Conan: I Know Beast Language

"You idiot, can't you see it's all charcoal!"

Mu Tianyuan was so angry that he gave a quick glance, then looked at the empty bowl that was originally used to hold meat and said with twitching corners of his mouth, "You roasted all the meat."

"Yeah, but I can't control the heat well, so I failed a few times."

Kaito scratched his head in embarrassment, then looked at the grilled meat on the grill with regret and said: "So, these... can't be eaten either."

Mu Tianyuan looked down at the charcoal in the trash can, twitching the corner of his mouth and said to Kaidou, "I'm telling you, that means you don't taste good, otherwise I really want to roast you..."

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Don't mention how helpless Mu Tianyuan looks at Kaidou now, damn it, it was enough for them to eat a meal and there is rich meat because of Kaidou's misfortune, all of them went into the trash bin now, Mu Tianyuan now Quite want to roast Kaito! "Hehe, hehe, just prepare some more."

Kuai Dou smiled dryly and then looked at Mu Tianyuan and said, Mu Tianyuan rolled his eyes and Kuai Dou said, "The problem is that is the only meat in my house, if you want to eat barbecue, you can lie down on the grill by yourself !"

"Is there no more meat!"

Kuai Dou was surprised when he heard Mu Tianyuan's words. He really wants to eat barbecue right now. He wasn't actually greedy at first, but the key is that he couldn't help but become greedy after seeing what Mu Tianyuan prepared. , but now there is no meat!What's wrong with this "hehe..."

Mu Tianyuan glanced at Kuai Dou with a smile on his face, and for five minutes, Mu Tianyuan and the others squatted in front of the barbecue grill, while Kuai Dou sniffed and said, "Actually, I don't want to eat baked potatoes..."

"When you said this while swallowing your saliva, you didn't have any convincing power at all, you know?"

Mu Tianyuan turned pale, took a quick look and complained angrily, and then Mu Tianyuan continued: "And you think I want to eat baked potatoes? The meat is all your disaster, it makes you go up and lie down and you don't go home There's nothing else I don't bake potatoes for!"

Then Mu Tianyuan looked at Kuai Dou and said, "What are you doing here at night?"

"I'll bring you furniture..."

Hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, Kuai Dou's face was filled with depression. When he mentioned this matter, Kuai Dou's boss was unhappy. After stealing the furniture from Mu Tianyuan's house yesterday, he was still waiting to see Mu Tianyuan's furious appearance, but It turned out that Mu Tianyuan didn't make any movement at all, not only didn't call the door, he didn't even make a phone call, and more importantly, Kuaidou specially made a lot of organ arrangements in order to welcome Mu Tianyuan, and then he waited. Waiting at home to see Mu Tianyuan's stupid look after he got the trick, but it turned out that Mu Tianyuan didn't come, but Qing Zi came running, and in the end, Qing Zi was all hit... The final result was...Kai Dou was almost covered in blood. Qingzi, who was drenched in flour and looked like a tenderloin about to be fried, was beaten to death... After venting his anger, Qingzi knew that the things that Kuaito arranged were all for Mu Tianyuan, and he knew that Kuaito did this After the reason, he showed the aura of Mrs. Kuroba's housekeeper and ordered Kaito to quickly send the furniture back to Mu Tianyuan. Kaito was very reluctant, but when faced with the fried pork loin that was almost like an active volcano, Mrs. Kuroba Kaito would not ...Happy or aggrieved, I can only send it back to Mu Tianyuan.

In fact, Kuai Dou really wanted to move Mu Tianyuan's furniture and then go back and tell Mrs. Heiyu that he had delivered it safely, but Mrs. Heiyu had already thought of this kind of operation. Call to confirm the situation!When Kuai Dou heard this, he suggested that after Mu Tianyuan received it, let Mu Tianyuan call Qingzi to confirm that the delivery was successful. Dou made up Mu Tianyuan's voice to lie to her!Then, Kaidou's last little thought was also shattered, and he could only send it back to Mu Tianyuan aggrieved, because he was really not sure about stealing his cell phone from Mu Tianyuan! "Tsk, you've been domestically abused again, why don't you go to the husband's union for help? A husband's union like you who has been domestically abused every now and then will definitely take care of it. At that time, the staff of the husband's union will go to you with the aunt of your street office. The family does work for Qingzi."

Mu Tianyuan didn't feel the joy after returning home from the furniture at all. Instead, he looked at Kaidou with sympathy. A good old man was raped every now and then. What kind of life is this kid living? He did it himself, but it still makes people—gloating! "It's useless,"

The little fox squatting on the side flicked its tail and said to Mu Tianyuan, and then the little fox explained: "Don't forget, this is Japan, there is no husband's union or street office here, so poor Kaito has nowhere to ask for help! "

"Poor Kaito seems to have to divorce now..."

