Conan: I Know Beast Language

The little fox was still staring at Uncle Mao Li non-stop. After tossing the words of the leader Mu Tianyuan, the little fox replied immediately, and then the little fox said: "But, I think these two people should be very good friends. There are common topics, such as cheating teammates, and misleading teammates, these two people definitely have a lot of topics to talk about, and more importantly, I think the wretched uncle can completely guide him as a senior Off-line police officer, I believe that as long as the wretched uncle can impart his experience selflessly to that...off-line guy, then that guy will definitely improve at least one level on the road to pitting his teammates! But I'm afraid that Shancun will be off-line by then The police officer will be even more troublesome!"

Uncle Mao Li can definitely be regarded as an off-line senior in the mountain village, no matter...

Is it because of the time of joining the job or the professionalism of cheating teammates and misleading teammates, Uncle Mori can be regarded as a senior who is off-line in Yamamura, and is he a senior... level senior? It is an existence that Yamamura looks up to off-line, As long as Uncle Mao Li missed a little bit, it would be enough for the off-line police officer in the mountain village to make his superior—a headache!Originally, this guy was... a living treasure. In the past, every time this guy came up with the kind of... very exaggerated... So this is not enough to completely mislead his colleagues, but if it is related to Maori Uncle, the effect is so after studying, it will definitely be different, okay!At that time, if the superiors who are off-line in the mountain village don't cry out, it will belong to Uncle Maori who didn't teach the off-line in the mountain village well!Immediately afterwards, the little fox said: "As for the guy you said...whether the off-line guy will become the second uncle of the wretched uncle? I think it should be very difficult, because I personally think that the success of the wretched uncle is full of chance. It is also full of inevitability, but it cannot be... copied. If others follow his routine, they must first meet three 3 conditions. First, there is a beautiful but sympathetic silly girl. Second, this silly girl There must be a stupid man who is a detective with terminal cancer who spends his whole day trying to solve cases. Thirdly, this stupid man has to take a magic little pill when his IQ is about the same size as his head, and he has to be taken in by a stupid girl to ensure that he will not die. Fourth, the stupid man must have an anesthesia watch and a voice-changing bow. Fifth, that... stupid man must have the halo of death wherever he goes. These five 55 conditions are indispensable! Otherwise, you want to copy the wretched uncle It is too difficult to become a detective, it can even be said that it is almost...impossible."

Uncle Mao Li's success is accidental and inevitable, but this road is not suitable for ordinary people. It is too difficult for ordinary people to successfully copy Uncle Mao Li's road to fame. Instead of... copying Uncle Mao Li's road to success Why don't you think about reincarnation in your next life, maybe you can pray that you can be reincarnated as Conan or Xiao Hei in your next life, and then you can still enjoy the detective's addiction.

"Well, what you said makes sense. Maori University is really difficult to copy, or it cannot... be copied."

After hearing the little fox's words, Mu Tianyuan thought for a while and nodded immediately, then Mu Tianyuan reached out and poked the little fox's ear and said, "But then again, didn't you say three 3 conditions? Why did you come out fifth?" If my math teacher didn't lie to me, I'd take the liberty to ask you two more, did your teacher get taken away by Conan when he was preparing to give you the first math class? I remember What Xiaohu said is to follow Uncle Mao Li’s routine, which requires three 3 conditions, but Xiaohu counted and counted five, which is different from the three that he agreed at the beginning! It seems that there are indeed two more! "I don't have a math teacher, I am self-taught! "

While tilting his head to avoid Mu Tianyuan's hand poking her ear, the little fox replied very proudly, what kind of thing does the math teacher need? I am purely self-taught, right?Even the knowledge and achievements I have today have nothing to do with the teacher!Because I have never spent money to go to school, the only experience of going to school is to follow Mu Tianyuan as a guest, but I believe that the teacher of Didan High School who teaches Class 2 will not admit that there is such a student as me, of course , I will not admit that they are my teachers, because I know what they teach!It's nothing more than... just listen to it again, this can be regarded as the only history that the teacher doesn't know much about, but it's not taught by the teacher, it's what I read through Mu Tianyuan's boring textbook ! "Oh, no wonder. It wouldn't be so surprising if I was self-taught and miscalculated."

Mu Tianyuan agreed clearly, the little fox is self-taught, self-study, mistakes are allowed! "Tch, I'm not wrong! Have you ever learned about Wanglushan Waterfall?"

While staring at Uncle Mao Li in his busy schedule, the little fox gave Mu Tianyuan a blank look and asked, Mu Tianyuan replied honestly: "I have learned it, and I have also visited the field. In: I found a girlfriend locally!"

"Your girlfriends are all over the country..."

