Conan: I Know Beast Language

"Yes, yes! Haibara-san is so lucky!"

Mitsuhiko also looked at Huiyuan with envy, while Yuantai said with an extreme expression: "It's not fair, why are we all beaten by our parents, but classmate Huiyuan is fine?"

Originally, according to their thinking, with Mu Tianyuan's cruelty, classmate Huiyuan would definitely be punished:, but now they are all beaten by their parents and nothing happened to Huiyuan, this is unscientific!And more importantly, it's not fair! "After all, classmate Huiyuan is a child of Brother Xiao Mu's friend's family. Brother Xiao Mu must be embarrassed to hit her."

Although Conan is also very envious of Huiyuan's experience, but this can still be analyzed rationally. Conan feels that if he is Mu Tianyuan, it is impossible for him to fight. After all, this is not his own species. Well, people like Uncle Mori... are still a minority!Huiyuan twitched the corners of his mouth twice after hearing what his friends said, and then carefully adjusted his sitting posture. Lucky me, lucky!You simple kids, I just said that Mu Tianyuan didn't beat me up, but I didn't say I didn't get beaten up. After returning home, this guy sneaked up to my sister to complain. I don't know what to say. What, anyway... In the end my sister was quite angry, and then when I received the notification from that bastard Mu Tianyuan and foolishly sent him to my sister, the ending was miserable!This was caught by my sister and she just gave me a meal without saying a word: shoot!What's more important is that at my age, I was actually spanked!But that... unlucky place, I still can't get out!Even if I managed to break free, my sister would be stuck in a corner and beat me up again!As for how miserable the beating was, let me put it this way, I slept on my stomach last night!Because I dare not lie down!Mu Tianyuan didn't know about... the victims' alliance formed by the victims who had been tricked by him. After waking up from a class, he felt in a daze that something was wrong. Opening his eyes, Mu Tianyuan jumped up immediately: "Damn it, what are you bastards trying to do!"

I don't know when Mu Tianyuan was full of classmates, and everyone looked at him with very excited eyes, which made Mu Tianyuan shudder!Mu Tianyuan stood on the stool and swallowed his saliva, looked at the group of classmates who looked at them with malicious intentions and said in shock, "I said, I haven't done anything bad recently, why are you all joining together to attack me?"

Mu Tianyuan thought that he was finally so angry that all the students in the class united to attack him... "Student Mu, what are you talking about, we are all classmates, everyone just wants to care about you."

A girl in the class looked at Mu Tianyuan with an obasan smile and replied quite fake, Mu Tianyuan opened the window silently and said: "Miss Xiaobayachuan, secretly said to me that you look like a forty-year-old aunt I apologize to you for this, but I still insist on my point of view about your figure like a four-year-old 4, and you just look like a forty-year-old, but please don't act like a forty-year-old slut Are you staring at me?"

Kobayakawa: "..."

"Obasan, you scared our little Mu classmate!"

At this time, another girl in the class pushed Kobayakawa aside, then looked at Mu Tianyuan with a smile on her face and said, "Xiao Mu..."

Before the girl finished speaking, Mu Tianyuan swallowed his saliva and said, "Sister Xia Yuan, I was wrong, I shouldn't have secretly stuffed your love letter to Qiumu into Qiumu's desk last time, but you have to know that I It’s also to help you. You haven’t had the courage to write this for a week. I’m worried. If you don’t give him Qiumu, how do you know that you have a crush on him since you were five years old? If it were me, the child would be six years old. By the way, elder sister, you matured early enough! You knew you wanted a man when you were five years old. When I was five years old, I was always thinking about how to grab Xinyi’s lollipop!"

Student Xia Yuan: "..."

It was only after a long time that Mu Tianyuan figured out why almost all the students in the class were surrounding him at this moment, it was not because he was too angry and others complained and the whole class went to attack him collectively. The reason is that all the classmates came to hope to find Mu Tianyuan to get them an autograph for them thanks to the gift of the eight-year-old mother-in-law Yuan!The reason why I said it was a gift from Yuanzi was because this guy was bragging for Mu Tianyuan there. Yuanzi explained to the students the reason why Mu Tianyuan was able to get the autographed tape. In the narrative, the relationship between Mu Tianyuan and —— is very old. According to Yuanzi, Mu Tianyuan actually knew —— a long time ago. The relationship is so good that Mu Tianyuan even drank blood with them under the cherry blossom tree in Mihua Park. I ended up with Jinlan. Yesterday, after knowing that his elder brother and second brother had been kidnapped, he picked up the Zhangba Snake Spear and knocked down two vicious little gangsters, and then sent his elder brother and second brother back to the concert site... In the end, Mu Tianyuan directly asked his elder brother and second brother to help his little friend to get autographed tapes, and—without...hesitating, he gave Mu Tianyuan two sets, and the lead singer Minami Takayama even shot it boldly. Mu Tianyuan said that if anyone still wants to come to them!As much as you want!The story was so exaggerated, those who didn’t know thought Yuanzi saw it with his own eyes, but it just so happened that the students in the class really thought Yuanzi saw it with his own eyes, so they all gathered here... "By the way, why do I sound like Taoyuan?" Three knots, this gardener has watched the Three Kingdoms recently, right?"

