Conan: I Know Beast Language

"...I think [-]% of your proposal is approved..."

And the little fox looked at Mu Tianyuan with a strange look at this time and muttered.

"Don't tease me with my proposal, uh, that... the director is serious"

Mu Tianyuan originally wanted to refute, after all, in his opinion, this matter has nothing to do with him, but in the middle of saying this, Mu Tianyuan suddenly remembered that he seemed to have said something when he was on the boat— —See if you can create some puzzles for them to decipher, or simply change to a competition project, such as seeing who eats more. This, maybe it was my proposal that was approved... But, that... what on earth is the director thinking!It's obvious that I was just talking nonsense there, he actually agreed and his superiors agreed too!These people have no brains!They all passed such a fucking proposal, and they actually broadcast it live! "It seems serious now,"

Kuai Dou smiled and nodded at Mu Tianyuan and said, can you not be serious? You see, the live broadcast has already started, okay, do you think this is just a joke? "I'll go,"

Mu Tianyuan patted his forehead rather helplessly, and then Mu Tianyuan murmured: "If I had known, I would have told them to compete to see who would visit the women's changing room and who would collect the most underwear?" ..."

"They will be killed"

Hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, the corners of his mouth twitched and he reminded, if he is caught in this matter, he will be beaten to death!Is the risk too great? "That's right,"

Mu Tianyuan pondered for a moment and nodded, then pinched his chin and looked at the two young men, one old and one young, who were chopping noodles on TV, and muttered, "After all, these two people are not professionals like you..."

Kaito: "...I've never done such a thing!"

Damn, I'm such a professional!I just went to visit, I didn't do anything to take advantage of it, okay!

16th Chapter [-] I still don't understand, what does this have to do with being a detective?

In order to celebrate Uncle Maori's victory over Heiji Hattori, who challenged him with a score of [-] to [-], and defended his throne as a famous detective, Mu Tianyuan went to pay homage to Uncle Maori on that night. When Mu Tianyuan saw Uncle Mao Li, Uncle Mao Li was lying on the bed and pretending to be dead.

Although Uncle Mao Li said he won, it was also a tragic victory, or it could be said that he killed a thousand enemies and lost eight hundred, because Uncle Mao Li ate too much, and he was already barely alive at the moment. It’s been a while, when Uncle Mao Li was accepting Mu Tianyuan’s worship, he was weak, he was not alive, anyway... After seeing it, the little fox said that all uncles at this moment are eligible to enter... "Uncle, based on my experience, why don't you vomit for a while..."

Mu Tianyuan looked at Uncle Mao Li's stomach, and then at Uncle Mao Li's painful face. After hesitating for a moment, he kindly suggested that Uncle Mao Li has nothing wrong with it, but... he is full of food!This stomach can't take it anymore, like Uncle Maori's current situation, the best way is not to eat some Jianweixiaoshi tablets, but to vomit!It will feel much better to spit out the contents of the stomach, and then eat some liquid food in the next day or two, and it will be almost the same. By then, I will guarantee that the uncle will be a lively uncle again! "In your experience, do you also have the experience of being possessed by a starving ghost and then dying?"

After hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, the little fox immediately looked at Mu Tianyuan and asked curiously, while Mu Tianyuan looked at Uncle Mao Li and said, "No, I have seen similar patients with my own eyes. Back then, a brother of mine was like this..."

The reason why Mu Tianyuan is so clear is because he thought that when they returned from being savages in the mountains for a long time, the cooking class prepared a meal for them: a very rich meal, and the food standard reached the standard of military dogs. In addition, there are everything from rice, steamed buns and dumplings. What impressed Mu Tianyuan the most was the big steamed buns filled with beef made by the cooking squad leader!And the reason why Mu Tianyuan remembered those...beef buns was not because he liked them so much. Although the cooking squad leader's big beef buns were indeed unique, it didn't make him remember them so deeply. The brother on his upper bunk was also saved, and he ate eighteen in one meal!A total of eighteen!You must know that the buns prepared by their cooking team are not the kind of ordinary breakfast stalls...the buns that are not as big as a fist, and there is no half meat inside, but the very real kind...!And it's pure beef!And this guy ate [-] dishes, not counting, and he ate a lot of food. When he left the cafeteria, let alone he supported the wall by himself, he was helped out by a few of them!Then this guy suffered from indigestion. Of course, that was the diagnosis result given by the infirmary. Mu Tianyuan and the others always thought that this medical term was translated into the words of our common people..., I'm full!At that time, that guy was in exactly the same condition as Uncle Mao Li now. In the end, after the doctor prescribed medicine that didn't work, Mu Tianyuan suggested that he go to the bathroom to vomit. This guy is out of luck, it's really uncomfortable!So I listened to Mu Tianyuan's suggestion and went to the bathroom to vomit, and it worked immediately after I vomited, at least this guy came out by himself from the time he was helped into the bathroom to when he came out!This effect is much more effective than those medicines prescribed by the doctor at that time... What kind of medicine for invigorating the stomach!And since then, that guy has had a nickname - Niu Shiba!And, all famous!Everyone, including the team leader, knew that the reconnaissance company had a bully Shiba, and the cooking squad leader's big bun that claimed to bite out a calf in one bite ate eighteen in one meal!He broke the record since he had this special beef bun, and even called him Niu Shiba when the roll call was made!As for his real name, many people have forgotten, anyway... Mu Tianyuan only vaguely remembers that Niu Shiba's family name is Gao. Now seeing Uncle Mao Li's posture, Mu Tianyuan couldn't help feeling a little emotional, so he suggested that Uncle Mao Li go spit it out. ! "Tsk, your...comrade is really running to die"

