Conan: I Know Beast Language

Mu Tianyuan took a sip of tea from his cup and said with a very strange expression: "The so-called Chinese pronunciation of this girl doesn't sound like a dialect, and why does it sound a bit uncomfortable to me?"

"I always feel that her Chinese should have been learned when she was studying abroad in A Sanguo."

The expression of the little fox is also very strange. The Chinese pronunciation of this Pusi Qinglan is very strange. If it is a dialect, even if it is incomprehensible, the taste is still there. It can make people subconsciously think that this is Chinese, our own people. , but this Pusi Qinglan’s Chinese pronunciation is so weird that it feels like a foreigner speaking Chinese, and it’s still the kind of situation where...you haven’t learned spoken Chinese well, so you say it’s not Chinese, right? You can still understand it, if you say it is Chinese, it still has a raw smell of foreign hair!What I have to say is that my own people can’t understand it, and foreigners can’t understand it!At this time, Yuanzi pondered for a while and muttered: "Qinglan"

"Let Master Yuan, an authentic foreigner, say it to me, and I feel better to accept it."

Mu Tianyuan breathed a sigh of relief when Yuanzi pronounced these two words in Chinese. Master Yuan's pronunciation was also weird, but Mu Tianyuan felt much better when he thought about her nationality. That's right, foreigners speak Chinese like this! "Yes, it's... Qinglan,"

Pusi Qinglan nodded, and said immediately, "My surname is Pusi, so it's Pusi Qinglan."

After hearing Pusi Qinglan's Chinese self-introduction, Mu Tianyuan murmured to the little fox with a constipated face: "I'm feeling bad again..."

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Listening to Pusi Qinglan's pronunciation, the little fox is not good at all. After rolling awkwardly on the sofa, he said a little angrily: "The Chinese tutor this guy is looking for is someone who doesn't know Chinese well. Foreign devils! Could it be that these days foreign devils are no longer limited to teaching people English and other foreign languages? Even if they dare to deceive us Chinese, they are going to die!"

"What's more important is that there are still fools who dare to ask, and this is even more fatal!"

Mu Tianyuan was constipated and couldn't find the toilet by the way, sighed deeply and muttered.

And Xiaolan didn't know that Pusi Qinglan's Chinese was a product of being fooled by foreign tutors, and she was pleasantly surprised after hearing Pusi Qinglan's words: "Lan's pronunciation is the same as Japanese."

"Your surname is pronounced Maori in Chinese."

And Pusi Qinglan looked at Xiaolan and continued, after listening, Xiaolan said a Chinese sentence in a very strange tone: "Mao Lilan"

Then Xiaolan didn't know what happened and suddenly laughed. Mu Tianyuan was contemplating Pusi Qinglan's Chinese pronunciation with a constipated face. Seeing Xiaolan like this, he immediately said in puzzlement: "Master Lan, What's wrong with you"

"nothing,"

Xiaolan waved her hand, and then said, "I just think the Chinese pronunciation of my name is so cute."

Mu Tianyuan: "Hehe..."

Cute I think it is ridiculous, right!As far as you learned this sentence, I can guarantee that if you go on a trip, no one will understand what you are talking about!After taking a deep breath, Mu Tianyuan looked at Pusi Qinglan and said with a smile on his face: "Sister Long Legs, your surname is Pusi, this is your original surname, you didn't change it."

"No, my last name is Pu Si."

Pusi Qinglan was slightly taken aback when she heard Mu Tianyuan's words, and then said to Mu Tianyuan with a smile, Mu Tianyuan let out an oh and then continued to ask: "Then sister with long legs, are you not Han?"

"I'm a Han nationality,"

After Pusi Qinglan replied, she looked at Mu Tianyuan with some puzzlement and asked, "Student Mu, why are you asking this?"

"Hey, does it mean that there is a compound surname Pu Si among the hundred family surnames?"

Mu Tianyuan looked at Pusi Qinglan in surprise, then scratched his head and muttered: "I know there is a surname Pu, but I really don't know Pusi, your double surname is too rare."

"Well, there are so many surnames, and it's not surprising that some are relatively rare."

Pusi Qinglan was taken aback when she heard Mu Tianyuan's question, then she smiled and replied to Mu Tianyuan, then Pusi Qinglan turned her head to Kasaka Natsumi who was beside her and said: "Miss Xiamei looks about the same age as me, I don't know How old is Miss Xia Mei this year?"

"I'm afraid this guy's last name is fake."

Mu Tianyuan frowned slightly and whispered to the little fox. The little fox hummed, and then whispered to Mu Tianyuan: "There are indeed many compound surnames, and there are many rare surnames, and there are even many lost surnames, but Pu Si I really don't have the impression. In my impression, there are so many double surnames in the characters, and the closest one is Puyang. Of course, there are too many surnames in our country, and no one dares to say that they all know them all, but if it wasn't for her The surname is extremely rare, so it can only be said that she researched it by herself."

