Conan: I Know Beast Language

Uncle Chen nodded and looked at Uncle Mao Li with a smile and said, "Then what?"

"There is no more, I want five bowls of Yangchun noodles!"

Uncle Mao Li handed the menu to Uncle Chen and replied with a smile. Hearing Uncle Mao Li's answer, Mu Tianyuan, who was pouring water there, almost stuck his forehead into the teacup... and the little fox was not much better. Go, almost slipped off the table and onto the floor, after the little fox settled down on his stomach, he looked at Uncle Mao Li and murmured to Mu Tianyuan in bewilderment: "The wretched uncle invited us to eat Chinese food... Noodle!"

Mu Tianyuan: "...It looks like, yes..."

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At this moment, Mu Tianyuan, little fox, don't mention how ridiculous it is, they originally thought that Uncle Mao Li invited them to eat Chinese food, but who knew that Uncle Mao Li actually invited them after he came here full of expectations Eat Yangchun noodles!This is totally different from what they expected, okay?In fact, let alone Mu Tianyuan and Little Fox, the expressions of Xiaolan and Conan are quite strange at this moment, especially Conan, who is still very happy when he knows that Uncle Mao Li will use his living expenses to treat guests to Chinese food. Depressed, but at this time, I heard that Uncle Maori only wanted five bowls of noodles when he came to such a big restaurant: After that, Conan didn’t need to mention how entangled he was, these five bowls of noodles: I guess it’s not expensive, so Conan should It's about being happy, after all, it saved him money, but I don't know why Conan just...can't be happy, to be honest, he really wants to tell Uncle Maori that you can't order two more dishes when you come to such a grand restaurant? At least for this private room, do you want to order two more dishes, the shredded pork with Beijing sauce, the shredded pork with fish flavor looks quite interesting!Can't you order it? Even if you don't look at high-end restaurants, spacious private rooms, you can have a little more if you look at the boss's confused face!In fact, Uncle Chen, the owner of this restaurant, is also quite crap at this time. He didn't expect that Uncle Mao Li would only order five bowls of Yangchun noodles. To be honest, if it wasn't for the face of his compatriot, Mu Tianyuan, Uncle Chen... I really want to blow Uncle Mao Li out, these five bowls of noodles: you can just find a seat in the lobby and eat it!Why are you here to waste the air conditioner in my private room alone!Fortunately, Uncle Chen insisted on being kind and making money and didn’t have the problem of watching people order menus. Uncle Chen quit the private room after he smiled at Uncle Mao Li with difficulty, and Uncle Mao Li didn’t think there was anything wrong with his actions at all. At this time, he was still looking at the calligraphy and painting on the wall with a professional face and nodded, and Uncle Mao Li nodded on this side and said: "This calligraphy is not bad."

"Dad, you still know calligraphy"

While wiping the chopsticks with a napkin, Xiaolan looked at her father who suddenly understood calligraphy and asked in surprise.

"Of course!"

Uncle Mao Li nodded very proudly, and then Uncle Mao Li looked at the words on the wall with admiration and said proudly: "Your father and I are a detective, so it's strange to know calligraphy."

When I heard Uncle Maori's words, Xiaolan Conan was immediately stunned. Different from Xiaolan's surprise, Conan rolled his eyes silently after hearing this. You still appreciate calligraphy. Besides... you know how to appreciate it. Beautiful breasts or a big sister who wears very cool and cheap fabrics, you still know how to appreciate a basket, and whoever told you that a detective must know calligraphy, I, a detective, can crawl with one hand! "Good words, good words, really good words!"

Uncle Mao Li, who turned into a calligrapher, nodded appreciatively and then suddenly turned his head to look at Mu Tianyuan and said, "What are you writing?"

"This calligraphy is called the Preface to the Collection of Lanting. It was written by Wang Xizhi, a famous calligrapher in our country. The content is the ninth year of Yonghe, at the age of Kuichou..."

While Mu Tianyuan was drinking tea leisurely, he introduced it to Uncle Mao Li. After hearing this, Uncle Mao Li nodded repeatedly. After Mu Tianyuan finished speaking, Uncle Mao Li said simply: "I don't understand!"

Mu Tianyuan: "...that's... a diary written by Wang Xizhi, in which he took his friends to drive in a place called Lanting, and the people who came were all intellectuals who could piss with them, and then a group of intellectuals People are bragging and showing off, well, just like the current class reunion."