After hearing how Mu Tianyuan's experience came about, the little fox immediately flicked his tail and muttered sympathetically, but Mu Tianyuan shook his head, and then replied: "No, he was rushing to die... "

Immediately afterwards, Mu Tianyuan said to Uncle Mao Li: "Uncle, listen to me, go vomit, it will be fine after you vomit, believe me, after you vomit, you will definitely be much lighter than you are now."

"Uh……"

After Uncle Mao Li heard Mu Tianyuan's suggestion, he just groaned in pain. Seeing this situation, Mu Tianyuan said: "Uncle, don't be reluctant to give up those...noodles, didn't I say, you are so serious Isn’t it just noodles? If you win Xiao Hei, it’s over. Why do you want to set a new high? Even if it’s free, you don’t have to go out like this.”

Mu Tianyuan is really convinced by Uncle Mao Li. What does this uncle think? At this age, he should be a grandfather. How can he still be competitive like a young man? More importantly, Uncle Maori, do you want to live like this? This is so uncomfortable that I will die. What can I do if I vomit? "Uncle, you should vomit, it will help relieve the pressure on the stomach."

Huiyuan, who came to worship Uncle Mori together, looked at Uncle Maoli's expression very sincerely and suggested, of course, it would be better if the corners of Huiyuan's eyes don't keep twitching, and the eyes don't occasionally show awe... "Uncle, hear Not even Fatty Three said that, Fatty Three is a professional, an old Western doctor passed down from his ancestors, you are absolutely right to hear Fatty Three!"

When Mu Tianyuan saw Hui Yuan, he agreed to his suggestion, and immediately it became more reasonable. Looking at Uncle Mao Li, he persuaded him that Uncle Mao Li didn't have to believe what he said, but Uncle Mao Li must believe what others said, right? Knowing that Huiyuan is an old western medicine family heirloom, as well as a family business, as the shopkeeper of Old John Chinese Medicine Store, the doctor in charge, the boy who dispenses medicine, the accountant, and the cleaner, Huiyuan has the most say in medicine!Didn't you see that when their pet shop is busy, when there are many pets coming to see the doctor and Cheng Shi is really too busy, Hui Yuan will see the doctor? "Help me, get up..."

Uncle Mao Li looked at Mu Tianyuan with a painful face, it's not that I don't want to vomit, to tell you the truth, my heart was moved when you made this suggestion, and I planned to take action, but I couldn't get up! "I really want to know how the wretched uncle came back..."

The little fox looked at Uncle Mao Li's belly that was pregnant for at least five months and muttered speechlessly, while Mu Tianyuan went to help Uncle Mao Li and said, "I want to know too, uncle, I really want to know what happened to you I'm back"

Uncle Mao Li is struggling to even walk now, what is going on with him? This question is not only curious about the little fox, Mu Tianyuan is also curious about it! "This is the help of the staff of the TV station..."

Xiaolan on the side explained in a low voice with an embarrassing expression. It can only be said that the staff of those TV stations are all warm-hearted. sent them back.

"Those guys are not human beings. They don't know how to send the uncles to the hospital when they are all like this."

Mu Tianyuan rolled his eyes and muttered, those people are still unreasonable, looking at the attitude of Uncle Mao Li who passed away not long ago, he should have been sent to the hospital for emergency treatment at that time! "They said they would send my father and Hattori to the hospital, but neither of them went."

Xiaolan felt that Mu Tianyuan had misunderstood the staff, so she immediately explained it for them. It wasn't that they were being rude. They suggested sending her father to the hospital with Hattori Heiji. Let them hold hands and sing the song of friendship together - enter the emergency room!But these two people would rather die than go, they just say something and come back and lie down for a while, it's useless to persuade themselves and He Ye, and then they will come back, and then, well, it's life or death!Uncle Mao Li, who was not yet alive, gave Xiaolan an angry look immediately after hearing Xiaolan's words, and then said through gritted teeth: "Hmph, what do you know, that brat didn't even go, go to the hospital, if I go Doesn’t that mean, doesn’t it mean that I lost to that..., ouch, lost to that brat? I think of my imposing famous detective Mo Li Xiaowu, how could Kogoro lose to that... brat!"

