Conan: I Know Beast Language

"Okay, let's go."

Kaito looked at Mu Tianyuan's depressed face and patted Mu Tianyuan's shoulder and said, Mu Tianyuan reluctantly glanced at that... the old castle pile where his treasures were buried, and shed tears at the end Farewell: "Goodbye, my baby, I will miss you later..."

"I advise you not to think about it anymore, because every time you think about it, your heart will hurt."

Huiyuan heard Mu Tianyuan's words immediately.

Enlightenment, let go of what should be put, why always cling to memories? This will only recall the pain again and again, and ignore the happiness around you! "Hey, there are nine hardships in life, birth, old age, sickness and death, parting from love, long-term resentment, can't ask for it, can't let it go, and take less!"

Mu Tianyuan followed Kuai Dou weakly and sighed while walking, Kuai Dou shook his head helplessly when he saw Mu Tianyuan like this, and said, "Okay, it's a big deal next time I'll look for some treasures there, It’s time for me to take you there.”

"Don't! I appreciate your kindness, but next time there is... such a thing, don't take me with you. I figured it out. Let's get together and want to do something. Nothing good!"

Mu Tianyuan shook his head quickly when he heard Kuai Dou's words, and then Mu Tianyuan said with a depressed face: "It's a good treasure hunt. It turned into a slayer, and I even met the Iron Man from the ghost world. I almost got rid of the demon and failed to get the three of us in, so I think, let’s forget about the treasure hunt. If your bladder can bear it, my little heart may not be able to bear it. There are three supernatural events, two of which are still with you, if this happens a few more times, I think I should retire early."

Also treasure hunt!You haven't had enough of this loss, have you?This time I met a plaster ghost who knows how to wear an exoskeleton, who knows what kind of ghost I will meet next time!What if you encounter a reckless man who will change color, become taller, and become brainless when you get angry, and then wear boxers to kill yourself? What if you encounter a hammer... What to do if you can spin silk!More importantly, what if they meet to form an alliance!At that time, Kuaidou, the sour god of urine, will have to kneel down, okay?

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"Xiao Mu, what's wrong with you?"

This morning in Class 2 of the famous Didan High School, Xiaolan and Yuanzi were all surprised when they saw Mu Tianyuan, who had a Band-Aid on his face, and gauze on his palm, entered the classroom. After Xiaolan finished asking Yuanzi also looked at Mu Tianyuan in surprise and said, "What's going on with you? What have you been doing these days?"

After seeing Mu Tianyuan's appearance, other students in the class also asked questions one after another. You must know that the students in Class 2 are still very friendly to each other, and everyone is easy to get along with. Tianyuan often plays pranks and tricks people every once in a while, but except... when he caused public outrage, his popularity is quite good, now they have to ask what to do when they see Mu Tianyuan in such a bad manner.

"Forget it."

Mu Tianyuan took out a pillow and blanket from his schoolbag and sighed a long time, Yuanzi thought about it and guessed, "I said you must be fighting with someone."

"Yuan Ye knows things like a god."

Mu Tianyuan sighed again, then gave Yuanzi a thumbs up gesture and plunged his forehead into the pillow.

The students in the class are not stupid, Mu Tianyuan's words are almost...admitting Master Yuan's conjecture, everyone was surprised for a moment, and Nakamichi, a friend of Shinichi's football club, said with a face full of surprise : "No way! You were really beaten like this!"

"It's impossible, who can beat you into such a mess?"

Kobayakawa, who had a mature face and a kindergarten body, looked at Mu Tianyuan in disbelief and asked.

