Conan: I Know Beast Language

After hearing what Xiu Nian said, Conan instinctively felt that "that incident" that Xiu Nian said

It is very likely that it is the same thing as the old monk who was obsessed with money mentioned that the reporter and the TV station are going to interview, but not waiting: Conan asked the exit and Uncle Maori also asked curiously: "What event?"

"That happened before I entered this monastery. I don't know the details. It seems to be a foggy dog..."

Xiu Nian replied after hearing Uncle Mao Li's words, but it didn't wait: Xiu Nian interrupted loudly after finishing speaking, "That's enough Xiu Nian, don't say any more, you can't say that to the guests How did you forget about it?"

"Sorry……"

Seeing Kuan Nian like this, Xiu Nian immediately lowered her head and replied in a low voice, Xiu Nian did not speak for a while, Uncle Conan Maori also stopped talking, and because no one spoke for a while, the room became quiet for a while, Xiao Lan At this time, I suddenly heard the sound of water flowing, and immediately Xiaolan began to look around and asked curiously: "What is this sound?"

"It sounds like the sound of a waterfall"

Mu Tianyuan replied after listening, and Kuan Nian nodded with a smile: "It is indeed a waterfall, let's go, I will take you all to see it together."

Speaking of Kuan Nian, he turned around and walked out without waiting for everyone's answer, Mu Tianyuan reached out and patted Conan's head and said, "He obviously doesn't like us to stay here, so let's stop attracting people here. Let's go, let's go see the waterfall."

"Uh,"

After hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, Uncle Maori Xiaolan and Conan were taken aback, then glanced at each other and walked out behind Mu Tianyuan. After walking out, Conan couldn't help standing at the door and continued to look at the In the room, Mu Tianyuan patted Conan on the head and said, "Don't look, hurry up and go."

Conan agreed and followed Mu Tianyuan up the stairs. At this time, the little fox murmured to Mu Tianyuan: "I think there may be something wrong with that room, at least the thing that happened in it is very important to... …the people here are so influential that they don’t even want to talk about it.”

"Well, you noticed that when Conan broke into that room... Wide Face was obviously nervous, and when he was looking for Conan later, his expression was also very strange, and he didn't even step into the room from the beginning to the end. .”

Mu Tianyuan replied while walking through his pockets, then Mu Tianyuan shrugged and said: "But it's none of our business, we're just staying for a day, as long as it doesn't involve us, no matter how big it is, it doesn't matter to us. "

Although Mu Tianyuan noticed that from the host to that... Kuan Mian seemed to be concerned about... "that matter"

They were all secretive, but Mu Tianyuan didn't have the curiosity to find out. What can he do if he figured it out? Can he give you experience gold coins, weapons and equipment, or a hidden mission? This is not a game, okay?And it's no good to be too curious, Nan... the unlucky kid will know, if it wasn't for his curiosity to follow gin and vodka and finally become like this? Now that the curiosity is satisfied, the result is a bigger problem But here it is, and the worst thing is... the bird he has raised for seventeen years has degenerated to one year, it is so horrible! "You have a point,"

The little fox nodded in agreement and said that this matter really has nothing to do with them. Could there be a roast chicken after finding out? Then the little fox looked at Mu Tianyuan and said, "But I think it's impossible for you to stay out of it Don't forget that the wretched uncle and Conan are both here, and I will be sorry for their appearance fee this time. At that time, I think it will be impossible for you not to get involved, and ah, that... Xiao The monk is called Kuan Nian, not Kuan Mian!"

"Kuan Nian, I always thought that he loves noodles as much as Uncle Mao Li and that's why he got such a net name."

Mu Tianyuan scratched his head, then Mu Tianyuan shook his head and said, "Whether someone will die or not will be discussed later, at least it has nothing to do with us now, right?"

