Conan: I Know Beast Language

Then, Kaito, who had a big wave, was carrying a big bag of things, including people and things, and one end... fell into the river... In the end, the person was salvaged, but the bag that this guy stole was completely eaten. I can't ask for it!Mu Tianyuan looked at Kaidou with contempt on his face and said: "The majestic Kaidou Kidd actually let a little girl be beaten into the river, you are quite shameful!"

"I just slipped my feet!"

Kuai Dou blushed, then poked his neck and retorted to Mu Tianyuan, his foot was indeed slippery, otherwise, how could Qing Zi hit him with his own skill! "That's even more embarrassing!"

Mu Tianyuan gave Kuaidou an angry look, anyway... Mu Tianyuan sincerely felt that Kuaidou's explanation was even more embarrassing. The majestic phantom thief Kidd fell into the river because of a slippery foot, which could be even more embarrassing what!Kaito: "...People make mistakes, horses make mistakes!"

"So, you stumbled, right?"

Mu Tianyuan complained while eating peanuts, and then said: "Not only did you stumble, you also got wet!"

Kaito: "...that was an accident!"

"I said, the peanuts from your place"

Hui Yuan saw these two guys quarreling again and shook his head, intending to leave, but after walking two steps, Hui Yuan thought about it and then backed away, Mu Tianyuan shrugged when he heard Hui Yuan's words: " I found it in your lab!"

Huiyuan was silent for a while, then said lightly while going upstairs: "Wait a minute: go buy some more, or my little white mouse will have nothing to eat."

Kaito: "...are we eating rat food?"

Mu Tianyuan: "...Probably"

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Mu Tianyuan originally found a bag of peanuts from Huiyuan's laboratory and asked Kuaidou to eat them. They are not picky eaters, so they ate happily at first, but after Huiyuan came back, this sentence They couldn't eat any more in the blink of an eye!This peanut was bought by Huiyuan and used as mouse food, specially used to feed the small white mice who are in charge of cooperating with her in the experiment! "You bastard, you did it on purpose!"

At first, Mu Tianyuan took out a big bag of peanuts to treat Kuai Dou to himself, but he didn't think it was a big deal, but after knowing that this seemed to be stealing Hui Yuan's feed for the mice, Kuai Dou couldn't eat anymore. Throwing down the peanuts in his hand, Kuaidou immediately jumped up, he felt that Mu Tianyuan was definitely here to take revenge on himself!Revenge myself for dropping his food reserves into the river yesterday!Otherwise, why would this guy take out a bag of peanuts for mice to eat for himself?In fact, to be honest, these... peanuts are actually nothing, after all, they are ordinary peanuts, who hasn't eaten them? The key is that after knowing these... what peanuts are used for, Kuaidou is really a bit confused Can't eat anymore! "What did I do on purpose? How did I know that the peanuts were used by Hui Yuan to feed the mice! If I did it on purpose to trick you, would I eat it with you myself?"

Mu Tianyuan looked at Kaidou with an innocent face and replied, I am wronged about this matter, I never go to Huiyuan's laboratory under normal circumstances, how do I know what the peanuts are for? , I thought it was Huiyuan who bought it after hearing his folk remedies to eat peanuts to nourish his stomach! "Who knows if you plan to die with me?"

When Kuai Dou heard Mu Tianyuan say that, he immediately rolled his eyes. If it was someone else's words, he might not eat it for the sake of defrauding others, but Mu Tianyuan, this stuff sometimes belongs to the kind...a representative who harms others and does not benefit oneself. It’s not unheard of for the guy to jump into the pit at the expense of himself. You must know that this guy once said——Whoever won’t make me feel better, I can’t make him feel better, and I can’t let me feel better too. : Others are better off!You said that with such a human nature plus this guy and his previous convictions, can you not suspect that this guy chose to die together for the sake of cheating himself!Not to mention rat food, even if it was rat poison, if he wanted to trick himself into eating it, he might be able to relax his vigilance and let him eat it for himself first! "Do you have the value of letting me die with you? If you want to kill you, I just need to tease Qingzi and she can kill you for me, okay?"

Mu Tianyuan asked Kuaidou as straightforwardly as he did.

Kaito: "..."

Listen, listen!Is this still a human language!I have never seen such a despicable, dirty, shameless thing!Is it humane to say so outrightly to sow discord and kill someone with a knife?This ugliness of human nature is vividly reflected in him!What evil did I do in my previous life to meet such a thing in this life!At this time, Mu Tianyuan threw peanuts into his mouth while looking at Kuai Dou and said, "Okay, just calm down, it's just rat food, not rat poison, it doesn't matter if you eat it, let's talk about it." Peanuts are considered food, so what’s the point?”

"But don't you think it's weird?"

