Conan: I Know Beast Language

"I don't even know who is in love, so I defiled her?" Mu Tianyuan said that he didn't admit to it, he obviously didn't do anything right!Yuanzi, this is definitely slandering herself here!

Then Mu Tianyuan rolled his eyes and said, "Besides, don't normal people rush to bed when they fall in love?"

"Whoever said that, I wouldn't!" Yuanzi was very dissatisfied with Mu Tianyuan's heresy. Although he likes to look at handsome guys, what he yearns for is romantic love. Well, who is like this guy, shameless especially!

"So you are not a normal person, you are a hooligan." Mu Tianyuan replied confidently, and before Yuanzi said anything, Mu Tianyuan said very seriously: "Why do you say that a man and a woman are dating? Isn't that Do you want this other half? And if you find the right one, do you have to get married? Do you have to sleep together after marriage? How can you prosper if you don’t sleep together? Therefore, falling in love without going to bed is playing hooligans!”

"Uh..." Xiaolan Yuanzi and Yuanzi were a little dizzy when they heard Mu Tianyuan's words. It seems to make sense..."

"Yeah, but why do I think something's wrong?" Xiaolan looked at Yuanzi in a daze at this time and said, according to Mu Tianyuan's words, it seems that there is no problem logically, but why? Mao always felt that something was wrong? !

After pondering this for a while, Yuanzi and Xiaolan finally came to their senses, so they stared at Mu Tianyuan at the same time and said, "Nonsense!"

Chapter 32 A passionate garden?No, it's brutal!

Mu Tianyuan just shrugged his shoulders and then continued to eat chocolates, while Yuanzi, the guy who claimed to stay away from Mu Tianyuan to prevent himself from being bad, approached Mu Tianyuan with a gossipy face and said, "Hey, Xiao Mu, are you really I don't know who sent it?"

"I don't know, and I don't want to know, I just know that the nuts here seem to be damp, and they don't taste crisp at all, and the chocolate is a bit overcooked, and it's a bit mushy. I hope that person will make chocolate again next time." You can control the heat when you are cooking." Mu Tianyuan shrugged indifferently and replied, and Yuanzi saw that Mu Tianyuan's focus was more on the chocolate, and immediately said with a very exaggerated look: "Hey, Did you make a mistake? Someone confessed to you! Why don't you care at all? "

Mu Tianyuan replied without thinking, "I'm sorry, I'm very picky, and I'm never interested in those with a bust below E, and it just so happens that none of the girls in our class have reached the standard, and even our school seems to have not reached the standard." It’s standard, so I don’t want to know who gave it to me, anyway, it’s definitely not E.”

Mariko: "..." Damn, this is really speechless!

After being silent for a long time, Yuanzi looked at Mu Tianyuan and said seriously: "Although there is no one in our class that meets your requirements, Keiko from Class A has met your standards!"

"Uh, her bust is up to the standard, but her weight is over the limit, okay, and it's a bit amazing. It's probably as heavy as the sum of you, Xiaolan, and Conan multiplied by two. My taste is relatively light. I really can't eat that kind of thing." Mu Tianyuan pondered for a long time before he remembered who Yuanzi was talking about. Not only was Keiko a little taller than Japanese women and most men, but he also had a mind that surpassed his peers. And a weight that violates the rules, in short, he is definitely a heroine in the female middle school!One time, Mu Tianyuan fell asleep after a class and went out in a daze when the get out of class was over, and happened to meet that classmate Keiko walking towards him. Mu Tianyuan, who was in a daze, thought he had hit a wall!

Then Mu Tianyuan suddenly said: "Besides, Keiko likes Kudo, well, Xiaolan has to say that you have a strong opponent..."

"Uh, Xiao Mu, what are you talking about..." Xiao Lan replied with flustered eyes when she heard that Mu Tianyuan was pulling on her all of a sudden.

And Yuanzi saw that Mu Tianyuan didn't seem to have gossip here, so he turned his attention to Xiaolan: "By the way, Xiaolan, what are your plans?"