The reason why I didn't go was to see that... Hei boy didn't intend to go, well, if he didn't go and went instead, I always felt that I was inferior to him... Ah!How can this be!So for the sake of face, I resolutely refused to go! "Tsk tsk, I probably guessed what Xiao Hei was thinking now, Xiao Hei must be thinking, 'Isn't it a shame that the old man didn't go and I went instead? Losing the game is enough to be a shame, if this is on top If I lose to this old man, where will I put the face of a famous detective in Kansai?" Well, that's about it anyway."

After hearing Uncle Mao Li's rhetoric, the little fox flicked his tail and guessed that it was out of face that Uncle Mao Li didn't go, and Xiao Hei was even more competitive than Uncle Mao Li!Of course, you can't bow your head! "Well, you guessed very likely,"

Mu Tianyuan nodded slightly, and then Mu Tianyuan took a look at Uncle Mao Li and muttered, "But I still don't understand, what does this have to do with being a detective or not?"

Mu Tianyuan said that he really couldn't understand, what does this matter have to do with being a famous detective or not!Is there any [Thanks: 15.

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17th Chapter [-] Hattori Heiji: Can you stop nominating the detective showdown? !

As for... Uncle Mori doesn't want to lose to Heiji Hattori, Mu Tianyuan can somewhat understand it, but what Mu Tianyuan can't understand is that Uncle Mori's unwillingness to lose to Heiji Hattori has nothing to do with whether he is a detective anyway... Mu Tianyuan said that he has no way to understand the uncle's thinking at all. Why does this sound like it involves the reputation of a famous detective? As for... Xiaolan is also incomprehensible to this question. After hearing Uncle Mao Li After saying that, Xiao Lan looked at Uncle Mao Li helplessly and said, "Dad, does it matter?"

"Of course, I'm a detective!"

When Uncle Mao Li said the words “Famous Detective”, he looked a lot more dignified, and the next second Uncle Mao Li got up “Ouch”… “Really…”

Xiaolan looked helplessly at Uncle Maoli who was clutching his stomach, "Ouch" and shook his head helplessly. He knew that his father was a detective, but he still couldn't understand that it was obviously painful to die, but because Heiji Hattori What is the direct and inevitable connection between the angry refusal to go to the hospital and the famous detective? Could it be said that the famous detective is... King Kong Tieda doesn't need to go to the hospital to see a doctor? This is simply... feudal superstition!After Uncle Mao Li vomited in the bathroom, the effect was immediate. Although the whole person is still half dead, it doesn't look like it was urgently needed to be rescued or even possibly unable to be rescued, Mu Tianyuan This helped Uncle Mao Li to sit down: Then he poured a glass of water and handed it to Uncle Mao Li and said at the same time: "Uncle, listen to me, eating something easy to digest these two days is enough, big fish and big meat Eat less."

"Is it easy to digest?"

Xiaolan at the side saw that Mu Tianyuan seemed to be quite knowledgeable, and immediately asked humbly for advice: "For example."

"Didn't I just say that, liquid food and the like, if you really need to add a little nutrition, you can cook two eggs, and then eat some egg whites, or some tofu."

Li Junyang shrugged at Xiaolan, and then Mu Tianyuan looked at Uncle Mao Li's eyes and continued: "I guess Uncle's condition should be better by tomorrow morning, but you still need to pay attention to your diet these few days. The uncle's stomach is enough to suffer once, it will take two days to complete, by the way, remember not to eat the dishes made by Aunt Yingli, otherwise..."

"I'm going to die!"

There is no need for Mu Tianyuan to finish talking, and Uncle Mao Li has already paled and rushed to answer. In this normal state, after eating the food cooked by his mother-in-law, he would be half dead or even on the verge of death. Now, if he eats again in this situation, he will really die. ! "Uncle, don't get excited, I just said that casually, you must know that Aunt Yingli's food is not always available."

Seeing Uncle Mao Li's excitement, Mu Tianyuan immediately jumped up and quickly helped Uncle Mao Li sit down: At the same time, Mu Tianyuan murmured to the little fox: "It's true, uncle, I just said it so casually, concubine The barrister is so busy, how can he have time to cook for the uncle, it seems that the uncle is so scared, this is all jumping up, as for what?"

The uncle is too timid, right? I just said it casually, but as for being so scared, look, I am sweating on my head!What kind of fear is this in my heart? For... Mu Tianyuan's words, the little fox rolled his eyes, then looked at Li Junyang and said, "Don't stand and talk without pain in your back, okay? Think for yourself, imagine, Xiao Jiaolan's mother wants to do it herself Cook a big meal, and then invite you to eat, I will ask you, are you afraid?"

At this time, the little fox can understand why Uncle Mao Li jumped up in fright, because this is really scary, okay!So Mu Tianyuan is just... standing and talking without back pain!Change this matter to him to see if he is afraid! "Uh, well, I'm afraid..."