The World is Sick
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Kevin satisfactorily used the space wormhole to throw the two roast suckling pigs into the laser prison. Thornton, who had a beast instinct, immediately jumped up and grabbed the food impatiently.
With three or two bites, the two roast suckling pigs were eaten easily again, but this time, Thornton obviously had more chewing and tasting movements.
When the taste exploded on the tongue, the big crocodile in front of him felt the urge to cry.
Seeing this, Kevin seemed to connect Thornton's emotional chain with his behavior of emotional feeding, and asked with a smile.
"If you eat these all the time in the future, will you still eat people?"
Thornton slapped his thigh, and couldn't help wrinkling his crocodile face and complaining.
"If there is such a good thing, people who still eat farts!"
"I don't know how familiar those sacrifices are, they were all brought to me whole."
"Besides, you can't eat for free, you have to help and work hard."
"In order to protect the Nile River, the place to eat, I was cut off by the angels. I have lost a lot!"
When Kevin heard this, he suddenly remembered the root of the myth related to Thornton, the crocodile god.
Among the nine animal gods in ancient Egypt, one of them is Sobek, the crocodile god with four times the divinity.
His body is similar to that of a human, but his whole body is covered with hard and dense scales, and there is a thick and heavy crocodile tail dragging behind him, and his hands and feet also look like crocodile claws.
Not only are the two similar in image, but also in the early days of mythology, Sobek's fundamental creed was "eat people or be eaten", which is very consistent with the creed of Thornton, the crocodile god.
But this does not mean that Thornton, the crocodile god, is a beast that only knows how to kill. In ancient Egyptian mythology, he once guarded the birth of Horus, the god of the sky.
So, in a sense, he is also the patron saint of the Nile and Egypt.
After all, Karl, the god of death who airdropped Thornton to the earth, is not stupid. He knows very well that the earth is a pit full of bosses.
If Thornton really caused a massacre in the early stage, he would definitely be crushed to death by a group of old things that came out.
Therefore, this incarnated animal god cooperated with the aborigines in Egypt, and the two formed a symbiotic relationship similar to that of a crocodile and a toothpick bird.
In return, Thorton naturally accepted the offerings of humans and animals from the Egyptians, enjoyed blood food, and recognized this place as his own hunting area.
In addition, according to the memory in his mind, the group of human soldiers that Thorton seemed to hunt and kill did not look like native Egyptians in terms of their attire, but had many similarities with Roman civilization.
Coupled with Thornton's resentful statement of "losing money" just now, Kevin estimated that this guy was summoned by the Egyptians with sacrifices in all likelihood to resist the Roman Empire's invasion of Egypt.
However, because of too much movement, Thornton was unlucky enough to be targeted by the inspectors of Melo's heavenly court, and then he was judged by a sky blade, and he was directly disintegrated, and he was cultivated in the seal for thousands of years.
The man threw a plum candy into his mouth and chewed, rubbing his chin and continuing to speculate with interest.
Perhaps, it was the arrival of the angel that made the surviving or fleeing Roman soldiers regard this creature as a god.
So, could it be because of this that Christianity rose in the Roman Empire later?
The myth itself is history that has been covered up and misinterpreted.
The world is getting more and more interesting.
Well, if you have time, you can take this as a topic and discuss it with Hexi.
However, before that, let's solve this guy's problem first.
After confirming that the crocodile god Thornton is not purely evil, the corners of Kevin's mouth lightly lifted, that kind smile seemed to be particularly sympathetic to this giant crocodile.
"You traveled thousands of miles across the stars just to have a full meal?"
Following the man, he threw another two four- to five-meter-tall "mountains of meat" into the laser prison.
Thornton wolfed it down hastily, and mumbled gloomily in response
"Isn't it? Ever since I came to this place, I haven't really eaten enough!"
After stuffing the bones into his mouth like a storm and chewing them, and swallowing them together, Thornton patted his belly and looked at Kevin with a bit of a bachelor.
"Anyway, it's all in your hands. If you can feed me first, you'll make money..."
Kevin's face became more and more kind, and he turned and waved back.
"Look, this kid is hungry, Chuangzi, and two more sheep, plus a plate of super compressed beef jerky that you have eaten before."
At this time, Liu Chuang, who was fiddling with the barbecue grill in front of the laser prison, twitched his mouth, wanting to object, emphasizing his lofty status as a heroic soldier.
However, frightened by someone's lust, this Northeast society person can only work obediently.
From brushing the noodles with oil, sprinkling cumin, and serving chili, Liu Chuang's movements became more and more professional and skillful.
Even, a few of the livestock teammates squatting behind to steal food unkindly stuffed all kinds of skewered sticks next to the grill, showing a "you understand" look in their eyes.
