Conan: I Know Beast Language

I said, can you not add some weird prefixes when you introduce me!I'm not Xiaolan's pet!After greeting Xiaolan Sonoko, Huiyuan Ai stared at Conan emphatically. She knew from Mu Tianyuan that Conan was... Kudo Shinichi's trumpet. After finally seeing Conan, as a scientist, Haibara Ai said that her scientific soul is a little ready to move!After chatting for a few more words, Xiaolan asked Mu Tianyuan where they were going, and Mu Tianyuan patted Hui Yuanai's cat head and said, "I'll come out and buy some clothes for this little guy. Where are you going now?"

"We're going to go to a nearby bank."

It turned out that Xiaolan was carrying a mission when she went out today. Two days ago, a client of Uncle Mao Li paid a commission fee, so Uncle Mao Li asked Xiaolan to go to the bank to withdraw some money for him—— steel balls!And Xiaolan was just playing around before, so she forgot about it, and now she remembered that they were planning to go to a nearby bank to withdraw money.

After hearing Xiaolan's words, Mu Tianyuan nodded and said: "Okay, then you guys go quickly, and I wish you all the best."

After saying goodbye to Xiaolan and the others, Hui Yuanai looked at Mu Tianyuan coldly and said, "Shit shovel officer, what nonsense were you talking about just now?"

"I'm not talking nonsense. See if your sister has been cheated by someone?"

Mu Tianyuan looked at Hui Yuanai innocently and replied with his hands spread out, and then he continued without waiting for what Hui Yuanai said: "Also, did your sister fall in love with someone she shouldn't love? And your sister is Didn’t you hang up, do you have no other relatives? So, there’s nothing wrong with what I said!”

"But your statement is too easy to be misunderstood!"

Hui Yuanai admitted that what Mu Tianyuan said was true, but what he said would always make people feel that he was not talking about his sister but his mother! "Isn't it good to let them misunderstand, why don't you ask me to tell them that your sister is... Hirota Masami who died a while ago? Once Conan finds out, it might cause some trouble."

Mu Tianyuan replied while walking while copying his pockets, Hui Yuanai was silent for a while and then said: "I heard from my sister that you don't like that guy very much either."

"Yeah, speaking of it, you probably don't like that guy very much. Not only did you take away your beloved sister, but if it wasn't for him, your sister probably wouldn't be where she is today."

Although Hui Yuan Ai did not call the name, Mu Tianyuan knew that she was talking about... Akai Xiuyi, so Mu Tianyuan whispered as he walked: "Actually, your sister's ending was the moment she was selected by Akai Xiuyi." It's already doomed. Although those people don't pay attention to human feelings, they also pay attention to pragmatism. Your sister is not an important person, but your sister still has enough use value. The greatest value of her existence is... to be a person who controls you An important bargaining chip, as long as you have your sister around, you can only honestly work hard for them. Originally, if there is no accident, your sister can continue to live because she still has value. Unfortunately, your sister not only lured wolves into the house, but also fell in love with that Guy, it is naturally impossible for them to keep your sister, but they have not done anything because of the existence of your sister.

This time, they asked your sister to get the one billion yuan just to use this excuse to get rid of your sister, but that stupid woman of your sister foolishly put forward conditions with those people, isn't that just handing it over to them here? Knife?"

"By the way, do you know why your sister made conditions with those people?"

At this time, Mu Tianyuan suddenly turned his head to look at Huiyuan and asked, and then continued without waiting for Huiyuan's answer: "It's nothing more than... two points, one is that I don't want you to be controlled by them anymore, and the other is, I guess It's your... naive sister who still wants to sleep with that guy, so that guy is really harmful."

After hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, Hui Yuanai clenched her small fists tightly, gritted her teeth and muttered, "It seems that the two of us rarely agree on one thing, damn Akai Shuichi!"

Afterwards, Hui Yuan Ai kicked Mu Tianyuan's calf without hesitation, and while rubbing his calf, Mu Tianyuan looked at the fake loli in front of him speechlessly and said, "I said, it's because of us It's rare for two people to agree, so why don't you kick me to celebrate?"

[Thanks to: 100 points from He Drunk and Broken Heart, and 200 points from Zhi's Hand Covering the Sky]

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"Who told you to laugh at my sister!"