The little fox looked at Mu Tianyuan in amazement and then said, "Let's not talk about your girlfriend first, let's just talk about the poem about the waterfall on Lushan Mountain, flying down three thousand feet, what do these three mean, your teacher?" taught you not"

"taught,"

Mu Tianyuan answered sincerely again, and immediately replied without throwing the little fox's question: "Li Taibai made a mistake when he looked at the data after drinking too much!"

Little Fox: "...Your explanation is really a different way..."

Mu Tianyuan, on the other hand, said very convincingly: "I'm telling the truth, Li Taibai's famous alcoholic patients in history are forced to quit drinking. To put it bluntly, he is... an alcoholic. , I guess it’s about the same as the third grandpa from far away. The only difference between the two is probably... Grandpa Taibai didn’t drink honey bee wine, so who knows if he brought wine up the mountain when he climbed the mountain? , I guess there was no traffic police to check him at that time, otherwise he would be able to smack people with his mouth without testing him. What can't happen if he is too drunk? It’s not surprising to look at the data badly.”

Is it impossible to drink too much? In addition to the biographical records of the great poet, this buddy likes drinking. He thinks that he is talented and pity himself all day long, and he likes to have a drink to relieve himself Worry, it's normal for him to drink too much!The little fox sighed, and didn't look at Uncle Mao Li anymore, looked at Mu Tianyuan helplessly and said: "Let me give you a conventional explanation, the three thousand feet here is an exaggeration, not a real one. The three are about the same, besides, you don’t allow me to suddenly think of adding something ah, people still say a few words in meetings, but how many of these two words have you seen and actually said a few words?”

Whoever said that it is three at the beginning must say three, so I am not allowed to add two more sentences. "Well, what you said makes sense."

Mu Tianyuan nodded slightly after hearing the little fox's words, which means he recognized the little fox's words. Based on Mu Tianyuan's experience, don't argue with the opposite sex, because you will never win, even if the other party is a fox! "Look, look, look at the wretched uncle!"

At this time, the little fox suddenly patted Mu Tianyuan with its tail and said happily to Mu Tianyuan. After hearing what the little fox said, Mu Tianyuan immediately looked towards Uncle Mao Li. After noticing the expression of Uncle Mao Li, Mu Tianyuan was so happy, but at this moment, as the sirens outside got closer and closer, Uncle Mao Li's face became more and more sad, it seemed as if he was going to have nowhere to go!If you don't know this, you may think that the mountain village police officers are here to arrest Uncle Maori!Accompanied by the sound of brakes coming from outside, the loud horn that had been shouting suddenly stopped, and the voice of the mountain village police officer came again within two seconds: "Mr. Maori! Where are you, Mr. Maori?"

At this moment, Uncle Mao Li's already quite miserable face became even more bitter, and then Uncle Mao Li got up slowly and muttered: "So I said, there are no other criminal police officers in Qunma County?"

[Thanks: and the 100 points of the reward]

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After hearing the voice of the mountain village police officer outside the door, everyone got up and planned to greet them, but as soon as they came out of the reception room, they heard a sound of the door opening, and then the very distinctive face of the mountain village offline appeared in front of everyone with a happy smile. In front of him, after seeing Uncle Mao Li, the smile on the face of the off-line police officer in the mountain village became even brighter, and then he didn’t care about anything else, he rushed directly in front of Uncle Mao Li, and then put his face in front of Uncle Mao Li very happy He said: "As soon as I heard the call, I rushed over, if it was for Mr. Maori, no matter...

If you want to go up the mountain and go to the sea, even if the road collapses because of the rain, I will rush over immediately! "

"This is the scene of a murder case... don't smile so brightly, okay?"

Uncle Mao Li looked at the big face in front of him and twitched the corners of his mouth fiercely. Then he stretched out his hand and pushed the big face in front of him back while reminding helplessly, what on earth is this guy thinking? !This is a murder scene... Do you want to smile so brightly!You can't be serious anyway, even if it's just pretending, can you pretend to be serious!At any rate, you should also be considerate of the mood of the family of the deceased, you off-line, don't tell me you're not afraid of being beaten if you smile so brightly!Think about it for yourself, someone died in your family, and someone came to laugh like this, what are you thinking! "Tsk, this smiling face, those who don't know, think that the off-line police officer has a grudge against the old man of this family."

The little fox was also made a little speechless by Shancun Tuoxian's bright smile, and Mu Tianyuan was also quite speechless, looking at Shancun Tuoxian who was smiling like a married woman and said: "Isn't it? It’s still at the level of hatred for killing one’s father and taking one’s wife.”

This mountain village is smiling off-line, it is a kind of happiness from the heart, not to mention how contagious it is, which makes people know that he is very happy, very happy, but the problem is that a murder case just happened here, Someone died!He laughed so happily that it really makes people wonder if he had a grudge against the deceased, and then he became so happy after hearing that the enemy died.

"Oh, this is really a superb product..."