After hearing what the little fox said, Mu Tianyuan looked at Kaidou with more sympathy, this is still not enough... perfect, otherwise Kaidou would not be unable to ask for help.

Then Mu Tianyuan patted Kuaidou on the shoulder and said, "Although there is a saying that it is better to tear down ten temples than break up a single marriage, but your situation is too special, so I think you should hurry, I know a very Good lawyer, I can introduce you to you, and I can give you a discount by mentioning my name at that time, but I don’t know if my outlook on life is "the life of an old lady is not divorced, only widowed"

, if that’s the case—I know a few filthy girls, bah, they’re witches!You don't have to worry about doing things. If you think the few witches I know are not enough...professional, I can hire a professional witch for you. Absolutely professional, it belongs to the kind...the kind that can fly into the sky on a broom ...!In addition, I also know where the cemetery can gather spirits, and people can become ghosts after death. At that time, I can suggest that you can continue to live in another form, and as far as I know, at least one of them is If you have achieved success in cultivation but are not willing to reincarnate, you can play with her at that time. "

Kaito: "...you go away!"

Damn, it's a shame you figured out how to find a witch!Why, since such a custom has existed, I haven’t heard of a witch being used to perform rituals. Damn, you can find me a chicken girl who is better than a witch!Also, do you think you are the only one who knows where spirits can be gathered? I also know which cemetery can gather spirits, okay?After all, I have encountered it before!More importantly, if this is the case, why the hell should I get a divorce!You don't even think about it, just rely on my guts--how dare I!After eating the delicious baked potatoes, Mu Tianyuan first drove a van parked at the door to the yard, and then followed the reluctant Kaidou to remove all the furniture from the van They all moved out, and then Mu Tianyuan patted Kuai Dou and said politely: "Drink some water before leaving."

Kaito: "I..."

Mu Tianyuan: "Oh, why don't you just leave without drinking water?"

Kaito: "Who..."

Mu Tianyuan: "By the way, why are you going back?"

Kaito: "You..."

Mu Tianyuan: "Do you have any change for taking the bus?"

Kaito: "I..."

Mu Tianyuan: "Yes, that's good. I won't keep you when it's getting late, so you should leave quickly! Let's get together later, and we won't see you off!"

Seeing the closed courtyard door, Kuaidou stood there silent for a long time, and then sighed hoarsely: "Mu Tianyuan, you bastard!"

Damn it, from the beginning to the end you are just... talking to yourself there, okay!Who told you that you didn't drink water, who told you I was leaving, who told you that I was going to take the bus, and, why don't you return the car to me!I borrowed it from Grandpa Terai, and he still expects the cart to be loaded!Hello!How dare you open the door, bastard!After going to school the next day, Mariko was still withered, the key is because she sang so heartbreakingly the day before, and this guy's voice is still hoarse!Regarding this, Mu Tianyuan didn't know what to say except... sympathy for his side, but Mu Tianyuan was very confident about... Yuanzi, because he believed that Master Yuan would recover in a short time. The voice, and the heart, too!Sure enough, Master Yuan completely recovered within two days. Not only did his throat heal, but his spirit also recovered. The reason is... This guy found another handsome guy who was said to be a handsome guy on the Internet. After hearing the good news about Yuanzi Mu Tianyuan shrugged his shoulders and muttered to Conan who was going to school together in a team: "Look, I said that as long as you find a handsome guy, she will be fine."

Conan: "Hehe..."

A few days later, Mu Tianyuan lay down on the sofa and had a very serious discussion with the little fox about the esoteric issue of time. Mu Tianyuan said with a serious face: "You said this is the new year. what?"

"It should be counted. You see, it's already past New Year's Day."

The little fox flicked his tail and replied very seriously, Mu Tianyuan scratched his head when he heard this, and said, "I always feel that this New Year's Day is too difficult, how many springs, summers, autumns and winters have passed before it comes here what……"

The little fox nodded, then looked at Mu Tianyuan and said, "Yeah, it's really hard-won, so, in such a hard-won important festival, do you really plan to stay at home all day without going out to do something?" What do you need to know, this is the New Year's Day once every few years!"

Mu Tianyuan was silent for a while, then shook his head resolutely: "I'm not going anywhere, I want to make up for my three views that I thought were hard as iron at home, and I need to think about why it's New Year's Day The neighborhood committee didn't notify me, why am I so unpopular!"

