Conan: I Know Beast Language

"Uh..." Xiaolan shivered when she heard this question, and then said with a dry smile, "Xiao Mu, you can't..."

"That's right!" Before Xiaolan finished speaking, Mu Tianyuan nodded vigorously, and then Mu Tianyuan looked at Xiaolan with an almost desperate expression and said, "It's all because of Aunt Yingli that I became like this." The dinner I made, Goddess, I never knew that Aunt Yingli's cooking skills could be so bad. It looks good, but the taste is... It's unspeakable! But Aunt Yingli still looks at others very much. Eat her cooking! Keep making people eat! Let me tell you this, if it wasn’t for my common sense of first aid, I would really die there!”

Xiaolan smiled dryly, "...hehe, Xiao Mu, you've worked hard..."

Xiaolan said she had nothing to say about her mother's cooking, and she couldn't even say a few words to help her, because Xiaolan suffered a lot from it too!Although I haven't eaten it for many years, Xiaolan wakes up from her sleep every time I think of the dishes I made.

At this moment, Xiaolan finally understood why Mu Tianyuan said that it was not easy for her just now, because thinking about her childhood experience, Xiaolan felt that it was not easy for her to survive!Seeing Mu Tianyuan's miserable appearance, Xiao Lan felt puzzled from the bottom of her heart. Does it mean that Mu Tianyuan's immunity is low or her mother's culinary skills have improved crazily?This is obviously not when I ate it before!

Hearing Xiao Lan's words, Mu Tianyuan lay down on the table and said with a sad face: "Oh...I swear, I will never eat Auntie Yingli's food again, it's really fatal!"

Chapter 47 Unusual Aunt Eri

Although I mentioned that Fei Yingli seemed to be very bad at cooking when I watched anime before, but that was just a passing mention, and in addition to going out to eat with Fei Yingli in the past, Mu Tianyuan simply forgot about it later. That's it, but it wasn't until yesterday that Mu Tianyuan fully realized the terrible cooking skills of the barrister Feiying Lifei. After finally finishing the meal, Mu Tianyuan ran away with the little fox and Miao Nvxia.

It's not that Mu Tianyuan is in a hurry to go home, it's because he feels that since he didn't fall down, there is still hope for rescue. Since there is hope, who wants to die? This is a good meal in a corner: Mu Tianyuan after throwing up Only then did they bring the little foxes back home. At first, Mu Tianyuan thought that it would be no big deal if he was about to vomit out his gall, but who knew that it would not stop after arriving home, and he didn't know if it was Mu Tianyuan It's because Fei Yingli's cooking is so effective after vomiting cleanly, anyway... This guy almost lived in the toilet all night, and it's also the kind that doesn't help even taking medicine!It's not just Mu Tianyuan alone, even the little fox and Miao Nvxia who only ate one bite have been tossing for half the night. The only thing they are better than Mu Tianyuan is that they are almost half the night, while Mu Tianyuan It was tossing until three o'clock in the morning. If Mu Tianyuan hadn't made some emergency rehydration salts with the knowledge he learned in the army, he would have been dehydrated and air-dried... But even with emergency rehydration salts To be honest, the effect is not great:, this f*ck absorbs quickly without loss!Mu Tianyuan looked at Xiaolan Yuanzi who was looking at him with concern, and the two couldn't help sighing, then lay on the table half dead and said to Xiaolan: "Master Lan, just inquire, is Aunt Yingli right?" I’ve never been picky eaters.”

"what"

Xiaolan was taken aback by Mu Tianyuan's question, and then looked at Mu Tianyuan in confusion and said, "Xiao Mu, why are you asking this?"

"I just want to know if Auntie Yingli has never found anything unpalatable and made her unable to eat it."

Mu Tianyuan took out a pot of rehydration salt that he made himself from his bag and took a sip, then looked at Xiaolan and said, "You don't know that Aunt Yingli ate a dish that she made herself yesterday. fragrant……"

"Uh, when you say it like this, it seems like she's always been like this..."

Xiaolan thought for a while and replied with a strange expression. When she heard Xiaolan say this, Mu Tianyuan was silent for a long time, then took another big mouthful of rehydration salts and looked at the ceiling of the classroom sadly: "Thinking that I have been wandering in the world for so many years, No matter how big the storm is, I can ride the wind and waves, but I didn't expect that I would fall into a meal today. It would be fine if it was a Hongmen banquet, at least it would be of high grade, but this is a common occurrence Let me fall into such a field, I am not reconciled..."

