Conan: I Know Beast Language

Mitsuhiko: "..."

Brother, what you said is very reasonable, but why you can speak so brazenly for Mao!How thick are you? Conan looked at the situation and felt that he had to say something, because he knew that all of his...stupid teammates were no match for Mu Tianyuan, because there was no lower limit to how bad this guy was. !Not to mention these brats, even I have suffered a lot from this guy!Not to mention anything else, yesterday this bitch even snatched the popsicles that my dear sister Xiaolan bought for me!I let this guy see it without taking a single bite, and then the guy said with a serious face that there seemed to be something wrong with the popsicle, and before he could react, he snatched it on the grounds of seeing what was on it. gone!When it returned to my hand, there was only one stick left!In order not to let his little friends continue to be bullied by Mu Tianyuan, Conan asked again: "Brother Xiao Mu, stop teasing us, what is in your box?"

The more Mu Tianyuan didn't tell him, the more curious Conan became, he wanted to know what was in the box! "Okay, well, since you want to know so much, I'll tell you,"

Mu Tianyuan looked at Conan helplessly, and then explained: "I have a friend's hometown, so I decided to go back to my hometown. Because it took a long time to go back, I returned the rented house, but Because I have to come back in the future, it is impossible to take all the things back, so I want to temporarily store some clothes, bedding, and other miscellaneous things at my place. They were supposed to send them to me, but I happened to be free I took a trip..."

"Well, I guess your friend must be a woman."

Conan looked at the suitcase twice and dragged his chin to guess, but Mu Tianyuan was... taken aback when he heard this, and then asked curiously, "How did you see that?"

"Because this suitcase is obviously...a woman's!"

Conan pointed to that... the suitcase and explained, while Mu Tianyuan looked down at the suitcase and said in surprise, "Hey, Conan, I always knew you were a cunning little brat, but I didn't expect you to be so powerful. You can still tell whether the suitcase is male or female! Your ability is really amazing!"

Conan: "..."

Your suitcases are divided into male and female!I'm talking about suitcases belonging to women's ok!This is not the same as whether the suitcase is male or female, you know!Moreover, you are so cunning!My name is wisdom, okay?Mu Tianyuan murmured to the little fox at this time: "Damn it, Conan didn't say I haven't noticed yet, this suitcase is really a woman's, this Kaito is really unreliable, find a suitcase I don’t know how to choose a better one.”

When the little fox heard Mu Tianyuan complaining about Kuai Dou, he said something fair: "Don't complain about Kuai Dou, you don't allow others to have a little hobby? What if they like to use women's suitcases? Even if they like to wear women's clothes That's my personal hobby!"

"You have a point,"

Mu Tianyuan nodded, and then said seriously: "I think there is a chance to introduce Kaidou and Big Brother Chengshi to each other. The two of them will definitely have a lot in common!"

Kaito sometimes likes to disguise himself as a woman, but Chengshi is better at it than Kaito, and he even plays the role in his true colors, and this role has been acting for several years!Just 3.

2 These two people definitely have something in common when they get together!Mu Tianyuan even felt that just because of their hobby of dressing up as women, the two of them would definitely become best friends!Mu Tianyuan was thinking about when to introduce Kaidou to Cheng Shi, then he looked down at Conan and said, "Conan, are you still curious about what's in the suitcase? Oh, I see, you must have seen Is a woman's underwear right? But I can tell you very responsibly, get rid of your obscene thoughts as soon as possible, because there will never be anything in what you want to see!"

Conan: "..."

Your uncle, you want to see it!You are framing and slandering!It's ruining my reputation!And Mu Tianyuan murmured to himself at this time: "Hey, Conan is curious about women's underwear at such a young age. After being educated, he will be a hooligan when he grows up! No, turn around I have to tell Xiaolan right now, I must make Xiaolan be careful about this bastard with no hair yet!"

After muttering to himself, Mu Tianyuan still looked at Conan with a troubled expression, as if he was worried about Conan's future...Conan: "..."

Mu Tianyuan, please greet your uncle for me!Zaifei Lu Xiao

Chapter 88 Isn't this guy dead?

