Conan: I Know Beast Language

"Didn't you have an appointment with someone to talk about?"

Hui Yuanai glanced at Mu Tianyuan and said, Mu Tianyuan pursed his lips and said, "Do you believe that you are in the first grade if you lie to children like that?"

Huiyuan sadly smiled and said: "Hehe, thanks to you, I am now... the first grade."

Damn, I'm in first grade!And what the hell you sent me there!When Mu Tianyuan heard this, he became anxious: "Hey, this matter has nothing to do with me! You took the medicine yourself, and your sister decided to go to school! Don't rely on me!"

Two days later, Mu Tianyuan got the news from Yuanzi early in the morning, that there was an incident with the traveling troupe of the new transfer student Tamanosuke Ito when Xiaolan and the others went to visit yesterday. Murder case, upon hearing the news from Yuanzi, the little fox yawned and said, "I guess Conan must have gone then."

"I think so too."

Mu Tianyuan nodded listlessly with his cheeks on his hands and replied, while Mariko was still talking blandly at this time, this murder case of Tamanosuke Ito theater troupe is not the most unlucky, the most unlucky thing is that another one died last night, and then Tamanosuke Not only was he injured at the scene... he was also suspected by the police.

After finishing speaking, Yuanzi saw Mu Tianyuan's listless appearance and couldn't help but patted the table dissatisfied: "Hey, did you listen?"

"No……"

Mu Tianyuan yawned and replied weakly, then took out a pillow from his schoolbag, put it on the table, laid it on the pillow, waved at Yuanzi weakly, and said, "I'm tired, you two are more than Ai Qing Back off."

"Xiao Mu, you look very tired."

Xiaolan on the side looked at Mu Tianyuan curiously and asked, Yuanzi pouted and said, "I must have gone out again and fooled around with some unknown women."

"What do you mean by your jealous tone? Let me tell you, I only have your sister in my heart. I just treat you as a brother, and I treat you as a brother. You can't plot against me! Otherwise, you are sorry for your sister! "

Mu Tianyuan adjusted the angle of his face and looked at Yuanzi with one eye and said seriously, Yuanzi immediately said angrily when he heard this, "Don't worry, I won't be interested in you!"

Yuanzi then said curiously: "But then again, didn't you sleep all night? Why are you so sleepy and why is the little fox so listless?"

"Sleep, I slept from ten ten to eleven twenty-eight, and then I have been fighting wits with a bastard since eleven twenty-eight."

Mu Tianyuan replied while yawning, and then under Xiaolan Yuanzi's curious gaze, Mu Tianyuan reported the process of his battle of wits with a certain bastard last night: "The bastard at 32:[-] Entered my house through the wall and window, and then tried to steal my microwave oven, I found out, he threw a smelly sock at me, I threw my slippers at him, then he picked up my slippers and ran away, eleven o'clock At thirty-two thirty-two he came back, but slipped on a glass ball I put under the window, and I threw salted fish at him, and he ran away again."

"At one forty-five, he came again and successfully stole my microwave oven and my dining table, but I didn't catch up, and then I drove to Jianggutian at one forty-seven, and I arrived at ten past two In his house, his newly bought refrigerator was stuffed with salted fish, and by the way, he carried his TV home, and then I was pleasantly surprised to find that my sofa was gone."

"Then the time is unknown. I went back to his house and removed all his wardrobe, desk, schoolbag, sofa and coffee table. When I got home, I found that my bed was gone."

"..."

"In the end, after dawn, I lost a microwave oven, my original refrigerator, a stolen refrigerator, some bowls and chopsticks, three pots, one cutting board, some seasonings, one bed, matching sheets and quilts, and pillows One set, coffee table, sofa and dining table, several benches, one floor, one fish tank, one toilet, one slippers, three and a half pairs of socks, two pairs of underwear, and some clothes."

Mu Tianyuan yawned and counted, then Mu Tianyuan scratched his head and continued: "By the way, if you have something to do recently, don't call my landline, because my landline was stolen together with the phone line."

Mariko Xiaolan and the students who were listening: "..."

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Seriously, Xiaolan and the others don't know what to say at this time, what's the matter? Listen to the statistics of Mu Tianyuan's family's final loss. This is simply a heavy loss!By the way, brother, your opponent is actually a moving company, otherwise, can you tell me how he was able to remove so many things from your house? By the way, can you give us his contact information? When we move in the future Maybe he can be used!Because this is so professional!After a long silence, a weak female voice said, "Student Xiao Mu, you should call the police..."

