Conan: I Know Beast Language

It's fine if you don't go to school, the key is that Mu Tianyuan is fine!Sometimes he won’t go if he overslept, especially if the weather is bad, sometimes he won’t go when the weather is too good, and sometimes he won’t even go after eating too much breakfast!If you don't go, don't go, you should take a leave of absence and be polite to the teacher!But as for Mu Tianyuan, he often just...wouldn't go without asking for leave!Of course, this guy doesn't ask for leave every time, sometimes he also asks for leave. The problem is that the reasons for asking for leave are often unexpected!He didn't bother to use it because he wasn't feeling well. His reasons for asking for leave were all kinds of weird!Let’s just talk about two days ago, according to what Conan heard from Xiaolan, Mu Tianyuan asked for leave because he found a wild Kamen Rider on the way to school!He's going to catch Masked Rider!Then this guy never showed up again, and it was said that the teacher couldn't contact him anymore. For this reason, the teacher asked Xiaolan and Mariko to ask whether Mu Tianyuan, who went to catch the wild Kamen Rider, was caught by Kamen Rider Caught it!As for Mu Tianyuan also sleeping when going to school, every time he sleeps... for a day, I don't know how he can sleep, he can sleep in get out of class and wake up after class, and every time he wakes up is worse than the bell for the end of get out of class so on time!You said he went to school rather than saying he went to bed!It’s just like this or don’t go to class, go to school and go to bed, this is almost envious of Conan, you must know that he still has to carry a small schoolbag every day to learn such profound questions as 1+1 with a group of brats!If it wasn't for Xiaolan's fear of murdering her husband with his excuse of absenteeism, Conan would also want to be like Mu Tianyuan, not to mention other things, his performance would definitely be much better than it is now!This was when Conan was envious of...Mu Tianyuan's student life. Mu Tianyuan looked at Conan after he had been busy for a while and said, "I said, you came here to ask me if I have karate training... If you talk about this, then I really don’t know, so, are you okay or not? If you’re okay, we won’t keep you after dinner, Daoyuan, hurry up, or you won’t be able to catch up with the car back!”

Mu Tianyuan really didn't understand. For the sake of the safety of his house, he had spent a lot of effort to create a psychological shadow on Conan, and his efforts were not in vain. After suffering several losses, Conan was usually I won’t come to his place to visit, even if I pass by my door, I will walk around here, but today Conan took the risk of being blackmailed by himself and ran here to say that he has something to do, is it just to ask himself about school karate Does the club have any... training activities "It's like this, Xiaolan is a little strange recently..."

Conan gave Mu Tianyuan a blank look, then he stood up and followed Mu Tianyuan into the house while saying.

"What's so strange about Lord Lan?"

Mu Tianyuan looked at Conan curiously and asked. Speaking of which, Mu Tianyuan hadn't formed a team with Xiaolan Yuanzi and the others for several days, because Mu Tianyuan has been very busy these days, and he has to work with him on this aspect. Fighting wits and courage, on the other hand, he took the time to inspect the sphere of influence attached to the second elder of the Alpaca Sect when he surrendered. He only came back this afternoon, so it was a bit strange to hear Conan say that Xiaolan Mu Tianyuan I don't know what's weird about her.

Conan was looking for a place to sit down: while muttering: "I haven't called her for several days, but when I called her today, her attitude was very cold, and she was not as new as before. Shinichi called me."

"Well, maybe she's still here because of your trip to Kabukicho: I'm mad at you."

Mu Tianyuan thought for a while, shrugged his shoulders and guessed, and then Mu Tianyuan continued: "It's normal to feel resentment when you know that a man goes to that kind of place to spend money, this Lord Lan just ignored you.

It's already cheap to break up with you, boy, so far, it seems that the matter is not particularly serious, so listen to me, coax Master Lan, buy her some small gifts or something, and then apologize to Lord Lan , as long as the attitude is a little more sincere, it is estimated that Lord Lan should. "

"I've already explained that matter clearly, and I answered while pinching my chin, but then Conan immediately...

Staring at Mu Tianyuan, he said, "I didn't go to Kabukicho! The one who went there was Kaitou Kidd!"

Nima, mention it!I didn't do this, okay?It's Kidd!It's that boy Kidd!Have a relationship with me!I'm so aggrieved, I just explained it to Xiaolan on the phone for half an hour!Do you know half an hour! "It's not important, the important thing is that Lord Lan is very strange recently, right?"

Mu Tianyuan waved his hands and replied indifferently.

Conan sniffed and said depressedly: "No, this is also very important..."

