Conan: I Know Beast Language

"what"

Hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, not only was Xiaolan confused, but even Conan, who thought he was smart, couldn't understand one thing. This Mu Tianyuan eating more has something to do with the little fox and Maple Leaf!Mu Tianyuan replied straightforwardly: "Because they didn't come, I have to eat theirs too!"

Xiaolan, Conan: "..."

This is the first time they heard that there is such a thing!Mu Tianyuan was picking up a piece of cake and eating while looking at the few people who were chatting with Uncle Mao Li and said, "I suddenly discovered something interesting."

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Xiaolan Conan looked at Mu Tianyuan curiously when he heard Mu Tianyuan's sudden words. Mu Tianyuan pointed at those people and said, "Those guys all have numbers in their names. , two halls on the second level, three boats, five articles, if you add four wells to it, wouldn’t it be one, two, three, four, five..."

"Really!"

Hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, Xiaolan muttered in surprise, and Conan said at this time: "There is still Liu! That... Uncle Mustache, I heard his name is Liutian when I heard him introduce himself just now!"

Hearing Conan's words, Mu Tianyuan couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Tsk, where did you get such a set of straights..."

I have to say, this is such a coincidence, it’s nothing to take out one alone, but it’s a straight!This group of people got together because their surnames lined up, right? Mu Tianyuan yawned and muttered to himself after a long time of eating and drinking: "When will this party end? I really want to go back now." sleep at home..."

Hearing Mu Tianyuan's words and looking at Mu Tianyuan's yawning appearance, Conan couldn't help but roll his eyes. After he was completely full, he started to feel sleepy, and then started yelling that he wanted to go home and sleep. Brother, you Who did you learn this good habit of wanting to go home after eating, drinking, and wiping your mouth? And after hearing Mu Tianyuan ask this question for the first time, she said with a dry smile: "I should wait a little longer. ……Bar"

By the way, it’s not even 99:99. Usually, when you go out with my dad until the early hours of the morning and you come home, don’t you still yell that it’s early? Why is it not even [-]:[-]? Is it because you are full of food and drink that you plan to hibernate? "Oh, it's so boring, if I had known it would be like this, I wouldn't have come..."

Mu Tianyuan looked at the group... who were like spiders who were constantly weaving webs to pull relationships and flattery, and muttered helplessly. Hearing Mu Tianyuan's exclamation, Xiaolan Conan couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth, so what, we Remember when you were eating before, didn’t you say that? At that time, we clearly remembered that you and Detective Maori were smiling and muttering that it was not in vain!Why are you regretting it now? You are full and scolding the cook, right?And Mu Tianyuan, after looking around for a while, looked at that... Lihua Sijing, who was chatting with President Sijing, said, "Tsk tsk, look at Lihua Sijing's outfit, all in red It’s so festive, I didn’t know I thought I’d encountered a ghost!”

"It's okay, Miss Lihua looks pretty."

Xiao Lan looked at Mu Tianyuan's words and then smiled and said, while Mu Tianyuan rolled his eyes and said: "Don't be fooled by this illusion, look at her face, I tell you that it is completely... ...It was drawn, she looks quite ordinary without makeup, by the way, when it comes to makeup, I have to complain, look at her makeup today, it seems like she crawled out of the funeral home again, she is looking for the funeral home The master made it, and that lipstick, my God, isn't she a little more elegant, so she must be... so red?"

That's when Mu Tianyuan was criticizing Sijing Lihua's dressing and makeup from head to toe. Sijing Lihua, who was wearing a red evening dress, walked up to Mu Tianyuan, looked at Mu Tianyuan with a smile and said: " How are you, are you satisfied with today's banquet?"

"Of course, I am very satisfied. This is simply the best banquet I have ever attended."

Mu Tianyuan replied with a smile while standing up from the chair.

Xiaolan, Conan: "..."

Brother, you didn't say that before!Obviously you said before that this banquet is so boring!You've changed all of a sudden: Isn't it a bit too fast!Mu Tianyuan didn't care what Xiaolan Conan and the others thought. At this time, Mu Tianyuan looked at Lihua Sijing with a smile and said, "Honey, do you know that today you are simply...the most shining star, originally you Beautiful you, now I can only describe it as perfect."

Xiaolan, Conan: "..."

Damn, you didn't say that before!Last second you were still complaining about others here, why do you want to start praising them now!Then Mu Tianyuan showed his flirtatious face and asked in a soft voice, "Do you have time tonight to have a drink together?"

“Of course, it’s better to go to Rice Flower Restaurant”

Mu Tianyuan smiled and nodded, and after muttering a few more words, Sijing Lihua was returning to her father's side. After Lihua left, Conan looked at Mu Tianyuan with an innocent expression on his face. : "Brother Xiao Mu, you said Miss Sijing was not good before, why did you praise her again?"

"Little guy, my brother taught you to be good. Women like men to praise them, so when you face women, you have to learn to use sweet words to fool them. Only in this way can you gain something."

Mu Tianyuan smiled and began to educate Conan, then Mu Tianyuan raised his head and said with a serious expression: "Xiaolan, remember, don't trust men's sweet words! Men's sweet words are all deceiving women!"