"Why do you report to the police? It's a Jianghu affair. If the government is notified of this, what will I do in the future?"

Mu Tianyuan replied weakly, then suddenly raised his head and said with a wink, "Hey, isn't this Xiao Zhizi, today he's fresh again!"

Immediately, Naoko Wuju blushed and hid behind Xiaolan, and Xiaolan looked at Mu Tianyuan helplessly and said to Naoko Wuju: "That's actually Xiaomu's... friends, they're just joking... ..."

When it came to the end, Xiaolan's expression became unnatural. To be honest, she had never seen such a friend joking with her like this. It was just...moving!And Yuanzi looked at Mu Tianyuan sympathetically and said, "But isn't your loss this time a bit too big?"

"well enough……"

Mu Tianyuan sniffled and replied, Seriously, Xiaolan and the others haven't seen the current situation at Mu Tianyuan's house, the whole first floor is almost empty, when Hui Yuanai got up and went downstairs this morning Both the looted and looted first floor were stupefied. This fake loli, who was not alert, stood at the stairs and thought for a long time, thinking that there was something wrong with the way she opened the door this morning!This is obviously not like this at home when I came back last night!As for Xiaolan Yuanzi and other students, when they heard Mu Tianyuan say "it's alright", they looked at Mu Tianyuan with admiration for a split second. This f*cking house is about to be emptied by someone, and you're actually alright? What a heart!To be honest, if you put yourself in their shoes and think about it, if it were them, they would all collapse!After adjusting the angle of lying on his stomach, Mu Tianyuan said in a very pleasant tone: "Speaking of which, I didn't lose money. In the morning, I counted my gains last night, and I earned a total of [-]% of the TV set." One, one video recorder, one mobile phone, one set of tea table, desk, dining table, sofa and bench, two wardrobes, including clothes, one cupboard, including various dishes, one shoe cabinet, including some shoes, one bathtub, and one water heater , a washing machine, curtains for six windows, and three doors, a pile of books, schoolbags, stationery, and all the lamps in their house. By the way, I also moved their stove. "

Xiaolan Yuanzi and others: "..."

Brother, it seems that you really didn't lose money!By the way, let's move to find you in the future!You are also quite professional!You see, you don't even let go of other people's light bulbs!You are so professional, aren't you? Also, we really want to know why you steal someone's door!And Mu Tianyuan was still muttering at this time: "It's a pity that I didn't expect this guy to actually move my bed away, otherwise I would even steal his bed back together!"

This is Mu Tianyuan's biggest mistake, who knew that bastard Kuai Dou would not even let his bed go! "I told you to steal his bed by the way, but you didn't listen!"

The little fox yawned and looked listlessly at Mu Tianyuan. Last night, she suggested that Mu Tianyuan move Kuai Dou's bed away!But this guy didn't make a move, who is he looking for at this time, "By the way, how did you manage to have so many things in Xiaomu?"

At this time, Xiaolan blinked at Mu Tianyuan and asked a question that all the students cared about, how did you move so many things away!You probably went there in a big truck!Otherwise, how could you move so many things in one go! "Business secrets, if I tell you what to do, I plan to open a moving company in the future!"

Mu Tianyuan looked up at Xiaolan and replied with a serious face, listening to Mu Tianyuan's words, Xiaolan and the others subconsciously nodded, um, it would be a pity if you didn't open a moving company because of your professionalism!How did Kuai Dou move away? Mu Tianyuan, but Mu Tianyuan took Po Wu to Kuai Dou's house after he found out that his sofa was gone. If it wasn't because of Kuai Dou's family The house is a bit big, if it can't be divided, Mu Tianyuan will even give him the house of Kuai Dou's family!And at this moment, Mu Tianyuan's phone rang suddenly, he took it out and found it was a number he didn't recognize, and after picking it up, he heard Kaito's voice coming from the phone angrily: "You bastard!"