The little fox sized up the mountain village, who was still smiling brightly even after being stopped by Uncle Mao Li, muttered helplessly, Mu Tianyuan also sighed and said: "I can only say that he is a simple people, and they are very simple.”

Mu Tianyuan doesn't know how to praise the off-line police officer in the mountain village. After thinking about it for a long time, Mu Tianyuan can only describe him as simple, but Mu Tianyuan feels that he should not use the wrong word. It is indeed very simple! "you're right,"

The little fox very much agreed with Mu Tianyuan's evaluation of... the off-line police officer in the mountain village. He nodded immediately after hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, and then the little fox sized up the off-line police officer in the mountain village and said with emotion again: "It's really true. A simple and happy fellow..."

The mountain village off-line police officer didn't know what Mu Tianyuan and the little fox thought of him. After hearing Uncle Mao Li's reminder, he realized that there was something serious about it. Immediately, the mountain village off-line police officer looked at him happily Uncle Mao Li said: "Then the body, the clues, the murderer, Mr. Mao Li, you must have solved this case."

It cannot be said that the off-line police officer in the mountain village is not doing his job properly. The main reason is that he and Uncle Maori are not on the same map. Seeing his partner...is not easy, so now he suddenly saw his partner, the mountain village police officer, and he was excited , he was excited, so he accidentally left the business behind.

"At the moment it appears to be a suicide,"

Uncle Mori glanced at Hiroto Akashi at the side, and then replied calmly, the expression of the off-line police officer in the mountain village suddenly became wonderful when he heard what Uncle Mori said, and the off-line police officer in the mountain village seemed to be struck by lightning, with an unbelievable expression on his face shouted: "Then we can't see Mr. Maori's reasoning!"

"Look at this off-line expression, it's like the sky is falling."

The little fox flicked its tail leisurely and looked at the off-line police officer in the mountain village like watching a comedy. Mu Tianyuan gave the little fox a blank look, and then said helplessly: "I said, can you have some sympathy? Xin, the police officers in the mountain village are all like this, you still have the heart to say this... But now the police officer in the mountain village looks like the sky is falling."

The mountain village police officer's current expression is not to mention how rich it is, it is simply... rushing, if he is photographed and exhibited in the exhibition, he will win a prize!Because it really makes him feel so excited! "What should I do,"

Just when the little fox was whispering to Mu Tian, ​​he saw the mountain village police officer pull out a desperate and disappointed face from behind like a magic trick: "I have already told my colleagues in the bureau that this time we must Mr. Mori's demeanor when reasoning was photographed, since it was suicide, wouldn't there be a sleeping Kogoro?"

Yamamura Offline had already promised his colleagues when he came here that he would definitely take a photo of the famous detective Mori Kogoro when he was reasoning and take it back for their admiration. Detectives don't need to hold a personal reasoning show!So what are you shooting yourself for? "Did you see how he got out?"

Mu Tianyuan stared at the hand of the off-line police officer in the mountain village for a long time in silence, and then muttered to the little fox with a strange expression, because Mu Tianyuan has been silently paying attention to the off-line police officer in the mountain village, but why is this in the mountain village Mu Tianyuan also saw it when the off-line police officer took it out, but he was at a loss just because he saw it.

"...Your question is not accurate enough... You should say where did he take it out?"

The little fox was staring blankly at the hand of the off-line police officer in the mountain village. After hearing Mu Tianyuan's question, the little fox twitched, and then he kindly corrected Mu Tianyuan.

"Yes, I was wrong, and you were right, so did you see where he took it out?"

Mu Tianyuan was quite aware of his mistakes and could correct them. After hearing what the little fox said, he felt that the little fox's statement was indeed more accurate than his own. He immediately admitted his mistake, and then looked at the little fox expectantly.

This is where Mu Tianyuan found it unbelievable, how did this off-line police officer in the mountain village do it!Why do you touch it behind you and then one appears!There is no such thing as a backpack behind this guy, where is this guy hiding it! "good question,"

The little fox nodded slightly at Mu Tianyuan, and then the little fox said very simply: "Actually, I'm curious too."

Mu Tianyuan was curious about this question, and the little fox was even more curious. She wondered how the off-line police officer in the mountain village got it out!Then the little fox looked at the off-line police officer in the mountain village and muttered: "I always thought that Kaidou's... a pile of messy things on his body, but it is not obvious from the outside, is enough. I didn't expect this off-line police officer to be more powerful That's great."

Kaito's... Because of his cameo role as a magician, this guy has a lot of various gadgets that can be used to conjure magic, and he can pull out a lot of gadgets from his pocket twice. The thing came out, but compared with this off-line police officer, the little fox felt that Kuaidou's ability to hide things might be a little bit worse, because the off-line police officer from the mountain village just put it on his body but others couldn't see it at all! "Tell me, is this product our kind?"