The World is Sick

"Hey, the family is unfortunate, the education is lacking, the captain is so pitiful..."

Shi Yu Qiluo leaned on the recliner, sipped the sangria recommended by Ji Zi, and sighed faintly.

Patrick, who was keenly observant, twitched slightly at the corner of his mouth and rolled his eyes at someone.

She, Miss Kiyana, has no intention of doing mental calculations, and if she can touch the buttocks of a few students of the same level, it is already the limit.

After doing bad things, don't run away, stay where you are and extinguish the bonfire, and then come again. For a little girl who just wants to make trouble and vent her anger, isn't it a bit too conspiracy theory?

Everyone present, besides you, who else would do such an immoral thing of splashing dirty water?

Tsk tsk, as a die-hard fan of the captain, you can always come up with new tricks on the road of Black Siegfried.

Now, it's too shameless to actually think of using Kiana's nonsense to confirm the rumor that someone touched all the Valkyrie's buttocks.

By the way, this rumor seems to come from your mouth...

Moreover, Ji Zi was drinking with everyone in the Snow Wolf team at the time, and you were the closest, and you were the only one who could indirectly manipulate sound waves to put out fires by interfering with them by calling for help.

Yes, I almost forgot, you are still an idol, changing the tone and sound quality in the dark, stirring people's hearts, couldn't be simpler.

Patrick shrugged at his teammates and exchanged glances with each other, obviously understanding that this was the spontaneous behavior of some idiot fan.

At the same time, Qiyana, who was watching the cat in the coconut grove, looked at the bonfire gathered behind her, and couldn't help clenching her fists into a victory pose, cheering excitedly.

Yes!Let you not play with me, this is all here, hide and seek, I like it!

“Gungnir fire（冈格尼尔，开火）！”

"Nexus system unlock Nexus!"

However, what Qiyana didn't expect was that there were loud shouts from a distance, and several arcs of light passed by, and the originally lush coconut groves collapsed one after another.

Immediately, all the shelters were eradicated, smoke and dust rose around, and the dense torches almost blinded Qiyana's eyes.

No, I obviously didn't provoke so many people, why are they here!Some paramecium with insufficient head, swallowed with a stiff face, turned around and ran away seeing that the situation was not good.

boring!Stop playing!

But the basket that is poked out has to be filled by someone.

So a quarter of an hour later, the pursuit team carried Qiyana, who was bundled into rice dumplings, and returned to the bonfire on the beach.

"Teacher Jizi...Sister Jizi! I'm just kidding everyone, I want to play with everyone! I swear!"

Qiyana, who was reprimanded by a group of classmates, put on a pitiful appearance to win sympathy, and obediently subdued, striving for a chance to reform.

"Maybe it was instigated..."

Shi Yu Qiluo leaned forward and tried to induce her with a black belly.

"Hmm, it's like being possessed by an evil spirit!"

Qiyana nodded fiercely, and directly blamed her behavior on the mysterious power.

Wuliangta Jizi naturally wouldn't believe this kind of nonsense, and wanted to continue to judge this little troublemaker, but as Patrick touched and whispered, the red-haired Yujie grinned sinisterly.

After a moment.

"I'm bewitched, I didn't do it on purpose!"

"Well, the teacher believes in you!"

"Then what are you doing?"

Kiyana, who was tied up on a cross, struggled and twisted, trying to get rid of her fate of punishment.

"Coincidentally, I know that there is a special exorcism ritual in Hawaii. Don't worry, it will definitely work!"

Wuliangta Jizi's tone was gloomy, and all the Valkyries raised their torches one after another. Under the uncertain light, their cheeks looked ghastly, like an inquisition burning witches.

Under Qiyana's horrified eyes, the bonfire was lit, and the Valkyries collected leaves and flowers, mixed them with their swimsuits, and then held hands with each other, dancing and turning around the cross.

On the seashore with rolling waves, Qiyana was tied to the cross in the posture of Christ's crucifixion, her little face was full of shock and fear.

On the golden beach, the Valkyries held their smiles and danced hula dances around the campfire.

Some girls who were tired from dancing did not forget to put the skewered chicken wings and vegetables beside the bonfire. The scene was enjoyable.

Hawaiian hula dance... mainly through the dancing of the limbs, to express the prayer to the volcano god and the desire for light... I have never heard that it also has the function of exorcising evil spirits.

Just as everyone in the Snow Wolf team cast doubtful eyes on Patrick, they saw this somewhat unrestrained Native American, who almost burst into laughter and responded intermittently.

"Himeko wants to fix the troublemaker, Kiyana wants to play with everyone, now the problem is solved..."

Everyone in the Snow Wolf team looked at the tool man who was worshiped as a sacrifice, and after an epiphany, they all pointed to this "genius" and secretly burst into weird smiles.

ps: Two updates today, three updates tomorrow.

Chapter 635 Chapter [-] What's wrong with men liking big breasts?

In the Hawaiian hotel, Kevin stood on the balcony, watching the farce on the beach near the end, chuckled and shook his head, turned and entered the room, and raised a glass with his old friend Lei Ting.

The Valkyrie with pink short hair, while drinking to herself, swipe her fingers, checking various cutting-edge products of the weapon development department of the SCP Foundation, as well as interesting containment materials.

The more than a dozen open jewelry boxes on the table are the main styles combined with popular elements this year by jewelry companies such as Tiffany.