The reason Kaito was able to move so many things was thanks to the help of Mr. Terai. At the beginning, this guy found that some things were missing at home, so he summoned Mr. Terai in the middle of the night and asked him to find a car for him. The truck, and then this guy and Mr. Terai ran to Mu Tianyuan's house. After seeing that Mu Tianyuan was not at home, Kuaidou knew that Mu Tianyuan had definitely gone to his own house to cause trouble, so he immediately started He moved out with Mr. Terai and Mr. Terai, but at first he thought that he had moved enough, and he would definitely be able to surprise Mu Tianyuan. Who knew that after returning home, Kuaidou was so surprised that he almost cried. What the hell, Mu Tianyuan's house is like his house!Even the door was stolen!Seeing this situation, Kaidou Haoxuan didn't cry!And there is a reason why Kaito is only calling now. He didn't go home like Mu Tianyuan at the beginning, but went to find a place to park with Mr. Terai, and later he was delayed by Mr. Terai After a while..., when I got home, it was almost time for school, and after I found out about the situation at home, this guy took a shower, changed his clothes, and dealt with some minor problems before going to find him The public phone, but at this time he was bumped into by Qingzi. Qingzi waited at home for a long time and didn't see Kaito come to find him to go to school with him, but now he saw Kaito and couldn't help but dragged Kaito to the school. Kuai Dou had the opportunity to call Mu Tianyuan only after he came to school and borrowed a phone number!After hearing Kuai Dou's words, Mu Tianyuan sneered and said, "Everyone!"

Then Mu Tianyuan said into the phone angrily: "It's fine for you to steal a slipper from me, why the hell are you stealing my underwear! You're sick! You perverted underwear thief!"

When Kuai Dou heard Mu Tianyuan's words, he yelled angrily, "You are the only one who is sick! Why did you put mustard in my underwear!"

What the hell, I found a pair of underwear from the only cabinet left in the bedroom, and after Lang took a shower and changed it, I found out that it was actually stuffed inside, that feeling is incredible!If it wasn't for dealing with those... Mustard himself would have called this guy already!Then the two guys asked the other party over the phone if he was in a state of illness after stealing the door and stealing the floor. The two finally reached an agreement, that is, they exchanged hostages in the afternoon. After all, they stole those things to scare each other out. It's useless to keep it, and it can't be said to be thrown away. The final solution is... What else can I do in exchange? To be honest, Kaidou originally thought that he could use those things to negotiate terms with Mu Tianyuan Well, who would have known that this f*cking loss would not be much less than Mu Tianyuan's!This is still talking about the condition of an egg!Hurry up and exchange the things in your home, that's the real deal!Originally Mariko and the others planned to ask Mu Tianyuan to go with them to the hospital in the afternoon to see Tamanosuke Ito, who had suffered a head injury, but Mu Tianyuan refused: "Sorry, I'm afraid I can't go, you also heard that I told that The bastard made an appointment to exchange hostages, and I have to wait at home to trade with him after school in the afternoon, if I'm not at home, who knows if the bastard will even steal my remaining underwear."

"Uh……"

Xiaolan Yuanzi couldn't help twitching the corners of her mouth when she heard Mu Tianyuan's words, but they couldn't say anything, after all, Mu Tianyuan did have something to do after school!At this time, Mu Tianyuan reached out his wallet, took some money and handed it to Xiaolan, "How about this, you can buy me a bouquet of flowers and a fruit basket for me. After dealing with my family's affairs, I will go to see him tomorrow when I find time."

To be honest, Mu Tianyuan really didn't have any friendship with Tamanosuke Ito, let alone hit it off at first sight, the reason why he paid money to chat with him was because of Xiaolan Mariko's face.

After school in the afternoon, the little fox hid far away and looked helplessly at Mu Tianyuan who was poohing with Kuaidou in the yard and said: "I'm curious about one thing, when you two get together, your IQ Is it exactly four years old and four years old together, and you still spit at each other, are you two naive or disgusting?"

"I don't even know what's going on!"

Mu Tianyuan replied while avoiding the saliva that Kuai Dou had spat out, and after poohing at Kuai Dou, Mu Tianyuan said again: "I guess we two don't get along!"

Kaito struggled and yelled: "Grandpa Terai, don't stop me! I have to... spit on this guy today! He actually put mustard in my underwear, how did he get down there!"

"Why didn't you tell me when you stole my panties, you perverted thief! It's just... embarrassing your parents! If I had a son like you, I would have to... stuff you in the toilet! You said It’s not good for you to steal something, you actually stole my underwear! Why don’t you steal my loli?”