"What plans can I have?" Xiaolan replied absent-mindedly when she heard Yuanzi's words. Yuanzi looked at Xiaolan and suddenly said excitedly: "Speaking of which, I think that person is pretty good. What do you think?" Woolen cloth?"

"That person?" Mu Tianyuan glanced at Yuanzi, and then said in confusion, "Master Lan, what is this nympho talking about?"

"You are the nymphomaniac!" Yuanzi stared at Mu Tianyuan immediately and yelled, Mu Tianyuan shrugged and said, "Every time you see a handsome guy, you go crazy, aren't you a nympho?"

Then Mu Tianyuan asked curiously, "Which one are you talking about?"

Yuanzi introduced with an excited face: "The two people who came to chat with me and Xiaolan in the coffee shop a while ago, seem to be students of the Department of Medicine of Mihua University, especially Mr. Minagawa..."

"I see, I'm sure that Minagawa is another handsome guy, and then you're in love again, right?" Mu Tianyuan said helplessly when he saw Yuanzi's appearance, and then rolled his eyes and complained: "Sure enough, nympho what."

I don't know how many times this has happened. Yuanzi and the two go crazy when they look at a little more handsome, and this guy can go crazy for fifteen days a month, Mu Tianyuan has long been used to it.

As soon as Yuanzi heard Mu Tianyuan's words, he glared at Mu Tianyuan and was about to say something, but before Yuanzi could speak, a car suddenly stopped beside them, and then a burly man got out of the car. While walking towards Mu Tianyuan and the others, he waved enthusiastically and said, "Hi, Xiaolan, I'm looking for you!"

Xiaolan sweated when she saw this burly man. The man walked up to Xiaolan and bowed, "Xiaolan, I have something to tell you today no matter what."

Then the burly man bent down and put his face in front of Xiaolan and said, "Xiaolan, I'm here to invite you today, please go on a date with me!"

"Wow." As soon as Mu Tianyuan heard that this person was going to ask Xiaolan to date him, Mu Tianyuan let out a strange cry, and then used the dedicated line to whisper to the little fox: "Tsk, someone wants to pick up Conan's girlfriend! It's not me This guy is really brave, isn’t he afraid that Conan will run to his house and ruin his family if he finds out? Speaking of which, as Conan’s good brother, do you want to inform Conan about it?”

"Are you sure you're not here to watch the fun?" The little fox immediately rolled his eyes and asked sharply when he heard Mu Tianyuan's words, Mu Tianyuan said seriously: "Of course not!"

"Well, if you can stop gloating so much, I'll really believe your evil." The little fox glanced at Mu Tianyuan with disdain, and then said, "You don't have to worry about tipping off the news, you See what's squatting behind the electric pole across the road?"

"Across the road?" Hearing what the little fox said, Mu Tianyuan immediately looked across the road, and after seeing clearly, Mu Tianyuan said in surprise, "It's Conan?! Let me go, why is this guy here? Isn't someone going to be unlucky again?"

"I don't know about that, but I know that Conan doesn't need your notice to know that someone is going to pick on his horse." The little fox replied with a flick of his tail, but the little fox came out from a side street at Conan I discovered it when I was young, and I have been staring at Conan who thought he was unaware for a long time. When this burly man proposed to invite Xiaolan on a date, the little fox obviously saw Conan's expression. How surprised!

At this time, the burly man had also indicated to Xiaolan that they had a Valentine's Day party to be held, and he hoped to invite Xiaolan to join him. Before Xiaolan could say anything, Mariko excitedly asked her Whether the mentioned Minagawa will go, and after learning that the party was held at Minagawa's house, Mariko agrees for Xiaolan without hesitation, and promises that she and Xiaolan will definitely go.

The burly man was excited when he heard that Xiaolan would go to participate. After making an appointment to meet at that time, the burly man got into the car and left. Mu Tianyuan watched the car go away. The car tutted loudly: "How do you think this big guy got into such a small car?"