Many students in the class know about... Mu Tianyuan's skills. The reason is... once on the way out of school, there were a few school bullies who wanted to borrow money from classmates in the class, and then Mu Tianyuan who was passing by made the move. Help, it is said that this school bully has changed his ways since then, because they found that they are really not suitable for this line of work, compared to Mu Tianyuan, they are simply too fucking amateurs!They only accept cash at most, but this hero who passed by didn't even have a big copper-plated gold chain on their bodies, a pure iron skull ring, unpacked bread in their schoolbag, and few cigarettes left. box, the cheapest lighter, and even the keys, but in the end he didn’t think much of it... Later, those guys lay in the alley with bruised noses and swollen faces, and after discussing it, they decided to study hard. With Mu Tianyuan's level of expertise, they belonged entirely to the patriarch and didn't reward them with food. Since they knew that they were not this kind of material, why would they still do this job? Why would they not be eating?And that... the classmate who was helped by Mu Tianyuan spread Mu Tianyuan's heroic deeds in the class the next day, and even that classmate resolutely switched from the original art club to the judo club. The reason for this classmate is to become a hero like Mu Tianyuan who can stand up for injustice and help each other, and get rich by the way... "Why is it impossible? Although I am handsome and handsome, and I am loved by thousands of women, I am also It's normal for a mortal to vomit when drunk, hurt when beaten, and get injured..."

Mu Tianyuan sighed and said helplessly, his skill is pretty good, but he didn't use invincible, okay?And Xiaolan knows Mu Tianyuan's skills better than other students. After all, Mu Tianyuan is a professional killer who can slap all the silica gel, so she is more surprised than anyone else that Mu Tianyuan will change. De: So embarrassed, so Xiaolan said in surprise: "How amazing is the person you met?"

"Ugh……"

Mu Tianyuan looked up at Xiaolan, then sighed and continued to play dead, while Yuanzi thought about it for a while and said, "Could it be a woman who beat you like this? Could it be that you were beaten when you were playing hooligans?" It’s because the other party is a woman and you can’t fight back so it’s like this.”

"Don't be funny, do you think I'm that kind of person?"

Seeing that this group of people were curious about him, Mu Tianyuan sat up straight. After giving Yuanzi a blank look, Mu Tianyuan curled his lips and said, "Although my principle is not to hit women, when necessary I will Never talk about principles, okay!"

Mariko and other students: "..."

What you said is so principled Xiaolan: "Hehe..."

I can testify to this point that Xiao Mu is equal to men and women. As long as he is an opponent or an enemy, he doesn't care whether the opponent is male or female, old or young, and he doesn't care about the competitive spirit and what parts he can't attack. Come... "Then what are you doing?"

After laughing a few times, Xiaolan looked at Mu Tianyuan and asked again, when Mu Tianyuan was in Karuizawa a few days ago, he was fine, but now he can be like this bear, which really surprised Xiaolan what! "I got into a fight with a plaster cast,"

Mu Tianyuan sniffled and said with a depressed face, and then continued regardless of whether the students could understand or not: "The good news is that I won the fight, and the bad news is that even though I won the fight, my heart is even worse. empty.

The reason is that for the sake of victory, I have lost an incredible number of billions!So these days I am filling the emptiness in my heart at home. "

"what"

Xiaolan and the others were dumbfounded by Mu Tianyuan's introduction, what do you mean you fought with a plaster statue and a plaster statue can still fight you and beat you like this!What a high-tech plaster statue is this!In addition, let's not talk about how you got into a fight with a plaster statue, let's talk about after you win the fight, can you explain what it means that you won the fight but lost I don't know how many billions? Woolen cloth!Could it be that you used missiles and started a war by the way! "Oh, look, you don't understand."

Mu Tianyuan looked around at those students... who were stupefied and spread their hands, then simply stuck their heads into the pillow again, and then muttered to the little fox: "I found that I can't talk to them Go, they can't even understand what I say, so how can we talk about it?"

"Don't be depressed, the main reason is that if you don't explain your experience, it's normal for ordinary people to not understand."

The little fox comforted Mu Tianyuan while lazily basking in the early morning sun. They can’t be blamed for this. It’s the experience that Mu Tianyuan described that ordinary people can’t understand. The students around looked at each other. After a while, a female classmate asked: "The plaster you are talking about looks like a person's name or his nickname?"

After much deliberation, the plaster statue that Mu Tianyuan was talking about seemed to them nothing more than... a name or a nickname, after all, why did Mu Tianyuan really go to fight with a plaster statue, and ended up getting hanged? "No, It's just... a plaster cast, a plaster cast."