Mu Tianyuan sat back in his seat after knowing that his classmates were not here to attack him. After he figured it out, Mu Tianyuan was silent for a long time and then scratched his head and said in doubt. The little fox flicked his tail and said: " Yes, third master, what are your plans next?"

Mu Tianyuan was silent for a long time and replied solemnly: "I plan to find our master with my elder brother and second brother, and then we will guarantee him to go to Jia's mansion to worship Buddha and seek scriptures. Of course, there will be one hundred and eight evil spirits along the way The monsters came out and wanted to tie our master to Liangshan to join the group, but I believe that our three brothers will definitely defeat their plot to force girls into prostitution!"

The little fox flicked his tail and said solemnly: "I wish you four masters and apprentices to defeat the Liao army, and then the old Linggong's spirit in heaven will be gratified!"

Just when Mu Tianyuan vowed to follow General Li Jing to sweep the Xiongnu and never let them survive the fourth year of Zhenguan, the students in the class began to talk eagerly and asked Mu Tianyuan to help them find—to sign, Those who have a relationship, those that have many benefits, those that are seductive, in short, there are all kinds of styles. To be honest, for...the seductive Mu Tianyuan originally wanted to agree, but when he saw the stupid face of that bastard in Zhongdao Afterwards, Mu Tianyuan couldn't help throwing the Zhongdao girl into the trash can. As for the other two who wanted to seduce Mu Tianyuan, they weren't men anymore. Man...Using Mu Tianyuan's words, if I accept the dedication of these two girls, I don't know who will take advantage! "Stop, stop!"

Mu Tianyuan's head was getting bigger from the quarrel, and he waved his hand a little madly, and then after the students quieted down, Mu Tianyuan looked at the classmates helplessly and said: "All benefactors, it's not that I don't Willing to help you, it’s really that I’m not as familiar with that... as Master Yuan said! Really, I’m not lying to you! Those who are married to Jinlan and so on are all boasted by Master Yuan. I have no conscience before yesterday. I don’t know who they are, but I’m in love with them! I’ll show you the way, you go to Lord Lan, the one raised by Lord Lan… The pets are familiar with them, and they performed with them on the same stage yesterday Well, you go and beg Lord Lan to ask Conan to help you. By the way, a friendly reminder, it’s best to buy a few packs of chocolate-flavored dog food for Lord Lan to pass on to Conan. He loves this. If you don’t know where to buy it I can help you, I have it in my store, and I will give you a [-]% discount!"

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Originally, the students in the class wanted Mu Tianyuan to help them get autographs after hearing the gossip from Yuanzi. It should be very simple to sign, maybe you can get to know them through Mu Tianyuan's recommendation, but who knows that Mu Tianyuan said that he is not familiar with them, but the person who is familiar with them is Xiaolan's pet Conan and even Mu Tianyuan told them that they wanted to sign to find Conan, and the students in the class started to look at each other.

At the beginning, the students in the class didn't quite believe Mu Tianyuan's words. After all, they had known Mu Tianyuan for quite a long time. Having been pawned by Mu Tianyuan's dog, now that Mu Tianyuan said it, they subconsciously put a question mark in their hearts. This grandson won't fool us again, right? "Really, I can swear on this point, I just met them yesterday Yeah, let me tell you, I didn't know until yesterday - what the hell!"

Mu Tianyuan looked helplessly at the students around him who were staring at him suspiciously, spread their hands and replied, and at the same time whispered to the little fox through the dedicated line: "What do you think this is, I finally said something To be honest, they don't even believe it, as expected, it's really hard to mess around now!"

"That's because you have lied to them too many times."

The little fox pointed out the crux of the problem straight to the point. If only you could fool them a few times less in normal times, wouldn’t they believe you now that you tell the truth? “Who made them so naive? letter,"

Mu Tianyuan didn't just... didn't feel that he had done something wrong, but replied plausibly, and then Mu Tianyuan said: "Besides, I did it for their benefit. You must know that people's hearts have long been lost in today's society. , full of lies, deceit and betrayal, I also want to let them know that in the future, they will be more careful when encountering people and troubles, so as to save people from being deceived and not knowing what's going on."

Mu Tianyuan felt that he was doing a good deed, letting them understand the cruelty of society in advance!This is immeasurable merit!Just when Mu Tianyuan was talking to the little fox, a classmate in the class looked at Mu Tianyuan half-believingly and said: "What you said is true, you didn't lie to us this time."

"Why did I lie to you about this?"

When Mu Tianyuan heard this, he looked at that classmate helplessly, while the other classmate crossed his arms and stared at Mu Tianyuan and said, "Of course it was for fun! When you lied to us before, it was all for fun, wasn't it?"