Today, after waking up in the morning, Mu Tianyuan turned on the TV as usual for background music, but he received an important news, that is, today is New Year's Day!For...Japanese, New Year's Day is... New Year's Day, which belongs to the kind of... very important and important festival. It is a good day for the Spring Festival travel, and it is a good day for all the holidays and the whole country to make trouble!After hearing the news, Mu Tianyuan was completely dumbfounded. He almost threw away the pot in his hand. This is the second New Year's Day he has spent since he crossed over. Conan had passed a New Year's Day before, and after countless springs, summers, autumns and winters, he finally ushered in the second New Year's Day in this world!The only problem is that the teacher said yesterday that the monthly exam is coming, so why is the annual holiday suddenly taken today!If it wasn't for watching TV, I would be so stupid to go to school and prepare to show off again to keep the bottom one in my grade! [Thanks to: 101 points from Hezhi's hand covering the sky]

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The weird timeline of the world of Conan has always been something that Mu Tianyuan and the little fox can't understand at all. You said that the magical little pill invented by Huiyuan can make people smaller, although it's a bit miraculous, but at least you can go It can be explained scientifically, but when Conan becomes smaller, the time axis becomes distorted, which cannot be explained by science, even you can’t explain it clearly from metaphysics!But today, after countless springs, summers, autumns and winters, New Year's Day, which we don't take seriously if we don't have a holiday, the New Year, which the Japanese value very much, has arrived quietly!And it arrived very suddenly, for... Mu Tianyuan and the others really didn't have the slightest precautions, and they didn't even have the slightest worry, so they just arrived like this!If Mu Tianyuan hadn't inherited his father's habit of waking up in the morning and turning on the TV to play the news as the background music, he would have foolishly picked up his small schoolbag, hugged the little fox, and yawned to go to school now!Because, the teacher said yesterday that there is an exam today! "I just realized that Haibara is not only a great winner of the Chernobyl Medicine Prize, but also a great master of time..."

Mu Tianyuan lay on the sofa with his face resting on the pillow while watching those...he had been admiring the performances of Japanese dolls who couldn't do it all the time, and said with emotion, it was a bit uncomfortable for the little fox to let the meow girl play with her tail. Looking at Mu Tianyuan in solution, he said, "What kind of title is Master Time? Why does it sound like I'm on the same level as the inheritors of folk traditional crafts who tell fortunes and look at Fengshui on the bridge?"

Mu Tianyuan yawned and replied, "That belongs to Master Destiny and part-time wandering entertainer, and Hui Yuan is a serious time warper!"

After hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, the little fox looked at Mu Tianyuan in admiration and said, "Your words are too profound, and I still don't quite understand them. Why don't you explain them to me in detail, or I don't know what you mean at all. What are you talking about again!"

The little fox didn't understand a sentence, even though he knew what Mu Tianyuan said every word and how to write it, but at this moment she could only say that she didn't understand!What the hell kind of job is this time warper? Is it a hidden job? "Did you forget that the time warp phenomenon started from the moment Conan became smaller?"

Mu Tianyuan glanced at the little fox and reminded him, the little fox nodded when he heard this, then gritted his teeth and said, "I remember, if it wasn't for that...damn Conan became smaller and distorted time, we two were poor at the time Are you so poor that you almost go to the street to beg for food?"

How could the little fox forget it? If it wasn't for Conan Day's Conan becoming smaller, the time would also be distorted by the way. As for the poor who want to pay living expenses, it becomes: nowhere in sight!As for their big pancake rolls and steamed buns every day, the steamed buns are just flower rolls. If it weren't for Mu Tianyuan who had learned several kinds of pasta making methods in the cooking class, they would have died!If it wasn't for the time warp, she would still get three meals for eating a roast chicken, and the chicken bones would lose any meat, so she reluctantly threw two mouthfuls of noodle pancakes!If it weren't for the time warp, they would go to dig wild vegetables and come back to make all kinds of vegetarian wild vegetable buns!If it weren't for the time warp, they would still go to the beach to pick up crabs the size of Go and come back to make soup!If it wasn't for the time warp, they would have gone to Xiaojiaolan's house to grab a meal!If it weren't for the time distortion, they would go out to make up superheroes and go out to fight for righteousness, rob the rich and help the poor, block the road and fight against robbery!What is the reason for all the hardships they have suffered and these... sins!Isn't it all because of Conan, Conan Day's Conan, because of his idleness, he had to... go follow Gin and them like a moron, and then they were made smaller!If it hadn't been for him getting smaller, they would almost beg for food!So if the little fox forgets who he has a grudge against, he will never forget it!After finishing speaking, the little fox suddenly shook his ears and looked at Mu Tianyuan in surprise: "I know what you mean! You mean that the little pill invented by No. 2 not only made Conan smaller, but also twisted it so much." time!"