Conan: I Know Beast Language

"This is a recording studio, right? Set up a trip mine at the door and tie some iron nails to kill at least a dozen!"

"It's better here, the women's locker room. You don't need to pretend anything here, as long as I go in, I can fry the pot!"

After wandering around for a long time, Mu Tianyuan had already found a plan to blow up the entire seventh floor and use the least amount of explosives to cause maximum casualties. The little fox poked his head out of Mu Tianyuan's backpack with a helpless expression Said: "I said, you have to... blow up something to enjoy it. There are 4 people in the family who don't listen to it, you feel uncomfortable, are you possessed by a bomber or are you a bomber yourself? Are you also starting to pursue explosions now? of art"

"Aren't I just idle and fine? Besides, I'm just saying, why am I wasting explosives here without any grievances? I still have to keep those... 4 bodies."

Mu Tianyuan shrugged his shoulders and replied, and the little fox rolled his eyes when he heard this, and said: "When I have nothing to do, I just think about how to make the building into ruins and still keep self-defense. I have never heard of using 4 for self-defense. How bold and unrestrained you are to use explosives to defend yourself!"

Mu Tianyuan replied quite confidently: "Didn't I tell you that this world is too dangerous, if you don't talk about anything else, just talk about it... fake wine workshops, all of them are not fuel-efficient lamps, if any Today I am in danger. When there is no hope of life, I must at least make sure to take my enemies with me on the road. Maybe the king of hell will see that I have attracted so many customers at once, and I will have a good chance in my next life. .”

"... No matter how dangerous the fake wine workshop is, it has nothing to do with you! I guess your biggest danger in this world is... a woman suddenly comes to marry you with a child in her arms!"

The little fox turned annoyed and Mu Tianyuan replied with a glance, and after hearing what the little fox said, Mu Tianyuan pondered for a while and suddenly realized: "Yes, it has nothing to do with me even if it's dangerous!"

Mu Tianyuan found a new way to pass the time after not studying blasting, that is to watch beauties. This TV station can be regarded as a high-quality distribution center for beauties. Not only are there good-looking anchors and reporters Yes, occasionally there will be some celebrities appearing. After this round, Mu Tianyuan at least found more than a dozen targets worth attacking. Tianyuan suddenly met a tall and slender woman wearing a professional female skirt, ponytail and a pair of blue cat eyes. After seeing this woman, Mu Tianyuan lost his voice and said, "Shuimu Rennai!"

Shui Wurenai, who was holding a bunch of things and didn't know where she was going, stopped when she heard someone calling her, looked at Mu Tianyuan and smiled, "Yes, what do you have?" something?"

"No, it's nothing. I just didn't expect to meet you here. I've always been a loyal fan of yours. Today can be regarded as seeing your true self, so I'm a little excited at this time."

Mu Tianyuan took a deep breath and replied with a smile, and Shui Wurenai didn't think much, just smiled and nodded: "Thank you for your support."

After asking for an autograph from Shui Wuliannai, Mu Tianyuan said goodbye to Shuiwuliannai with a smile. After walking away, Mu Tianyuan's originally excited expression suddenly turned depressed: "Damn it, it's really daytime It can’t be said that people can’t talk about ghosts at night, just after I finished talking about the fake wine workshop, I came across a bottle.”

"You said that woman just now was also a bottle of fake wine"

The little fox looked at Mu Tianyuan in surprise and asked, but Mu Tianyuan curled his lips and said, "No, she is Laomei's dichlorvos mixed in fake wine."

I have to say that Laomei is really wicked, it is fake wine and it is mixed with dichlorvos, which prevents people from doing business properly!

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"Undercover."

Although what Mu Tianyuan said was vague, the little fox still understood Mu Tianyuan's meaning at once, and said after a sentence of emotion: "But what does this have to do with you?"

"It's okay, I just didn't expect to meet her here."

Mu Tianyuan shook his head, and then Mu Tianyuan suddenly said wretchedly: "But after meeting her, I suddenly felt that I was in love! I think this must be God's arrangement!"

Little Fox: "...God loves you so much, this is the thirteenth time you have been in love in these ten minutes..."

Mu Tianyuan: "...God is my uncle..."

Little Fox: "...Look, there is a fire ax over there, go and split Taoshan!"

Mu Tianyuan: "... Roaring Dog, let's go!"

