Conan: I Know Beast Language

Then he pointed to those... torn crooked paper towels and said: "When you go back, burn these to ashes, and then put them in white wine and drink them."

After speaking, Mu Tianyuan got up and ran to the front of the cabinet to look around, and then came back with a bottle of white wine. He put the whole bottle of white wine in front of the village chief and said, "This bottle of wine will be divided among you guys. Remember to drink it up when the time comes."

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"Mr. Mu, may I ask, is this a spell?"

The liar on the side is so good... also in this line of work, now looking at those... Tissues looked at Mu Tianyuan with a face full of shock and enthusiasm and asked, and then without waiting: Mu Tianyuan said that the master liar used Looking at Mu Tianyuan with a look of God, he said: "Mr. Mu is indeed an expert. As far as I know, all the spells need special talisman paper and talisman pens, but Mr. Mu can draw such advanced and profound paintings so easily. The spell is really powerful!"

"That's for... you guys."

Mu Tianyuan glanced at this expert and said indifferently.

Hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, the master liar immediately.

Nodding quickly, that's right, I'm an expert, what I'm talking about is turning decay into magic... I just rely on my ability, let alone paper towels, even writing on used sanitary napkins is not a problem!Then the expert looked at Mu Tianyuan with a twisted face and said, "Well... Mr. Mu, I don't know if I can worship you as my teacher..."

"Can't,"

Mu Tianyuan was stunned for a moment, then refused without hesitation, apprentice, I still want to find a master!You still ask me to be your teacher, you worship me as your teacher, I will teach you how to pick up girls, don't even think about it!I will not entrust this to you! "I……"

The expert immediately wanted to express his sincerity, but before he finished speaking, Mu Tianyuan interrupted angrily: "Don't think about it, the teacher's rules don't accept foreigners, you want to die and I don't want to die, so You'd better go back and continue cheating! Judging from your appearance, you are born to... do this job, believe me, cheating is very suitable for you!"

Master liar: "Yes..."

Co-author, I have been in the wrong business for so many years!Dad, you delayed me!If you hadn't passed on the shrine to me back then, maybe I would have reached the pinnacle of my life long ago!After being rejected for apprenticeship application, the liar master hesitated for a moment, then took out a book from his small bag and handed it to Mu Tianyuan respectfully. Mu Tianyuan tilted his head to look at it, and then took it casually While reading the book, he said curiously: "What the hell is the painting of Jin Ping Mei originally from the Qing Dynasty? Damn! What is this? You know I can't read!"

"Uh, this is a book about exorcism from our shrine's ancestors. I would like to ask Mr. Mu to read it. Is the stuff on it true or false..."

The master liar looked at Mu Tianyuan humbly and explained that the content of this book was handed down by their ancestors from the shrine, but after so many years, not only the master liar, even his ancestors don't know whether it is true or not, Anyway... they just copied the gourd, and after so many years of tossing, they didn't get any results. The spell used by the master liar before... was learned from this, but it was effective. Using expert Mu Tian If it's far away, it's... in the future, wrap a stone in the paper and throw it out!In fact, this liar master didn't believe in ghosts at all before. He just read the book handed down from his ancestors. If he knows how to draw the spells on the book, he can use it to fool people when he gets money. But he didn't expect this world What a ghost!After opening the door to the new world, at this time, the master liar wanted to find Mu Tianyuan, who seemed to be a very expert expert, to help him identify the authenticity of this secret book handed down from his ancestors. As for the fear of being stolen from others, Mu Tianyuan Can the existence that can draw symbols at any time be able to see something like him, "Tsk, let me say that he is suitable for cheating,"

Mu Tianyuan flipped through the book casually while muttering to the little fox at the side, then Mu Tianyuan looked up at the liar Gao Ren and said: "Could it be handed down from your family this year? If it's a handwritten copy, I'd dare I believe this is from your family's ancestors, but you printed out this computer typesetting and you tell me that it is from your family's ancestors!"

Damn, you don't have to cheat like this!What the hell are you being a labor-management idiot!You can do it even if you hand-copied it with a pencil, but it's just a matter of marking a certain publishing house. You tell me this is from your family's ancestors! "Uh, I rearranged this later, the original book is in the shrine..."

After hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, the master liar immediately explained that this is really this year's, but the content is passed down from the ancestors! "Um"

The little fox was lying on the sidelines and formed a group together. Hearing what Mu Tianyuan said, she looked up, but after taking a look, the little fox was surprised and suddenly hummed in confusion, and then the little fox jumped up all of a sudden. When he got to Mu Tianyuan, he ran to Mu Tianyuan with the book in his mouth. After running, he threw it on the ground and patted it like he found a new toy. Every paw, the little fox patted the book far away, and then chased after it and continued to pat it.

Don't look at the little fox, it seems like a small animal has found a toy, but the little fox innocently patted the book while talking to Mu Tianyuan: "The content of this book is a bit interesting! You first give it a shot, I'll take the book Take a picture of the content."

As he spoke, the little fox yelled in animal language: "Maple leaf, come and help!"

Meow Woman didn't know what Little Fox was going to do, but she jumped up from the sofa and ran towards Meow Woman, and Little Fox seemed to be afraid that Meow Woman would snatch her new toy when she saw Meow Woman running over immediately.

