Conan: I Know Beast Language

Mu Tianyuan glanced at Conan and then replied helplessly, and then Mu Tianyuan added: "Of course the more important thing is that I am here to amuse you."

Little Fox: "...Sure enough, the pretense you mentioned just now is all nonsense, and it's true to be funny, right?"

Mu Tianyuan blinked at the little fox, then looked at Uncle Mao Li with a depressed expression, "Uncle, tell the truth, he..."

"Okay, you've helped him enough, don't think about that anymore, boy, people always look forward to this, you know?"

Although Uncle Mao Li has a lot of problems, but at this time the uncle is still taking on the responsibility of an elder, it doesn't matter: After Mu Tianyuan finished speaking, the uncle stretched out his hand and patted Mu Tianyuan's shoulder to comfort him.

"Do not,"

Mu Tianyuan shook his head, then looked at the uncle depressedly and said, "What I want to say is, ever since I found out that Dr. Chengshi is a man, I've been thinking, what a smooth note Chengshi is, but he's actually a man. Yes! This blow is really too big for me!"

"You are in a bad mood because of this"

When Uncle Mao Li heard Mu Tianyuan's words, the corners of his mouth twitched and he looked at Mu Tianyuan. Mu Tianyuan nodded without hesitation: "Yes!"

Uncle Mao Li, who thought he understood why Mu Tianyuan was in a bad mood, twitched even more, and even Xiaolan Conan was twitching all the time at this time, damn it, it's because of them that they are still worried about Mu Tianyuan What the hell!Who knew that this guy was in a bad mood because of this!At this time, Mu Tianyuan looked at Uncle Mao Li seriously and said, "Uncle, this matter is very serious. Think about it, what if we encounter a man disguised as a woman like Dr. Cheng Shi when we are picking up girls in the future? You Say I can feel better?"

Uncle Mao Li: "...Yes, this matter is really serious..."

In an instant, Uncle Mao Li suddenly understood Mu Tianyuan's sadness, and his mood also became bad. This frankly involves whether he can safely and boldly pick up girls in the future, how can he be in a good mood, brother!Seeing Mu Tianyuan, Zhao Lehao, who was in a bad mood all the time, and Uncle Mao Li, who was in a bad mood for a moment, Xiaolan and Conan really broke down, and finally Xiaolan dragged Conan while walking and said: "Conan , let's go over there!"

Damn it, you two just stay here and continue to be in a bad mood!I'd be a fool if I worried about the perverts of the two of you, the old and the young!While being dragged away by Xiaolan, Conan looked back at Mu Tianyuan. The detective's intuition told him that Mu Tianyuan was not what he said, but something else!It happened that Mu Tianyuan remembered his broken painting again, feeling that he was cheated by Wang Ri's alpaca sect, Mu Tianyuan's eyes were filled with sadness from the bottom of his heart.

The most important thing about this performance is... to take your heart, and Mu Tianyuan did it right now, and it was from the bottom of his heart. It just so happened that this scene was seen by Conan, and following Mu Tianyuan's gaze, it was Moon Shadow The direction of the island, Conan made up a lot of brains in an instant, and then Conan laughed. Sure enough, although this guy has become: unreliable, he is still a good person. He must still be sad because of the tragedy twelve years ago. !As a person who has been there, Conan expressed his understanding, because he often feels sad silently because of certain cases!Mu Tianyuan, who always bullied him at this moment, sublimated in Conan's eyes!I have to say, this is a beautiful misunderstanding... Zaifei Lu Xiao

Chapter 80 Kamaitachi Three Brothers and Jumping Sister

The principals of Mihua University, Uncle Maori’s alma mater, got together to do some research and felt that in order to enrich the spare time life of the students, and also to expand the business of the relatives of the school leaders who opened convenience stores in the school, they decided to start a business called The activities of the campus festival are to find something for the students to do when they have nothing to do. The students in the province know that falling in love makes a villain and it is not good to study. Of course, their reason is very high-sounding. They are controlling the population for Japan. make a contribution!And Mu Tianyuan was thinking for a tenth of a second when Uncle Mao Li invited him to see a beautiful female college student.

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Afterwards, they cheerfully decided to go together. Of course, Mu Tianyuan’s reason was also very high-sounding. He said that he did it to solve the problem of single female college students, and it would be best to make his own insignificant contribution to the booming development of the Japanese population.