After hearing Mu Tianyuan's translation, the little fox couldn't let the tea in the cup choke. It was a good meal: After calming down, he looked at Mu Tianyuan helplessly and said, "Is your translation of ancient Chinese too concise?"

As a well-read poetry and book, the most knowledgeable little fox in the fox population is not bad in ancient prose, and she has always been proud of it, but at this moment she suddenly found that such a real master is hiding by her side!This is an amazing translation, Wang Xizhi wrote such a long list and he finished it in a few sentences! "Am I wrong? It's opened by a group of people who have been studying for two years and don't even know pinyin, so they think they are superior, and they get together all day and don't do business."

Mu Tianyuan replied while sipping his tea, the little fox exhaled deeply and said, "That's not called!"

"It's all the same."

Mu Tianyuan looked calm and didn't care what it was called before, but in Mu Tianyuan's opinion, the meanings are almost the same!It's just... a group of people get together and hey!And Xiaolan Conan couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth when he heard Mu Tianyuan's words. Although they didn't understand the specific meaning of the preface to the Lanting collection, they were sure that Mu Tianyuan must be talking nonsense!Uncle Mao Li didn't think so, and nodded vigorously. He really felt that Mu Tianyuan's translation was very good and easy to understand!I don't know about others, anyway... I understand his intelligence!Conan looked at Uncle Mao Li innocently after giving Mu Tianyuan a glance, and said, "Uncle Mao Li, don't you know calligraphy, why can't you understand?"

"Stupid, I know calligraphy but I don't know Chinese!"

Uncle Maori glanced at Conan like he was mentally handicapped. He knew how to appreciate calligraphy, but he couldn’t figure out what was wrong with what was written on it. It’s like he likes to eat eggs. Would he still be able to lay eggs? Then Uncle Maori looked to the other side The words said: "This one is also very good, who wrote this and what does it mean?"

Mu Tianyuan glanced at it and said calmly: "This one was written by me..."

"What! You wrote it!"

No wait: Mu Tianyuan explained the content of the words. Uncle Maori, Xiaolan and Conan were all shocked to see Mu Tianyuan screaming in unison. At this moment, Xiaolan and Conan were more shocked than Uncle Maori turned into a calligraphy appraisal expert just now. It's still violent!Originally, they thought that Uncle Chen had wholesaled those words on the wall from somewhere, but who knew that there was actually Mu Tianyuan's calligraphy in there, this is unscientific!Conan looked at Mu Tianyuan with an obvious sense of disbelief besides shock at this time, what a joke, this was actually written by Mu Tianyuan, how could this guy know calligraphy if he doesn't even know the words! "That's right, I wrote it. Look, there's my inscription under it."

Mu Tianyuan pointed to the words he left behind and replied, Conan Xiaolan walked over slowly, and then looked at the inscription on the words with Uncle Mao Li... The words Mu Tianyuan were clearly written The stay on top! 0 After seeing Mu Tianyuan's signature, Uncle Mao Li and the others had to accept it even if it was hard for them to accept that this was indeed Mu Tianyuan's masterpiece. For a moment, Uncle Mao Li and the others looked at Mu Tianyuan in surprise, as if Uncle Mao Li had just Those who know Mu Tianyuan usually look at Mu Tianyuan and say, "How can you know calligraphy?"

Mu Tianyuan looked at Uncle Mao Li and shook his head and explained: "Uncle, you can't just rely on fooling around to pick up girls these days, how can you do it without a few talents, so I have been working hard to enrich myself for picking up girls!"

Conan: "..."

This is not afraid that the pervert will know martial arts, but that the pervert has talent!What's more, Mu Tianyuan is so good at both civil and military skills!How many innocent girls have suffered from this pervert's clutches!Xiaolan: "..."

Speaking of which, Mu Tianyuan is indeed versatile, but the question is why the purpose of this guy's talent seems to be to pick up girls!And from the meaning of this guy, this guy has been enriching himself all the time, this guy is hardworking and studious enough to pick up girls! 0... Uncle Mao Li: "...Don't lie to me if you really learn calligraphy and can have such an effect!"

"Of course, why would I lie to you? Let me tell you that I successfully hooked up with three calligraphy-loving literary girls. Uh, it doesn't look like a girl. After all, it's a woman."