He ran upstairs with the book in his mouth, and in the blink of an eye, the little fox and Miao Nv Xia disappeared.

"Uh……"

Mu Tianyuan watched the seemingly innocent little fox run away with the book in his mouth... for a moment, then he turned his head to look at the liar Gao Ren apologetically, and said, "I'm sorry, my little fox is too cute. You are naughty, wait a moment, I will help you get the book back."

"It doesn't matter, I still have a few books to return."

The master liar quickly waved his hand to stop Mu Tianyuan who had already got up, and then the master liar looked at Mu Tianyuan and said humbly: "That...Mr. Mu, is the content of my book true? of"

A book, a master liar, doesn't care. The point is that he wants to know whether the content written in this book handed down from his ancestors is true or not. "Um……"

Mu Tianyuan hesitated for a while after hearing the expert's question, and then said to the expert: "Actually, I didn't pay much attention to it, why don't I look at it later."

Mu Tianyuan originally wanted to wait for the little fox to take down the book and read it, but he didn't expect that the master liar would simply take out another copy from his bag, respectfully and give it to Mu Tianyuan... "...You are not selling martial arts cheats part-time, are you?"

Looking at the book in front of him, Mu Tianyuan twitched the corners of his mouth twice, and then looked at the expert in front of him with a speechless expression, who was respectfully waiting for his correction, Nima, it’s okay, you’re fine and you’re going out with so much What are the books for!Well, even if you like to read books, you don't have to take two of the same books with you when you go out!Could it be that you are really idle and have nothing to do to make a guest appearance as a senior expert, and then just use the reason of being surprised by the bones to fool people! "Uh, actually, this is one of the newly developed products of this shrine..."

The master liar answered Mu Tianyuan in a low voice with embarrassment on his face. Hearing this, Mu Tianyuan immediately looked at the master liar with a different look, and even Koizumi who was quietly drinking tea and watching the excitement Hongzi looked at the master liar with strange eyes, and after a long silence, Mu Tianyuan looked at the master liar and said, "You really have an economical mind...how did you make money?" how much"

"So far haven't had time to sell..."

The master liar replied with a smile, originally he planned to start selling this cheat book recently, and he brought two cheat books with him to test the waters and see if he could fool people into buying the book. What happened made him put his plan on hold temporarily.

After flipping through a few pages casually, Mu Tianyuan returned the book to the master liar. Mu Tianyuan didn't say it was true, nor did he say it was fake, he just handed the book to the master liar Afterwards, he said to the liar Gao Ren: "You, in the future, it's fine for people to see the horoscopes of marriage and fate, and don't accept any business about removing spirits. You have to know that there are really ghosts and ghosts in this world." Monsters, although it is often said that people are suspicious, but if you really encounter them, tsk tsk, think about the consequences yourself."

"Yes Yes Yes,"

Hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, the master liar immediately nodded quickly. In fact, there is no need for Mu Tianyuan to warn him. Since he saw the ghost, the master liar has already planned to stop taking this business. I haven't seen this before. I still can't meet them after I get it. If I walk too much this night, I will always meet ghosts. Didn't I really meet this time? This time I met Mu Tianyuan by luck. If I didn't meet Mu Tianyuan, think about it In that cave, it is said that there were originally a hundred ghosts, this... a master liar, he was afraid from the bottom of his heart. If Mu Tianyuan hadn't gone at that time, they would have rushed in stupidly, and the result is self-evident!If it's better, let the ghost hack it to death, if it's not better, it will be made into sashimi!After seeing the master liar nodding, Mu Tianyuan said to the village chief and the others: "Okay, everyone, our fate is over, you all go back, and I hate you.

It’s troublesome, so don’t come to me again no matter what’s going on, otherwise, you’d better write your will in advance, you know?”

"This is."

The village chief originally wanted to talk about taking Mu Tianyuan's route, but he didn't expect Mu Tianyuan to simply tell them not to...appear again, but the village chief and the others really didn't dare to pester Mu Tianyuan, so they just Neng nodded regretfully, then got up respectfully and planned to leave.

At this time, Mu Tianyuan suddenly held down the bottle of wine and said to the village chief: "Take the check, and another [-] yen!"

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"what"

Following Mu Tianyuan's sudden sentence, "Take the check, and another [-] yen"

The village chief was taken aback by Mu Tianyuan's words at the time. He could understand that he was asked to take the check away. Mu Tianyuan didn't intend to accept their checks, but the one behind... [-] yen was What's the meaning! "Drink money! Don't you think that the wine is free? Do you know that I have spent a lot of effort to get this wine! Most people can't find this kind of wine! Hurry up, [-] yen Take the wine!"

Mu Tianyuan glared at the village head and said angrily, "I can't give them this wine for nothing, but I spent a lot of effort to get it. It's only been two days since I got it, and I still have time to taste it." Taste it! "Uh……"

After the village head heard Mu Tianyuan's explanation, the corners of his mouth twitched fiercely. Mu Tianyuan didn't even want a check for several million dollars in compensation, but in the end he asked them for [-] yuan for drinks. ...Sure enough, a master is...a master, this is different from them...ordinary people!After giving Mu Tianyuan [-] yen for the drink, the village head carefully put away the tissues, and the village head led a few people to leave Mu Tianyuan's house devoutly with the tissue paper towels that Mu Tianyuan gave them. .