Conan: I Know Beast Language

Mu Tianyuan leaned on the chair and replied, and then said to the little fox: "And who told you that they will stop monitoring, did you see that illegally parked car? If I guessed correctly, it is also a fake wine person .”

Although the little fox didn't know how Mu Tianyuan made the judgment, he couldn't help but sighed when he heard this: "Oh, poor child, being watched all day long, how are you going to live this day?"

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Mu Tianyuan was silent for a while and then sighed: "Who made her have a special position in the organization, who made her sister fall in love with someone who shouldn't be loved, probably if it wasn't for her, it would still be useful For the sake of the bastard level of that organization, she was sunk with her sister in Tokyo Bay to feed the bastard."

The little fox was silent for a moment when he heard Mu Tianyuan's words, then looked at Mu Tianyuan and said seriously: "The ones in Tokyo Bay are not called bastards, they are called sea turtles."

Mu Tianyuan: "..."

Seeing that Mu Tianyuan didn't speak, the little fox said: "The bastard is another name for the turtle, and there is a difference between the turtle and the sea turtle. The turtle is a freshwater creature. Except for some idiots who take the turtle and run to the sea to release them, the sea is There are no turtles, so there are no turtles in Tokyo Bay, only sea turtles!"

Mu Tianyuan: "...I'm just talking!"

Damn, do you want to be so serious!But it seems that there is a problem with the idea of ​​throwing it into the sea to feed the bastard, because the little fox seems to be right... At this moment, Mrs. Oda pulled George's rope and dragged it aside: "George , we should go home! George!"

George, on the other hand, put on a posture of refusing to leave, and kept pawing at the four 44 claws while barking in the direction of the backyard: "Let go of me, I'm going to find chestnuts! Let me go! "

Although George struggled very hard, Mutianyuan's store was covered with tiles, so even if George tried his best, it would be difficult to change the situation where he kept getting farther and farther away from his chestnuts. Seeing this situation Mu Tianyuan sighed with the little fox, then Mu Tianyuan got up and came to Mrs. Zhitian's side and said, "Mrs. Zhitian, are you going back now?"

"Yeah, wait a minute: my friends are coming to visit, so I'm going back."

After Mrs. Oda explained something, she looked at George who was struggling hard and said in distress: "But George refused to leave no matter what, this is really..."

And George took this opportunity to break free from Mrs. Oda, and rushed to the backyard, while running, George shouted: "My dear chestnut, I'm back again! No one can stop us..."

"give it to me,"

Mu Tianyuan shook his head helplessly, then came to the backyard, walked up to George who was courting chestnuts, and whispered: "George, do you like chestnuts?"

George nodded affirmatively: "Yes! I fell in love with it the first time I saw it! I want to be with her forever!"

At this time, Lizi said in a frenzy, "I don't like you! Boss Mu, drive this stupid dog away! It's too annoying! If it wasn't for you not allowing us to fight casually, I would kill it directly!"

Lizi said that she really can't stand this stupid dog, the motherfucker always likes to circle around her every time she comes here, it's annoying to watch!After hearing Lizi's words, George immediately said: "Dear Lizi, you are so humorous!"

chestnut:"……"

I am humorous you uncle ah!I was serious!Let me tell you, if it weren't for Boss Mu not allowing us to fight, and I'm afraid of causing trouble for Boss Mu, I would really kill you, would you believe me! "Ugh……"

Mu Tianyuan sighed, and after putting the little fox on the ground, he patted George on the head and said, "George, come here and I have something to tell you."

After taking George to the corner, Mu Tianyuan looked at George and whispered, "Do you really want to live with Li Zi and give birth to puppies happily?"

"That's right!"

George nodded violently while flying his tail, and then George said: "Look at its beautiful fur like mine, look at its graceful body, it's just... a perfect match!"

"...that..., I don't quite understand your dog's aesthetics, but George, you can't pick up girls like this, and you'll only be disgusted if you stalk like this."

After Mu Tianyuan was silent for a while, he looked at George and said seriously. Hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, George immediately looked at Mu Tianyuan with sparkling eyes and said, "Boss Mu, teach me the correct way to pick up girls!"

Hearing George's request, Mu Tian waited for a while, then Mu Tianyuan sighed and looked at George sympathetically, "It's fine to teach you how to pick up girls, but it's really useless for you to learn how to pick up girls, because even if you are Lizi accepted you, you can only have a platonic love, you don’t know what a platonic love is, how do you explain it, that is to say, you can’t give birth to puppies happily..."

"why"

George looked at Mu Tianyuan with puzzled eyes and asked, it is every dog's right and obligation to have puppies, why can't he and Lizi have puppies? The sad news to George: "Because... because, you didn't have that function when you were very young, frankly, you are no longer a complete male dog..."