Kuan Nian took Mu Tianyuan and the others to the guest room after visiting the design where the water from the mountain flowed to the corridor due to a rock. Originally, Kuan Nian wanted to arrange for Mu Tianyuan, Uncle Mao Li and his family. The three lived in one room, but at Mu Tianyuan's request, Kuan Nian arranged Mu Tianyuan next door to Uncle Mao Li. After resting in the room, Xiu Nian came to inform her that she was ready for dinner. During the dinner, Xiaolan After hearing that Kuan Nian said that they had just returned from a trip, he was immediately surprised and said, "So you guys have time to play too. I always thought that being a monk requires a strict eye."

"Well, occasionally when we are on vacation, we will go to the beach to play together, and at the same time we will bring the rubber boats and beach volleyballs in the temple."

Kuan Mian replied with a smile, then turned his head to look at the host Cai Fan monk and said: "My host likes girls who see through bikinis the most."

"Hehe, host, I didn't expect you to be a fellow."

Mu Tianyuan looked at the old-hearted host and said with a smile, he couldn't see that this host had a certain pursuit of beauty besides... greedy for money, it's a pity that this old and disrespectful host might just look at it After all, at his age, I am afraid that he is powerless. Well, maybe it is because of this that he started to be greedy for money, just like Shi Changshi, Wei Zhongxian, Li Lianying and other ancients, because he has seen through the world of... female sex... completely It’s the same as being powerless and unable to pursue spiritual enjoyment, so you start to pursue material enjoyment! "Don't listen to nonsense."

The host blushed and waved his hands at Mu Tianyuan, then glared at Kuan Nian and said, "Don't talk nonsense to the guests if you shouldn't say it!"

Damn it, my image as an extraterrestrial and dignified monk has been completely ruined by this guy's words!Believe it or not, this old man killed you, you bastard!Mu Tianyuan smiled at the rich monk Tianyong, and then muttered to the little fox while eating: "I have to say that the treatment of monks in Japan is really good, much better than ours! You see, apart from ... Can't be rich in fish and meat, but you can still get married, marry a wife and have children, and even pass the temple to the next generation in the future. The family is much stronger."

Mu Tianyuan thinks that the most humane thing about Japanese monks is that they can marry wives and have children. This is really great for Monk Hua, and it can be hereditary, which is even better. After all, why do you start a company? I don’t know when they were run off and went bankrupt, but the worries of a temple are much smaller. The Japanese are superstitious, and they still believe in gods and gods. Burning incense and praying to Buddha, asking for money, begging for children, and begging for romance There are quite a lot, so as long as it is not as remote as this temple, as long as there is no forced demolition, no matter how bad it is, you will not die of hunger.

"What you said was in the past, how many people still pay attention to those... ah"

The little fox who had read the news immediately curled his lips and replied, Mu Tianyuan thought about it after hearing this: "Well, what you said makes sense, maybe I can go to become a monk if I can't live anymore, say Maybe it’s better than what you’re doing now.”

The little fox swung his tail and replied: "Come on, do you think it's that easy to be a monk? Now people also need a diploma, and you think you can become a monk if you shave your head? It is said that you have to take an exam and record, and it's official. .”

"Why do I have to mess with them? I do it myself. How comfortable it is for me to find a piece of land to build a temple and be the host. Do you think I'm starting a business?"

Mu Tianyuan replied indifferently, and then Mu Tianyuan looked at Tun Nian, who was in charge of the food, and said: "Little Master, give me another bowl, by the way, can you change me to a bigger bowl, your bowl is too big It’s too small, it’s not as big as the rice bowls of my little fox and maple leaf, help me use the biggest bowl of yours here, this will save you the trouble of going back and forth.”

Monk Tianyong on the opposite side couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth when he heard that Mu Tianyuan wanted to eat more, "Damn it, how long has it been since I've eaten three bowls of this stuff, you know they can only eat it here." Just started to eat the second bowl!Don't you chew when you eat?And looking at the look of this guy with ease, it seems that he won't be full for a while!The old monk obviously didn't know that as a well-trained soldier, he must eat quickly!In addition to... it is to cultivate the mental preparation that is always prepared, there is another reason that even if the food is slow, other grandchildren will grab it all!At this time, Mu Tianyuan took out the eating speed he was forced to train at that time and made it to death!You must know that the company commander of Mu Tianyuan and the others used to cheat them a lot when it came to meal times. Sometimes they gave them three minutes to eat, and sometimes they gave them five minutes to eat. The result is that they have been trained to eat together and eat together, just like reincarnation!