Mu Tianyuan was really not reconciled, it was so wronged!You said that even if you threw a cup for the sake of your name, you rushed into five hundred knives and chopped yourself into dumpling stuffing, you would recognize it, but what the hell is going on! "Little Mu, are you okay?"

Yuanzi Xiaolan looked at Mu Tianyuan who was looking at the ceiling with a sad face and asked with concern, and then Xiaolan said: "Why don't we ask the teacher for leave to send you to the hospital or the infirmary?"

"No need, I'm much better now. Speaking of which, it's Maple Leaf that's really miserable. She obviously took a bite, and her symptoms are obviously much milder than mine, but she's still lying at home right now."

Mu Tianyuan shook his head and then murmured sympathetically, he could get up anyway, and the little fox was also depressed, but he could still hold on anyway, the unlucky Meow Woman, although at the beginning That's when she's at her most energetic.

But now she has become the worst one. When Mu Tianyuan went out in the morning, Miao Xia was still lying on the bed... Then Mu Tianyuan suddenly remembered something and immediately looked at Xiaolan and said: " Lord Lan, wait a minute: you can call Aunt Yingli and see if Auntie Yingli is okay."

Afterwards: Xiaolan realized that Mu Tianyuan said to himself: "I'm a strong boy, I'm like this now, I'm afraid Aunt Yingli won't get any better, it's even serious..."

"Uh, that's exactly what I said..."

Xiaolan looked at the situation and thought about it, and her mother immediately became a little worried, and then Xiaolan planned to call her mother while she was not in class, and she saw that Xiaolan planned to make a phone call Mu Tianyuan hurriedly reminded: "Just ask Aunt Yingli about her health, don't mention my situation, you know? I'm afraid that Aunt Yingli will find out because of her meal: almost our family of three will be full of self-blame." "

Hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, Xiaolan "uh"

He let out a sound, and then nodded with a strange expression: "I see..."

After Xiaolan left, Yuanzi looked at Mu Tianyuan and said, "It's all right."

"Probably, anyway... I think I've managed it. At most, the aftereffects are a bit serious. At most, it's just... I can't walk at the moment, my legs are weak and other minor problems. I guess after two days, I should be a good man again. "

Mu Tianyuan replied weakly, and then held up his water bottle and drank it all in one gulp. After drinking, Mu Tianyuan took out another water bottle from his bag and held it in his hand...Seeing Mu Tianyuan's posture Yuanzi probed into Mu Tianyuan's bag, and after looking in Mu Tianyuan's bag, Yuanzi, who was speechless at first, looked at Mu Tianyuan with a black line on his face and said, "Why are you bringing so much water?"

Mu Tianyuan's bag contained nothing but bottles of water, although Yuanzi didn't see exactly how many there were, but Yuanzi must have at least ten bottles! "I am now dehydrated after diarrhea, so I must replenish water in time."

Mu Tianyuan explained, and then said with a tragic expression: "Besides, I don't want to eat recently, at least I don't want to eat today..."

"Then you are not hungry, I have a lunch box at noon, why don't you eat something first?"

Although Yuanzi is a nymphomaniac and carefree, she doesn't have the temper of a young lady, and her heart is not bad at all, otherwise she wouldn't be such a good girlfriend with Xiaolan. Now seeing Mu Tianyuan's sad appearance , as a good friend who grew up together, Yuanzi immediately decided to send his lunch box to Mu Tianyuan.

"No need, I really don't want to eat anything today, I think it's good if I drink some homemade rehydration salts to rehydrate..."

Mu Tianyuan waved his hand weakly to reject Yuanzi's kindness, and Yuanzi reached out and took the water bottle in Mu Tianyuan's hand curiously when he heard Mu Tianyuan's words, and asked, "Is this useful?"

"Who knows, it might be useful..."

Mu Tianyuan replied while leaning back on the table, and then Mu Tianyuan added: "Even if it's useless, at least it won't cause diarrhea. Let me tell you, I'm a little scared when I see the toilet... "

Mariko: "..."

What kind of diarrhea does this have to cause such a big psychological shadow? Xiaolan who went to call soon came back. Seeing Xiaolan's return, Mu Tianyuan asked curiously: "How is Aunt Lanye Yingli?" "

"My mother she..."