Obviously, this guy is completely... the last wish of the school leader... well, it's a wish, it runs counter to... Conan really... wants to go, but because he has already made an appointment with his friends the day before Once I went to the park to do something big—hide and seek, so in order to be an honest person who kept his word, Conan also rejected the invitation of Uncle Maori Xiaolan’s father and daughter. Well, to be precise, it was Xiaolan’s invitation, anyway... ... Uncle Mao Li was very happy when he heard that Conan could not go... At first, Mu Tianyuan thought that he would not be able to see Conan, but who knew that he was being dragged by Xiaolan to Mihua University When I was watching a stage play in the theater, I met Conan again, not only Conan, but even the members of the gang of young people who committed suicide were all here!When performing a stage play adapted from the recent kidnapping case of a beautiful girl on stage, Xiaolan looked at an actor who was always wobbling and said strangely: "Father, Xiao Mu, do you... feel that the actor on stage That...actor is kind of weird."

This one is sitting around Xiao 490 Lan: Mu Tianyuan and Uncle Mao Li are chatting up a beautiful college student sitting on the other side of them, but the styles of these two people are completely different, Mu Tianyuan chats up people in a personable manner , making the girl who was approached tremble, and Uncle Mao Li was bragging like an idiot that he was a famous detective, and the girl who was approached by him turned pale in fright. If it wasn't for Uncle Mao Li The girl who did nothing else must... call the police...!Although Mu Tianyuan was successfully striking up a conversation there, unlike Uncle Mao Li who was completely lost in the beauty, he could still hear Xiaolan's words, immediately after smiling apologetically at the girl he struck up a conversation with He turned his head to look at Xiaolan and said, "Xiaolan, you said...uh, uh...Uncle Mao Li should be fine."

There was a reason for Mu Tianyuan to ask this, because the idiot Uncle Mao Li was elbowed on the head by his precious daughter... "It's okay."

Xiaolan slowly withdrew her hand, then smiled and said to Mu Tianyuan, and then Xiaolan repeated the question just now, Mu Tianyuan looked at Uncle Mao Li who was covering his head with pity, and then hurriedly said to Xiaolan: "Well, you're right, I always feel that... the actor is wobbly, maybe it's because he was drunk when he came here?"

"I don't know, and their lines are not smooth at all."

Xiaolan looked at the actor on stage and frowned, saying, this actor is too disrespectful, you should have memorized the words by heart at least when you come to perform!We, the audience, are acting like you are doing something!Mu Tianyuan carefully looked at the actors in the stands, and then murmured, "Yeah, it's not like they were caught on stage temporarily, right? I feel that the lines are a bit out of line, and some parts seem to have skipped words."

Just as Mu Tianyuan finished speaking, he saw the one who was already wobbling on the stage... The actor suddenly wobbled even more violently, and even the amplitude was completely different from normal people!At that time, Mu Tianyuan and... the audience at the scene were all dumbfounded, so this is performing jujitsu here!Otherwise, how could this... the actor be whole for a while... for a while... for a while... just when Mu Tianyuan and the others were going to applaud because of the superb performance on the stage, I saw that... The actor finally failed. Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the actor uttered three sounds and then fell to the ground with a bang. It doesn't matter this fall... the jujitsu actor fell into three pieces!Seeing this situation, Mu Tianyuan subconsciously thought of a kind of animal in a mobile game he had played, and said in surprise at that time: "I'm going to go, this is the three Kama Weasel brothers!"

After he finished speaking, Mu Tianyuan looked at the three Sickle Weasel brothers who had failed in their performance and said, "Look, Lord Lan! Isn't that Conan and his little friends!"

"Uh uh, yes... but why did Conan and the others go up?"

Because the big mouse Conan of the three Kamaitachi brothers fell off the sunglasses and beard on his face, Xiaolan also recognized the true colors of the three Kamaitachi brothers on the stage at this time, and Xiaolan immediately looked confused Forced, didn't Conan say he was going to play hide-and-seek with his second and third brothers? The performance was not over yet, and they ran off the stage in embarrassment, and there was another important prop in their performance, that was the head of a little girl who was buried in a bag. The three Kamaitachi brothers ran away with another actor. The girl who was thrown on the stage suddenly jumped up, and then ran backstage with her bag!To be honest, this scene looked a bit scary, but the audience who saw the little girl stumbling... After a second of silence, the audience still laughed unreasonably. They didn't think of the little girl's head at all. It was not a prop, and what they didn't expect was that the little girl who had already been dismembered could run away by herself!Look at this little short leg, it's running so fast!Other viewers may not know the owner of this head, but Mu Tianyuan and the little fox who opened his eyes when he heard the noise in his sleep immediately recognized who the owner of the head with bloody makeup was. So far, the only girl in Juvenile Death is Ayumi Xiaololi. Seeing this situation, Mu Tianyuan, who was originally having a lot of fun because of this performance, immediately pointed at Ayumi who was running backstage and said to Xiaolan: " Lord Lan, look, not only the three Kaka Weasel brothers are here, but sister Tiaotiao is also here!"

