Conan: I Know Beast Language

Mu Tianyuan shook his head affirmatively, then looked at Kuai Dou and said, "Do you know that all things have mutual generation and mutual restraint, and in some ancient books of our country, passed down orally from generation to generation, In many supernatural film and television works, boy urine can ward off evil spirits! This is the crystallization of the wisdom of the ancient working people of our country on... dealing with evil things! So, boy, fight quickly, go! This trick is guaranteed to be better than you to cheat money The so-called master consecration artifact from the shrine is really effective!"

Kaito: "...I always feel like you're teasing me..."

"Do you think I still have time to tease you now?"

Mu Tianyuan gave Kuai Dou an angry look, then pointed at the plaster ghost that was slowly approaching and said, "If we can't solve this guy, we will all die! I'm not afraid of death, but I don't want to be so aggrieved by death, let alone I still have a lot of things to do, and I can't implicate the little fox Maple Leaf and Huiyuan, so the only way to survive is... Kill him! Then we can get out alive! Do you think I might be with you? Are you playing with you at this time?"

"But is it really reliable?"

Kuai Dou was stunned for a moment when he heard Mu Tianyuan say this, and finally gritted his teeth and asked with a face full of embarrassment. Mu Tianyuan shrugged: "Boy urine and black dog blood are both used to destroy evil. Now that Conan is not here, we can only It's all right, don't hesitate, I'll hold him back, you go pee quickly!"

"All right!"

Kaidou took a deep breath, nodded vigorously, ran to the back corner of some cabinets, and started making the evil props that Mu Tianyuan said. Mu Tianyuan moved along the cabinets to the ground, leaning on the giant sword to watch Holding the plaster cast like a ghost, he muttered: "Grandson, today you will either die or...you will die. Let me see how long you can last!"

"I'm as tired as a grandson, so stop talking harshly here, okay?"

The little fox looked at Mu Tianyuan with some helplessness. If this guy hadn't been pale and needed to lean on a sword to stand firm, it would be fine to say that, but now he is almost tired to become a grandson and why is he yelling about this!And Mu Tianyuan shrugged, then leaned back on the cabinet and sat down: "I'm actually just... just talking casually."

Chapter Seven hundred and twentieth You have the ability to still be a hairy thief Kidd? !

When Kuaidou was working hard to make the evil-breaking water, the little fox looked at Mu Tianyuan and asked, "I said, do you really think this will work? Let's not talk about whether this simple method of boy's urine is effective or not, it's just... ...This boy is a bit over the age, how can I remember that there is an age limit for...boys? But Kaito, he is already seventeen! Can he really be called a boy?"

As a person who is familiar with the Four Books and Five Classics, the little fox knows about boy urine. At least the most familiar medical book "Compendium of Materia Medica" once mentioned the medicinal value of boy urine.

But there are still requirements for children's urine, some require children before the full moon, some require children under the age of ten, and some are under the age of twelve if the conditions are more relaxed, but Kaito is the most lenient one. He is required to be over the age of five years!This is even if the urine of a boy is really effective. Can the urine of an over-age boy still be effective! "There are different requirements for boy pee everywhere. In the end, as long as you are a virgin, Kaito just meets the requirements, so you can only count on him! Besides, I heard that virgins have expired, but I I haven’t heard that virgins have an expiry date! Kaidou, this boy can be regarded as aged, maybe the effect will be better, and no one said that aged boy’s urine is useless!”

Sitting on the cabinet and looking at the plaster ghost, Mu Tianyuan replied, the customs are different in different places and the requirements are naturally different!Now that time is running out, we can only relax the conditions! "Hey! I can't fill it up! How about you help me too"

At this moment, Kaito's embarrassing voice came from the dark corner, that... the jar is not small, no matter how big Kaito's bladder is, there is no way to fill such a jar! "Don't be funny, I'm not a virgin for a long time, what can I do to help, or if you keep controlling, maybe you can collect some more or you can drink some water and replenish it"

After Mu Tianyuan heard Kaidou's request for help, he rolled his eyes and refused without hesitation, "Are you kidding, this boy's requirements are so strict, how can I help you!"If I help out, what if I ruin Kaito's achievements!If Kaito's efforts alone are useless in the end, he can still throw the blame on Kuaito and call him a counterfeit, but if he helps out and the evil is not effective, wouldn't he have to take the blame himself?You can't do this kind of thing yourself!Kaito: "...I didn't hear that there are new additions..."

"Kai Dou, hurry up, it really doesn't matter how much you have, I can't take it anymore!"

Mu Tianyuan also knew that his request was a bit embarrassing for Kuai Dou, so he could only helplessly shook his head and shouted at Kuai Dou, Kuai Dou sighed when he heard Mu Tianyuan's words, and passed After a while, he ran back with the...four to five million yen jar with an awkward expression on his face, and then Kuaidou looked at Mu Tianyuan who was sitting in the cabinet and started eating again, and then looked at the lost The head turned into a turtle speed again, and now at least three meters away from them, the plaster statue that was trekking with difficulty said: "You can't take it anymore."

Damn, I haven't heard the sound of your fighting all this time, so I just said it's wrong, as expected, you're fooling me again! "Yeah, I eat too much, I can't take it anymore."

Mu Tianyuan hiccupped and replied, and then Mu Tianyuan looked at the jar in Kuai Dou's hand and said: "Kai Dou, thank you for your hard work! If it works later, you will be able to do it later! Go out and blow it with someone!"

Kaito: "Oh..."

It would be fine if I used other means to do it myself, but in this situation, I am really embarrassed!If I tell others in the future that I killed a plaster-like ghost with a piss of a boy, how good is it? "Calm down, just treat it as going to the hospital for a urine test."

