Coincidentally, the Lord God, I Am Also a Newbie

Chapter 22 Chapter 22 The progress bar that suddenly appeared

While dealing with the clerk with frivolous words, Xin dragged Al to squat down and knocked on the floor of the changing room——Due to limited information, Xin had no choice but to use the name of changing clothes just now. The changing room of this underwear store was all set aside, and the walls and ceiling of the changing room were carefully inspected, but everything was tightly stitched and there was nothing suspicious about it. At this moment, Xin suddenly discovered that the changing room The floor in the room seemed to be too new, so I pulled Al in, hoping to find out something.

Knowing that time was running out, Al quickly tore open a pack of special wet wipes, and gently wiped around the floor of the changing room, then took out a small bottle from his pocket, and sprayed it on the area just wiped, After three breaths, Al pulled the letter, pointed to half of the fingerprints on the left wall and said softly:

"You are right, there are really babies here."

"Then we can consider raising this floor to have a look."

The clerk outside had no letter to say, and was fooled by the letter after a while. After giving Al a thumbs up and a thumbs up, Xin pulled out his black knife, and at this moment Al also pulled out his black knife. A Nepalese scimitar came out, and the snow-white and pitch-black blades reflected the same light under the light.

"Hmm... Do you believe you also use knives?"

"Yeah, single-handedly, it seems that we can find a time to exchange ideas."

This little episode caused Xin and Al to meet each other and smile, and then the two pried up the floor with a happy mood. The floor composed of long wooden strips was lifted by Xin and Al along the sides, and Al touched the floor under the floor. On the cement board, I scooped out a bit of cement from the edge of the cement board with a machete, rubbed it gently in the palm of my hand, put it under my nose and sniffed it carefully, and then nodded affirmatively at the letter:

"That's right, the cement has just been applied, and it still smells like dried fish. Someone should have dried it with a machine while applying it. It seems that the lady was taken away from here."

"But I remember that there is no sewer down there..."

The letter knocked on the concrete slab, and the sound indicated that there was no cubicle or other space below.

"That's not necessarily the case. There are too many articles that can be done with things like sewers. Let's go back first. I have a complete map of the sewers."

"Wait a minute, let me do some tricks here, hey, I didn't expect the things I brought on a whim to be really useful."

Under Al's curious eyes, Shin opened his clothes and took out two boxes from the inside of the bra. In each box were three slender things with drill bits, and Xin evenly inserted the six drill bits into the Then Xin activated them one by one, the six drills made a slight 'buzzing' and went down, then Xin hurriedly called Al to install the floor back, restore it to its original state as much as possible, sure After being correct, he quickly pulled Al out of the changing room.

Seeing that Xin and Al came out very quickly, the clerk couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, and Xin also generously bought these two sets of high-end underwear. After leaving the mall, Al smiled and looked at the bag in Xin's hand, with a tone of With a bit of ridicule, he said:

"Ms. Xin, who are you going to show these underwear to?"

"I'll show you how to wear it."

The letter threw Al a pair of white eyeballs, and along the way threw the underwear bag into Al's arms.

"This thing is given to you. In case you use it when performing a mission one day, don't thank me in your heart. This is what I should do as a colleague."

"I hope there is no such day, women's clothing should spare me..."

"Then you can take it to your female friend, maybe she will wear it for you that day."

"Then you can also give it to your girlfriend, don't you..."

Al snickered deliberately with a face full of sudden realization.

"Believe you, this guy doesn't have a girlfriend yet? Would you like me, a gentleman in England, to teach you a few tricks?"

"Hmph, I want her to wear it, but this model doesn't match."

"Eh?

Hearing Xin's words, Al couldn't help being stunned for a moment, and then saw Xin take out something from his pocket, which he slammed into the air, grabbed it, and put it on his ring finger.

"As you can see, I'm already a successful person, so I should be the one to teach you some tips."

"Ah...you are already married, this is really a surprise, you don't look very big..."

"It's just an engagement. When I graduate, we'll..."

"Hush~~shh!! Believe me, has no one told you?"