Why is it not important? This matter is very important, okay!Of course, no matter how important this is, it’s nothing compared to Xiaolan’s change: the important thing is to be strange... "Tell me, besides what you said earlier about ignoring you, is there anything strange about Master Lan?"

Mu Tianyuan didn't respond to Conan's rebuttal, but looked at Conan curiously and asked, Conan's observation skills are very strong, Mu Tianyuan believes that Xiaolan must have other abnormalities, otherwise Conan I will not take the risk of going bankrupt and come to find myself! "The other thing is... Xiaolan often goes out in the evening these days, and then comes back at night, and every time Xiaolan goes out, she looks very happy."

Conan was silent for a while and replied with an unhappy face, and then Conan said: "Although Xiaolan's explanation is that the school's karate club has strengthened training recently, I always feel that it is wrong."

Xiaolan's abnormality is not limited to being indifferent to herself, it is also suspicious to go out every evening and come back at night, right?Although Xiaolan's reason seems to be the same thing, but in the past, although Xiaolan was very active in the school club training every time, it doesn't look like Xiaolan will be happy! "That's it..."

When Mu Tianyuan heard what Conan said, he immediately sat up straight, and the little fox, who was with Miao Heroine, who was hitting the cow with his head, became energetic again, and swished to the coffee table, looking at it with bright eyes. Conan murmured to Mu Tianyuan, "I think this story is interesting! I don't know if it's an illusion, but I think Conan's head is green!"

"Meow"

Meowwoman, who was playing head-to-head with the little fox, was lying on the sofa because the little fox suddenly ran away and lost her focus. Said to the little fox: "Stop playing meow"

"Wait: wait:, there's more fun here!"

The little fox flicked its tail and replied to Miao Nv Xia in animal language, Miao Nv Xia immediately looked at Conan when she heard what the little fox said, and then replied while washing his face with his paws: "He is not funny, meow, too stupid No, I don’t even know how to play ball of yarn, meow!”

Conan didn't know that he was categorized as an idiot in Miao Nvxia's mind because he didn't know how to play with balls of yarn. At this moment, he was still there with an unhappy face and said to Mu Tianyuan: "Yeah, that's it, Do you think there is something wrong with Xiaolan?"

It stands to reason that analysis and reasoning are what Conan is best at. Under normal circumstances, Conan is confident that his reasoning is definitely not weaker than others, even if it is his own kind Hattori Heiji, this is not the same as him, but this is what Conan must I have to admit that if I tied up with my own kind of Hattori Heiji and multiplied by twenty, I couldn't keep up with Mu Tianyuan, not to mention how rich the relationship experience of other people Mu Tianyuan is. Girlfriends who have had sex with goods can be said to be car-loading!If all of these are gathered together and put into a truck, it will be the same as loading the goods, and it will not fit in one truck!Just this amount is enough to make them two high school detectives in Kanto and Kansai, so when Conan found that Xiaolan was getting more and more strange and wanted to talk to someone, the first person he thought of was... Mu Tian Far!Speaking of which, there are not many people who can negotiate with Conan. First of all, this person must know his true identity, otherwise it is not easy to negotiate!And there are only a few people who know his true identity so far, my parents, Dr. A Li, Mu Tianyuan, Hui Yuan, and Xiao Hei.

First of all, it is said that the relationship between Xiao Hei and Conan is so good, and Conan should consult with him if he has something to do, but as soon as Hattori Xiao Hei appeared, Conan shot him to death in his heart, because Hattori Xiao Hei In Mu Tianyuan's words... this guy is a hot-blooded reasoning idiot, his IQ is enough, but... sometimes he is impulsive, and emotionally he is just as stupid as himself, he is an emotional idiot!Although Conan does not admit that he is an emotional idiot, there is one thing Conan has to admit, that is, Xiao Hei is really stupid emotionally!You must know that Mu Tianyuan has complained about Hattori Heiji more than once. Obviously, this guy and Yuan Shan and Ye are not in love with each other, but Hattori Heiji, an idiot, has to... play shyly, so shy that he hasn't gotten it yet. , If it were him, there would be several children!If it was any other question, Conan would believe at most [-]%, but only on this point, Conan believes that Mu Tianyuan is absolutely not talking nonsense, he really can!Therefore, the idiot Hattori Heiji can be completely excluded.

