Conan: I Know Beast Language

You are introverted and don't have much contact with girls!Where the hell did you get this illusion!Do you even know what the word introvert means?How on earth do you think you don't have much contact with girls!It's not that you don't have much contact, you have too much contact, okay!And it's still the most primitive way to get in touch!Now you're saying this, you know what, the most bullshit story we've ever heard in our lives!none of them!And I don’t know why, we have a feeling that what you actually want to say is that you plan to sleep with her, and then let her have a painless abortion! "Just bully this master who doesn't know you well,"

The little fox glanced at Mu Tianyuan and sighed helplessly, then the little fox said again: "However, you said this too late, if you said it before you teased her, maybe she would really half believe it."

"Young, you are so young. Although you are more educated than me, I have to say that you are still too young. You need to know that sometimes all you need in the adult world is an excuse."

Mu Tianyuan glanced at the little fox and said in an old-fashioned way, how important is the real situation? Sometimes an excuse is enough!Then Mu Tianyuan looked at Chang Liangyao with a sincere face and said, "Miss Chang Liang, please help me check my palm."

Nagara Haruka: "I don't know how to read palms..."

Do you know that I am a master of tarot divination!Rely on the picture to speak!Palmistry is not the skill of our profession! "Nope,"

Mu Tianyuan suddenly realized and nodded, then looked at Nagara Haruka with a smile and said, "It's okay if you don't, I will! I'll help you read your palm, come, give me your hand!"

Nagara Haruka: "..."

Uncle Mao Li and others: "..."

don't know why, whatever...

Whether it's Uncle Mao Li, his family of three, or Nagara Haruka himself, they all feel that what Mu Tianyuan really wants to say is...the last sentence..."Alas,"

At this time, the little fox sighed, then looked at Mu Tianyuan and said indifferently: "Did you know that your pervert nature is once again exposed at a glance..."

Mu Tianyuan immediately said in surprise, "I thought I'd been exposed a long time ago!"

Little Fox: "...Is that why you broke the jar?"

After sending Changliang Yao home, Mu Tianyuan and the others returned to their respective homes. Mu Tianyuan was also tired after tossing around for most of the night, so after returning home, Mu Tianyuan simply fell asleep. After a night, I didn't get up until it was dark. After dinner and watching TV, Mu Tianyuan decided to go back to sleep after checking the time.

However, Mu Tianyuan's plan failed because of two reasons. The first is...he had slept for a whole day during the day, and now he really couldn't sleep anymore. If he continued to sleep, he felt that he could successfully He fell asleep by himself, and the second is... At twelve o'clock in the evening, an unexpected guest suddenly came to their house, or to be more precise, in his bedroom.

Although Mu Tianyuan's house would have an uninvited visitor named Kidd the Phantom Thief every now and then, but today the uninvited visitor was really not Kaito, or this time it wasn't a person at all, but a mask! "...I just realized that this mere mask can have such rich expressions."

Mu Tianyuan was lying on the bed and counting sheep, but as he was counting, he felt a ghostly aura appearing in his bedroom for some reason. If this ghostly aura could not explain anything, then this followed Mu Tianyuan had to open his eyes to take a look at the strange laughter that came, because it was such an ugly laugh!As a result, when Mu Tianyuan opened his eyes, he saw a very familiar mask floating in mid-air that violated the rules of physics. Looking at that... Mu Tianyuan knew that it should be Xiao Boole's mask, but although He said he roughly recognized it, but at this moment, Xiao Bo's mask is not the same as the one he saw at Su Fang Hongzi's house. Although the mask he saw at that time was also a creepy smile, it was definitely not like that. It's so vivid, just like a real person, and at this moment, the position of the eyes of the mask is still radiating: red light!What surprised Mu Tianyuan the most was the expression on the mask. Originally, the mask was... grinning and giggling there, but now, the expression is so rich that it doesn't look like it was carved out of a piece of wood! "I didn't know it had such an ugly smile."

The little fox also felt this at the same time, so he got out of the bed and looked at that... Floating in mid-air at night, while emitting a faint light, he stared at them with a pair of red eyes that might be eyeballs, staring at them with a strange smile said the mask.

"Meow"

Miao Hero was originally nestled in the bed, but now she also got out of the bed, she tilted her head and looked at it for a while... behind the mask, she turned to look at Mu Tianyuan and said, "I want to kill it, meow"

The thinking mode of Miao Nv Xia has always been simple and direct, this mask gave her a bad feeling, and this uninvited invasion of their territory, for... Miao Nv Xia who has a very strong sense of territory This one is enough to slap the opponent down, not to mention that this thing looks malicious!Just go to these two meow girls and decide to kill them!As for being afraid, I'm sorry, although it looks weird, Meow Woman really doesn't feel scared, because this thing doesn't make her feel threatened at all, and it's still so big, at most it will... Fly, the problem is that it's amazing to be able to fly! It's not like she hasn't killed someone who can fly!Back then when she was hanging out on the street, the ones that could fly were nothing more than wild game that she had nothing to do to beat the tooth festival. After following Mu Tianyuan, she has seen flying smog dogs!This mask is more or less used as a mount! "No hurry, let's see what he's going to do,"

Mu Tianyuan touched the head of Miao Heroine, then lay on the bed and looked at the mask floating there, and said, "Hey, mask, can we communicate? If we can communicate, let's chat. You don't sleep and come here in the middle of the night." what"

According to Mu Tianyuan's guess, this mask should be some unlucky ghost inside, as long as this ghost still has intelligence, it should be able to communicate.