Everyone in the lounge set up tables and chairs, and arranged beer and drinks together.
"It's promising. If you open a store in the future, I, Kevin Kaslana, will vote for this project!"
In his spare time, Kevin confiscated the cumin mutton kebabs that Ge Xiaolun and others had just ordered to bake. After a few mouthfuls, he gave Liu Chuang a thumbs up for his craftsmanship.
The social man who was forced to open his business had a stiff smile on his face and nodded hurriedly.
After teasing Liu Chuang, Kevin saw Thornton, the god of crocodile, already seven or eight times full, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised.
Wild ones should be brought home.
ps: I played with the combination of mythology and plot again, and I believed it.
Thornton = Sobek
Chapter 951 Chapter Nine Hundred and Ten
"Delicious, right?"
"good to eat!"
This time, Thornton nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and his taste buds were completely conquered by the delicacies of the Chinese food empire.
"Do you want to eat these all at once?"
"Think!"
Thornton looked longingly, his eyes sparkled, and after a while, he hesitated and moved again.
"Full?"
"Enough!"
Kevin's tone was firm, his smile became brighter, and he asked seductively.
"If we take care of your food, what if someone comes to make trouble on our site?"
"Cut him!"
Thornton was filled with righteous indignation, and slapped the ground, wishing he could tear up those guys who were about to smash his dinner table on the spot.
I haven't seen such an authentic meal ticket for a long time. For a senior foodie, is there anything more important than eating?
"What if it's Karl?"
"Uh…"
Thornton froze, with a hesitant look on his face.
"What you ate just now were public barbecues with no technical content. You have never tasted the eight major Chinese cuisines and tens of thousands of delicacies..."
Thousands of ways!God Crocodile Thornton was stunned when he heard the words, his saliva pooled on the ground in a glistening patch, and after regaining his senses, he swung his claws murderously.
"That idiot Karl threw me on the earth, and he didn't take charge of the food. If he dared to mess with my place, he would do it when he came!"
"Yes, Carl is a fool!"
Kevin gave a thumbs up, his affection for this very good crocodile greatly increased, and he spoke gently to appease him.
"Of course, this is just a hypothesis. Naturally, you won't be allowed to deal with Karl, the god of death."
"That's a good feeling!"
Thornton smiled when he heard the words, and the worries in his heart disappeared. At this moment, he felt that the white and tender guy in front of him was really a nice person.
So, after going out, don't eat him first.
The crocodile God Thornton, who seems to be cute and honest in appearance, smiled very happily.
However, the handsome white-haired guy was also laughing, and took out a recording pen from his arms, pressed the play button, and twirled it between his fingers.
"So, this thing is useless, right?"
Nima, this also involves collecting black materials!so bad!
Thornton, who had just arranged the creator in a hurry, couldn't help but regret when he heard the high-profile declaration of "Carl's stupid hat".
Just as the big crocodile was about to explode, the man reached out and pulled out a bloody demon head with claw horns from the space rift, the corner of his mouth slightly raised.
"It's your turn to tell the truth. Have you thought about it clearly? You are planning to cooperate with us and accept good food and drink treatment..."
"Or, are you planning to follow this unlucky boy named Big Bolun and go all the way to the dark?"
The man had a bright smile and a gentle tone, but the crocodile god Thornton, who was still cheerful just now, was like a thorn on his back, and his bones were soaked in a chill.
I didn't see it, this guy is a ruthless character!
Crocodile Thornton put away his contempt, wiped his mouth, his eyes were firm and unwilling.
"It's okay to hang out with you, but the round just now doesn't count. It's too unethical for you to engage in gang fights!"
"I want one-on-one!"
Let me just say, this is your nature. No matter how simple and honest the crocodile looks on the surface, it also conceals its identity as a cunning and proud predator.
Kevin showed a weird smile, and looked at Thornton the Crocodile God, showing a trace of pity.
"One-on-one? Then you are lucky. An old friend on the Juxia who is also a beast life has always had itchy hands."
The man snapped his fingers casually, threw Thornton into the imaginary space, and threw his weapon back together.
Half an hour later, Monkey King in dark alloy armor stepped out of the space vortex, dragging a crocodile tail.
As for Thornton, the God Crocodile who hit the ground heavily, his scales were curled up, half of his mouth full of teeth were shattered, and there was hardly a piece of good skin on his body. His miserable appearance made anyone who saw it feel sad.
It seems that due to Sun Wukong's heavy attack, the big crocodile's forehead was raised high, its eyes were closed tightly, and it passed out directly along the way.
Seeing this, Kevin shook his head pitifully.
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