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After excluding the good friend Hattori Heiji, only my parents, Haibara, Dr. Ali, and Mu Tianyuan are left. Although the girl Huiyuan is said to be her teammate in the film, even though Mu Tianyuan said more than once She is a genius girl, and Conan also admits this, but it seems that it is useless to ask her about the relationship, because the girl doesn't look like an emotional one at first sight, okay?Besides, this girl has been busy researching for most of the time before, and she is finally in charge of researching and researching the fake wine workshop. How can she have time to fall in love? Finding her is better than thinking about it by yourself!Then there is Dr. Ali, not to mention Dr. Ali, but if he can do research in this area, why is he still single now that he is in his fifties? Anyway, I have known Dr. Ali for so many years and I have never seen him. He had a girlfriend!A senior single dog like Dr. Cheng Ali asked him to consult about relationship problems. He must have forgotten to take his medicine in the morning!Then there are my parents, the two of them must know something about feelings, if they don't understand, where did I come from!But the question is, how can I discuss this matter with my parents!So after thinking about it, the most suitable candidate is Mu Tianyuan. This guy knows his identity and has a rich love life. Finding him is the best choice! "Conan,"

Mu Tianyuan was silent for a while when he heard Conan asking himself what was going on with Xiao Lan. When Conan could hardly bear to pry Mu Tianyuan's mouth open, Mu Tianyuan finally spoke. Tianyuan looked at Conan with a slightly sympathetic look and said, "Let me ask you a few questions first."

"……You ask."

Conan knew that this matter, like solving a case, requires detailed understanding to make a judgment, so after hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, Conan nodded immediately, and then Conan stared at Mu Tianyuan with dead fish eyes and said: "Besides, you Can you stop looking at me like that!"

Nima, what do you mean by staring at me with sympathetic eyes!Don't think I can't see it, you just sympathize, right?My mind is messed up enough right now, you still look at me like this, do you know that my mind is even more messed up!Also look!Stop looking at me like that now!Otherwise, I, I, I will show you your letter!I will die at your house!I'll get your floors dirty! "Now start asking questions."

Mu Tianyuan didn't pay attention to Conan and still looked at Conan with sympathetic eyes. When he heard that Mu Tianyuan was going to ask a question, Conan couldn't care less about Mu Tianyuan's sympathetic eyes. Follow Mu Tianyuan and wait for Mu Tianyuan's question.

"First question, please listen to the question,"

After clearing his throat, Mu Tianyuan said seriously: "You are 24 years pregnant, and you went to the hospital for an ultrasound examination and found that the fetal position is not correct. Is it necessary to correct the fetal position?"

Conan: "..."

I am 24 weeks pregnant, and I found that the baby's fetal position is not correct. How do I know whether I need to correct it?But if it’s not right, it’s right, I don’t plan to give birth naturally, can’t I have a caesarean section! "Tsk, you have learned some professional knowledge from our mother, right?"

The little fox was still looking at Conan, who looked like he had a green hat on his head. After hearing Mu Tianyuan's question, he turned his head to look at Mu Tianyuan and sighed.

"That's right, I know a lot. That means I didn't become an obstetrician, otherwise I'm half an amateur!"

Mu Tianyuan looked at the little fox with a proud tone and replied.

And Conan said frantically after being silent for a long time: "Stop playing! I'm serious!"

Nima, what we are discussing now is about Xiaolan!Why did you ask the first question so unexpectedly!Besides, I'm only seven years old, okay!Is it appropriate for you to ask me this question!Have you ever seen a child born at the age of seven?Moreover, I am a man!male! "The correct answer is that it is too early to be necessary...,"

Mu Tianyuan looked at Conan contemptuously and replied, then Mu Tianyuan looked at Conan again and said: "This question is considered as a gift, no points will be scored, please listen to the second question next."

Conan: "...don't...ask me what to do if the fetal position is not right!"

Mu Tianyuan looked at Conan with a serious expression and said: "There is a bus, there are five passengers on the bus when it departs from the departure station, two people come up at the first stop, six people go down, and at the second stop..."

"You are playing with me!"

Don't wait: After Mu Tianyuan finished speaking, Ke jumped over, looked at Mu Tianyuan frantically and shouted, Nima, have you forgotten why I came to you!You still have the heart to think about me, will you let me live!Believe it or not, I really died at your house, and I will say that you killed me. In addition, is this one stop worth taking the bus!Can't go well!And ah, when your bus departed from the departure station, there were five passengers on board, why did six people get off at the first stop?Where did your extra person come from!Could it be that even the bus driver ran away! "Okay, okay, this question is considered spare, I'm going to ask you a good listen,"

Mu Tianyuan waved his hand at Conan, and then said gossipingly: "Conan, Lord Lan was very happy when he went out recently, right?"

"Um……"

Conan nodded, this expression is right, your serious face just now is obviously... fooling people!Wait..., no!It's not right for you to look like a gossip! "Then besides...the expression is very happy, is there...others?"