Haibara could see Kaito's embarrassment, so he calmly spoke to comfort Kaito, what's the matter with this, urine test is among the things that need to be tested when going to the hospital for a physical examination, okay?So it's not a problem!Immediately afterwards, Huiyuan looked at Mu Tianyuan and said, "Speaking of which, you are really sure that your method will work."

Kuai Dou also looked at Mu Tianyuan and asked again, although Mu Tianyuan seemed to be swearing in his promise before, but it's a bit hard to say, what the hell, this embarrassing method didn't work, why did they! "To tell you the truth, in fact, I don't have a clue, anyway... Our side has such a legend, and I have never used it. After all, I have never met such an opponent. More importantly, I am no longer a boy. , how would I know!"

Mu Tianyuan looked at Kaidou, then at Huiyuan, and finally confessed the truth with a shrug.

After hearing Mu Tianyuan's answer, both Kaidou and Huiyuan were speechless, especially Kaidou, who was speechless and at the same time kind of crap, oh, it's been working together for a long time, and Mu Tianyuan didn't even think about it. Spectrum too!Since you don't have a clue, don't say it!Look, how embarrassed I am now! "But, I think that the so-called folk remedies can cure serious illnesses. Although most of the folk remedies are ineffective and can even make people's illnesses worse, they are still useful occasionally. Besides, we can only do nothing now. The living horse doctor came to try it, I hope my ancestors didn't fool me."

No wait: Kaito complained and Mu Tianyuan shrugged at Kaito and Huiyuan, and Kaito nodded slightly after pondering for a while, and then said: "But what if it doesn't work?"

"Um……"

Mu Tianyuan pondered for a while, then looked at Kaidou very seriously and replied: "That way at least you won't be spanked before you die, right?"

Kaito: "..."

Damn, this is really good news..."Just kidding,"

Mu Tianyuan waved his hand, and then said: "If it's useless, we can only go into the passage and go around in circles with him, and then we'll fight him when I'm almost recovered, or if it really doesn't work, we'll stick to it until dawn, maybe by then When the game time is up, he has to be forced to log off."

Mu Tianyuan really has nothing to do now, he can only hope that he recovers his strength or that the dawn ghost needs to rest.

"All right!"

Kaidou took a deep breath and nodded, then looked at Mu Tianyuan and said, "What should I do now?"

"It's simple, take your ... four to five million yuan, pour him with the urinal, or just use the urinal to smear him in the face, oh, he has no face now, then smear him all over."

Mu Tianyuan calmly watched Kaidou guide him. In fact, Mu Tianyuan really didn't have the nerve to say that he still needs to teach such trivial matters by himself!This is the best way to deal with it! "……ok, I get it……"

Kaito pondered for a while, then nodded again with a weird and serious expression to show that he understood, then gestured with his urinal and said, "Do it now."

"Wait a minute, I'll slow down for a while... At least I have to give... him a chance to combo, or the physical ability to run."

Mu Tianyuan shook his head to stop the impatient Kaidou. After changing several resting places, Mu Tianyuan, who was standing in front of the passageway and ready to run at any time, solemnly nodded to Kaidou and said, "Do it!" Bar!"

"it is good!"

Kaito also nodded very solemnly, and then Kaito took his exorcism container and walked towards the plaster ghost who was struggling towards them in the center of the hall. Tianyuan suddenly said: "Kai Dou, I suggest you don't use splash ones, in case you accidentally get something disgusting on your hands!"

Kaito: "...can you stop being so disgusting!"

In the end, Kaidou hesitated for a while and chose a more secure method, that is to throw the container along with it, isn't it a urinal of four or five million yuan!My young master Kuai Dou still lacks this!As long as I am willing, if I work harder, I can even make a gold and diamond-encrusted urinal!Kuaidou's throwing technique was still very accurate. The container and the evil-breaking water in the container hit the plaster-like ghost accurately, and then a scene that surprised Mu Tianyuan and the others appeared. The place where the gypsum ghost was hit was like a high-strength corrosive liquid, emitting white smoke while corroding rapidly, and it even spread towards the surroundings! "Damn it, it's really effective, Kuai Dou, did you pee strong acid!"

Mu Tianyuan stared dumbfounded at the scene in front of him, not to mention how shocking he was. He had an idea that popped up all of a sudden. This is all ready to turn around and run, but who knew that this would be so effective!And it's not just ordinary, it's very remarkable. This can only be said, fight your kidneys! "No, strong acid doesn't have this effect either..."

Huiyuan knew how to do it, he looked at the unlucky plaster ghost in shock and replied subconsciously, and then Huiyuan said in a maddened way: "This is unscientific!"

Chemistry teacher, come out and explain to me what's going on!This is completely different from what you taught me back then! "I'm a good boy. Sure enough, the things passed down from the ancestors are useful, but this is too useful!"

The little fox was also shocked. She originally thought that Mu Tianyuan's trick could not be successful. After all, it was a simple method, and it could only be said to be a folk legend, but now that the legend has become true, the little fox said that he was really a little bit of a fool for a while. I can't accept this truth..."I'm so good"

To say that the person who was most shocked by the situation in front of him belonged to Kaito who was the instigator. He was even more shocked than Mu Tianyuan and the others at this time. He looked down at his lower body in disbelief, and then fell into a long thought. I turned out to be so powerful!Mu Tianyuan said seriously: "No, you are not great, you are simply invincible! From today onwards, you will be the acid urine god Kuroba Kaito! In addition, I would like to say that if you have this ability, you should still be a Hairy Thief Kidd!"