Hui Yuanai stared at Mu Tianyuan and replied, why did you kick you? You are here to laugh at my dearest sister for being a stupid woman. Can I not kick you when I hear it!Although I must admit that my dear sister is quite silly sometimes, but you can't laugh at her! "I didn't mean to laugh at her, I just thought she was a bit pathetic."

Mu Tianyuan rubbed Hui Yuanai's head and replied, and then Mu Tianyuan sighed while walking: "Ask what love is in the world, and teach life and death. The word love does not hurt people. It's a life-and-death dilemma."

Seeing Mu Tianyuan like this, Hui Yuan couldn't help being stunned. She really didn't expect Mu Tianyuan to have such a time, but before Hui Yuan realized that Mu Tianyuan had stolen something, she saw Mu Tianyuan Tianyuan suddenly pointed to a shop selling stationery next to him and said cheerfully: "Hey, Shit Shovel Officer No. 2 [-] Let's go buy you a schoolbag! Let me tell you, the owner of this shop is really pretty!"

Haibara Ai:"……"

There are two reasons for Hui Yuan Ai to be speechless. The first reason is... Mu Tianyuan, who was just lamenting the impermanence of life, jumped the channel in an instant, which made Hui Yuan Ai a bit unable to keep up with the rhythm of this guy. Hey, since the word "love" will hurt people a lot later, why are you still touching his beautiful boss!You really are so special that you intend to do harm to others!The second reason why Huihara is speechless is much more complicated, that is, at the request of her sister, the 1-year-old genius girl Huiyuan Ai, who is a top student and has a stack of degree certificates, will be in the near future. It will be glorious to become a primary school student in the future!This made Huiyuan-student really cry!Such an amazing genius like myself actually wants to learn 1+[-] advanced questions with a group of little Douding, what if I can't keep up with my study progress!Speaking of this matter, Huiyuan is full of bitterness. According to Mu Tianyuan's request, he should stay at home for a few more days and not let outsiders find out. Mu Tianyuan's reason is... Miyano Zhibao disappeared. Huiyuan Ai just popped up, this time is so coincidental, there is never a shortage of people with brains in this world, maybe someone who is interested will find out that a little association can connect the two, so Huiyuan must not be like Conan was born on the day Kudo Shinichi disappeared like stupid Conan.

Mingmei and Huiyuan have no objection to Mu Tianyuan's proposal, but at noon today, when a group of them squatted in the space to eat and greedy for Mingmei, Huiyuan asked Mu Tianyuan what to say. When Mu Tianyuan came down, he planned to arrange for her.

Huiyuan is also free, she just wants to know what she should do next, this poor child didn't have much private time when he was young, and he took a stack of certificates at such a young age, which is exactly what the sentence said. I didn't see the thief being beaten. Apart from...she is really smart, she got her stack of certificates in exchange for the time she spent playing. Now that she has suddenly got rid of the organization, Huiyuan really doesn't know what to do next. Just like some retired workers who suddenly retired, they were still three or five years away from retiring at 35, but suddenly the factory’s efficiency was not good and a batch of them were retired in advance, and then there are probably quite a few of these people who don’t know what they will do next. A little bit, and Huiyuan is in a similar state now, she really doesn't know... what to do next, and her original intention is to see if Mu Tianyuan has any suggestions to enrich her life after retirement.

But after Huiyuan asked this question, he was so upset that he didn't regret it, because before Mu Tianyuan could speak, Mingmei said that of course Huiyuan was sent to school!Now that Huiyuan is a child, what else can he do without going to school? Moreover, Huiyuan received elite education since he was a child and never enjoyed his childhood like ordinary children. Now that he has become smaller again, he naturally has to enjoy his childhood as a normal child!That is - go to elementary school!For the arrangement of his sister, Hui Yuan felt that the corners of his eyes were a little moist, but at this time, the little fox was still smiling. The little fox said at the time that he graduated from college and went to school. This is a reincarnation!The moment I heard this, Huiyuan burst into tears, isn't it... It's just a reincarnation? Really, Mu Tianyuan didn't even think about letting Huiyuan go to elementary school in the first place, after all, even though she watched She looks like a flat loli, but she is eighteen years old, and she is not the one like Conan... She was sent to school without Xiaolan's knowledge, but she knew the truth, so what did she want to do with Haibara? He has no objection, even if she intends to be a useless meow that only eats and sleeps... Mu Tianyuan has no objection, anyway... these are also a pair of chopsticks, not to mention that her sister let herself collect them as Mingmei The orphan...well, the only sister adopted by herself.

