Conan: I Know Beast Language

"Conan!"

After being shocked for a moment, Xiaolan glared at Conan sternly when she heard Mu Tianyuan's words, and although Conan was already desperate, the survival instinct was still there, and she backed away immediately when she saw Xiaolan's angry look After taking two steps, he waved his hands nervously and explained: "Sister Xiaolan, listen to me, this, this is not mine!"

For God's sake, I swear it's not mine at all!real!If this is mine, then I will be thundering... Wait..., it seems wrong, it was given to me by Mu Tianyuan, so if I want to talk about it, it is indeed my own, thanks to my quick response, Otherwise, how could this have come true..."It's not yours"

Although Xiaolan is very angry, but this Xiaolan is not the kind... unreasonable person, when he heard Conan say that, he planned to ask, at least he had to figure out the situation so that Conan could not be wronged, right? Conan saw Xiaolan Lan seemed to want to give herself a chance to explain, so she planned to explain that she was framed by others, but there was Mu Tianyuan over here, seeing that Mu Tianyuan didn't wait: Conan explained with a straight face: "Master Lan, don't listen to this brat, this brat must lie again! Whose is it not his? Just now he pulled me and said he bought something good, and then I saw him take it out from the cabinet with my own eyes. It’s not his, Conan, you didn’t learn well at such a young age, it’s fine to read this kind of stuff, and you’re lying! Your education is very problematic!”

Xiaolan's thoughts were good, but she couldn't help Mu Tianyuan mix up the eye drops. At that time, Xiaolan's anger, which she had been able to control at first, burst out again, and she grabbed Conan and said sternly: "Conan How dare you lie and deceive people!"

"No, no, no, I didn't... explain in a hurry, but Xiaolan has decided to use the stick to make a filial son at this time, pressing Conan's butt on his lap is... a meal Fighting, at the beginning Conan was still stubborn, but later on Conan couldn't take it anymore, and even said: "Sister Xiaolan, don't fight, I was wrong, I don't dare to do it again! "

Originally Xiaolan saw Conan realized his mistake and planned to let him go, but Mu Tianyuan looked at Xiaolan seriously and said, "Did you hear, he...

Now! ”

Conan: "..."

I'm going to fuck your uncle!Am I admitting it? This is a plan to delay the attack!This is a trick of my beating!Seeing that Conan Mu Tianyuan, who was almost beaten up by Xiaolan, was being reprimanded by Xiaolan, he almost slapped his hands and applauded, but it was obviously not the time to applaud, so Mu Tianyuan I can only try my best to hold back and help out from time to time. Conan, who is being reprimanded by Xiaolan, looks at Mu Tianyuan, not to mention how unkind, Mu, how can I feel sorry for you!You hurt me so much!You wait, I will never let you go!I swear!I will have my revenge!Xiao Lan glared at Conan after a few words of training, "Do you dare to buy this kind of thing again in the future?"

"Sister Xiaolan, listen to me, I was framed by Brother Xiaomu, I didn't buy it, he bought it!"

Conan glared at Mu Tianyuan when he heard Xiaolan's words, then looked at Xiaolan with an aggrieved face and said, Mu Tianyuan, just wait, Xiaolan will avenge me!Xiaolan was taken aback when she heard what Conan said, and then she couldn't help but stare at Mu Tianyuan suspiciously, and Mu Tianyuan replied very calmly: "Master Lan, think about it, why should I give it to him after spending so much money on it?" If I bought it myself, why don't I take it home and appreciate it slowly? How much money do I need to have nothing to do? Such a waste

Conan: "..."

Damn, why don't you give it to me and not take it home to appreciate? It's not because you cheated me!Mu Tianyuan, you fucking paid enough money just to trick me!After hearing Mu Tianyuan's explanation, Xiaolan turned her head to look at Conan silently, and Conan took a deep breath and pointed at Mu Tianyuan, "But this is what he bought! Sister Xiaolan, believe me, you Look, these...the videotapes are unopened and look at...just bought..."