Mu Tianyuan buried his face in the pillow and replied in a muffled voice.

Hearing Mu Tianyuan's answer, the students once again looked at each other in blank dismay. At first they thought the plaster statue was just a name or nickname, but now Mu Tianyuan said...the plaster statue is just...the plaster statue without any Other meanings, this is so hard to understand, okay!How the hell is it possible to fight with a plaster statue! "Could it be that you were drunk and took the plaster statue as a real person?"

After pondering for a long time, Yuanzi came up with an idea, so he looked at Mu Tianyuan and asked with a strange expression.

Now that it is already known that the one who clashed with Mu Tianyuan was indeed a real plaster statue, and under normal circumstances, Mu Tianyuan would not be able to run to fight with a plaster statue as long as his brain is not offline, so the only explanation is It's just... Mu Tianyuan got drunk and took the plaster statue as a real person. In the end, this guy got into a fight with the plaster statue... Anyway... this is the only explanation that Yuanzi can think of. After all, with Yuanzi's common sense plaster Like most things, they are all dead things!How could this dead thing find trouble with Mu Tianyuan? No matter how you think about it, it should be Mu Tianyuan's trouble with the plaster statue!As for why Yuanzi thinks that Mu Tianyuan is drunk and drinking crazy, this is actually easy to explain, not to mention other things, Uncle Mao Li still called brothers and sisters with telephone poles, Uncle Mao Li also apologized to fire hydrants What about the experience of Uncle Maori and the story of using the flower bed as a taxi!For... a drunk, anything is possible!It's a pity that Yuanzi's guess was wrong, she didn't know that her common sense would work under normal circumstances, but she was very wrong in what Mu Tianyuan encountered! "Please, I won't get drunk for a thousand cups, okay! How did you hear that I didn't say anything when I was drunk? When I was drinking with Uncle Mao Li, I never kept my promise and didn't get drunk."

Mu Tianyuan continued to reply in a muffled voice, he used to drink a catty of white wine, not to mention his strengthened body, this f*cking alcohol has completely lost its effect on him, even the pleasure of having sex after drinking If I deprive myself of it, how can I get drunk? If I let myself let go of drinking, I dare not say whether I am drunk or not, but I can guarantee that I will definitely be stuffed to death!Xiaolan smiled dryly at Yuanzi and nodded, that's right, every time my father wanted to give him this big nephew, it was always because his father was really drunk and unconscious, and Mu Tianyuan But he can keep his face unchanged, and even stroll home by himself! "That's right,"

Yuanzi listened to Mu Tianyuan's words and saw Xiaolan nodding. Finally, he nodded after thinking about it. He seemed to have heard a lot of anecdotes about Uncle Mao Li being drunk, but he had never heard of Mu Tianyuan being drunk. over it.

In the end Yuanzi pondered for a long time, then looked at Mu Tianyuan and asked a question very seriously: "That's you—crazy"

Yuanzi felt that he had reason to believe that Mu Tianyuan must not have been very clear when he was fighting with the plaster statue, or even when he was beaten by the plaster statue, otherwise, whoever is a normal person who is not drunk and has a clear mind It will fight with a plaster statue!Mu Tianyuan finally found out that he was really unable to explain his experience to his classmates, and in the end he could only express that they didn't understand his own world, and no matter what others said, Mu Tianyuan kept his face stuck in the pillow and his hands Hanging feebly on both sides of his body, as if he had successfully committed suicide, he didn't answer anything, Mu Tianyuan's thought was... Anyway, they didn't understand what he said, so what else did he say!

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"Xiao Mu, tomorrow we are going to Miss Xiaohui's house, do you want to go together?"

When school was over, Xiaolan suddenly remembered the arrangement of their family tomorrow, so she asked Mu Tianyuan who had been yelling to help Uncle Mao Li... the poor student Xiaohui came out of the shadows.

After thinking about it for a while, Mu Tianyuan nodded and agreed, then put the pillow and blanket into his schoolbag and stretched his waist, "It's considered that school is over, and this week has passed successfully, so you can rest tomorrow!"