"What's the meaning"

George continued to be confused. He said that he didn't quite understand what Mu Tianyuan was talking about. Why wasn't he a complete male dog? He had sound limbs, ears and tail, how could he? Incomplete "Do you know about sterilization"

Mu Tianyuan patted George's head with grief on his face, and then explained: "In short, it's... after that... surgery, you won't be able to have puppies, and you've already had puppies when you were very young. After that...surgery..."

George understood it this time. Although he still didn't understand what the sterilization operation was, he knew that he seemed to have lost the right to be a father. In an instant, George's entire outlook on dog life collapsed, and he said in disbelief: "I can't have puppies"

Mu Tianyuan nodded sadly and said: "Yes, so even if you pester Lizi, it's useless..."

Is there anything more tragic than this? Poor George silently mourned for you for three seconds 3... In the end, George lost his soul and followed his owner away. Three seconds of silence for it... "What's wrong with that stupid dog George"

The little fox asked curiously while jumping on Mu Tianyuan's shoulder. After a long sigh, Mu Tianyuan said, "I just told him the news that he can't have puppies. I hope George can be strong." Let's face the rest of life..."

"Tsk tsk, you are too cruel."

The little fox sighed while flicking its tail, but Mu Tianyuan shrugged his shoulders and replied confidently: "I'm doing this for George's benefit, anyway...he will know this news sooner or later!"

As the saying goes, long-term pain is worse than short-term pain, anyway... George doesn't even care about it...

Whether it is life or dog life, it is the most painful experience. I have suffered once, and this time is not bad!In the evening, Gin sat in the car and looked out the window at a tall foreign man who didn't look like a good man at first glance, and said, "Tequila, sir, takes...that list very seriously, so don't make any mistakes. , otherwise you will know the consequences yourself."

"Don't worry Gin, I'll take care of it."

The man code-named Tequila nodded solemnly at the gin sitting in the car, but Tequila didn't take it seriously in his heart. In his opinion, the matter that the boss asked him to be responsible for was simply not a problem, or even completely irrelevant. I don't need him to come, as long as anyone can come here, I can handle it. If I can't even handle this, I need a woolen code. After closing the car window, he ordered his little brother Vodka to drive. After driving for a while, Vodka writhed like a prickly heat on his buttocks. Gin looked at Vodka, who was driving dishonestly, and said coldly. : "vodka what are you doing"

Damn, what the hell are you writhing around in there for? Are you trying to rock to the music? The problem is we don't have music playing, okay?And, do you know that you are driving, don't do so many movements while driving, okay?It's very dangerous, you know!I don't want to get stuck on a tree for no reason! "Brother, I'm sorry..., I just suddenly feel itchy."

Vodka continued to twist and turn while replying, Vodka didn't want to do so many movements, but the body suddenly felt itchy, especially the back, and I couldn't reach it with my hands, so I had to rely on the back of the jumping chair to relieve the itching, and the key Yes, now it's not just my back that's itchy, but there's no place on my whole body that doesn't itch!Then Vodka parked the car on the side of the road, and then Vodka scratched and said to Gin: "Boss, I can't help it, it's really itchy!"

Hearing the words of vodka, Gin frowned slightly, and then Gin also began to feel itchy on his body. At first, Gin thought it was because the twist of vodka was too contagious, and it gave him a psychological It was a hint, but after a few seconds, Gin suddenly realized that this was not some kind of psychological effect, it was really itchy, especially the soles of the feet, it was so itchy!Gin was so itchy that he wanted to take off his big leather shoes and scratch them well!If there is no one here, I can scratch as much as I want, but I am the boss!The boss must have the demeanor of the boss, especially when he is in front of the younger brother, he has to pay more attention to his own image, so Qin Jiu took a deep breath and then pretended to be calm: "Hold it, drive quickly!"

Hurry up and give me the car, I want to go back to my old den and have a good tickle! "Yes."

Although Vodka wanted to continue scratching, but his most respected elder brother spoke up, he could only resist the urge to scratch and start the car again.

Gin wants to hurry back, but as the saying goes, the house leaks when it rains all night, the more Gin and the others are anxious to go back, they encounter the rush hour after get off work, and then they are very lucky for the group activities that they like to see like traffic jams Met... [Thanks: 100 points for the reward and 200 points for the reward from Zhishouzhetian]

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Qin Jiu couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth when he saw the traffic jam in front of him that would starve him to death. Damn it, labor and management have to go back and hide to scratch their itch, but there is a fucking traffic jam!And the front is blocked like a can!Do you want to carry it like this?It's only less than a kilometer away to reach your own stronghold, okay!This really has to be blocked here!After a moment of silence, Gin said to Vodka: "Reverse the car and take the path behind."