Help! I Have Become Enlightened

"Darkness without light, condense it for me."

A dark abyss from which even a ray of light could not escape appeared. Gu Dazi pinched this tiny black hole in his right hand, but the terrifying attraction even shook the enlightened one.

It is even more terrifying than the planetary black hole born after the end of a huge star. The attraction of this extremely tiny black hole has far exceeded the limit. If the singularity just rubbed by Gu Dazi was the eruption of the force that caused the Big Bang, then this black hole It is the reverse effect, a dark singularity that can swallow the entire universe.

"Although this universe is not our world, at least you should make up your mind."

"Hmph! I'll know I'm wrong when I condense the mass of the entire universe together and beat you in the face."

Gu Dazi who speaks like an Asura, but the Enlightened One is not some wheel-running king who needs to be beaten, so he will not stretch his face over to let her beat him, and it is impossible to watch the entire universe being swallowed by a black hole.

"Reincarnation"

The trick used again, after the enlightened person said these two words, the bell representing reincarnation rang, and the few planets that were compressed and swallowed by the tiny black hole just now hung back into the universe, and Gudazi seemed to have nothing Did the same, nothing in hand.

"Fuck off! It's this trick again."

Gudazi, who wants to scold your mother when you open your mouth, but Youdao is a trick that can be eaten all over the world. No matter how many fancy skills you people have, as soon as the enlightened one releases an ability similar to "Golden Experience Requiem", you will directly Let you go back to the file, as if nothing happened.

It's useless to be angry, looking at the Enlightened Being who punched himself here, he didn't make any moves at all, but used the skill called "Reincarnation" to backtrack to restrict his movements, Gu Dazi So he calmed down and tried another trick to feint.

"Shen Luo Tianzheng?"

"Reincarnation"

"Guda rays!"

"Reincarnation"

"Green algae head, you are a scumbag!"

""Iron Fist Sanctions""

"Ah, it hurts—!"

After discovering that Gudazi's tricks can't be taken advantage of and that she used the king of mouth, Juezhe punched her on the head without saying a word, so that the child who needed to be beaten could feel the care of the society.

Clutching the big bag that came out of her head, Gudazi was so angry, she cursed angrily:

"Don't move your hands when you talk, but you do it when I talk, you are too dirty!"

"Okay, then come to Wendou."

"Oh, I want you to look good today!"

It seems that because he can't take advantage of the fight, Gudazi is ready to find some room for his lip service. Looking at the confident Gudazi in front of him, there is a disdainful smile on the corner of Jue Zhe's mouth. The young man doesn't know The depths and darkness of society.

The strong in Zuan, the strongest king, why are you afraid of the challenge of others?But...for the sake of face, I still have to restrain myself. After all, I am more or less a Buddha now.

So when Gudazi was about to use vulgar language to fight with the Enlightened One, he saw the fishing Buddha calmly, sitting cross-legged on the lotus platform in the sky, and recited the "Shakyamuni Heart Sutra".

At this moment, Gu Dazi was stunned, the development of the situation seemed to be a little different from what she had imagined, but the enlightened one just looked at the miniature in front of her contemptuously, the young man was still too tender.

As the saying goes, Wen Dou doesn't have to make the opposite party's angry mother die suddenly, but can also make the opposite party's head bloom and explode. In terms of disturbing people's cleanliness, which one is better, the Buddhist art is said to be the strongest.

After a "Shakyamuni Heart Sutra" is finished, there are also "Seven Buddhas Extinguishing Sin Mantra", "Rebirth Mantra", "Great Compassion Mantra"... and other brainwashing packages, which are guaranteed to be enough.

So seeing that Gudazi couldn't taunt at all, her own head felt dizzy and dizzy, as if there were thousands of flies "buzzing" around her, and her mentality exploded even more!

"Damn it—! Shut up!!"

"Huh? Do you want to continue the literary struggle?"

"I @￥*#...."

As soon as he uttered the swear words, when Gu Dazi saw that the Enlightened One was about to open his mouth to chant sutras again, he immediately surrendered.

"Don't—! Let's continue fighting."

"Okay, let you continue to make moves first."

The very magnanimous Enlightenment said that there is no problem. Gu Dazi felt aggrieved and annoyed in his heart.

But if it was so easy to admit defeat, she wouldn't be a Gudazi. The most vicious "BeastⅦ" had an idea and acted immediately.

The darkness instantly enveloped and spread, there are no stars in the universe, only boundless darkness exists, the enlightened one is a little surprised that this Gudazi is trying to play some tricks, so he didn't directly use "reincarnation" to reset the world.

