Help! I Have Become Enlightened

Jesus: "It's like being addicted to idol activities. If you are not careful, you will be regarded as a dead house and feel disgusting, right?"

The Enlightened One: "No...these two things have nothing to do with each other at all."

I don't even know how to make complaints about it. If you go to the country and do as the Romans do, you should just treat yourself as an ordinary tourist who strayed into the summer festival.

Jesus: "That's right, are you going to try that later?"

Buddha: "Oh, that's the one you participated in last time, right!?"

The Enlightened One: "Which....Which one??? What are you talking about? I can't understand a single word."

Looking at the Enlightened One who was full of question marks, Buddha kindly explained.

"We also participated in the summer festival when we were on vacation in Japan before. At that time, Jesus was invited to carry the miraculous sedan chair. That is a must-have program for the temple fair. It should be there tonight."

Enlightened One: "No...is it really okay for you to have a son of Christ and a Buddha to carry the miraculous sedan chair?"

Jesus: "Do as the Romans do, it's good to experience the customs of Japanese shrines once in a while."

The Enlightened One: "No...wouldn't this really cause religious wars? No matter how you look at it, it's easy to stage a modern crusade."

Buddha: "Don't worry, people these days won't be so impulsive. Religious wars are a thing of the past."

The Enlightened One: "It's okay for you two to have a good mentality, but other people probably won't have such a good mentality."

But... the truth is that it is plain. In the end, Jesus and Buddha still went to try the activity of carrying the miraculous sedan chair, but the prediction is always slightly different from the reality.

This summer festival held in Hawaii, the mikoshi-carrying event held is... stone statue god!

Obviously, it should be the super dead house Ginako in the fourth strange belt, but suddenly appeared at the summer festival, and it is still the state of the stone god of the first spirit base. Looking at the weight makes people feel weak.

The Enlightened One: "Let me tell you, are you two still planning to carry the miraculous sedan chair?"

Buddha: "I suddenly feel a little unwell now, so let's forget it."

Jesus: "I don't know why the stigmata on my body are painful. In order not to cause trouble for everyone, I will forget it."

The answers of the two big brothers are extremely true. Seeing the stone god who uses weight to annihilate the enemy, both of them choose to be honest and never die. The organizer of the event, BB, will give a detailed explanation.

"Hello~! I am the little devil BB in summer, because the significance of carrying the mikoshi is mainly the traditional ceremony of "wandering gods" and "welcoming gods". In other words, there must be gods enshrined on the mikoshi That counts. "

"BB considers that most of the gods and spirits are too light and not heavy enough, so I specially invited the stone gods to participate in the event. I hope everyone can enjoy a happy mikoshi-carrying event."

"The above~! This event is hosted by BB and has the right to explain it. No rebuttals are accepted."

Considering that this stone statue god used his body weight to crush and annihilate the existence of the enemy, the enlightened person said that it was enough to see the activity of carrying the mikoshi this time. I don’t know which brave men chose to challenge the limit, and then he saw the first The first batch of mikoshi bearers.

Hercules, Lu Bu Fengxian, Romulus, Leonidas, Spartacus...all are the macho of macho.

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Chapter 7 The Holy Grail Battle

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People always show contempt for things that seem simple and easy. Words that I can do it often appear in their mouths, but when there are challenges that seem to be difficult and beyond human reach, people who like to give advice will also Self-aware dread, like now.

The super heavyweight event, the stone statue god whose weight is unknown, she participated in the event as the god of carrying the mikoshi, and the other participants were responsible for lifting the stone statue god... Weak chickens Choose to play GG.

However, no matter how difficult the activity is, there are always challengers who dare to face the danger, so the strong men and heroic spirits of Chaldea mobilized together. This is a test of strength to determine the outcome. The weak retreat and the strong step forward .

"Ooooooh - what a great scene!"

Seeing the muscles of the heroic spirits showing their muscles and sweating to carry the mikoshi, Mirtha couldn't help admiring her as she passed by, but our saintess immediately pretended to cough when she realized that her words would damage her image. Turning her face to the side, she was again affected by the strong summer breath.

The Enlightened One: "Martha is over there, do you want to go over and say hello?"

Jesus: "Slip away. I offended her last time at the seaside. It will be a big loss if I get beaten again this time."

The Enlightened One: "Don't you feel ashamed..."

Buddha: "Shame is a common thing, just get used to it."

Jesus: "That's the truth. I have always had a good temper, so I never care about these little things."

Enlightened One: "That's right... It seems that Judas betrayed you, and you forgive him."

Jesus: "Of course, I have said that I have a good temper."

Jesus just finished saying this, and then a dove descended from the sky, swooped down on Jesus’ head like a fighter jet, and yelled in a ruthless dialect:

"I will not forgive the person who betrays my beloved son, even if it is the end of the world."

"Well~ Heavenly Father, please forgive Judas, he didn't betray me on purpose."

"Googoo—that was on purpose!"

Listening to the arguing words between Jesus and the Father, the Buddha quietly explained to the enlightened one.

