Conan: I Know Beast Language

It doesn't matter if you don't recall it, but when you recall Mu Tianyuan's look at Conan, it's so unpleasant that you want to kill this guy, the sudden time distortion is so good that you can't kill yourself and the little fox. Seeing that you have to pay for your living expenses, it turns out all of a sudden The time jumped, and then he and the little fox were so poor that they almost went to beg for food!It's not an exaggeration, it's really almost a beggar!What little money was left, I really wanted to break it in half, not to mention anything else, even if I was addicted to cigarettes, I would not give up smoking one cigarette at once, scoring three times!Three times!Sometimes it’s even enough to just smell it!If the smoke does not burn to the filter, I will be very reluctant!All this is because of Conan!The little fox gritted his teeth and said, "Yes, no, let's kill him and eat dog meat."

At this time, the little fox really wants to slice and make hot pot!Originally, although she and Mu Tianyuan could not say that they were very rich, they could still live comfortably, and they could buy a few roast chickens every now and then, but since Conan came out, she didn't have any chicken bones. Throw it away!Eating a mouthful of biscuits and sipping a bone is considered a meal!After all, he is also a refined fox, so there must be close-up shots in Liaozhai!In the end, the mess is actually not as good as those... ignorant people who only know how to catch rabbits in the wild, so I almost became a disgrace to the fox clan!I'm afraid that among the most refined animals and plants in history, I am the worst one!Conan had heard that... the home run king's words, and he rolled his dead fish eyes and silently complained that the name of the home run king must have been obtained by superstition, but he suddenly felt a chill all over his body. At that time, Conan's tail was so hanging that it didn't explode. When he looked around, he noticed the unfriendly eyes of Mu Tianyuan and the little fox. At that time, Conan ran behind his master Xiaolan, and then With a dazed expression on his face, he poked his head over there and looked at his head, Nima, what's going on!Well, why did Mu Tianyuan and his raised fox look at him like this!Could it be that I stole their dog food?Since there are no them, why are you staring at me like this? Is it even more impossible to say that I provoked them!As for Mu Tianyuan, a swindler who can cheat himself if he has nothing to do, how could he rush to kill himself!What the hell is going on here? Because Mao and the others are looking at themselves like this! "right here……"

Just when Mu Tianyuan and the little fox were staring viciously at the frightened Conan, that... the black, straight and long amateur master came over, and when he came over, he came up with a different opening sentence, which attracted people including Mu Tian Everyone's attention, including Yuan and the little fox.

"Tsk tsk, this is the true biography of the master's deep profession."

The little fox is looking at that... the amateur master Zhang Liangyao then murmured to Mu Tianyuan with a smile, and Mu Tianyuan laughed and said: "This is the basic requirement for entry, okay, this is for amateur masters How can this attract other people's curiosity if you don't pretend to be mysterious? Look, I guess this little beauty will say something ominous here later."

In the past, Mu Tianyuan didn't believe in these things. After rebuilding the Three Views, Mu Tianyuan didn't believe it even more. In the past, he just told him that it was a lie. Now Mu Tianyuan can tell if it's true at a glance The same kind, with this identification ability, he can trust the words of a mysterious fancier here!And Xiaolan still believed in the words of the fancier-level amateur master in front of her. After seeing that the master was pretending to be mysterious, she immediately looked at the amateur master Nagara Haruka curiously and asked, "Is there anything wrong?"

"This house has a very ominous vibe to me,"

Chang Liangyao replied immediately when he heard what Xiaolan said, and upon hearing her words, the little fox glanced at Mu Tianyuan and said, "You peeked at the script, right?"

"Is it still necessary to peek at the script? After listening to her first sentence, you will know what her next sentence is. If you don't believe me, I will take you to the dog market next time when I go back to my hometown. In the past, the dog market was next to the flyover and in the small park. They are all masters who set up stalls and tell fortunes. When I take you to see, there may be one who sneaks out of the stall while the aunt on the street is not at work. Then you listen to their... It's more cultured than that."