Mu Tianyuan looked at Uncle Mao Li confidently and replied, he is really not talking nonsense, well, he really succeeded in winning the favor of the three beauties with his calligraphy! "Calligraphy is such an elegant thing, you use it to pick up girls, you are really insulting the gentleman!"

The little fox looked at Mu Tianyuan and said with emotion from the bottom of his heart, but Mu Tianyuan simply rolled his eyes at what the little fox said: "No matter how much Gao Ya said, it's just writing! This writing has something to say." What kind of elegance annoys you the most... The so-called literati always say that others are insulting to the gentlemen. It is true that most of the notorious people in history are literati. There is a word for it, gentle scum If nothing else, let’s just talk about the one in the Song Dynasty... Zhu Xi, although he did some good things, I have to say that he brought up a hypocritical scum, and he talked better than he sang, but look at what he did It's so shitty, it's so fast that it's not a human thing, look at his life, it's not much worse than the stories told in Tokyo Hot, he talks about other people's dirty all the time, and he doesn't look at his own shit, if you want to say No one can compare to him in humiliating gentleness!"

"Well, I have nothing to say."

When the little fox heard Mu Tianyuan's words, he flicked his tail and lowered his head and began to drink water honestly... But Uncle Mao Li didn't know about the debate between Mu Tianyuan and the little fox. After hearing Mu Tianyuan's own testimony, Uncle Mao Li fell silent After a while, he slapped his hands and said, "I've decided, from today onwards, I also want to learn calligraphy to enrich myself!"

For nothing else but to pick up girls, I have to study hard!Since Mu Tianyuan can use calligraphy to get to Niu, and he still has three 3s, then he should be able to do it too!Xiaolan, Conan: "Hehe..."

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in spite of……

What do Xiaolan and the others think, anyway... After being inspired by Mu Tianyuan, Uncle Mao Li decided to practice calligraphy after returning home. Mu Tianyuan has also testified that this talent will help increase the success rate of picking up girls. What are you doing? Do not follow the strategy!And just when Uncle Mao Li made up his mind to enrich himself in the business of picking up girls and become a pervert with culture, background and talent, Uncle Chen came in with a tray. After putting down the five bowls of Yangchun noodles that Uncle Mao Li ordered Serving two dishes, one cold and one hot, Uncle Mao Li originally planned to taste the taste of Yangchun noodles. Seeing the two extra dishes on the table, he was a little puzzled and said: "We didn't order this..."

"It's our honor that such a famous person as Mr. Maori came to eat with us. This is a small gesture from the shop. Please don't be too polite, Detective Maori."

Uncle Chen replied to Uncle Mao Li with a smile, in fact, Uncle Chen just added two more dishes for the sake of his compatriot Mu Tianyuan. ! "What's the point of that?"

When Uncle Mao Li heard Uncle Chen's words, he immediately scratched his head and pretended to be embarrassed, laughed and replied, and in the next second, Uncle Mao Li quickly picked up a chopstick and stuffed it into his mouth. He said vaguely: "Then I'm embarrassed! Hmm! It's delicious!"

Mu Tianyuan and the others: "..."

You are so embarrassed that you are still eating so happily, why didn't we see that you are so embarrassed!After Uncle Chen said a few polite words and went out, Uncle Mao Li said while eating: "The owner of this shop is nice, we will come here often in the future!"

I saw that the boss was my fan, otherwise, why would I say so politely to myself, I must come here often in the future, and then order a bowl of noodles and wait for him to deliver the food! "Hehehe..."

When Xiaolan and Conan heard Uncle Mao Li's words, he immediately laughed, while Mu Tianyuan divided the noodles in the bowl into two small plates, put one plate on the little fox, and then blew on the other plate that belonged to Meow Girl. The hero said helplessly: "Uncle, if you want to eat noodles, tell me. I know a shop that specializes in noodles. He has almost all the noodles in our country, and the price is fair."

If you want to eat noodles, you should have told me earlier. If you had said earlier, I would have taken you to that noodle restaurant. Their main business is... all kinds of noodles, from fried noodles to ramen noodles. Are you coming here? "Yes, then remember to take me there next time!"

As soon as he heard that there was an affordable Chinese noodle restaurant, Uncle Mao Li became even happier. Uncle Mao Li loves to eat noodles, no matter what kind of noodles, even instant noodles, he can eat them with gusto. ! "I'll take you there when I turn back."