"Although Judas was also counted as one of the twelve disciples after his death, because the heavenly father didn't like him very much, compared to the other disciples who were usually blessed with the protection of the heavenly father, Judas' luck probably belonged to the twelve disciples. Lucky E is even lower."

"It's the kind of card-drawing game that is 100% shipwreck. It will never be shipped. Even if there is a guarantee, there may be program errors and lead to destruction."

"Basically that's it, even though Jesus forgave Judas, the Father is still bitter."

Knowing another thing that is obviously insignificant but sounds very powerful, the enlightened person is impressed by the daily life of the gods, but the topic is far away... The summer festival is still in progress.

Generally speaking, after the usual lively festival, the next thing is the fireworks display that everyone is looking forward to. This is a classic scene of the male and female protagonists embracing each other in daily love animations.

But at the scene of the summer festival held by Heroic Spirits, fireworks and other things need to be considered, um... As expected, it is our favorite hero Arash!

"Hey—don't persecute me at a time like this!"

Persecuted all the year round, never stopped, today's Arash is also ready to do a big fight, um...that's how it happened.

The great hero who was going to enjoy the summer festival tonight was surrounded by a group of children just as he arrived at the festival, nursery rhymes, Jack, Joan of Arc, Abigail...these naive and ignorant The little girls gathered around the big hero and looked at him expectantly with big watery eyes.

Nursery rhyme: "Brother Arash, I heard a bad brother with green hair say, you can set off beautiful fireworks, don't you!"

Jack: "Fireworks...Jack wants to see..."

Little Jeanne: "Have you heard that there will be a beautiful fireworks display at night?"

Abigail: "This is my first time participating in a summer festival. What is a fireworks display?"

...........

The most difficult thing to refuse in this world is the expectation of a little girl. Arash, who was surrounded by these lovely children, deeply felt that he was burdened with something fragile. If now Saying no... may destroy the expectations and dreams of the children.

Although Arash wanted to refuse very much, but... who made him the great hero of Persia.

"Come on! Brother, we will remember your last brilliance well."

I don't know when they came to Kong Ming and Meilin behind Arash. They put their hands on the shoulders of the hero. The meaning is self-evident. Sometimes a man can't back down.

"Ugh......."

Arash sighed and lost, but then the great hero showed a resolute and decisive expression on his face, he raised his bow to the sky, and the fireworks display of the summer festival began.

"—Stella!!"

In an instant, big and beautiful fireworks were shining in the night sky, and the light of the fireworks made even the stars be eclipsed.

"Ah! The fireworks display has begun, but this fireworks... why does it feel so familiar, a bit like a hero?"

Looking at the big fireworks in the sky, Gu Dazi fell into a state of thinking, but within three seconds she put the matter behind her, and then slowly enjoyed the fireworks show.

In the summer festival held by the heroic spirits, how will the next firework show be performed, of course it is a light cannon!

"Ex—calibur!"

The shining holy sword brilliance appeared in the air, and the beautiful golden brilliance made people fascinated. Although the damage of the curry stick of Dumao King may not be high, the real light cannon special effect is admirable.

"Gao Wenqing, it's your turn."

On a field halfway up the mountain where the summer festival was held, the heroic spirits preparing for the fireworks display had gathered here. When our hero set off the first fireworks, Artoria kicked off the firework display.

"Yes, my king."

Sun Knight Gao Wenqing summoned his holy sun sword, the shining sun lighted up in the night sky, and the rotating victory sword illuminated the dark night like day.

"It doesn't work at all, Gao Wenqing's treasure is completely to let the sun shine, so it's better to see mine!"

Mordred, who disliked Gawain's gorilla, Xiao Mo recklessly charged up the sword, and released the Noble Phantasm light cannon to the sky.

""Treason against my magnificent father"! "

"Haha——my treasure is still beautiful!"

Watching the crimson light cannon annihilate the brilliance of Gao Wenqing's holy sword of the sun, and the sky turned into darkness again, Xiao Mo proudly boasted, and then she was punched on the head by Agguiwen.

"Bastard - why hit me!"

"It's disrespectful to my king, it should be hit."

"Ugh..."

Seeing Arturia who was expressionless in front, Xiao Mo whimpered like a puppy and didn't dare to continue talking. She really deserved to be beaten in front of her dad when she used this cheating sword.

""Fantasy Great Sword: Heavenly Demon Lost Fall""

"'Brahma, curse my body'"

""Golden Deer and Stormy Night""

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The heroic spirits fired light cannons into the night sky one after another, making the fireworks display of the summer festival in full swing. At this time, the people who came to watch the fireworks gathered together in one place, and the acquaintances who met each other had their own fights. hello.

"It's Chlorella head! You guys are here too?"

"Yeah...and, if you don't call me another name, I'll smash all the stones you secretly hid next time."

"Are you a devil!"

Threatened by the words of the Enlightened One, Gu Dazi expressed her displeasure, but... she is still going to change her words honestly. After thinking about it, stones are more important.

"Speaking of which, Heavenly Father told me just now that he will give us a surprise tonight."

"Ah... what?"

Hearing this, the Enlightened One was stunned. He looked at Brother Jesus and the Father Dove on his head. The Enlightened One asked strangely:

"Any surprises tonight?"