Conan: I Know Beast Language

At this moment, the camera turned into Uncle Mao Li squinting on the phone, but this is the most crucial sentence: "...my wife, no matter...

She, we are separating, how about we have a passionate evening..."

Everyone: "..."

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Xiaolan originally wanted to let her mother, lawyer Fei, see the demeanor of Detective Maoli when she was on TV. Maybe when lawyer Fei got confused, she planned to get back together with Detective Maoli, but This is so undead that it happened to play the clip where Uncle Mao Li was lewdly talking on the phone with a skilled woman who didn't know where she worked... "What a coincidence..."

Mu Tianyuan stared at Uncle Mao Li on TV and finally choked out a word to break the embarrassing atmosphere caused by Uncle Mao Li's speech. It has to be said that this is really a coincidence. People, of course you can also add something in front, such as "Fuck,"

,"Depend on"

Wait...a modal particle that can express your inner excitement..."Hehe, yes, what a coincidence..."

At this time, Yuanzi smiled dryly and muttered, Yuanzi clearly remembered that when Mu Tianyuan was at the scene before, he asked what would happen if the Concubine Concubine saw this, but now the Concubine Concubine has already seen it Ah, I believe it won't take long for them to know the reaction of lawyer Concubine...Mu Tianyuan and the others are okay, at most they are...a little speechless, but Xiaolan is going crazy in her heart. I want to get my parents back together, but how come this has caught up with such a period!It's all over!Sure enough, just as Xiaolan thought, when seeing Uncle Mao Li's wretched appearance on TV and his blunt speech, Attorney Fei's face was as cold as ice, and he said indifferently: "It's because he always So I won't go back..."

"Mom, listen to me, there's a reason for this..."

Xiaolan anxiously explained, of course Xiaolan couldn't make up the reason for this, after all, who knows why her dad would say this when he was on the show!It doesn't matter if I can't make up a reason, Xiaolan said that she can ask for foreign aid, and Mu Tianyuan is here, Xiaolan believes that Mu Tianyuan will be able to make up a reasonable explanation to fool her mother, Mu Tianyuan has this Strength, and this ability, if he can't make it up, it will be a waste of his lying talent of nine and a half lies out of ten sentences!After deciding to find foreign aid, Xiao Lan looked at Mu Tianyuan winkingly and said, "Xiao Mu, tell me!"

"Oh,"

Mu Tianyuan is still very reliable at critical times. For example, now that Mu Tianyuan has not disappointed Xiaolan, Mu Tianyuan looked at Fei Yingli and said, "Aunt Yingli, you misunderstood Uncle Maoli, there is a reason why uncle said that Yes, when the program talked about the bugging of mobile phones, Uncle Maori gave a demonstration, and there will be more after that. He did this mainly to explain that such dangerous conversations can be easily intercepted by others. If you don’t believe me, continue Look down, Uncle Maori should... I'll go, this wicked show, why did you cut off the key content behind it? Aren't you cheating? You deserve to be so cheating. You, the unlucky producer of the show, let people kill you, the host Let the police take it away, and the show will be completely closed down!"

After viciously cursing this unlucky show, Mu Tianyuan looked at Fei Yingli and said, "Aunt Yingli, you believe me, I was there at the time... Uncle Mao Li didn't mean that, it was just... the show crew messed up That’s how it is! You know me, I never lie, you can ask Master Lan Ye Yuan, they were there at the time, they can prove that Uncle Mao Li made this call just to demonstrate!”

It doesn't wait: Xiaolan Yuanzi opened his mouth and Fei Yingli said with a cold face: "Okay, don't hide it for him, I know him too well."

Mu Tianyuan: "...Lan Ye, we have met someone who is knowledgeable, I can't help you sell Uncle Mao Li, so I'm sorry, I really can't help you..."

This is just like what Fei Yingli said, she really knows Uncle Mao Li too well, it is too difficult for Mu Tianyuan to fool him, no, it is not too difficult, it is simply impossible! "Little Lan,"

At this time, Feiyingli suddenly turned her head to look at Xiaolan and called her, and then Feiyingli said with a blank expression: "Be careful with that...the detective boy who grew up with you as a childhood sweetheart, don't meet him if you have nothing to do."

I have already suffered from my childhood sweetheart, I can't let my daughter follow her old path!Seeing Concubine Yingli and Mu Tianyuan walking forward after dropping these words, she held her chin and said: "It seems that Aunt Yingli is very repulsed by... childhood sweethearts, poor Xinyi was hated by his mother-in-law for no reason. Lay down!"