Xiaolan didn't have time to answer Mu Tianyuan's question because she was staring at Yuanzi at this moment and said, "Yuanzi, how can you just agree for me?"

Yuanzi didn't need to answer Mu Tianyuan, so he explained for her: "Do I need to ask, this guy must be going to Jiechuan again, but the strong man invited you, so what if I drag you to her?" You can go, right, Mariko."

"Even if this is the case, you can't agree for me, I don't want to go at all." Xiaolan stared at Yuanzi helplessly and complained, her best friend is really too bad, right?You are throwing me away for the handsome guy?

Mariko was being dismantled and stared at by Xiaolan without any ambiguity. Instead, he winked and said, "It's true!"

"Eh?" Xiaolan was taken aback when she heard this, but Yuanzi moved to Xiaolan's side and said, "You like that new couple, don't you? You think you still have a relationship so you reject other men, right? ?”

"Don't talk nonsense! Who would like that kind of reasoning idiot?!" Xiaolan was in a hurry at the time, and when she saw Xiaolan's appearance, Yuanzi immediately asked with a playful smile: "Then, are you going to the Valentine's Day party?"

"Of course I will go!" Xiaolan replied arrogantly with her arms folded. Seeing Xiaolan, she agreed. "This way of playing is worthy of being a Yuanzi who has been professionally cheating girlfriends for [-] years."

"I just think that little Jiaolan is so innocent, and she was fooled by such words." The little fox looked at Xiaolan and said with emotion, Yuanzi didn't say a word, how could this Xiaolan be fooled Woolen cloth?Isn't this a bit too easy to fool?

Just when Mu Tianyuan and the little fox were muttering, Yuanzi heard Xiaolan agree and immediately clenched his fists and said loudly: "Okay!"

Then he said with the appearance of a big villain: "Hmph, you are optimistic about Katsuhiko Minagawa, I will use my chocolate to melt your bone marrow together!"

"Damn it, why did this thing burn up suddenly again? Did she steal natural gas again at noon?" After Yuanzi finished shouting, Mu Tianyuan, little fox and Xiaolan felt that Yuanzi's background seemed to be on fire. It was like a blazing flame, and even Mu Tianyuan felt that the surrounding temperature had risen, and Mu Tianyuan shouted in surprise immediately, and Xiao Lan twitched the corner of her mouth when she heard Mu Tianyuan's words: "What a passionate Yuanzi what……"

"Hehe, I think it should be called the cruel Yuanzi, right?" Mu Tianyuan took two steps back to distance himself from Yuanzi to prevent being burned by this guy, then looked at Yuanzi and said, "Hey, I said Yuanzi you Are you going to cremate that Minagawa? If so, then I want to tell you that chocolate is not that powerful, or I will get you two barrels of gasoline later, and you can take it. If it doesn’t work, I can give it to you Make some super-adhesive incendiary bottles, although it can’t reach the point where you want to melt his bone marrow, but it’s no problem to burn him to death, even throwing a few more can even burn his house to white ground.”

Chapter 33 This week is a waste of time...

"What nonsense are you talking about?!" Yuanzi, who was burning up there, glared at Mu Tianyuan and yelled angrily when he heard Mu Tianyuan's words, and Mu Tianyuan threw a piece of chocolate into his mouth and said, "Aren't you Are you going to melt his bone marrow with chocolate?"

"Idiot! I mean, I want to conquer him with the chocolate I made myself!" Yuanzi roared at the first moment, Nima, this guy is definitely doing it on purpose, right?What the hell is he supposed to provide himself with Molotov cocktails!

Yuanzi's guess was right, Mu Tianyuan naturally did it on purpose. Facing the fried Yuanzi Mu Tianyuan calmly chewed the chocolate, squinted at Yuanzi and said, "You made the chocolate yourself? I understand, you You are not planning to set fire, but you are planning to poison! I am not saying, Mariko, you are too cruel, why do you torture that Minagawa like this? I sincerely suggest that you burn him to death, at least compared to eating you Made chocolate and poisoned him to say that burning him would at least save him from suffering."