In fact, this is exactly the case, this mask can really communicate, but the only problem is that Mu Tianyuan, the little fox and meow heroine, didn't understand what the mask said, so Mu Tianyuan waved his hand immediately and said: "Please tell me Thank you for the language I can understand, otherwise I really wouldn't know what the hell you are talking about!"

There was a lot of chatter in this mask, it sounded like he said a lot of things, but the problem was that I really didn't know which dialect this guy was speaking in, anyway, I couldn't understand a single word!The mask is also honest. After hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, he gave a strange laugh and changed his language: "There are two different humans and two different animals. Your blood must be very delicious."

The little fox ignored the mask's speech, and after shaking his ears, he looked at Mu Tianyuan and said, "By the way, if I guessed correctly, if it wasn't for the will of the big universe to force Sinicization, what he said must be Japanese, do you believe it?" You have lived in this poor place for so long and you can still speak a few words in Japanese, so don't you feel inferior?"

"I'm such a low self-esteem. Knowing Japanese is great. I have also learned common language from the teaching materials of famous teachers, okay?"

Mu Tianyuan curled his lips, what's so great about being able to speak Japanese, since he can also speak animal language!I am much more advanced than him!At least I am a well-deserved animal language expert!Really expert!It's not the kind that needs to be avoided when encountering counterfeiting...! "What did he mean meow?"

At this time, Miao Nvxia tilted her head in confusion, and Mu Tianyuan immediately explained: "If I guessed correctly, he wants to drink our blood, and make our blood into blood tofu by the way."

"Drinking blood he is a different mosquito meow"

As soon as Mu Tianyuan explained Miao Nv Xia, she understood, and instantly looked at the mask floating in mid-air with some interest. Miao Nv Xia knows things that like to suck blood, such as fleas, such as mosquitoes, and this mask can fly. So he's a big mosquito!It's just that this mosquito looks a little different! [Thanks: 13.

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Chapter Nine hundred and sixty-nine It was obviously cursing, why did it suddenly become a statement?

Mask, who had been laughing all the time, stopped laughing now, because the mask hurt his self-esteem a little bit. Just now, Mask felt that Mu Tianyuan and his group's reaction was a little too flat. He felt as if he was insulted when he was still chatting here, he was a curse mask, okay?How scary!Now I'm going to taste your blood, you're not afraid of you, it's too disrespectful to me!This is the first time I've taken the initiative to show up to harm someone!I will be very frustrated if you do this!It will even affect my future development!It will hit my self-confidence, you know!Just when the mask was about to show that it was scary, the little fox rolled lazily in the bed, then looked up at the mask and said, "Hey, that...flying mask, you want to drink our blood"

The mask may be because it is a supernatural product, so it is not surprising that the little fox can speak, but he replied: "Yes, I have felt the difference between you since yesterday, presumably your blood must be Very delicious”

"I said, mask, are you stupid?"

Mu Tianyuan took a look at the mask, then sat up from the bed and said, "You stupid thing, since you can feel that we are different, why don't you use your brain to think about it? Why are we different?"

Could this mask be a fool in the mask? Since it can feel it, why does it not know how to ponder? At the door of my own house, come here, and laugh like a villain, isn't it okay to die? "I think you are really stupid, it is... a broken five, where did the mask come from?" brain"

The little fox got out of the bed completely, and then stretched his waist and complained, you let a mask use your brain, aren't you just embarrassing it? Can a mask have a brain? "Sorry, my fault, I forgot this guy really out of my mind."

Mu Tianyuan was stunned for a moment, then sincerely admitted his mistake, the little fox was right, he was really stupid to let a mask use his brain!Immediately afterwards, Mu Tianyuan scratched his head and said, "But having said that, I was originally scolding, why did I feel like it became a declarative sentence when you said that?"

I originally asked if it had no brains, and I was cursing here from the bottom of my heart, but when the little fox reminded me, I don't know why I felt that my seemingly good scolding had become the truth! "It was originally a declarative sentence!"

The little fox gave Mu Tianyuan a blank look, and Mu Tianyuan rubbed his nose: "Okay, you're right."

Immediately afterwards, Mu Tianyuan looked at the mask and said, "I'm wondering, why is your recipe blood tofu? So why do you still eat blood tofu? Besides, do you know how to make blood tofu so delicious? Do you know that leeks should be added? Do you know that it is best to blanch the water before making soup? Do you know the countless ways to make blood tofu?"

"He drank blood directly, not made it into blood tofu."

The little fox immediately reminded him that he didn't say to make blood tofu!It was Mu Tianyuan himself who decided that other people's recipe was blood tofu, he took it for granted that other people's recipe was blood tofu! "whatever,"

Mu Tianyuan yawned, then bent down, picked up the slippers on the ground, and threw it at the mask floating in midair: "Cut him!"

The slippers that Mu Tianyuan threw out did not need to be enchanted++, Mu Tianyuan's strength alone was enough, only to see that the slippers were hanging on the front of the mask, and the mask was photographed on the opposite side of the bedroom It went to the wall, and after hitting the wall, the mask rebounded and fell directly to the ground, but before the mask hit the ground, Mew Woman was still in place, and slapped the mask away with one paw: "Little fox, Catch the ball meow!"

The little fox moved a bit, then flicked its tail: "Look at my tail shooting!"