Xiaolan hesitated for a while with a weird expression, and then said: "She is fine, she is waiting in the office right now: the materials for the trial..."

Mu Tianyuan: "... Aunt Yingli is definitely not an ordinary person!"

Damn, I am a strong guy, and my body has been strengthened, so I have diarrhea and collapse, but Aunt Yingli actually goes to work with nothing to do. Is there any reason for this?Aunt Yingli, have you considered the feelings of our family of three? We don't ask you to always be like us, but you must have some adverse reactions anyway!At the very least, it can make us feel better if we die together!Mu Tianyuan simply asked for leave and went home after insisting on another class. After returning home, this guy spent the rest of the time lying on the bed except for getting up and running water. Xiaolan Yuanzi... ...I came to see Mu Tianyuan after school in the afternoon, and even Xiaolan invited Mu Tianyuan to their house for dinner, but unfortunately Mu Tianyuan was recovering blood there at the moment, he didn't want to go anywhere, and finally rejected Xiaolan's offer invite.

It wasn't until after eight o'clock in the evening that Mu Tianyuan boiled some millet porridge as dinner for his little fox and Miao Nv Xia. After finishing the porridge, Miao Nv Xia lay down on the tea table listlessly and said, "We will Don't go to that woman's house for dinner, okay meow, we can look in the trash can if we really don't have anything to eat, everything we find in the trash can is better than her house..."

"Don't worry, with this experience, if I don't have a long memory next time, I will be a pig."

Mu Tianyuan stretched out his hand to touch Miao Nv Xia and replied seriously, one loss is enough, who would want to try a second time in the future? Although Mu Tianyuan didn't feel fully recovered the next day, at least it was better than yesterday. It was much stronger, so Mu Tianyuan wandered to the school weakly after breakfast. After arriving at the school, Xiaolan Yuanzi and Yuanzi started their daily gossip activities after caring about Mu Tianyuan's situation. There are so many gossips about Yuanzi, this Yuanzi is gossiping with Mu Tianyuan and Xiaolan with a mysterious face at this time: "You know the Medieval Art Museum, right? I heard that there is an armor in that art museum that can walk by itself Oh! It is said that the owner of the armor died in a battle with the enemy, but he was unwilling, so his soul was attached to the armor. In order to continue to fight the enemy, the armor will be removed every night... in the art gallery Wandering!"

After lying on the table and hearing the urban rumors and gossip that Yuanzi picked up from nowhere, Mu Tianyuan sat up straight and nodded seriously: "Is it an armored warrior who hasn't started his business yet and has yet to settle down?"

Chapter 48 How to test the authenticity of Xiaolan

After finalizing the incident, Mu Tianyuan looked at Yuanzi helplessly and said, "I said Miss, where did you hear this news? Mrs. Aoi from the convenience store in front of the school or Muto from the ramen restaurant Mrs"

Yuanzi likes all kinds of gossip, not only limited to the gossip in the school, she also knows the gossip around her well, and the reason why Yuanzi knows so much gossip is entirely because she has an organization with the same hobbies as her. There are many like-minded comrades with her, that is, what we commonly call eight wives!And Yuanzi has a lofty status in this eight-woman organization. He belongs to the elite backbone and also works part-time as the acting president of the eight-woman club, the head of the intelligence department, and the promotion ambassador... Sometimes Mu Tianyuan even has to Admitting Sonoko and her...like-minded comrades is simply...his greatest rival to become the King of Information!Because the information he got from small animals is often not as rich and comprehensive as that of Yuanzi and the others, because the information of Yuanzi and the others is often processed by them. Mrs. Matsushima on the East Street went to buy a fish an hour ago and eventually turned into a fish. Mrs. Cheng Matsushima has just contracted a fish pond. How can the small animals catch up with this level of evolution! "That's what Mrs. Serino told me,"

Sonoko looked at Mu Tianyuan and Xiaolan with a serious face and replied, then looked around and whispered mysteriously: "It is said that Mrs. Qinye's husband's classmate's brother-in-law's nephew's third uncle's cousin My brother-in-law's neighbor's second uncle's grandson is... working as a security guard on the night shift in that medieval art museum. At that time...he and his other colleague witnessed it with their own eyes! And the story of the owner of the armor is also the story that he later missed. The information knows it!"