Conan: I Know Beast Language

"Little Mu..."

Xiaolan was lamenting her uncle Yuanzi's ability to go abroad even if he gets lost. After hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, Xiaolan immediately looked at Mu Tianyuan with some dissatisfaction. Didn't this mean her uncle Yuanzi? Why did you just say that? It's on top of me! "Just recognize a super road idiot who can get lost in a department store!"

Mu Tianyuan glanced at Xiaolan and complained, and then Mu Tianyuan said: "If you say I was lost, I used to obey Lan Ye, but now I have to add Master Suzuki."

Mu Tianyuan has always thought that Xiaolan's ability to get lost is...a magical skill. Now it seems that Master Suzuki is not bad compared to Xiaolan. He can get lost and cross a mountain. Could it be that things are indistinguishable? Is it out?Xiaolan: "..."

Otherwise, you’d better just obey Mr. Suzuki, and I’ll let it go, after all, I never went abroad even if I lost my way... I spent a while in the coffee shop... After time, Mu Tianyuan looked at the time and said: "Hey , I still have something to do if you can go or not, I have to make a move first, if you want to go, I will take you back first."

"What can you do and have a date"

After hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, Yuanzi asked curiously. If Mu Tianyuan had something to do, Yuanzi's first reaction was... This Mu Tianyuan is going on a date again, because this guy seems to have nothing else to do. .

Mu Tianyuan patted the guitar beside him and said, "I..."

"You don't intend to scare people on the street, do you?"

Seeing the guitar bag Mu Tianyuan took, Yuanzi looked at Mu Tianyuan in surprise. Mu Tianyuan once said that there are several types of street performers, one is talented and the other is bold. Thick-skinned, there is another most terrifying thing, that is not only bold and thick-skinned, but also mentally twisted, they are not for singing, but purely to scare people, and Mu Tianyuan probably intends to scare people! "Fuck you, although I was chased two streets because of my singing, my level is not enough to scare people, okay?"

Mu Tianyuan rolled his eyes at Yuanzi, and then Mu Tianyuan said while packing his things: "Recently, my friend's school held a campus festival, and their guitar player sprained his wrist, and his entire paw was swollen like a pig's trotter." , I have no choice but to let me, a talented person with both beauty and virtue, to help me."

"cut!"

As soon as Mu Tianyuan finished talking about Yuanzi, there was... a look of contempt. It was obviously an affirmation of... Mu Tianyuan's last boast... "Thank you for your approval."

Mu Tianyuan put the guitar bag on his back, and then he put on the gifts that Yuanzi gave to their family and said: "Are you going or not? If so, my car is outside, and I will take you back home."

After discussing this with Xiaolan, Yuanzi decided to go to Xiaolan's house to chat for a while... After hearing that Yuanzi and Xiaolan planned to go back to Xiaolan's house, Mu Tianyuan immediately said, "Then let's go."

After sending Xiaolan Yuanzi and the others back to the office, Mu Tianyuan went home again. As soon as he entered the door, Mu Tianyuan shook the handbag in his hand to Huiyuan who was reading a magazine there and said: "San Fatty, a gift from Yuanzi."

When Huiyuan heard Mu Tianyuan's words, he took the bag with an indifferent expression, and then took out her gift from the bag at a speed that didn't match her expression, then Huiyuan stared at the things in his hand and remained silent for a long time. Afterwards, he complained: "Yuanzi's taste is as bad as ever..."

What Sonoko gave to Huiyuan were some clothes, and they were quite high-end, but Huiyuan really didn't particularly accept... that kind of...cute children's clothing..." and it can better reflect that guy's What a taste!"

After hearing Hui Yuan's words, the little fox chuckled, and then he turned Mu Tianyuan's ashtray out of his handbag. After Hui Yuan took a look at it, the corners of his eyes twitched slightly, and then he looked at it again. Those...cute children's clothes in his hand, after a moment of silence, said: "Speaking of which, it seems that my gift is not bad..."

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This day, under Yuanzi's enthusiastic invitation, Mu Tianyuan and Xiaolan were dragged to the movie theater by Yuanzi. Before coming here, Yuanzi had recommended him in various ways, but after watching it, Yuanzi himself was disappointed. In the words of Yuanzi When she watched the first film, she was obviously full of thrills and brain-burning, but in the second film, she showed various expressions of love and affection, which made Yuanzi quite unacceptable.

"I said, I think it's fine."

Hearing Yuanzi's complaints, Mu Tianyuan had a different opinion, so he shrugged at Yuanzi and said while walking to Mu Tianyuan.

After hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, Hui Yuan glanced at Mu Tianyuan and then smiled and said, "You seem to have fallen asleep from the beginning of the performance, and then didn't wake up until the end."

"Yeah, yeah, you've been sleeping all the time, why do you think this movie is pretty good?"

Yuanzi also looked at Mu Tianyuan and said, Mu Tianyuan fell asleep less than ten minutes into the movie, and then woke up at the end. The whole process took less than a quarter of an hour. How did he judge? This movie is pretty good, besides, if it was good, why would he sleep the whole time! "The actress is pretty good."