Kaidou sat back on the sofa while looking at Mu Tianyuan who was eating calmly with a complicated expression and asked, he knew it was food, and he would not reject it under normal circumstances, but now he always felt in his heart, Awkward! "There was a moment when it did,"

After thinking about it for a while, Mu Tianyuan nodded sincerely, and then Mu Tianyuan said: "It's just for a moment!"

"Your ability to adjust your mind is really good..."

When Kuai Dou heard Mu Tianyuan say this, he couldn't help sighing from the bottom of his heart, anyway, he still couldn't turn this corner at this time, and he always felt that if he continued to eat, he would be treated like those... little white mice..." What's the matter, if you want me to say that you are hypocritical, if you can eat enough, as long as you can't die, why do you care who he planned to eat for?"

Mu Tianyuan glanced at Kuai Dou and muttered, then Mu Tianyuan threw another peanut into his mouth and ate it while saying: "Besides, what kind of food is not food, I have eaten all the food and I still care Do you want to eat rat food?"

Mu Tianyuan felt that Kuai Dou was just being hypocritical here, isn't it, isn't it the peanuts that Huiyuan used to feed the mice?

The stuff is meant to be eaten, so you gave it other additional labels like "Have you ever eaten cat food and dog food!"

Kuaidou was shocked for a moment, and after the shock, Kuaidou looked at Mu Tianyuan and sighed from the bottom of his heart again: "Your recipe also...

Is it?"

From a zoological point of view, regardless...

How can humans advertise that they are the spirit of all things, but humans are still omnivorous animals, but Kaidou thinks that Mu Tianyuan is a bit too complicated!Who is okay to eat this! "What's the point? The nutritional value is much higher than the instant noodles you eat all day long!"

Mu Tianyuan rolled his eyes quickly, and then said: "Besides, don't talk about it as if you have never eaten it!"

"When did I eat it! Don't talk nonsense!"

When Kaito heard this, he seemed to be insulted, no, he just... felt insulted, he was Kaitou Kidd, he might eat those things!I have never eaten it myself!Mu Tianyuan curled his lips: "What do you think is that box of peanut-flavored biscuits you took away from me last time?"

Kaito: "...is that dog food or cat food"

When Kaidou came last time, he met Mu Tianyuan who was holding a biscuit box while eating small biscuits while watching TV. Kuaidou grabbed some biscuits and thought they tasted good, so he took them back before leaving Yes, even Kuaidou, a good man from the Gu family, didn’t forget his wife when he had delicious food. He even gave it to Qingzi to taste, and was also praised by Qingzi at the time. Qingzi even asked Kuaidou where to buy it I plan to buy more and come back.

And until today, Kuai Dou realized from Mu Tianyuan's words that the biscuits he and Qingzi thought were good were actually dog ​​food or cat food!He no longer cares about what he is eating, he just wants to know a question, is it dog food or cat food!Mu Tianyuan didn't hide anything, and replied directly with a shrug: "Dog food and cat food combined into one biscuit! It's suitable for about half a year old: it's pure natural without any additives, so it tastes good, right?"

Kaito: "..."

Huiyuan, who just wandered down from the upstairs, happened to overhear the conversation between Mu Tianyuan and Kuaidou. At that time, the high-cold girl's footsteps were... a pause: "..."

At this moment, Huiyuan didn't know what to do with the box of small biscuits he kept privately... After a long silence, Kuidou looked at Mu Tianyuan and took a deep breath, and finally asked solemnly: "……Anymore"

"You want it, it's gone at home, I'll go to the store and get some for you later."

Mu Tianyuan is not a stingy person, since Kaidou wants to eat, he can just give him a few boxes! "Hey, don't you plan to treat me to this for dinner today? I want Chinese food!"

Five minutes later, Kuaidou looked at Mu Tianyuan in despair while eating peanuts, he was already hungry at noon, so Mu Tianyuan must cook tonight!You can't always deal with peanuts, right!If you don't cook, you can tell me earlier, I'll go home and find Qingzi!Mu Tianyuan leaned on the sofa and watched the cartoon while replying: "There is no food at home. If you want to eat, you can go buy it. I will make it when you buy it. Otherwise, I still have flour at home. You can make do with it, if you think the plain flour is not easy to swallow, you can add some water to make it into a batter, but be careful, the water can’t be less, otherwise it will stick to your teeth.”

Kaito: "...how are you eating this!"

It's the first time I heard that flour can be eaten raw!This way of eating is so special!In the end, Kaito decided to go shopping for vegetables by himself and come back to find Mu Tianyuan to process them. After Kaito bought the vegetables, Mu Tianyuan went to work in the kitchen, while Kaito and Huiyuan squatted in the living room watching TV. After Mu Tianyuan came back with dinner, Kuai Dou and Hui Yuan looked at Mu Tianyuan's dinner and twitched the corners of their mouths. After a long silence, Kuai Dou looked at Mu Tianyuan and asked, "This is dinner." "

"Yes, clear soup noodles."