The next day, Mu Tianyuan went to the Metropolitan Police Department to make a statement at the request of Officer Mu Mu. After finishing the record, Officer Mu Mu suddenly pulled out an envelope from his pocket and handed it to Mu Tianyuan with a smile: "Brother Mu, this is about your reward for helping solve the case this time."

"What's so funny about that?"

Mu Tianyuan declined politely. To be honest, with his current net worth...it seems that the generous bonus is not as much as he would bet on a horse once, so Mu Tianyuan acted like an honest gentleman. Money is like dung, and this carelessness fooled Police Officer Mu Mu again, thinking that Mu Tianyuan was not greedy for money. If Police Officer Mu Mu knew that the maple leaf gold coins they had been chasing were... This person who is not greedy for money was picked up to make a fortune, so he probably jumped up immediately... After some excuses, Mu Tianyuan reluctantly accepted the bonus, but Mu Tianyuan turned his head and said nothing. Invite Police Officer Mu Mu and the group of officers under him to have dinner together at night. Although Officer Mu Mu refused to agree at the beginning, Mu Tianyuan couldn't help fooling around. Why is this just a private gathering of friends? The place I chose It won't be too high-end, so don't worry, Officer Mumu, the police uncles are usually very busy, so they need to take a break occasionally, even if Officer Mumu and the others don't go, Mu Tianyuan won't accept the bonus, etc... series for various reasons.

Mu Tianyuan has changed a lot of jobs in the past, and he even went to sales in the beginning, especially after training in work, this guy has a good ability to talk to people and talk nonsense. In addition, this guy's acting skills are also excellent, so he doesn't need to deliberately please him, and in the end, during the meal, he became very familiar with Police Officer Mu Mu and his group. Even after the meal, Mu Tianyuan packed it up. Some were sent to the police officers who didn't come to the dinner because they were on duty. Mu Tianyuan walked away from the police station after gaining a good impression.

On the way back, the little fox looked at Mu Tianyuan and said with emotion: "You have made so many new friends so quickly, your communication skills really leave me speechless, I'll just use your skills and you will be a social butterfly in the future .

. can compete for a top card. "

"Are you praising me?"

Mu Tianyuan gave the little fox a look, and the little fox nodded vigorously and said, "I'm definitely complimenting you! But are you sure you can handle it with such a meal?"

"How can it be done with one meal? This is just a wave of friendship."

Mu Tianyuan shook his head with a smile, and then explained: "You don't need to do anything deliberately with them, this group of people are all human spirits, it would be inappropriate if you try to please them, just slowly build a good relationship with them like this That's it."

"Okay, you can figure it out."

The little fox knew that she wasn't good at these messy things, and she didn't want to pay attention to these things, so she nodded at Mu Tianyuan to expose the problem.

And Uncle Mao Li received a commission to investigate an affair in the past two days, and he finally had conclusive evidence on this day, so Uncle Mao Li took Conan Xiaolan and Mu Tianyuan who was bullying Conan at his house to play together. I went to the home of an antique collector named Marudenjiro to report the situation.

Uncle Maori and his client had serious business to discuss, and it was not appropriate for Mu Tianyuan, Xiaolan, Conan and the others to listen in on such matters, so Mu Tianyuan and the three of them simply came to the yard. After wandering around, Xiaolan pointed to a small pool in the yard and said in surprise, "Conan, look quickly, there are fish!"

"Yes, there are fish..."

After hearing Xiaolan's words, Conan couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth twice, pretending to be very happy, and replied, "Damn it, I'm not a kid, I'm not even interested in having fish in the pond, okay?" OK!So dear sister Xiaolan, can you stop trying to fool me with the tone of fooling a child? Xiaolan walked towards the pond while holding Conan's dog's paw with a smile: "Conan, let's watch the fish, okay?"

Conan: "Okay..."

Eldest sister, you dragged me over and asked me if I was okay, don't you think you're taking off your pants and farting!And ah, I'm really not interested in fish!The little fox squatting on Mu Tianyuan's shoulder looked at Xiaolan who was pulling Conan to see the fish, pondered for a while, and said, "By the way, don't you usually go to see goldfish? Why did Xiao Jiaolan go to see carp? Could it be that the man took him with him?" Looking at the goldfish, is the woman leading the carp? The little horn: Lan, what kind of carp is this?"