Al quickly interrupted the words of the letter, and said helplessly

"We're going to get married after this battle is over. I'll definitely come back. I'm going back to my own room. Who's birthday is so and so tomorrow. These are all terrible flags. An excellent Butei like you It would be a pity if he died young."

"Young man, it's the age of science and technology now, and you don't need to care about such feudal superstitions."

"That's not necessarily true, Xin."

The letter was just a casual remark, but Al became serious and said seriously:

"This world doesn't have the... science you imagined. I believe you are an S-rank Butei. Sooner or later you will encounter some unbelievable things. When the time comes, don't let your guard down."

Al seemed to want to say something, but suddenly found that Xin was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help tugging at the sleeve of La Xin and asked in concern: "What's the matter, Xin, what did you think of?"

"It's nothing, I just wondered if my RV door was closed when we left, um...don't worry about that, can you say more about what you just said, I'm more concerned, of course, I will pay Information fee."

"Forget about the information fee, I'm just hearsay. A friend of mine once encountered a werewolf on the ice sheet in Western Europe..."

Al and Xin chatted and laughed all the way back to the caravan. With the previous experience, Al could face Xin's naked body calmly, but his eyes couldn't help falling on Xin's ring finger, and he took it over. My pencil turns faster and faster in my hand...

While changing clothes with his back to Al’s letter, he also fell into deep thought—just when Al mentioned that the world is not so scientific, an inexplicable progress suddenly appeared in his vision Bar, and following Al's narration, the progress bar continued to advance, and finally stopped at [-]%.

Looking at the '(＠_＠)' kaomoji on the progress bar, Xin didn't know why he suddenly felt a little flustered.

This can't be some new gadget created by Lai...

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Chapter 23 Chapter 23 Suck~~~

"Well, Shin, why are you acting so naturally?"

"Ok?"

"It's just... You are a man, but why do you act so... Really? Are you really not awkward?"

"Ah... this, probably because of practice..."

Shin lowered his head and buttoned his shirt, showing a wry smile that he couldn't bear to look back.

"Although it was just my teacher's whim at the time, it did teach me some skills on how to pretend to be the opposite sex. To be honest, my disguise was not very good. I once had a friend who was very talented in this aspect. , when he was wearing women's clothing, his delicate appearance really almost opened the door to a new world for several of my friends."

"Then...Xin, do you mean that the concept of gender can be changed through the day after tomorrow? For example...if a girl is raised as a boy since she was a child, is it really possible for her to become a man?"

Obviously, there was something hidden in Al's heart, and he forcibly understood the truth from Xin's words. After hearing Al's question, Xin subconsciously chuckled and wanted to say some ridiculous nonsense.

But at this moment, a flash of light flashed in Xin's mind, and Xin, who seemed to realize something, froze, and wanted to look back at Al in disbelief, but in the end Xin resisted the urge and spoke. Li made a sound like he was thinking, and then quickly buttoned up his buttons, pulling the uniform from the hanger next to him in a panic and putting it on his body.

Xin turned around, wanting to say something, but seeing Al's gloomy expression, the words swirled around his mouth, and finally turned into a long sigh.

"I think this is impossible, because there is a kind of tenderness in this world, which is a gift from God to women. This tenderness will make women omnipotent, as long as the body of that person still maintains the appearance it should be, no matter No matter how you cover it up, that tenderness will be touched inadvertently. To be a guy in the sun, as they were expected to be...forcibly repressing one's nature, no matter the outcome, would be a tragedy."

Xin leaned on the table, gently stroked the ring on his ring finger, and completely denied Al's question with a low voice.

"I know what Al you want to say, family, parents, environment, forced, these are all helpless things, so I just stand and talk without backache, but since you asked me, then I'll just stand up and finish the sentence, but what I'm going to say next is not my own life experience, but a lovely and reliable elder with the thoughts he has seen in his life—hairstyle, High school and university are not decided by the parents, but by the child himself. The life of the child belongs only to the child, not as a tool for the parents to realize their own knots..."