"Uh... Anyway, I really didn't lie to you this time. Think about it, if I really know this kind of big star very well, do I need to hide it now?"

Mu Tianyuan pondered for a while, and then simply slid past the question that made him feel a little embarrassed. After looking at the students with a sincere face, he replied, and then Mu Tianyuan said: "There is more, Who do you want to tell you this news, Mr. Yuan! It’s not like you don’t know Mr. Yuan. You spread all kinds of unreliable gossip all day long. How much of her news is true? If you still don’t believe it, you can ask Lord Lan, listen to what Lord Lan said!"

"It makes sense!"

After hearing Mu Tianyuan mention that Yuanzi's gossip news is unreliable, the students all whispered to each other. Yuanzi can be said to be the most well-informed in their class, but the problem is that Yuanzi's news is often of the kind... Exaggerated narration, so under normal circumstances you have to remove more than half of Yuanzi’s news to restore the truth.

Another reason why the students believed that Mu Tianyuan might be telling the truth this time was Xiaolan. Xiaolan was an honest gentleman in their class, and she would not exaggerate like Yuanzi, nor would she be like Mu Tianyuan. Tianyuan is full of lies, and Xiaolan is always seeking truth from facts, one is...one two...,...that is two two, she will never lie and deceive others, now that Mu Tianyuan can pull Xiaolan out Testifying for him means that it is very likely that what Mu Tianyuan said is... the truth!After discussing this for a long time, Kobayakawa looked at Mu Tianyuan with a smile and said, "So we made a mistake?"

"Yeah, I already said that!"

Mu Tianyuan nodded repeatedly, then waved his hands at his classmates and said, "Okay, you guys hurry to find Master Lan, I'm going to sleep."

After speaking, Mu Tianyuan lay down on the table, but instead of running to find Xiaolan, the students still surrounded Mu Tianyuan. Seeing this situation, Mu Tianyuan was a little puzzled and said, "Why are you still here?" Ah, your hobby of watching me sleep is too perverted, and I can’t sleep if you are like this, okay, why are you going!”

Kobayakawa looked at Mu Tianyuan with a smirk while moving his hands and feet: "Hehe, Mu, since you don't want to sign the autograph, shouldn't we talk about the thing about you saying bad things about me behind my back?"

Xia Yuan also looked at Mu Tianyuan with a sinister smile: "Yeah, we also need to talk about the fact that you gave my love letter to Qiu Mu privately."

"There's also the matter of you stealing my bento!"

"Secretly hiding my homework!"

"..."

I knew before that those bastards who did this guy did not pursue it because I still expected him to ask for a signature, but now since this guy really can't help them get a signature, then we have to settle the account!Mu Tianyuan looked around at the classmates who were moving their hands and feet while grinning grinningly as they looked at their enthusiastic students, and couldn't help but swallowed, and then said with a dry smile, "Can't we talk about things if we have something to say?"

"go to hell!"

The students collectively uttered their roars, Mu Tianyuan saw the situation and yelled, picked up the little fox and swiftly ran outside by the window he had opened, then Mu Tianyuan turned back while running Watching the students chasing after Hu Hu La La shouted loudly: "Fuck me! What are you doing!"

"Stop! You bastard! How dare you say that I look like Obasan, I want to kill you!"

Kobayakawa is a trainer just like Xiaolan, except that Xiaolan practices karate while she practices judo. Although the combat power is not as strong as Lanye's, it is quite powerful, and it belongs to the high school competition. The one who won the ranking in the middle school..., this skill is also quite agile, so she is also one of the few who jumped out of the window at the first time, and at this time she was chasing after her with murderous intent. For a young and beautiful seventeen-year-old girl, people say she looks like a 4-year-old Obasan, and her body is complained about as being four years old. Although Kobayakawa admits that she is a little thinner, she is not that thin !If it wasn't for Mu Tianyuan's help to get the autograph just now, classmate Xiaobaochuan would have fought against Mu Tianyuan a long time ago. Now that this guy is useless, why not take revenge! "You think I'm stupid! There are so many of you, why should I stand still and wait to die!"

While running with the little fox in his arms, Mu Tianyuan replied loudly. As soon as Mu Tianyuan finished speaking, Xia Yuan from the Kendo club rushed out with a mop: "Do you think you can't die like this! Mu Tianyuan !You are dead!"

"No, I think I still need to be rescued!"

Mu Tianyuan yelled as he stepped on the flower bed and galloped, everyone has a desire to survive, and Mu Tianyuan's desire to survive at this time is unprecedentedly strong, whoever is behind him is chased by twenty or thirty people... what!Mu Tianyuan murmured to the little fox while running: "I knew these guys were here to attack me! Sure enough, I opened the window at the beginning... That's right! By the way, these guys are too violent Bar!"

"It's all your fault that you don't practice virtue, okay, but don't be so angry and complain that you are being chased by so many people now?"