Then God, his nephew Comrade Mu Tianyuan almost let his Xiaotian dog bite the teeth marks on his forehead... To be honest, Mu Tianyuan really didn't talk nonsense this time, he was very concerned about this when he was watching anime before Shui Wurenai has a good impression of her, nothing else, her parents are not bad!Although the figure is not the type he likes, but the breasts are not enough... the appearance is good enough!Of course, Mu Tianyuan didn't intend to act hastily. After all, this undercover undercover with a heart is not so easy to make fun of, especially if the undercover is determined to be nailed to a fake wine workshop, which is even worse. That's right, Mu Tianyuan doesn't believe that an undercover agent who traded his father's life for a chance can fly away with him, besides, there's nowhere to fly!After wandering around for a while, Mu Tianyuan smiled, nodded and brushed past a beautiful woman with a good figure, then the little fox rolled his eyes and said, "What's the matter, are you in love again?"

"Yeah, just at her scale, I feel like I'm in love!"

Mu Tianyuan replied very happily, for... this answer, the little fox was very helpless: "Your love is... for someone's chest."

"Well, so to speak!"

Mu Tianyuan nodded and replied, the little fox rolled his eyes and said: "It's almost time, shouldn't we go back?"

"Go back, by the way, we are here to watch Uncle Maori on TV!"

Mu Tianyuan was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that he was not here for a visit, but had a business to do!Immediately, Mu Tianyuan turned his head and walked back. To be honest, it was also thanks to Mu Tianyuan's ability to memorize directions, otherwise he would have lost his way, because this broken five, the whole TV station is like a maze of!Mu Tianyuan has been visiting outside for too long. After returning to the recording studio, the show started. After quietly running to the front row to join Xiaolan and the others, Yuanzi looked at Mu Tianyuan in a puzzled way: "I said where did you go and where did you go to pick up girls again?"

"No,"

Mu Tianyuan shook his head, and then whispered: "But I found that today is really the right time, my true love is everywhere here, I fell in love [-] times in just [-] minutes!"

Xiaolan: "..."

Sonoko: "..."

Conan: "..."

Brother, you are really fraternal, you fell in love twenty-seven times in twenty minutes!Are you fucking in love with a woman once you see it, right?How else could you fall in love so much! "You missed two counts, twenty-nine times, don't forget that you met two more on the way here..."

The little fox lying in the bag poked his head out to look at Mu Tianyuan and reminded that the number twenty-seven was just discovered by Mu Tianyuan when he was wandering around, and that didn't include the number he encountered on the way here. What about the two TV crews!The topic of this program today is about the problem of mobile phones being easily tapped, but Uncle Mao Li explained it seriously, and then he specially took the male host’s phone to make a call to a woman for demonstration purposes : "Xiao Jing, I'm Maori, I'll go to your shop if I see nothing today, my wife, don't worry, we've separated a long time ago, how about we just have a warm relationship today?"

Two hosts on the stage, a man and a woman: "..."

They posted that after being the host for so long, this show has never seen a guest as generous as Mao Lida since the show started!Your sister, but you are recording a show here!Although it's not a special live broadcast, do you want to do this!The audience in the audience: "..."

They can also swear that they never thought that the famous Mori Kogoro would have such a flirtatious side... Xiaojing and I don't know who it is, but I guess she is also a very skilled woman!Mu Tianyuan silently turned his head to look at Xiao Lan who had a well on his forehead and said, "Master Lan, do you think Aunt Yingli will watch this show..."

Xiaolan: "Hehe..."

Yuanzi also looked at Xiaolan at this time and said, "Well... what will happen if Aunt Yingli sees this program?"

Xiaolan: "Hehe..."

To be honest, if it weren't for the fact that you need to abide by the rules of the recording site...Xiaolan can't wait to go up now and drag her dad away!This is so embarrassing!Fortunately, Uncle Mao Li was still a little quick-witted. After flirting with that...Xiao Jing, he suddenly hung up the phone and said with a serious face: "Dangerous conversations like this will be eavesdropped!"

Only then did the host and the audience suddenly realize that the co-authors are here to give a demonstration. In this way, they misunderstood the Maori detective!Xiaolan and the others thought the same way at this time, but they, the audience and the host knew they were wrong in the next second, because Uncle Mao Li said with a serious face: "So I want to appeal to those all over the country... Those who cheat or have an affair outside, must not be careless!"

Hearing Uncle Mao Li's appeal, all the people present couldn't help but tilt their bodies, and then the little fox squatting in Mu Tianyuan's bag said helplessly: "This wretched uncle is really enough!"

And Mu Tianyuan sat up straight and said with a dry smile, "Uncle also knows that this is broadcast nationwide..."

Uncle, you have to... be ashamed and let the audience all over the country know your true nature!Where did anyone call for this on the show!Even if you say that there is something important to be careful, it is better than this, okay?It is estimated that the host of the show couldn’t stand Uncle Mao Li’s honesty, so he hurriedly stopped Uncle Mao Li’s plan to continue talking, and then said that the next unit would be for everyone to watch a four-minute short film Then guess who the murderer is.