The Infinite Card System
Page 303
Seeing this, all the monks immediately straightened their faces and listened to the speech seriously.
"There was the incident of my demon cultivator, the peak lord of South China Peak, which made outside monks laugh at me. There were also thieves who slipped away in front of the high-level twice and humiliated the monks of Wuxingfeng by blowing up the cesspool,"
"And today, there are even some disciples who don't want Bilian, with ironclad evidence, and dare to sell miserably here."
Ye Feng had a remorseful expression, as if saying that he had not fulfilled his duty.
Looking at Lu Yu with hateful eyes, all the monks immediately admired him, feeling that their hearts had been washed, and they became firm again in an instant.
The peak advocates great righteousness, and his eyes are like torches!
"Yes, the sense of smell of monsters is hundreds of thousands of times that of human monks, how could it be wrong?"
"This Lu Yu actually dared to use bitter tricks, trying to get away with it, which made me hesitate!"
"Hehehe, the uncle personally suppressed it, let's see how Lu Yu can fool black and white."
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"Uncle Master?"
Lu Yu was a little dazed, and he was dumbfounded.
He didn't expect Ye Feng to appear suddenly, and he didn't expect to stand on the opposite side, with a stern expression that wanted to suppress himself.
Coupled with the special emotion in my heart, my heart was even more broken at this time.
"Little bastard, don't call me uncle."
Ye Feng said with a dark face.
Thinking of this guy's heinous deeds, he wished he could hang him up and beat him up.
It's okay to be gay, but you actually set your mind on him?Isn't this boring and crooked?
"I'm really wronged."
Young master Tianjian had tears in his eyes, he really wanted to vomit blood.
Why, why is no one willing to believe him?
After much deliberation, I don't seem to have offended anyone recently.
"Hmph, whether you have lied or not, you will find out later,"
"Everyone, please look at my magic weapon."
The young man in white turned his head and took out a small white box made of iron.
It was obtained by exchanging it with the system, and it came from the science and technology plane to distinguish true and false artifacts, a lie detector.
"Peak Master, what are you?"
The three-eyed elder was a little confused.
In his perception, the thing in front of him is just a pile of scrap iron, without any fluctuations in spiritual power, why is it called a magic weapon?
Not only him, countless monks cast curious eyes, but they couldn't see why.
"This is called a lie detector, a baby specially made for the human race,"
"Come, come, that little girl over there, yes, just don't look around."
While explaining, Ye Feng called a beautiful female monk in the distance to come over.
Instead of talking about the first half of the day, it is better to find a monk to try it out and demonstrate the function of this machine on the spot.
"Uncle Master."
The female monk walked over with a blushing face, and said hello timidly. It was the first time that she was so close to a legendary character, and she was both excited and nervous.
All the female monks around her looked enviously, wishing they could take their place.
"Take your hand here."
Ye Feng smiled and said softly.
"Yes."
The female monk lowered her head, and the blush on her face deepened.
"Everyone, please see, you only need to tie the arms of human monks to this machine, and then you can perform lie detection,"
"Once someone is lying, the light will turn red and give a warning."
The young man explained the function of the lie detector, roughly explaining it.
"No way, is it really that magical?"
"There is no spiritual fluctuation at all, how powerful are a few pieces of ordinary iron?"
"Since the uncle said it, it must not be fake."
All the monks said one after another.
"Where were you last night?"
Ye Feng asked lightly.
"Here, at a friend's house."
replied the nun.
"Answer a wrong address."
Ye Feng ordered.
"Yes, I was at Zangshuge last night."
"Ding Ding Ding!"
As soon as the voice fell, the indicator light on the machine suddenly turned red, and there was a short warning sound.
Seeing this, all the monks immediately admired it, and they didn't know how the uncle got such a magical treasure.
In a sense, it is even easier to use than Souhun.
"What kind of food do you like to eat?"
Seeing everyone's reactions, Ye Feng smiled.
As long as the function of the lie detector is affirmed by everyone, then he will have the opportunity to cheat Lu Yu secretly.
When Lu Yu was fooled and came to take the polygraph test, then he would really be a dumb man eating Coptis chinensis, and he couldn't tell how hard he was.
"Well, fish."
The female monk thought for a while, then replied.
"Tell a food you hate, and lie and say you like it."
The nun thought for a while and replied.
"I like to eat pancakes."
"Ding Ding Ding!"
The machine beeps again.
Arriving here, the cultivators already had nine percent confidence in the so-called lie detector brought by the Peak Master.
"Okay, one last question, do you like me?"
Ye Feng smiled and asked suddenly.
Seeing that the female monk kept her head down and didn't dare to look at him, she asked deliberately.
Hearing this, everyone's eyes suddenly became strange, and they didn't expect the uncle to play such a tricky scene.
"I, I like Master Uncle."
After hesitating for a long time, the female monk replied in a low voice, as low as a mosquito.
The machine doesn't ring...
Everyone's eyes became more and more ambiguous.
It turned out that this legendary peak master had such an unscrupulous side.
"Ahem, cough, next one, please."
Ye Feng stopped in time and did not continue to tease the little girl.
"Me! Let me try!"
"Get out of here! My uncle belongs to me!"
"Lin Xiaoyue, I was really drunk that day, and now I'm going to prove it to you, do I really love you!"
"That bastard over there, you dare not admit that you sneaked up on me, right? Come on, let's go up there for a walk!"
"Didn't you say the child is mine? Dare you try it today?"
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The scene gradually became hot, and it seemed to be a little out of control.
Only Lu Yu, who was covered in bruises, collapsed on the ground, opened his mouth to curse, but found that he had no strength.
I'm still hurting, I need to prove my innocence, I'm the protagonist today, okay?
The poor young man was just forgotten by the side. Even Elder Yang was curious to take his adoptive daughter to play the so-called lie detector to find out something fresh.
"Xiaohua, I love you, do you know? For me, all the people in the world are worth a single hair of yours. I love you so much..."
"Ding ding ding ding!"
"Bah, scumbag!"
"I knew that there was nothing good about this philandering guy. It would be malicious to approach you."
A male student was forced to come on stage to confess his love, but in the end he was ruthlessly exposed as a scumbag.
It caused all the monks to roll their eyes, and finally fled the scene in desperation.
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