Then the little fox flicked his tail and said: "But it's normal, after all, this guy is a green forest hero... Isn't it normal to have a few aliases? Besides, didn't you say that this guy is a descendant of Rasputin?" Since he is the descendant of that guy, how could he be our compatriot?"

"Too,"

Mu Tianyuan nodded slightly, then looked at Pusi Qinglan and muttered to the little fox: "Damn it, if I have a chance, I must let you know what it means to see a fellow and shoot in the back, let this girl outfit!"

"Ok!"

The little fox nodded vigorously, and then said: "However, this guy is not the target of Kaito, so I told you not to touch her and let him deal with that guy!"

Kuaidou told Mu Tianyuan again and again that Mu Tianyuan must not mess around, and said that Shi Kaobing would be handed over to him. If Mu Tianyuan shot her in the back, wouldn't it be a robbery?" After Kaito caught her, I was attacking her!"

After a while, Mu Tianyuan curled his lips and muttered, although he often said nothing, but this time he took care of Shi Kaobing himself. It would be a little unethical if he robbed her. After all, he wanted to attack her because of this. Huo attacked Kaito, and now Kaito wants to take revenge with his own hands, even if he really thinks that Kaito's revenge method is a bit too honest, he can't say anything.

And at this time, Kasaka Natsumi, who was on the side, had already chatted with Pusi Qinglan about the age issue. Coincidentally, both of them are 5 this year, and their birthdays are not a few days away. Kasaka Natsumi is in May. 3rd, but Pusi Qinglan is May 5th.

Originally, the two chatted very well, but Conan couldn't help it at this time. After hearing the production dates of Kasaka Natsumi and Pusi Qinglan, Conan didn't know if he was out of his mind Stupidly said: "Then your two birthdays are only one day away from mine!"

"It's only one day away from saying that, little brother, you were born on May 5th."

Kasaka Natsumi looked at Conan with a smile and asked immediately after hearing what Conan said.

As for Conan, sitting on the chair and dangling his short legs, he nodded with a smile and replied, "Yes!"

Conan is very happy now. After all, it is not easy to meet two people whose birthdays are so close to his own, but he did not realize that when he said that his birthday is only one day away from Kasaka Natsumi and Pusi Qinglan As soon as this sentence came out, Xiaolan, who was still happy that she had learned how to pronounce her name in Chinese with a cute pronunciation, was stunned, because Xiaolan thought of the birthday of her washing machine. The factory date is also May 5th!Mu Tianyuan didn't notice Xiaolan's reaction at first, because his attention was completely on Pusi Qinglan's legs!Pusi Qinglan is wearing a red cheongsam, and the slits are quite high. The key point is that the cheongsam is short enough!At this moment, most of her legs suitable for three-wheel riding are exposed outside!It would be a ghost if Mu Tianyuan didn't take a good look at it!But Mu Tianyuan didn't notice Xiaolan's reaction, but the little fox saw it. After thinking about it for a while, the little fox probably guessed the reason. She didn't know Kudo Shinichi's birthday, but she probably guessed that Conan must have slipped his mouth. Immediately, the little fox said to Mu Tianyuan: "The Conan dog should arouse Xiao Jiaolan's suspicion."

Mu Tianyuan was slightly taken aback when he heard the little fox's words, and then he thought about it and figured it out, especially after seeing Xiaolan's face, Mu Tianyuan looked helplessly at Conan who was still discussing his birthday with others, Finally, he muttered: "This guy, what an idiot!"

Looking at Conan Mu Tianyuan who didn't know it, he thought for a while and then smiled and said to Conan: "Conan, your birthday is May [-]th."

"Yes!"

Conan didn't realize that he had aroused Xiaolan's suspicion, so he nodded at Mu Tianyuan foolishly, Mu Tianyuan nodded at Conan with a smile, and then said quietly to Conan: "If I don't remember If it’s wrong, it’s a coincidence that someone is also on this day!”

After speaking, Mu Tianyuan turned his head to look at Xiaolan, and then said: "Master Lan, Master Yuan, do you think it's a coincidence?"

Conan was still foolishly dangling his short legs happily, but after hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, Conan's eyes widened, especially when he saw Xiaolan looking at him. Conan's whole dog was stunned after looking at him: the sweat on his forehead immediately came down.

Don't look at Conan's stupidity just now, but even with the efforts of Uncle Mao Li and Mu Tianyuan, his brain is still not broken. All of a sudden, Conan thought that his words seemed to have exposed too much!Conan trembled for a moment, he was exposed!And it was exposed for such a stupid reason!In other words, I shouldn't die!After all, I often bathe with Xiaolan!If Xiaolan knows that she is...Kudo Shinichi...or she should jump into the sea now!By the way, are there any sharks in the sea right now? If there are any sharks, jump right now!It's better to die in the mouth of a shark than to be beaten to death by Xiaolan! "Speaking of which, I also met someone who had the same birthday as me,"

Mu Tianyuan crossed his arms at this time and said, Conan is being stared at by Xiaolan. Hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, Conan immediately looked at Mu Tianyuan and asked, "Brother Xiao Mu, who else has the same birthday?" what"