But now the serious guardian of the Mingmei family has opened his mouth. What he can say can only mean that he will arrange it.

Then in Mingmei's gratitude, the puppet Luo Liai refused to accept her fate of going to elementary school... I thought I could come out, and I went to buy some children's clothes that were not naive, but now Mu Tianyuan actually wanted to give her After buying a schoolbag, Lori Ai immediately wanted to find a place to cry... After buying a schoolbag and stationery and leaving the stationery store, Mu Tianyuan gloated and said to Hui Yuanai with a stinky face: "Although I don't understand...your sister's understanding of...childhood, but who told you that this is your sister's meaning, so say, No. 2, come on! If you have any homework you don't know, you can come to me. ! I will help you as an assistant director for free!"

Then Mu Tianyuan posed Kaihuang's signature gesture at Hui Yuanai: "Famous teacher one-on-one, you deserve it!"

"...Hehe, illiterate who can't read, I'm curious about what you can teach me"

Hui Yuanai looked at Mu Tianyuan with a sneer and asked.

Mu Tianyuan: "...Is it all on the news that I can't read? Why do you even know about it!"

Damn it, is it so common that I can't read? Why does even the newcomer Hui Yuan Ai know about it! "The little fox told me!"

When Hui Yuanai saw Mu Tianyuan's appearance, his mood immediately improved, and even the depression of going to elementary school improved a lot in an instant!Hearing this, Mu Tianyuan silently turned his head and looked at the little fox squatting on his shoulder: "Honey, do you have to tell everyone about such a confidential matter? Have you ever learned the secrecy regulations?"

"I just think it's necessary for our new accomplice to get to know you in a comprehensive way."

The little fox whistled, then flicked its tail and explained to Mu Tianyuan through private chat. Hearing the little fox's explanation, Mu Tianyuan sniffed and said, "Some things are better kept a little secret..."

Damn, there's really no need to tell people about this kind of thing!This is a secret, if everyone knows this, how can it be a secret!If you don't have any secrecy discipline like a little fox, you will be arrested and locked up! "Excuse me, illiterate, have you thought about how to help me with my homework?"

Hui Yuanai looked at Mu Tianyuan in a very good mood and asked, Mu Tianyuan was silent for a while, hugged the little fox on his shoulders and placed it in front of Hui Yuanai: "Famous teacher one-to-one, you deserve it! Believe me, you will have the most special master teacher in the world!"

Haibara Ai:"……"

It seems that it is very interesting for a fox to be his teacher, but the problem is that he doesn't need any famous teacher at all!If I need a famous teacher and assistant tutor even for the knowledge of elementary school, I don't want to meet people!After being silent for a while, Hui Yuanai looked up at Mu Tianyuan and said, "You're not even as good as a little fox? I'm really curious how you made it to the second year of high school."

Mu Tianyuan: "...Come on, number two 2, carry your little schoolbag on your back, um, it's so cute!"

Haibara Ai:"……"

Cute egg!In other words, is there any magic in your schoolbag? Why did my happy mood just disappear after carrying it on my back!Say!What the hell did you do to this schoolbag!After buying new clothes for Hui Yuan Ai, Mu Tianyuan took Hui Yuan around for a while, then Mu Tianyuan looked at the time and walked towards home, but passed by Xiaolan and the others to pick up the money. While at the bank, Mu Tianyuan looked at the bank surrounded by police cars and sighed, "As expected."

The little fox looked at those...the police cars flicked their tails and said, "Yeah, when I knew that Conan was going too, I thought that the bank was going to be unlucky. Guess how much money was robbed this time?"

"Who knows, but whatever...

How much money was robbed has nothing to do with us. "

Mu Tianyuan shrugged and said to Hui Yuan, "No. 2, let's go! Just pretend you didn't see it!"

"You knew something was going to happen here"