Conan: "..."

Xiaolan: "..."

One second, you taught Conan how to flirt with girls, and the next second, you reminded Xiaolan to be careful of men's sweet words, and cooperating with you... makes sense!Mu Tianyuan sat here for a while... Feeling really bored, Mu Tianyuan stood up and said to Xiaolan Conan who was beside him: "I'll have some fun first, or I'll die of boredom."

"Fun"

Conan Xiaolan was taken aback when he heard this, what fun is there in this place, you don't plan to moles women, do you?The curious Conan quietly followed Mu Tianyuan after muttering something to Xiaolan, but Conan wanted to see what Mu Tianyuan was going to do!Mu Tianyuan wandered to the phone and dialed a number skillfully, then Mu Tianyuan said to the phone: "Oh, the pervert Kaidou is still alive, I heard that today you peeked at your school's women's locker room again. I was almost beaten to death by the girls at your school, is that true?"

Kuai Dou, who was holding a mirror to mourn his handsome little face, was a little surprised when he heard Mu Tianyuan's words: "How do you know Wait..., it can't be Qingzi again... Ba Po and Did you say so?"

"That's right, Nakamori-san told me."

Mu Tianyuan replied to the phone with a smile on his face, and Kaidou on the other end of the phone gritted his teeth immediately after hearing this, and said, "Qingzi, a bitch, why do you always tell you this kind of thing!"

For... Kaidou, he is the last thing he wants to let Mu Tianyuan know about such unlucky things, because Mu Tianyuan, a bastard, will definitely laugh at him!Then Kaito threw down the small mirror in his hand and said angrily: "What kind of benefit did you give Qingzi, why does she tell you every time such a thing!"

Damn, Qingzi, you are my childhood sweetheart, even my favorite girl, you always betray me, what do you mean!There is nothing more tragic than being betrayed by the person closest to you. At this moment, Kaidou feels that his blood is cold... "It's very simple, a [-]%%% membership card for the Candy House Pastry Shop, Nakamori-san is in charge Inform me of all your unlucky things at the first time, so that I can ridicule you at the first time."

Mu Tianyuan replied with a smile on his face, and then Mu Tianyuan leaned against the wall and said with a smile: "I should have called and laughed at you as soon as I received the news, but today my ex-girlfriend's birthday invitation I came to her birthday party, so I'm so sorry I didn't laugh at you in the first place."

"asshole!"

Kuai Dou jumped up when he heard Mu Tianyuan's words, your uncle, don't apologize for this matter!How addicted are you to...laughing at me to see how lively I am, and you even bought Qingzi to be your informant!Speaking of Qingzi, you are too much, you actually betrayed me for a [-]% off membership card!Although the pastry shop called Candy House is really good, but I really need a membership card for you, don't you want to tell me that I will steal it for you... borrow it!Then Kaito suddenly said loudly into the phone: "Wait..., it must be your idea that Qingzi insists on asking me to eat fish today!"

Originally, Kaidou only thought that Qingzi suddenly invited him to eat fish at night because he revealed the color of her underwear, so he retaliated against him, but for some reason, Kuaidou suddenly linked this matter to Mu Tianyuan, thinking that this The mastermind behind the incident might be... Mu Tianyuan, that bastard!There's no reason, it's just... the feeling! "That's right! I asked Nakamori-san, how are you happy?"

Mu Tianyuan admitted it without hesitation. To be honest, if he didn't have the ability to crawl over the phone line, he would have to fight...he would have to fight Mu Tianyuan even if he couldn't beat him. up!Although Conan, who was squatting in the corner and eavesdropping, could only hear Mu Tianyuan's words, but combined with Mu Tianyuan's proud appearance and this guy's speech, Conan deduced the truth at that time with his clever mind, Mu Tianyuan's so-called finding Lezi should be teasing that Kaito!For a moment, Conan felt that he and that...Kaito could become close friends with many topics!For example, being cheated by Mu Tianyuan, for example being framed by Mu Tianyuan, for example being molested by Mu Tianyuan, for example how a jerk Mu Tianyuan is, or how to get revenge on Mu Tianyuan, these are common topics what!The banquet was coming to an end at around nine o'clock, and President Sijing's driver ran in when President Sijing was making the final summary of the disbandment, looked at President Sijing and said, "Society It won't grow anymore, the car that Miss came in just now had a flat tire."

[Thanks to: 100 points rewarded by Zhi's hand covering the sky]

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President Sijing was taken aback when he heard the driver's words, and then said with a strange expression: "What's going on?"

The driver shook his head and said, "I don't know either, I just found out when I went out to prepare the car."

Hearing Mr. Driver's words, Sii Lihua was a little troubled and said, "Then what should I do?"

She was still waiting for another drink with Mu Tianyuan after the banquet, why did the car blow out!The second-order second hall on the side looked at Lihua Yotsui and said gracefully: "That's it, I will take the young lady back with my Ferrari."

This is a good opportunity to please Lihua Yotsui, how can I give up.