"It's not... just bought it, didn't you just tell me that you bought it at noon today?"

Mu Tianyuan continued to speak calmly, and then Mu Tianyuan added: "As for why they haven't been opened, that's easy to explain, you didn't have time to see how they were able to be opened!"

Conan: "..."

Damn, what are you still waiting for me to do? It seems that I really jumped into the Yellow River and I can't wash it off!Why don't you do fingerprint identification?Xiaolan thought hard for a while, and finally Xiaolan decided to believe what Mu Tianyuan said. Although this guy likes to cheat people, it's just like what he said, he didn't need to spend so much money to buy so much just to cheat Conan!More importantly, if these things belonged to Mu Tianyuan, others might be embarrassed to admit them, but Mu Tianyuan would admit them without hesitation!So Conan probably wronged Mu Tianyuan just to get rid of the blame!After she thought she had figured it out, Xiao Lan immediately glared at Conan: "Conan, how can you wrong others?"

Now Xiaolan thinks that Conan's education is really a problem. Not only did he learn to frame things at such a young age, but at such a young age, what should he do when he grows up? Since Conan's parents fostered him My family trusts me so much, so I absolutely have to do my best to discipline Conan! "But this is really... Brother Xiaomu's!"

Look at Mu Tianyuan's aggrieved way, really, Xiao Lan, you believe me, this is really his, you know I haven't even read the cover, how could this be mine!And at this time Mu Tianyuan suddenly said: "Okay, this is all mine!"

Hearing that Mu Tianyuan suddenly admitted to Conan, Xiaolan was all taken aback. They didn't understand why Mu Tianyuan suddenly admitted it. Xiaolan also wondered if Mu Tianyuan suddenly said that because he wanted to take the blame for Conan. As a cover, while Conan was wondering if it was this guy who suddenly realized his conscience? Then they knew that they were completely wrong. Mu Tianyuan suddenly admitted that it was not because he wanted to cover Conan and blame Conan, nor was it a sudden conscience. When he found out that he had to confess his crime, he saw Mu Tianyuan happily picking up all those... video tapes on the ground, and muttered while picking them up: "I didn't expect that there would be such a thing as spreading a message for Uncle Mao Li." What a good harvest! Hey, Master Lan, help me find a bag, and I'll pack it home!"

Xiaolan: "..."

Now Xiaolan has reason to suspect that Mu Tianyuan suddenly changed his mind and admitted that these things are all his, not for anything else, but to take the video tapes that Conan bought with pocket money as his own!Conan: "..."

Conan understands it now, before he thought that Mu Tianyuan spent all his money to cheat him, who knew that he was completely overthinking, this guy took these... unseen videotapes, and he even brought them back after they cheated him. what!Cooperating with myself, I didn't catch anything until the end!

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The next day, Mu Tianyuan received a call from Uncle Mao Li asking him to find a place to drink. After he came to Uncle Mao Li's house excitedly, he knocked on the door twice, and the door was opened. The person who opened the door was none other than Conan. , Mu Tianyuan smiled immediately after seeing Conan: "Hey, good evening Conan."

"Humph!"

After Conan found out that it was Mu Tianyuan, he snorted angrily, then turned around and left without paying attention to Mu Tianyuan, you didn't cheat me enough before you dare to appear in front of me. ... What did you say that you brought me a gift, but it turned out to be that kind of thing? It’s nothing at all. The big deal is that I’m just accepting it with a critical attitude, but you fucking betrayed me and framed me. What’s more, In the end, all of your shit was packed away, you're such a jerk, you know that!Seeing Conan like this, he entered the door and slapped Conan on the head: "You impolite brat."