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Tun Nian is not at all like his master Tianyongcai Fan Monk. Little Master Tun Nian is still very generous. After hearing that Mu Tianyuan wanted to use a big bowl, he agreed and ran to find a big bowl to fill a bowl. The rice came running back, looking at the big bowl of food and wealth that the old monk Tun Nian brought back, the corners of his mouth kept twitching, he wondered how much rice they had left for them to eat... Mu Tianyuan After thanking him, he held the bowl and began to shove rice into his mouth. It was a joy to eat, which made the old monk who was sitting on the opposite side couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth twice again. It is estimated that the speed of eating like this is very fast. I need another bowl soon!At this time, Conan suddenly said: "By the way, I have been curious since just now, what is Wutiangu?"

In Japan, there are so many grass-headed gods or demons and ghosts. It’s not like our myths and legends. Although they are slightly different from place to place, they will have a unified background story, just like the Jade Emperor Erlang God, the Queen Mother and the Empress. Seven Fairies, Chang'e, Houyi, Zhu Bajie, Little Nezha, Dragon King of the Four Seas, even if there are legends from all over the world, at least the name is very straightforward. You can probably know what it is when you hear the name, but there are more kinds of monsters and ghosts on their side. , so Conan really doesn't know what kind of ghost Wutengu is.

Upon hearing Conan's question, except for the curious Mu Tianyuan Xiaolan Maoli, the rest of the monks were all taken aback for a moment, and then Tianyong Kuan Nian Tun Nian Mu Nian's expression became a little unnatural. Seeing this situation, I suspected that Wutiangou might be... "that thing"

Conan, who had obtained the key clue, immediately confirmed that there was a problem here, so Conan looked at Monk Tianyong and said, "Grandpa, what the hell is Wutiangou?"

"Kid, where did you hear that?"

Kuan Nian was a little nervous at this time, and even looked at Conan in horror, asking loudly. The host Tianyong, who didn't need Conan's answer, lowered his head slightly and said, "I'm sorry, I accidentally slipped my mouth just now."

Kuan Nian immediately turned to look at Tian Yong with some surprise, "Master, you..."

"That's just a boring old legend,"

Monk Tianyong looked at Mu Tianyuan and the others who were sitting across from him and said, "It is said that... Fog Tiangou will sneak into the village like a fog on a rainy night and use the brute force of a Hercules to break the walls of the house and arrest people. Let's go, use the feet that can fly into the sky to climb a tall tree to hang the corpse, and then eat human flesh! The ancient monsters who were captured by him are all young women with thin skin and tender flesh!"

Then Monk Tianyong looked at Xiaolan who was already scared and said, "By the way, just like this girl here..."

Xiaolan, who was already terrified, trembled even more for a moment, and Mu Tianyuan looked at Xiaolan helplessly and sighed: "Master Lan, this is just a legend, besides, you are Lord Lan. It’s just a mere smoky dog, if it dares to come out, you can use your skills to clean it up like a grandson, if he is like... Hercules, can he still compare to you?"

"Uh...Xiao Mu, don't talk nonsense, that, that's Wutiangou..."

Xiao Lan replied tremblingly while shrinking behind Uncle Mao Li, you must know that it is Wutiangou!It's a monster!I really know how to do it a few times, but the master who taught me karate didn't tell me that karate can also exorcise evil spirits, okay?Mu Tianyuan curled his lips and said: "I firmly believe that it doesn't matter what it is, as long as you are angry, it is not a problem. Even if you are angry, it is because of your strength, and Lord Lan, your strength is fine."

Then Mu Tianyuan took two mouthfuls of rice and said, "By the way, why does this Wutiangou's eating habits sound so familiar to me?"

"Eh"

Xiaolan immediately looked at Mu Tianyuan with some curiosity, Mu Tianyuan frowned and pondered for a long time and suddenly realized: "By the way, isn't that how cheetahs in Africa kill their prey and then drag them to a tree?" go up!"