"You really do."

Mu Tianyuan glanced at the little fox helplessly, then carried the little fox in his arms and carried the little fox to the side of the pool. This is the stone squatting on the side of the pool, the Mu Tianyuan little fox and Conan are... ...the... koi in this pond are not very interested, but Xiaolan and Miao Nvxia are interested in... the koi in the pond, especially when they were lying lazily in Mu Tianyuan's arms. The Mow Girl, who was about to fall asleep at any moment, was so energetic at this moment, even this rare jump from Mu Tianyuan's arms to the side, Shi concentrated on the fish in the pond and shouted excitedly: "Fish! Lots of fish!"

Xiaolan looked at the meowing heroine who was looking at the pond and said with a smile: "Does Xiao Fengye want to eat fish? You can't eat these fish!"

As for...Xiao Lan's words, Miao Nv Xia didn't hear at all, she was concentrating on the fish in the pond, if it wasn't for Miao Nv Xia thinking that the water was a bit deep, she would have jumped down to catch fish... These ...The heartless koi don't know that there are their natural enemies squatting by the water, and there is such a lifeless one that jumped out of the water and performed a fish jumping dragon gate. After seeing it, Xiaolan said happily: " Conan, look at the fish jumping up!"

Looking at Xiaolan Conan who looked surprised, he turned his eyes of the dead fish and pretended to be happy and nodded. To be honest, Conan really has no interest in whether this fish jumps or not!Although Conan is not interested, Miao Nvxia is interested. After seeing the stupid fish jumping out of the water, Miao Nvxia feels that she has a chance. After finding a suitable position, Miao Nvxia It stopped barking, and just started to stare at that... pond, this hard work paid off, this really made Meowwoman wait for an opportunity, seeing that stupid fish before may think that her performance is quite good Not bad, I immediately planned to perform a fish jumping dragon gate again, but at the moment when the stupid fish jumped up from the water, Meow Woman also jumped up, and I saw it when Conan and Xiaolan hadn't reacted. I saw a shadow flashing past, and then I saw Mow Girl jumping from one end of the pond to the other, and there was a carp alive and kicking in the flower layer not far away... "Hey, maple leaf, you Wouldn't plan to eat it"

Seeing the meow heroine Mu Tianyuan who was trotting towards the carp, he immediately asked helplessly. He felt that he had made a wrong decision. He took the cat to watch the fish without any trouble. This is not looking for trouble. "Don't eat it, it's not good to eat raw meow!"

Meow Woman came to that stupid fish and looked at it while replying, just when Mu Tianyuan breathed a sigh of relief, Meow Woman said again: "So wait a minute: take it back and make it cooked, okay?" Meow"

Mu Tianyuan: "..."

At this time, Miao Hero picked up the stupid fish and trotted to Mu Tianyuan's side. After putting the fish at Mu Tianyuan's feet, Miao Hero ran to the pool again and waited. She had already decided what to do. We need to catch more stupid fish and bring them back, so they will all have fish to eat!After Miao Nvxia successfully caught a few more fish, Mu Tianyuan felt that he couldn't go on like this. The fish in this f*cking pond were so stupid that they jumped out every now and then, but Miao Nvxia's success rate was still low. One hundred percent, if this goes on like this, don't wait: all the fish in this pond will become Mew Woman's spoils!At that time, do I really have to ask for 610 bags to take back? I think I should take them out for a walk, otherwise I think that... the bearded uncle just now can kill me if he sees it."

Then Mu Tianyuan pointed to the neatly placed... Meow Woman's trophies next to his feet and said, "The other fish are given to you..."

Conan Xiaolan: "..."

you take it!Why do we want these!After wandering outside for a while, Mu Tianyuan returned to the home of the collector Maru Denjiro again, looked at Xiaolan who was still watching the fish there, and asked Conan: "Uncle, have you met that... the bearded man?" Is it over?"