Conan covered his head and gritted his teeth as he stared at Mu Tianyuan, who was greeting Uncle Mao Li there. Your uncle, you still blame me for being rude!You cheated me so badly, I didn't fight you directly because I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to beat you, well, what else do you want me to greet you with a smile on your face, why don't you die beautifully!The little fox who was squatting on Mu Tianyuan's shoulder turned around and saw Conan staring at Mu Tianyuan's back, luckily, the little fox immediately said to Mu Tianyuan through a dedicated line: "That kid Conan is staring at you over there! "

"Um"

Hearing what the little fox said, Mu Tianyuan immediately turned his head slightly and looked at Conan coldly, but he was still cursing Mu Tianyuan for picking up girls and becoming a transvestite, and Conan, who ate instant noodles with only seasoning but no noodles, looked at Mu Tianyuan The expression in the cold eyes froze immediately, and then he showed a flattering smile at Mu Tianyuan, and then ran to hide behind Xiaolan. After hiding, Conan felt wronged and wanted to cry, obviously it was the... But I still have to laugh at him, what the hell are you saying, but I can't do it otherwise, based on my understanding of... Mu Tianyuan, if I insist on this guy, I will definitely be shameless Pack yourself a meal!But he couldn't beat him!There is a saying that a man can stretch and shrink himself so that he will not suffer this loss!But Mu Tianyuan didn't talk to Conan anymore when he saw that Conan was intimidated. Conan turned to look at Uncle Mao Li and said, "Uncle, where should we go for a drink?"

"I recently found an izakaya, the proprietress is very beautiful, hehehe..."

Uncle Mao Li laughed wretchedly while talking, and made a "you know" to Mu Tianyuan while laughing

's eyes.

And Mu Tianyuan was silent for a while, suddenly looked at Uncle Mao Li and asked, "Are your breasts big?"

"Big!"

Uncle Mao Li replied very simply, and then he saw the two people looked at each other with the same obscene look on their faces and laughed.

Seeing the identical appearance of these two people, Xiao Lan was speechless, don't these two people have a bit too much similar smell... Ah!With your current temperament, no one would believe that you two are father and son brothers!Just when Uncle Maori was packing up and was about to go out, a news was suddenly reported on TV at the scene of a fire festival held in a place called Ghost Fire Village... a scorched man was found, and according to a man found nearby The preliminary judgment of the driver's license is a man named Gen: Kishi Masaki. Mu Tianyuan didn't care about... this news, but Uncle Mao Li, who was planning to go out, rushed to the front of the TV and said excitedly, "Indeed It’s him, but how could it be him!”

"Dad, I know this man"

Seeing Uncle Mao Li's excited look, Xiaolan immediately asked curiously. Uncle Mao Li stared at the TV and said, "It's not a matter of knowing each other, but that I have been with this man for the past three days..."

"Could this be the man that uncle has been following for the past few days?"

Mu Tianyuan immediately leaned in front of the TV with some curiosity, looked at the photos shown on the TV and asked, Uncle Mao Li nodded with a serious expression: "That's right, it's... him, even if he turns into ashes, I will Everyone recognizes him..."

Mu Tianyuan dragged his chin to ponder and said with a serious expression: "Well, didn't the TV say that he was found in the fire at the fire ceremony... I guess he is really ashes now..."

Uncle Maori: "..."

Xiaolan: "..."

Conan: "..."

What is being discussed now is not the question of whether he will succeed or not!The next day, Uncle Mao Li was called to the police station for questioning. After all, Uncle Mao Li had been following him for three days in a row. It was right for Officer Mumu and the others to ask Uncle Mao Li. Mu Tianyuan was going to Uncle Mao Li that night. When visiting the family, I was a little curious and asked about the information that the uncle had learned at the police station in the afternoon, and Uncle Mao Li did not hide it, so he told Mu Tianyuan the news he got from the police officer Mumu.

After listening to it, Mu Tianyuan leaned against the window, holding a can and drinking beer, and said, "It means that the deceased bought an insurance policy of [-] million yuan not long ago, but the beneficiary was his friend named Fenglai."

"Abe Feng."

Uncle Mao Li helplessly reminded Mu Tianyuan, and Mu Tianyuan nodded and continued: "And according to that Feng's explanation... he and that tree of the deceased did this to make a bet on who would live longer , and it just so happens that what Feng is the client who entrusted Uncle Mao Li to follow the deceased what tree a few days ago."