This is a woman with an indifferent personality, and Kevin's return is undoubtedly what she likes, hitting one of the few breakthrough points in Lei Ting's body, weapons, the hidden mysteries of the world, and the attributes of sister control.

After getting drunk, Lei Ting looked at his watch, got up slightly, and kissed Kevin goodbye with an indifferent face.

Fortunately, without the assistance of his sister-in-law Sierra, Kevin fudged several times, and finally defined this ceremony as a kissing ceremony of Europeans and Americans, so it was a little less charming and more intimate with each other.

But even so, the abstinence flavor of this ice beauty makes even her kisses reveal the sharpness and pressure of a sword, which can easily extinguish a man's unrealistic desires.

In fact, their high-level lives are often lonely in their hearts, and Kevin doesn't even need to take the initiative to fight for it. Just staying for a certain period of time can consume most of the competitors.

Moreover, perhaps it is a better choice to leave the development of the future relationship between the two of them to time to verify.

"It's still early, why don't you continue drinking two cups?"

Kevin was politely asking friends to stay, Lei Ting shook his head slightly, flashed the time on his phone, and responded lightly.

"At eight o'clock tonight, SAO has an event, and the trade unions gather for missions..."

Kevin was stunned for a moment, looking at the back of Lei Ting going away, he couldn't help but laugh.

For a person like her who doesn't purely like killing, venting energy and finding fun in the game is undoubtedly a good way of life.

Yes, this is a sick world, but it is also an interesting world, where darkness and light coexist, decay and beauty coexist, the dirtier the soil, the more colorful flowers can bloom.

SAO, I always wanted to play, but unfortunately I was busy all day putting out fires and repairing holes, and I asked Raven to open an account for me when I came back. It's time to spend some time communicating with Asuna and the others.

Wouldn't it be nice to have a cross-server online dating?

Kevin flicked his wine glass, sat down, picked up a fashion magazine at random, and flipped through it to pass the time.

When he turned to the page of the Victoria's Secret fashion show, the blue and white porcelain cheongsam worn by a Chinese-Western mixed-race female model made him feel a little absent-minded, and a figure that had been buried in his memory for a long time resurfaced in his mind.

With the sliding of his fingers, Kevin's eyes noticed the capital letters in English in the column of the clothing designer's name, his eyes were strange, and his expression was moving.

ADA… ADA?It can't be such a coincidence, can it?

Kevin pondered for a moment, then snapped his fingers, and the raven on standby walked out of the space gap behind him, and issued instructions in a deep voice.

"Help me find out the identity address of this designer..."

"By the way, by the way, apply for SAO and ALO game accounts from [World Tree], and it would be best for Kayaba Akihiko to give me preferential treatment as an internal employee..."

Raven bowed slightly, nodded earnestly, and then retreated slowly under Kevin's wave.

When the room returned to tranquility, Kevin flipped through a few pages of fashion magazines, then lay down on the railing, staring at the night sky for a long time. The man tapped his head and raised the corners of his lips to whisper softly.

I'm starting to miss you a little...Ada...

At this time, the half-closed door was gently pushed open, Kevin turned his head and found that Fu Hua had actually come to the door.

"What? Is something wrong?"

The tangled look on Fairy Chiyuan's pretty face disappeared in a flash, Fu Hua hesitated for a moment, entered the living room, and sat on the sofa.

However, when she lowered her eyes to see the fashion magazine on the desktop with many pages opened, she couldn't help pursing her lips, her face returned to indifference, and her tone became calm.

"It's nothing, I'm tired, go back and rest first..."

Kevin, who was originally listening, couldn't help being stunned, and could only watch Fu Hua turn around and leave the field in sleepiness.

Could it be... something on your mind?

Kevin scratched his head and found that there were too few clues to figure out what Fu Hua was thinking, so he could only put the question aside.

After a while, the residual barbecue smell on the beach permeated the window, and Kevin was aroused with some appetite, so he was ready to go downstairs for a walk with nothing to do.

However, as soon as he arrived downstairs, Kevin bumped into the Valkyries who had returned home happily. These girls, who had seen Professor Yang's methods, obediently stood apart on both sides, leaving the way, and said hello in unison.

Kevin nodded slightly, quite relieved, when he was about to leave, a nervous voice stopped him.

"Mr. Yang, what are you doing here?"

Kevin turned his head and saw Mei Raiden biting his lip to ask, and holding the tired and paralyzed Kiyana with Bronya. He couldn't help but smiled, pointed to the convenience store in the distance, and answered casually.

"I'm a little hungry, buy something to eat..."

Leiden Mei was stunned, lowered her eyelids, a blush appeared on her face.

"Then... please come back early..."

"Mei, I want to drink water, I want to sleep..."

Really Raiden Mei wanted to say a few more words, but the poor Qiyana pulled her sleeves and begged, and the team of Valkyrie began to move towards the hotel.

"be careful…"

The girl subconsciously waved her hand, giving Kevin a final warning.

In the convenience store, Kevin helped the frame of the mirror, a little confused, could it be discovered?So fast?

The man shook his head slightly, walked to the coastal street with a shopping bag, tore open a piece of fried wheat bread, and took a bottle of energy drink to fill his hunger.

Originally, when he was about to enjoy the night view of the breeze blowing on the coast, he saw a figure with an anxious face, hurrying out of the hotel, looking around, as if looking for something.

"Lixue? What's wrong?"

Just when Cheng Lixue was getting more and more worried, the voice behind her made her grab a straw and turn around immediately.