Although the tone of the letter is still relaxed and at ease, Al can still hear the sadness in the words of the letter. He can't help but look up at the letter, only to find that although the letter is looking at him, his eyes are erratic and hazy, and he even flies to the place with his thoughts. Nowhere, only the respect and sadness that flashed from time to time made Al feel the heaviness behind this truth.

"Well...everyone's experience is different, these things are precious aphorisms to me, but to others it's just chicken soup for the soul...everyone has their own difficulties, God knows what will fall into their own On the head, it's not so light."

Shinshi smiled and shook his head, then took out an apple-flavored lollipop from the box and handed it to Al.

"Although I don't know why you are asking this question, but for the sake of the pleasant cooperation between you and me, remember to come to me if you encounter any difficulties in the future. Among other things, it is no problem to support you with a few boxes of ammunition, yes Oh container."

"Wow, then I really made money today."

Al smiled and took the lollipop in his mouth. The rich fruity scent made Al blink his eyes in surprise.

"This candy is specially made by someone, and it tastes absolutely delicious... Al, are you a girl?"

"Huh? Cough cough cough!!!"

Al thought he had a certain understanding of Xin's character, but he still couldn't prevent Xin's slamming the car, choking on Al's trachea with a mouthful of saliva, so scared that Xin hurried over to help pat Al's back , took out a handkerchief and wiped off Al's face.

"Xin, why do you think so? Cough cough cough..."

"I'm sorry, sorry, I just had a brain twitch, don't you read that in the storybooks, what happened to my friend, I have a younger sister who wants to betroth you or something... Come on, come on, Drink some water, take it easy."

"Really, trust you..."

Seeing the small expression on Xin's face that was afraid of annoying him, Al couldn't get angry, he punched Xin's shoulder funny, patted his chest, and breathed a sigh of relief.

"I don't have that kind of friend, and I don't have a younger sister to betroth to you. Huh... Really, is this girl so girly? To let Xinyou have such a misunderstanding..."

"Hohohoho, that's not good."

Xin quietly looked at Al, and finally his eyes fell on Al's chest. After using his rich experience in women's clothing to reason in reverse, he smiled at himself, turned around and tidied up the closet, and Continue to speak nonsense.

"Al, you are so cute. If you were a girl, you would definitely receive a stack of love letters. To be fair, there is still a market for flat breasts."

flat chest...

Al was stunned for a moment, looked down subconsciously, then raised his fist and thumped Xin's back heavily, and the letter that he punched with his fist went straight into the closet.

"Trust me, is it that fun to flirt with me? Today I want you to know how hard an English gentleman's fist is!"

"Hey, hey, who's a gentleman can move his fist, you...wait for your legs...suck!!!"

To be honest, Al couldn't figure out why he became so familiar with this unscrupulous Butei so quickly, but for now, he doesn't hate this way of getting along, and the long-lost sense of relaxation made Al a little carried away , until Xin took a breath, Al realized that his knees seemed to be kneeling on something that was sometimes stiff, sometimes weak, and very fragile. Suddenly, the whole RV fell silent. After a breath, Al's startled The cries and the laments of the letters sounded at the same time...

Chapter 24 Good night

When Xin and Al came back, it was already afternoon, but Xin's original intention was to separate from Al after changing clothes, to check the remaining missing places, and then use the night to sort them out Just a look at the information, and because of the little accident in the afternoon, Xin can only sit at the table with his legs crossed and study the map of the sewer.

To be honest, it wasn’t that serious at first, it was just being crushed a bit, just bear it, but Xin still underestimated Al’s innocence—after finding out where he was crushed, Al jumped immediately. up, but they're in the closet now, so the kid bumped his head against the top of the closet and fell down again...

I don't know why, but I seem to hear a rooster screaming, is it my hallucination...

"That... I believe you are okay..."

Just as the letter tremblingly sent the city's sewer drawings into the scanner, Al blushed and came back with food and sat next to the letter, bowing his head in embarrassment.

"That... that... Actually, I've seen that thing before, but it's all from criminals, I don't feel anything, it's the first time for me as a friend... I... I..."

"Hohohoho, so I'm already a friend in your heart? Then this time, you won't lose money, and you can make a little profit, haha..."