Mu Tianyuan folded his arms and replied, he has seen this a lot, well, when passing by there before, countless masters tried their best to solicit customers along the way, some of them were amiable, some of them were high-level people, and some of them pretended to be mysterious. It can be found everywhere. Whenever you pass by, someone will tell you something like "Little brother, you have not been very lucky recently, you should pay more attention."

, or "This gentleman, you have had a calamity recently, do you know?"

, or "Handsome guys are here to play"

Uh, this is the big sister who has crossed the border... In short, she just... attracts your attention, and when you pass by, she just... keeps talking until you are completely fooled...!Mu Tianyuan used to call there often on his way to and from get off work, but he hadn't seen anything like this at all... Nagara Yao in front of him is just prettier than those masters!And at this moment... Nagara Haruka took out a Tarot card that Mu Tianyuan didn't know what it was drawing, and said, "I feel that there will be a catastrophe!"

"She lied meow, I didn't feel anything meow!"

As soon as Nagara Haruka finished speaking, the Meow Girl who was hiding in Mu Tianyuan's backpack poked her head out and meowed, and then the Meow Girl retracted her head back into the backpack with a whoosh.

Meow Girl has now been appointed as the early warning radar. After Mu Tianyuan and the little fox realized that Mew Girl was quite keen on... danger or abnormality, they ordered Meow Girl to notify them immediately if she was absolutely wrong. Miao Nv Xia firmly remembered, now that someone said that there was a catastrophe, Miao Nv Xia immediately came out and told Mu Tianyuan, the provincial Mu Tianyuan was fooled.

The little fox turned his head to look at Li Junyang's backpack, then looked at Nagara Haruka with some sympathy and muttered: "... I don't know what kind of expression this little girl has when she knows that she can't even fool a cat..."

"I think she's quite capable," she said.

Mu Tianyuan pinched his chin and raised a different opinion, and the little fox said curiously, "How do you say it?"

Mu Tianyuan glanced at the lewd Uncle Mao Li and the thieves Conan and muttered, "Because, at the very least, something will happen to this pair."

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"Well...you really have a bit of ability to say this about this girl."

After hearing Mu Tianyuan's explanation, the little fox took another look at that... As soon as he came here, he pretended to be the mysterious black long straight girl Nagara Haruka. Originally, the little fox and Mu Tianyuan had always thought that this divination master Nagara Haruka was... He is a pure liar. After all, neither of them felt any similar feeling from this Nagara Haruka girl. This is a normal person, but I didn't expect her girl to predict that something happened here!This alone is unusual. You must know that the Weng-in-law combination of Uncle Maori and Conan is here!Just because the two of them are here, if nothing happens, I'm sorry for the appearance of these two people!Mu Tianyuan, little fox, and the others know this natural law, but because Uncle Mao Li and Conan usually hide it better, except for...Mu Mu police officer...discovered a little bit of this natural law, other people don't know Yes, after all, if it spreads, ordinary people would dare not invite the uncle and the others to come and guide them, right? But such a girl can guess that something is going to happen here, it doesn't matter whether she is fooled or what, at least this The girl is a sensible person! "Tsk tsk, if this girl really feels it, then... it's a bit interesting,"

Mu Tianyuan folded his arms and looked at the girl with a half-smile and muttered to the little fox. Hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, the little fox nodded slightly and said, "Yes, but I still think that the girl is probably here. Pretend to be mysterious."

"It's too bad for you to say that."