There is nothingness in the darkness, and there is nothing there, but after a little bit of fluorescent lights light up, the darkness recedes like a tide, revealing the images that exist within.

"Damn Mao Wang, does anyone want to smack Dumb Mao Wang?"

In the cold winter, Artoria is still selling on the street.If she didn't trick these dumb kings out, she wouldn't have dinner.

But now, everyone is waiting for Black Joan with stones, who will give it to poor Artoria.

"Uncle, you can just be in a daze, King Mao, please."

"Stupid you bastard! Who still uses dumb king these days?"

Gudav who was passing by waved Arturia away mercilessly.Arturia fell to the ground, and the silver cards in her hands scattered all over the floor.

She bent down to pick up the card, and saw Joan of Arc in the window, probably just blackened, she was sitting in a warm room, happily hugging the Saint Quartz that everyone gave her, and there was a beautiful Marshal on the table doll.

What a happy girl, Arturia thought.

She couldn't understand why there was such a big gap between people, why some five-stars could hold piles of holy crystals and sit in a warm house, but she couldn't even fill her stomach, so she could only cheat on the cold street. krypton.

The blizzard intensified, and Artoria felt cold and hungry.Everyone on the street went home to grow grass, and no one came to kryptonize her stupid hairy king.

She found a corner and took apart a call talisman someone threw to her, trying to make herself warmer. Suddenly, she saw that the skills of King Dumao had been enhanced. star.

She took apart the second call sign, and she saw that people from all over the world came to slap King Mao, and those who couldn't get King Mao showed regretful expressions.She felt very happy, she no longer had to go out, and everyone flocked to krypton gold for her.she

After opening the third call sign, I saw Knights of the Round Table, Gudazi, and Shirou. Shirou was still smiling and waiting for her to go home as before.

"Shirou, take me away quickly! I know you're going to disappear when this call sign is drawn!"

Arturia opened all the call signs in one breath, and she saw Shirou getting closer to her, and they were running in Fuyuki with a smile.Shirou cooks for her every day, and she is no longer afraid of going hungry!

Suddenly, Shirou grabbed her hand, and the two went to the ideal land of Avalon without pain together. The next day people found in the corner that they had pulled out the king of hair from their black chaste pool.

After witnessing the scene of this story, Jue Zhe froze for a moment, wondering why he was full of pricking feelings.

"What is this? A fool who sells matches?!"

"Kukuku, it's not over yet..."

The sound of gurgling echoed in the darkness, and then the darkness fell and shrouded again. When the fluorescent lights turned on and the darkness receded, a new picture appeared in the eyes of the enlightened one.

"Since you asked the question sincerely!"

"We will tell you mercifully!"

"To prevent the world from being destroyed!"

"To protect the peace of the world!"

"To carry out love and true evil!"

"Cute and charming villain!"

"I'm Musashi!"

"I'm Kojiro!"

"We are Team Rocket traveling through the singularity!"

"White hole, a white tomorrow is waiting for us!!"

"That's it~ Meow~~~~"

In order to capture powerful or rare Pocket Heroes and use them to take over the world, the notorious evil organization, Team Rocket trio, enters.

Again, I don't know where to complain, and the picture appears in front of the enlightened person. In a sense, this is really too powerful.

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Chapter 5 Matryoshka Universe

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"Is the person here Zhuge Kongming?"

"No, this is El-Melloi II."

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"Chaldea has a rule that subordinates are not allowed to poke the mouth of their superiors."

"Report to the acting director, I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to you."

"I'm your boss, and if I say you pop your mouth, you pop your mouth."

"Poop eater Da Vinci!"

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"As long as we don't stop, the road will continue to extend. As long as you don't stop, there must be me in front of you, so don't stop."

"Captain Achilles!"

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Several famous scenes engraved in the DNA appeared one after another, and the enlightened one became more and more surprised what this Gudazi wanted to do, so he moved deeper into the emerging scenes.

Gao Wen: "I'm also from Great Britain, so we may be fellow villagers."

Lancelot: "Fa♂Q!"

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"Arturia, your first kiss was not someone else, but me, Ramses II!"

"It's worthy of being La Er, who can do things we dare not do, how admirable!!"

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Nero: "My lord! For the sake of Rome! Dedicate the treasury!"

Jin Shining: "Give it up! Who is your brother, and I'm not a Roman!!"

The Enlightened One: "Okay, stop playing around, go to school after breakfast."

I saw several famous scenes of growing grass, and after seeing this scene of Nero (Sakura Kinomoto)'s family, the corners of Jue Zhe's mouth twitched a little. Gudazi's brain hole has turned into a black hole.