The Infinite Card System

Hearing this, Darkness's eyes shone with pink hearts, and he showed a more determined expression.

"really?"

"That's not better!"

"That, although I'm a little embarrassed to say it, but I..."

"I am very confident in my strength and patience, but because I am clumsy, I can't hit people at all. I can only be the front row to block damage and buy time..."

Darkness whispered a little shyly.

But it's also hard to tell.

Was it blushing because of excitement?Or blushing from embarrassment?

"Those who can't hit people with zero damage and will be excited when they get hit will shake M legendary front row,"

"The high priest of the banquet performance department who claims to be a goddess but only drags her back and has a negative IQ,"

"A super-romantic Crimson Devil genius who can only fire one magic attack a day,"

"Would you like to bully me, a cute new player?"

"This is good."

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"So, I will try my best to stand in front of the team,"

"Please use me as a human shield!"

Darkness blushed and begged, the hot air he exhaled hit Ye Feng's face, and he almost kissed him.

"Hum hum,"

"There is a new partner!"

Aqua said happily.

"Cross Knight is also one of the higher-level professions,"

"Maybe I'm very talented, but as expected, my explosion magic is the strongest."

Huihui said arrogantly.

Obviously, the two women were not surprised at Darkness's joining, let alone have any opinions.

To abnormal adventurers, Darkness is more like their kind than ordinary people.

"Cough cough cough,"

"If you join our team, you may be eaten by monsters."

Ye Feng said seriously.

"This is exactly what I expected!"

Danix rubbed his little hands excitedly.

His chest rose and fell with his breathing, obviously he had fantasized about something strange.

Tentacles?slime?

Just thinking about Darkness made him feel a little wet.

"In this case, let's sign a contract and become teammates who take risks together,"

"But in fact, I'm an incompetent useless man, and I'm the kind who is bothersome and obscene. Don't expect too much from me as the captain."

Ye Feng said seriously.

When I introduced myself, I deliberately belittled myself.

"really?"

"Ye Feng, you turned out to be that kind of hopeless ghost, beast, perverted maniac?"

"This......"

"That's great too!"

Darkness became even more excited, and couldn't help but rushed over and kissed Ye Feng's cheek.

Then there was a trace of shame on Qiao's face, and she returned to her position.

"Hey, did I hear something incredible?"

Huihui couldn't help asking.

"Heh heh heh, the so-called man is a lecherous bastard who wants to be in heat all year round, a waste who only wants to live an easy life,"

"Even if you say you like me wholeheartedly, but once you are seduced by another woman, your will will not be firm, your lust will become big, and you will spend money indiscriminately and owe a whole lot of money,"

"Drinking all day and not going to work, and complaining that it's the society's fault that I don't accomplish anything," he said.

"At home, he would lose his temper and hit me with an empty wine bottle, and he would also tell me, Darkness, use your lewd body to earn some money back! Such a useless man..."

Darkness was immersed in self-fantasy and couldn't extricate himself.

Many guests and waiters around me blushed when they heard this.

This knight in formal attire is not serious at all in his heart, he will teach children badly!

"that,"

"Do you like that kind of man?"

The corner of Akua's mouth twitched.

With the clever head of the Goddess of Wisdom, Rao finally realized the abnormality of this new partner.

As expected of Shaking M, she easily did things that even a goddess could not do.

"The man you mentioned, cough cough cough."

Hui Hui also smiled awkwardly.

She didn't expect Darkness to have such a hobby. The uglier and scumbag the other party was, the more excited she was.

It is said that there is a kind of person who just likes to be abused and the feeling of being hurt, and then he will deliberately throw himself into the fire pit when doing various things, deliberately causing situations of hurting himself.

Sure enough, after learning and living forever, there are all kinds of forests when the bird grows up...

"Cough cough cough,"

"All in all, I will act as everyone's shield in the future, please use me as you like!"

Darkness cast excited and excited eyes.

Ye Feng shrugged indifferently, while Akuya and Huihui trembled.

The life of the adventure team begins.

......

The next day.

With the mission reward money, Ye Feng rented a new house in the town.

Although it can't be called a villa, it is enough for a few people to live in.

If you work hard to complete the crusade mission, there is no pressure on the rent.

Adventurers Guild.

"Wow, that's amazing!"

"very beautiful!"

"The little girl is really nice."

Adventurers are not stingy with their praise.

because......

Aqua held two blue fans in her hands and an empty cup on her head.

While dancing and turning in circles, the fan in his hand sprayed out beautiful water jets.

After a few graceful dances, a pink flower suddenly grew out of the cup, and the pink petals fell from the sky.

something like acrobatics and magic, and has a professional name

Banquet performance skills.

"Thank you, thank you for the compliment"

Aqua smiled and waved.

"How about it?"

"Ye Feng, isn't my performance beautiful?"

"Is it suitable for me, the goddess of water?"

Akuya said confidently.

Ye Feng glanced at the proud goddess, too lazy to quarrel with this guy.

The goddess of water is really a lot of water, her IQ is very low, her skills are very low, and she doesn't have the gold content of a goddess at all.

If the followers of the Axis Cult knew about this scene, their lives would probably be dark in the future.

Believe in such a thing...

Just thinking about it makes me want to slap myself twice.

"As the high priest, I used my precious skill points to learn banquet performances,"

"As expected of you, Aqua-sama."

Ye Feng sighed.