Just say it yourself, it is obvious that Conan went out with his second and third younger brothers and Ayumi Little Lolita, how can Ayumi Little Lolita be missing for such a revealing thing now? It's on stage!Although Xiaolan didn't know what Mu Tianyuan was talking about, she still couldn't help laughing unnaturally... When Mu Tianyuan and the others found the three brothers Kay Weasel and Sister Tiaotiao, the four of them were squatting It's shameless to meet people at the back door of the theater. Although they are still young, it is also embarrassing!Because their stupefaction ruined someone else's performance!Especially since they are one of the actors... Mu Tianyuan and the others only found out what was going on after some inquiries. It turned out that Conan and the others who were playing hide-and-seek accidentally hid in a car because of Ayumi's little loli. Someone took them away from the trunk of the car, but Ayumi heard two dedicated actors talking to each other in the car, thinking that these two people were bad guys, and then Ayumi found another one in the car The little girl's head and a lot of money, Ayumi is a child who cares about current affairs, and immediately thought of the one recently reported in the newspaper...the villain who kidnapped a little girl and would brutally kill the little girl after asking for a ransom In order to save Ayumi who took the initiative to deliver the goods, Conan and the others followed Ayumi all the way and took Ayumi's car to the back door of Mihua University, and then Conan who caught up did not No... He hesitated and kicked the world wave and knocked out one of the kidnappers who he thought was a vicious one. Originally, the scene of the hero saving the beauty was good, but after the hero saved the beauty, Conan and the others knew that they had caused trouble. And it was a disaster!Because the real kidnapper was just caught by police officer Mumu and the others, and the kidnapper they thought was actually... came to perform!And the one who was overwhelmed by his world wave was just an actor!Originally, Conan and the others... the irresponsible little ones were planning to run away, but they were caught by the one remaining person. In the end, because Conan's kick was too real, the actor was sent to the clinic of the hospital , and the head props of the little girl were broken, and the performance was about to start at this time, so the four of Conan and the others were sadly arrested and put on stage to take over... Hearing the stories of ordinary people told by these teenagers who died Afterwards, Uncle Mao Li, Xiao Lan, and Mu Tianyuan had wonderful expressions on their faces. In the end, Uncle Mao Li spoke first: "You guys are really a bunch of troublesome brats!"

After talking about Uncle Mao Li, he even planted a mushroom on Conan's head... Conan: "..."

Why the hell did you hit me? I admit that I made a mistake this time, but I also want a hero to save the beauty! "dad"

On the other hand, Xiaolan hugged Conan, who was covering his head with a big bag of grievances, looked helplessly at Uncle Mao Li and yelled, then looked at Conan and said, "Okay, as long as you are all right. "

"Yeah, as long as you are safe and sound,"

Mu Tianyuan also said at the side at this time, but when he thought of that... the poor baby who was confused by Conan for no reason, the corners of Mu Tianyuan's mouth twitched twice, and then he muttered with a weird expression: "But That poor brother who was kicked over by Conan doesn't know what's going on..."

This is the real disaster!Conan is in trouble for such a dedicated actor. As expected, it will be no good if he is involved with the death of a young man!favorite, push

Chapter 81 Conan: I want to quit the combination of the three Kamaitachi brothers!

Mu Tianyuan's worry is not unreasonable, Conan has the cheating shoes that Dr. A Li invented for him!After many times of successful experience, it has been proved that the thing kicked out by this kick is absolutely no less powerful than a professional football player's round kick!Especially that unlucky guy is still stuffed in the head, now I just hope that person gets a concussion... "Uh..."

Hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, Conan and the brats were embarrassed at the time, yes, I don't know if that big brother is okay or not... Mu Tianyuan looked at Conan and the others at this time and said seriously: "Now, hurry up Go and apologize to others, and then you better hope that person is fine, otherwise you will wait to be captured by Police Officer Mumu!"

Mu Tianyuan's words were obviously meant to scare children, but Ayumi Mitsuhiko Motota was really scared. At that time, the three little devils started to tremble, and even with their rich imagination, they had already imagined that they would go to jail. The scene, as well as thinking about life in prison, immediately the three little ghosts hugged each other and shouted with tears in their eyes, "Don't!"

Mu Tianyuan didn't expect that his casual words could have such educational significance. Immediately, he turned his head to look at Xiao Lan and Uncle Mao Li with a helpless expression, and then shrugged helplessly. He really didn't want to scare them. Meaning, how did these three become like this? Conan is indeed the boss of the three Kamaitachi brothers who are in charge of making up the head, and the endorsement of IQ in this small gang of evildoers. His intelligence is better than his two brothers It is much better to be with the sister Tiaotiao who is tired of being with the three brothers all day long. Conan immediately planned to say a few words of relief to reassure his friends, but before Conan could speak, he saw Yuanta Ayumi Mitsuhiko pointed at Conan at the same time and said in a very unified way: "Brother Mu, the man was defeated by Conan and has nothing to do with us!"