Uncle Mao Li didn't know that Mu Tianyuan and the little fox basically agreed with the words of Haruka Nagara's sister. At this moment, Uncle Mao Li looked at Haruka Nagara with a dry smile and reminded, sister, I know you are a fortune teller, but come on, You are too straightforward, you come to someone's house as a guest and guard the door to say this. This is thanks to the owner of the house, Ms. Su Fang Hongzi, who is not here and didn't hear you. Otherwise, think about it, if this person can give You have a good face to be a ghost!After all, if someone goes to your house and says this kind of thing, whoever hears it will be happy? At this time, the photographer Katagiri Masaki said that standing in the yard and talking is not a problem, and suggested whether to enter the house Besides, everyone has no objection to this proposal. After all, in this cold weather, who is willing to squat in the yard and drink the cool breeze? But the problem is that the design of this house is quite unique, because it looks like a doorway in the center Design, and the entrance: it is on both sides of the house, yes, that is... two sides, because it looks like there are two main entrances!Seeing this design, Uncle Maori and the others were a little at a loss. The middle... door opening must not be the main entrance, because it seems to lead directly to the backyard, but which of these two doors should be used to get in!And just when Uncle Mao Li and the others didn't know which door to enter the house, the door on the right side of the crowd opened at this moment, and then a maid stood at the door and bowed slightly and said: "You are very welcome. "

"Oh, so the entrance: it's in that place!"

Uncle Mao Li saw the maid walking out and immediately said with a smile. As a result, the door on the left was opened just after Uncle Mao Li finished speaking.

A maid with the same clothes, height, and appearance appeared. This maid also bowed slightly, and then said, "You are all very welcome."

"Twins,"

With his professional level, Mu Tianyuan looked left and right and found that the two girls were...except that they looked exactly the same, even the size: they were exactly the same!Then Mu Tianyuan scratched his head and said in a daze: "However, can these two doors be used?"

"Mr. Maori and your companions, please enter from the east side entrance here: enter the house and rest."

At this time, one of the maids looked at Uncle Mori and said with a smile, while the other maid followed up and said, "Mr. Katagiri, Mr. Matsudaira, and Ms. Nagara, please enter from the west side here: enter the room and rest."

"Obey, rich people's families are different, it's worth it"

The little fox was there looking at the two little maids left and right, but after hearing that they were going to enter in batches, the little fox flicked his tail and whispered to Mu Tianyuan, after Mu Tianyuan heard what the little fox said Answer immediately.

You can tell by looking at this design, there are two front doors in most people’s houses.”

That... home run Wang Songping asked the maid curiously, "Why do you have to enter on two sides?"

This question is not only puzzled by this Matsudaira, but also several other people, after all, this is the first time they have encountered this situation!And the one who is in charge of entertaining the west side... the maid explained at this time: "Because the interior of this mansion is divided into two different parts, east and west, any guest who the master arranges to stay in the west wing has to enter from the west side. :Enter."

Another maid who was in charge of entertaining Mu Tianyuan and his group also said at the same time: "All the guests who are arranged by the master to stay in the east wing room have to enter from the east side: this is the usual practice of this mansion. "

"Routine"

After hearing the little maid's words, Mu Tianyuan scratched his face and muttered, "I always think this practice is so strange..."

This particularity is so amazing, where is there such a practice? In fact, not only Mu Tianyuan finds it strange, but everyone finds it strange at the moment, and even Conan is still talking to Hui Yuan while rolling his dead fish eyes. Said: "I always feel like I have come to a strange place..."

"Hmm... I feel weird after seeing this building."

Huiyuan, a patient with castle phobia, is getting more and more serious. Now Huiyuan always thinks that there will be a tunnel in a big house, and will there be strange things happening in the house, so Huiyuan is seeing After such a big house, I kept muttering in my heart.

"Look at it, look at it, big families are just... different, how can such ordinary people have such a practice here?"

After looking around, the little fox patted Mu Tianyuan with his tail and muttered. Hearing what the little fox said, Mu Tianyuan immediately murmured: "This is not a custom even for a big family. That’s how their house is.”

It's not like Mu Tianyuan hasn't been to the rich family, not to mention the other well-established Suzuki family, right? They don't have such a practice here either!So this is definitely a practice that only this family can have. After all, most people have two front doors, one on the left and one on the right. If you want to learn such a practice, you can’t learn it. Climb in through the window. It’s good that there is a yard. If you live in a building that doesn’t need to be high, the second and third floors will be quite strenuous. Maybe you have to provide a ladder. If it’s higher, you won’t have the climbing skills. Can't get in!And at this time, the one in charge of greeting the West Wing... the little maid said, "If you don't follow this convention..."