And when Conan heard Mu Tianyuan's words, Uncle Mao Li, who was laughing in the rear view, was really emotional for a moment... Uncle Mao Li, you are killing me!A few days later, Yuanzi beckoned to Mu Tianlan mysteriously after class in the afternoon: "Xiaolan, Xiaomu, come here, I have something to talk to you." Why are you gossiping again? "

Mu Tianyuan got up curiously and came to Yuanzi and asked curiously. Yuanzi looked at Mu Tianyuan and Xiaolan, then shook his head and said, "It's not gossip! It's not Saturday tomorrow, I want to ask if you have tomorrow... …arrange."

"I have no plans."

Xiaolan answered first, and Mu Tian also said: "I have an arrangement. Tomorrow, I plan to go wandering around the street for a day to see if I can meet a beautiful woman who is pleasing to the eye and suitable for a romantic encounter."

"Tch, what kind of arrangement is that?"

Yuanzi rolled his eyes and gave Mu Tianyuan a look when he heard Mu Tianyuan's words. Mu Tianyuan didn't refute this but looked at Yuanzi curiously and said, "Master Yuan, what's the matter with you tomorrow? Tell me quickly. It’s time to go to the toilet to drain the water.”

"Cough cough,"

Mariko pretended to cough twice and then said, "Xiaolan, do you still remember my villa in the mountains?"

"remember,"

Xiaolan nodded, seeing Xiaolan nodding Yuanzi immediately said: "Would you like to go to the mountain villa with me for vacation tomorrow?"

Xiaolan thought about it for a while and realized that she would be free tomorrow, so she nodded and agreed. Yuanzi saw that he had successfully dragged a person onto the thief boat, and looked at Mu Tianyuan and said, "What about you, do you want to go together?"

"Master Yuan, you and Lord Lan have been to the world of two, it's fine, it's not suitable for me to be a light bulb."

And Mu Tianyuan scratched his head and muttered, although he and Xiaolan Yuanzi are good friends, there is a difference between a man and a woman after all, what's the matter with these two girls going on vacation and following them by themselves?

"It's not just us going, there are other people going too."

Yuanzi jumped up and down and gestured, and Mu Tianyuan dispelled his worries when he heard Yuanzi say that, so he nodded and said, "I want to know one thing, are there any beautiful women?"

"Of course!"

Yuanzi nodded very seriously, although Yuanzi's answer was straightforward, but Mu Tianyuan looked at Yuanzi in doubt and said, "You really didn't lie to me, did you?"

Mu Tianyuan has been vigilant towards Yuanzi ever since he was cheated by Yuanzi once, who knows if Yuanzi is fooling himself again! "I don't have time to lie to you, why do you want to go?"

Yuanzi blanked Mu Tianyuan and asked again. Before Mu Tianyuan could speak, the little fox said excitedly through the dedicated line: "Yes, yes, yes! Let's go play in the mountains! I want to catch pheasants! I've thought about it for a long time. Done!"

Hearing what the little fox said, Mu Tianyuan said with some contempt: "You are stupid, you still need to go to the mountains to catch pheasants? Go to the alleys of Kabukicho and grab a bunch of them."

"...If you don't mind me eating people, I can go to Kabukicho and catch a few."

The little fox replied angrily, "Damn it, the pheasant we are talking about is not a thing, okay?"I want the kind of... chicken with feathers that can be made into a rotisserie chicken! ... "Okay, okay, I see."

Mu Tianyuan patted the little fox on the head, then looked at Yuanzi and said, "Okay, I'll go."

The next day, Mu Tianyuan wandered around in the woods with his bag on his back, the little fox and Miao Nvxia, Xiaolan who claimed to know the way, and the extra Conan, after a long time, Mu Tianyuan finally couldn't help looking at the girl who was looking at the map there. Xiao Lan said helplessly: "Master Lan, are you sure we will go back to school on time the day after tomorrow?"

"Uh……"

Xiao Lan paused when she heard Mu Tianyuan's words, then looked at Mu Tianyuan with a dry smile and said, "What are you talking about..."

Mu Tianyuan looked at Xiaolan with a little despair and said, "The problem is that we have been wandering here for an hour, Lord Lan, you have to know that we are here for vacation, not to enjoy the beautiful scenery of the mountains and forests, nor to survive in the wild. , let me ask you a question, do you really know the way?"

Mu Tianyuan and the others have been wandering around for an hour since they entered the mountain!But there is not even a shadow of Yuanzi's villa! "Of course it is,"

Xiaolan nodded firmly, then looked at the map with a puzzled expression and said, "It's strange, I remember that the villa is clearly nearby, but why can't I find it?"

"Sister Xiaolan, we must have gone the wrong way."

When Conan heard Xiaolan's muttering, he immediately looked at Xiaolan and asked, Xiaolan was taken aback when he heard this question, and then said with a dry smile: "How could it be possible that he went the wrong way, maybe he was sent to another way."