Conan: "..."

Damn it, this is really a friend in need!Although what you all said is the truth, shouldn't you share the joys and sorrows with me at this time? Is it appropriate for you to sell me so simply, and even forget to separate the relationship with me? I just wanted to comfort you, you guys I'm sorry for this... Damn me, as expected, I should quit the group altogether!Follow you to no good end!From today on, the three Kamaitachi brothers are disbanded, the three of you form a Kamaitachi three brothers and sisters!I'm going to be the jumping brother myself!Don't come looking for me anymore!Conan, who was depressed because of being betrayed, received another blow, this time it was not psychological, but a real blow, because Uncle Maori couldn't control his fist again, and hit Conan hard on the head.

Fortunately, the little brother who was laid down by Conan is fine, at most it is just a concussion. This is a good meal: After apologizing, Uncle Maoli took out his wallet to pay for his medical expenses with a depressed face. Hospitalization fees, lost wages, mental damage, and so on, and so on. In the end, Uncle Maori wanted to throw Conan to others and let them sell it in the vegetable market. This is a disaster!This brat eats, drinks and lives for free all day long, and I have to clean up his mess. Sure enough, I should have listened to Xiao Mu and thrown him into the trash can!Unhappy Uncle Maori slapped Conan hard on the head again. If it wasn't for fear of beating Conan into a concussion, he would have to pay to take him to a doctor. Uncle Maori really wanted to beat him into a concussion too. what!After sending Yuantai and the three little ghosts home, Mu Tianyuan and the others wandered back. After rejecting Uncle Mao Li's invitation to have dinner at their house, Mu Tianyuan returned home with the little fox in his arms. As soon as she entered the house, Meowthie, who was nestling on the sofa, ran up to Mu Tianyuan, and while rubbing against Mu Tianyuan's trouser leg, she said, "In the afternoon, that... the man called Kuai Dou called you." Meow."

"Yo, Kaito got it so quickly"

Mu Tianyuan murmured happily when he heard Miao Nvxia's words, this morning he specially went to Kuai Dou's house and planned to give Kuai Dan some gadgets for self-defense, who knew this guy Unexpectedly not at home, Mu Tianyuan waited at his house for a long time and Kuidou came home, and finally because he was in a hurry to get back, he wrote a list and left his phone number for Kuaidou to put on the table, unexpectedly this afternoon Kuaido's phone call is coming, the efficiency is much higher than that of online stores, and it's almost catching up with takeaway!Then Mu Tianyuan came to the phone and pressed the callback to call Kuai Dou back. After two rings, Kuai Dou picked up the phone. After Mu Tianyuan had just signed up, he listened to it before waiting for him to chat. On the other end of the phone, Kaito said angrily, "Bastard, are you going to fight a local war?"

"What"

Mu Tianyuan was taken aback by Kuai Dou's opening remarks, and said in a puzzled way: "What do you mean you're introducing me to a job and I'm telling you that I'm not...a mercenary!"

"Look at the things you want. Pistols, assault rifles, explosives, grenades and bullets are nothing more than that, but you still want rocket launchers, heavy machine guns and landmines! And you actually want rocket launchers, and you want me to provide you with armor-piercing bullets and high-explosive warheads! Besides mines... ...Anti-personnel landmines, you actually have to deflect landmines! Are you sure you want to use it for self-defense? Are you going to the Middle East or Africa?"

Kaito on the other end of the phone took the list that Mu Tianyuan left him and shook it vigorously while yelling frantically, Kaito, who has always claimed to be a gentleman, made Mu Tianyuan collapse at this moment, which is also true. It's just over the phone, otherwise Kuaidou would have to smear this list on Mu Tianyuan's face, shit, this guy obviously told himself that he needs some self-defense, but look at the things on this list... ...It doesn't look like it's for self-defense. The special forces don't have all the equipment you have for missions!You're not self-defense at all, you're just... rushing to fight a small-scale war!If you are fully equipped, you can take down the Metropolitan Police Department! "Uh, I know it's a bit exaggerated, but you still don't allow me to make a collection? Don't you have a lot of pictures of big sisters in your drawer? I can't collect some weapons and equipment."

Mu Tianyuan also knew that what he wanted was a little bit more, but Mu Tianyuan couldn't do anything about it, it was just written like this! "Exaggeration is more than exaggeration! It's scary!"