Conan: I Know Beast Language

…At first everyone thought that aunt committed suicide, but after a series of investigations, Uncle Mao Li finally discovered the truth, that is, the aunt was killed, and then Uncle Mao Li became completely serious because of the death of a classmate In the end, the prisoner was successfully arrested, that is, the aunt's boyfriend who had been dating for eighteen years, a bald uncle who was a policeman.

After listening to Xiaolan's story, Mu Tianyuan dragged his chin and said, "Then how is uncle doing now?"

"My father has been in a bad mood..."

Xiaolan replied with a sigh, and Mu Tianyuan murmured, "That's right, my good friend of more than ten years killed another good friend, and no one can bear it."

After school in the afternoon, Mu Tianyuan went to the convenience store to buy some beer, and then walked towards the office with Xiao Lan. As soon as he arrived downstairs in the office, Mu Tianyuan saw Uncle Mao Li sitting in front of the window on the second floor Holding his chin and staring blankly at the street scene, Mu Tianyuan sighed when he saw this situation, "Oh, Uncle Mao Li got a bit of a blow this time, if it was normal, Uncle Mao Li would be like this."

"It seems so..."

Xiaolan nodded, and then took Mu Tianyuan upstairs to the office. After entering the door, Mu Tianyuan nodded at Conan who had already returned, and then took out two cans from the bag Beer walked towards Uncle Mao Li who was sitting in front of the window and posing. On this side, Mu Tianyuan smiled and said, "Uncle, what are you looking at?"

Uncle Mao Li looked out of the window while holding his chin and replied, "It's windy today."

Mu Tianyuan was taken aback when he heard Uncle Mao Li's answer. He didn't know how to answer those words. Just when Mu Tianyuan was wondering if Uncle Mao Li had been hit too far...he heard Uncle Mao Li suddenly Said: "The girl's skirt is blown up! Wow! I saw it again! This time it's pink!"

Mu Tianyuan: "...Lan Ye, I don't think there is any need to worry about Uncle Mao Li..."

Xiaolan: "...that's right..."

Conan: "Hehe, hehe..."

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At this moment, Mu Tianyuan, Xiaolan, Conan and the others really thought that they were so stupid to be worried about Uncle Mao Li. Originally, when they saw Uncle Mao Li looking out of the window, they thought he was sad because his friend died, who? Knowing that Uncle Mao Li is not sad here, but because of the windy wind today, he is squatting at the window to watch the girls!You said this guy still has wool to worry about for him!What would they do if they had time to worry about him!At this time, Uncle Mao Li still muttered with a meaningful smile on his face: "The weather is so nice today..."

Mu Tianyuan and the others: "..."

They dare to swear that the reason why Uncle Maori praised today's weather is not because of anything else, but because of the little wind blowing today!After taking a deep breath, Mu Tianyuan handed a can of beer to Uncle Mao Li, and then Mu Tianyuan said with the same expression as Uncle Mao Li: "Uncle, don't just worry about the weather, you can also see beautiful women! Hurry up!" Look! Uncle, look at that young lady! That's right, that's... that one! The young lady is so beautiful!"

Uncle Mao Li: "Hey!! Your observation skills are better!"

Xiaolan and Conan looked at the two guys who were lying on the window and let out a burst of identical laughter. No wonder these two people have a good relationship. Look at their identical expressions "Zero Zero Zero"

Then look at their similar temperament...and listen to their identical laughter!You said it would be unreasonable for these two like-minded guys to have a bad relationship! "Uncle, I just realized that the front of your house is... a treasure! Especially the window of your office, it's really great, it's very suitable for observing the surrounding environment!"

Mu Tianyuan said to Uncle Mao Li while looking at the scenery outside the window, Uncle Mao Li said with a complacent face: "Of course! But if you want me to say it's better on a windy day!"

"Actually, I think it's not just a windy day. There are also a lot of beauties here. Beauties, the bear on your backpack is so cute!"

At this time, Mu Tianyuan looked at a girl across the road and whistled, and then praised loudly, that... the girl who was praised by Mu Tianyuan at that time ran away, and ran very fast... "Tsk tsk, What a shy girl!"

Mu Tianyuan lay at the window and looked at that... the girl who ran away as if she had encountered a bad person said with emotion, and as Mu Tianyuan praised, all the pedestrians downstairs, regardless of men and women, all faced the person who was lying at the window and watching the scenery The two of them voted for attention, only to realize that the two of them were still lying on their stomachs. The men envied that they had such an excellent observation spot, while the women gave them a look of contempt.

To be honest, I just look at the expressions of these two people at this time. I think it’s been at least a month in the past...women are afraid to leave here... In other words, these two people have affected the traffic on this street... ...Xiaolan really couldn't bear to watch it anymore, Dang even stared at these two guys and said loudly: "Father, Xiao Mu, you two pay attention to the influence, okay?"

