowing that the journey to the west cannot be delayed, Sanzang and others immediately went to the next destination.

After leaving Baihuling, Sanzang and his party went directly to Baoxiang Kingdom, rescued the princess on the way, brought her to the king, and revealed the true identity of the yellow-robed monster.

This monster was originally Kui Mulang, one of the twenty-eight constellations. Because he fell in love with the jade girl who served the fragrance in the Temple of Fragrance, he thought that the lower realm occupied the mountain as a monster, and took the jade girl who was reborn as the princess of Baoxiang Kingdom and made a love story with him. Husband and wife for thirteen years.

There is family affection without feelings. Baoxiangguo gave birth to a son and a daughter to Kuimulang, and the yellow-robed monster did nothing evil except rob the princess. It is hard to say that Sanzang and others killed him. So I simply sold a wave of favors.

Under the monkey's persuasion, Kui Mulang deeply realized that it was wrong to rob the princess, so in other words, it was right to go to Baoxiang Kingdom to become the son-in-law of the family. The wolf simply accepted the king as his father-in-law, and brought his children to meet the old man.

With favors and easy things to do, Kui Mulang can be regarded as the unlucky guy who had to go down to earth to be a demon to see his lover because of the rules of heaven, so after Sanzang and the monkey resolved the grievances between Kui Mulang and Princess Baihuasha, he was crowned as the son-in-law Kui Mulang, who is in the position, can speak for himself in Baoxiang Kingdom.

So he will contact Datang and hand over the task of carrying out the revolutionary cause in Baoxiang Kingdom to Kui Mulang, and Sanzang and the others will embark on the journey again.