Mu Tianyuan yawned again and replied, Xiaolan and the others who heard Mu Tianyuan's words all looked at Mu Tianyuan with speechless eyes, and only then did they realize that Mu Tianyuan had told them It's not the same thing at all! "Oh, life is so boring, don't you find any exciting things around you?"

Yuanzi started to convulse on the main road after taking a blank look. Mu Tianyuan took a look at Yuanzi's posture and complained: "Master Yuan, do you want to sing an opera with such a big figure?"

At this moment, Master Yuan raised his head and opened his arms in mid-air, which reminded Mu Tianyuan of a style used to express emotions in operas. This is similar to Yuanzi's now, especially Yuanzi's expression at this moment, which is quite matching ! "cut,"

Yuanzi gave Mu Tianyuan a blank look, and then Yuanzi said to Mu Tianyuan: "Don't you think this unchanging life is boring? Don't you want some interesting and exciting things to happen?"

"The eldest lady of this rich family is... different, isn't it good to live a stable life?"

The little fox squatted on Mu Tianyuan's shoulder and whispered to Mu Tianyuan while flicking its tail leisurely, and then the little fox took a look at Yuanzi who was still yelling that life was too boring, and whispered: "How about you Suggesting her to act with the wretched uncle is definitely all kinds of interesting."

"Don't bother with this guy, this guy is just... another brain twitch."

Mu Tianyuan took out his cigarette and lit it while answering, Yuanzi is absolutely idle and has nothing to do, so he suffered a brain twitch. From his usual experience, he will be fine if he goes crazy for a while.

And at this moment, a man wearing a hat suddenly ran up from behind, and after bumping Yuanzi into a stagger, the man continued to run forward without stopping, and Yuanzi was caught by the quick-sighted man beside him. After Xiaolan helped her up, she looked at the back of the man running forward very dissatisfied and shouted: "Hey! Don't you apologize for bumping into someone!"

Regarding... Sonoko's complaints, that person just walked through the crowd on the sidewalk without stopping to apologize at all. Seeing this situation, Sonoko was very dissatisfied and condemned that person there, and then At this time, Mu Tianyuan said to Yuanzi: "Master Yuan, don't you think life is too ordinary, do you still feel ordinary now?"

"what"

Yuanzi looked at Mu Tianyuan with some confusion, why did this guy show up all of a sudden? Mu Tianyuan didn't answer, but just pointed at Yuanzi's arm. Yuanzi still hasn't figured out what's going on, Xiaolan I noticed the problem, this garden was carrying a small bag, but at this moment... the small bag is gone!After being reminded by Xiaolan, Yuanzi realized that his bag was gone, and the little fox sighed helplessly and muttered: "This girl is slow enough to react."

"yes,"

Mu Tianyuan sighed, at this moment Hui Yuan looked up at Mu Tianyuan and said, "Aren't you going after me?"

"Let him run twenty meters."

Mu Tian replied with a shrug, and after Mu Yuan leisurely flicked the cigarette ash, he chased after Xiao Lan who had already run out.

That... the one who snatched the garden bag was a habitual offender. This is obviously a crowded sidewalk with people coming and going, but he ran so fast that Xiaolan couldn't even catch up with that person for a while. It was not difficult for Mu Tianyuan who was running fast. It didn't take long for Mu Tianyuan to catch up to the man. Under the surprised gaze of the man, Mu Tianyuan, who was holding the cat in one hand, grabbed the cat with his free hand. Grab his shoulders, and then pull the man back to the ground.

"asshole!"

That man was thrown so hard that his teeth were grinning, and he just scolded Mu Tianyuan, without saying a word, just... kicked at the man's stomach. And the man who turned into Xiami took Yuanzi's bag back in his hand.

After handing over Yuanzi's bag to Xiaolan who was chasing after him, Mu Tianyuan didn't let that man go, so he rummaged in the man's pocket on the main road like no one else...he took out a wallet After looking at it, Mu Tianyuan was very dissatisfied and muttered, "How dare you come out to rob with such a small amount of money?"

"Pay attention to the impact, pay attention to the impact, there are people around watching."

The little fox looked around and patted Mu Tianyuan with his tail to remind him, Mu Tianyuan is a real guy, and now this is on the main road, with people coming and going around here, you will be so natural. Is it really good to take out people's wallets? Pay attention to the impact! "Ok ok, I see,"

Mu Tianyuan nodded copiously, and then Mu Tianyuan grabbed the man's wrist and looked at it, then asked: "How much is your watch? I'm asking you. If you don't talk about how much the watch is, believe me or not?" Make you speechless for the rest of your life"

Little Fox: "...I told you to pay attention to the influence..."

When Yuanzi caught up with him, he saw Mu Tianyuan holding a small bundle in his hand, and lying on the ground was a man in a T-shirt who was moaning tearfully, Yuanzi looked around and felt a little confused. Curiously asked Xiao Lan who had a strange expression, "Xiao Lan, where is that... the person who snatched my bag?"