Damn, you just watch the girls, you have to... shout out, you think others can't see you, don't know what you are doing, right? If you don’t take it, you will be blamed instead!”

Mu Tianyuan stared outside without turning his head and replied plausibly, then Mu Tianyuan added: "Besides, we didn't do anything, just... what's wrong with just lying on your stomach to get some air?" what?"

They are just lying on the window while drinking and getting some air. Is there anything wrong with that? "Then you all restrain yourself a little bit, okay?"

Xiaolan looked helplessly at her father and her best friend. Your reason is good, but at the moment, I only have one thought in my mind, and that is——if I can break off ties with them, it really is What a shame! "Okay, okay, I know, I know, we will breathe in silence!"

Mu Tianyuan nodded, then waved at Conan and said, "Conan, come and have a look, there is a girl wearing a Kamen Rider hairpin, I remember you like watching Kamen Rider, so you will definitely like it !"

Conan: "..."

I like size!Who is that childish thing!But... I really want to go and have a look!Disclaimer in advance, I am not for Kamen Rider, nor am I a beautiful woman, I am here to understand the taste of girls today! "Conan, don't be dazed, come here quickly!"

From the corner of his eye, Mu Tianyuan saw that Conan was still there: he didn't move on the sofa, and immediately urged, although this Conan has become smaller, he is still his good brother, how could he forget him? Wouldn't it be too dishonest? "Conan won't be like you!"

Seeing this, Xiaolan actually wanted to develop Conan into their like-minded accomplice, and immediately answered for Conan! "Master Lan, how do you know that Conan can't read it? Conan is a very precocious kid!"

Mu Tianyuan stared out of the window and asked back, but Xiaolan was silent for a moment after hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, and said seriously: "In short, Conan will not be like you! Isn't it Conan?"

Regarding... Xiaolan's question, Conan tried to squeeze out a smile with blood in his heart: "Hehe, yes, I am different from them..."

Damn, in fact, I also want to be like them!But I dare not have Xiaolan here!Mu Tianyuan took advantage of the gap when there was no suitable target outside, turned his head and looked at Conan contemptuously: "Little brat, I despise your hypocrisy! What kind of wolf with a big tail are you pretending to be! Let me tell you that I annoy you the most. What a sanctimonious prudence!"

A sanctimonious person like Conan is the most annoying!On the surface, he looks like a gentleman, but behind his back, he is full of men and women all day long!It's just too shameless!Conan: "..."

You think I don't want to be so willful like you!You think I am willing to be prudish and prudish!Isn't Xiaolan here!You have to consider my actual situation!If I ran over like the two of you and leaned on the window sill to breathe and watch the scenery, would Xiaolan still talk to me! "Xiao Mu, don't worry about this hypocritical brat, look, that young lady is also very pretty!"

Uncle Mao Li took the time to look at Conan contemptuously, then pointed out the window excitedly and shouted loudly, Mu Tianyuan immediately ignored Conan: "Where is it? Tsk tsk, don't tell me, this young lady looks like, Uh, uncle, I think you may have been fooled, I know that person, he looks ugly after removing makeup!"

"You two... are really hopeless!"

Xiaolan took a deep breath, damn it, these two people really share the same taste... Ah, but, what should I do, I really want to throw these two guys out of the window now!Because, the two of them are really embarrassing! "Master Lan, you misunderstood us. We don't have any ideas about... those beauties. We just look at them with the eyes of discovering beauty and appreciating beauty, so please call us artists!"

Mu Tianyuan looked at Xiaolan with a serious face and replied, Uncle Mao Li nodded very seriously: "That's right! We are pure appreciation!"

Xiaolan: "..."

Two artists, your intoxicated expression of appreciating art is what most of us call obscene!Conan: "..."

I really want to follow in the footsteps of these two seniors and become an artist who discovers beauty!The little fox, who was squatting on the coffee table and dumping peanuts out of the bag of beer and snacks that Mu Tianyuan bought, couldn't bear it anymore, rolled his eyes and used the dedicated line to complain to Mu Tianyuan: "I said, Why don't you put gold on your face and call yourself an artist, do you know how to write the word artist?"

"I don't know how an artist writes, but I know that you must not know how to count. If you count the artist well, are those two words?"

Mu Tianyuan asked the little fox back while leaning on the window sill to look out, then Mu Tianyuan took a blank to look at the little fox and said with contempt: "This is obviously... four words, you can't say it into two words, you count it The skill is learned from our teacher."

Little Fox: "...It seems that the two of us were indeed taught by the same teacher..."

Mu Tianyuan: "...don't even say that I feel the same way now..."