The Salted Fish Monster Works Hard

Salted fish monster works hard Author: Gathering Bat

brief introduction:

These days, the profession of monsters is too difficult to take, being beaten by bumpman, magical girl, card face, angel, devil, even ordinary people can be beaten!Xiang Xianyu just wanted to say to this, "When I gather seven sand sculptures, I'll let you know what cruelty is!" Then...Xiang Xianyu squatted in the corner of the wall: "I'm too hard!!!"

Chapter 1 Youth in the Rain

"Boom"

With the collapse of the high-rise building, a large amount of gravel fell, and some passers-by who could not dodge were pressed directly below, and bright red blood flowed out of the gap.

But no one cares about the surroundings, they all run wild in horror, ignoring the damage of the radioactive acid rain, and just want to flee the battlefield as soon as possible.

A mother was running with her daughter in her arms, but it was already raining heavily. She was wearing high heels and accidentally fell to the ground. At this time, a huge gravel fell from above and went straight to her.

"what!"

She screamed and hugged her daughter, but she didn't feel any pain for a moment, and opened her eyes suspiciously.

But I saw a young man in black short-sleeved clothes holding an umbrella, looking at him indifferently, and there was a huge boulder beside him... No!It's a building wreck!

The woman was startled, could this be the stone that fell just now?

Youth: "Leave now." He handed the umbrella to the woman, turned and walked towards the battlefield.

The woman's puzzled expression changed greatly, and she hurriedly shouted: "Wait! You are going in the wrong direction, it is very dangerous over there!"

The young man still walked forward unhurriedly, only raising his right hand and waving it a few times to signal that he heard it, and then the figure disappeared in the rainstorm.

The woman wanted to stop her, but looked down at the child's fearful eyes, and finally left with an umbrella in her teeth.

Although the young man saved himself, it was always the daughter that was more important, and the woman could only say sorry in her heart.

The majestic radioactive acid rain fell, and in the wreckage of the building, two huge figures were fighting, and every time they collided, there would be a dull sound.

On one side is Concave-convex Man-Ace with a silver-red body, and on the other side is a duck neck... the minions of the Abo people, the super beast—Barabba.

Not far from the relatively complete roof, the young man watched the battle quietly, and the acid rain bounced off him a few centimeters away.

An illusory khaki figure enveloped his body, a bit like a corn cob.

"The fifth one." The young man said inexplicable words, and his eyes gradually drifted into the air.

There are images that ordinary people can't see, and the four Ott brothers are bound on four crosses.

Xiang Xianyu has no prejudice against native monsters on Earth, but dislikes cosmic monsters and aliens.

Earth's monsters are, in the final analysis, giant beasts with special abilities. Fire breathing, electric discharge, fans, and magnetism are all common ordinary abilities.

This kind of solution can be solved by humans themselves, but the abilities of cosmic and cosmic monsters are simply unreasonable.

What kind of space shuttle, energy absorption, immortal body, clone, ultra-high speed, different-dimensional exile, all kinds of strange abilities are just like hanging.

Earth monsters are at the level of martial arts, and the alien monsters from the universe are directly promoted to Xianxia. This is an egg! ?

It's just me taking the bazooka, you sneered, and then took out the ship-borne ion cannon from under the skirt and smeared my bear face, can you still have a good time!

So wall hanging is really annoying!

The screen turned, and the battle on the field became more and more intense. Ace fearlessly focused on defense, because he was worried about the safety of his brothers, he did not dare to go all out.

On the other hand, the super beast is just a word to describe it, jerk!

You hit me~ You hit me~

Ouch~ It hurts the people who are punched by small fists~

Relying on the protection of the radiation rain, Barabbas has been carried away.

Beating and teasing, the cool Ace didn't want it, and finally disappeared in place.

Barabbas let out a mocking cry, the figure faded and disappeared, and the Yabo people who were secretly peeping also retracted their eyes in a comfortable mood.

The radioactive acid rain gradually became smaller, and finally only the dark clouds remained.

On the roof, Xiang Xianyu watched Ace being defeated, but he had no intention of taking action.

You have to be calm when you are in trouble, know yourself and the enemy and win every battle. There will always be a difference between reality and TV series. If the opponent has a hidden killer move, it will be called a tragedy.

So this needs a lot of sand... Warriors, yes, warriors to test.

Xiang Xianyu looked at the ruins in a certain direction, where two people with scars were in a coma.

"Fetters, really the biggest weakness." He muttered to himself.

Without the trapped Ultra Brothers, even with the protection of radioactive rain, Ace can defeat Barabba, and the future King of Light is not a blow.

It doesn't matter if Baraba runs away this time, as long as Ace doesn't hang up, it will always appear again.

According to the yy process, it is time to save people and gain the favor of Beidou and Nan Xizi.

But this is the reality, and there are many follow-up incidents caused by saving people, especially when the person who saves people is still without a registered permanent residence (black household).

For example, why didn't you take refuge?

Why is it raining radiation, but you don't have any wet marks all over your body?

When the time comes to check again, there is no resident ID card! ?Are you a spy sent by the universe!

Problems such as these may not be concerned in peacetime, but this battle involves too much damage, property damage, casualties, all of which need to be blamed.

Xiang Xianyu is simply a good candidate to send to the door. Unknown people who appear on the battlefield will not fool you.

In the end, I came to the conclusion that saving people = trouble, not saving = tranquility, then if you don't save people, you will be too lazy to do things that are not good.

Thinking about the pros and cons, Xiang Xianyu turned and left decisively. As for the two in the ruins, there will always be someone to save them.

……

Kawado Street.

There are large old-fashioned houses standing here, and it is also the address of Xiang Xianyu.

"Xiangjun is back, how's it going outside?"

He asked with a smile in the Jiangcheng courtyard, which was cleaning the stagnant water at the door of the house, that he was in his seventies this year, and looked like a gray-haired old man.

"It's all right, the monster has been driven away."

"Yes, that's fine."

The old man said to himself, then smiled at Xianyu, lowered his head and continued cleaning.

Xianyu said hello to the neighbor who cleaned the door by the way.

Walking into my residence, the Japanese-style dwelling on the first floor reveals the vicissitudes of the years, and it has obviously been established for a long time.

Open the gate of the small courtyard, close it and walk into the house, taking off your shoes at the entrance.

The interior of the room is not big, except for the toilet, two bedrooms, three necessary kitchens, and a utility room, not even a living room.

Xianyu walked into the bedroom, turned on the TV and sat on the cushion, straightening his legs.

He didn't like to sit on his knees, he felt uncomfortable with his legs pressed, and it was ugly to death.

"Are you going?"

In the empty and quiet room, Xianyu suddenly said something inexplicable, but no one was there except him.

It's like in a horror movie, there is something that ordinary people can't see.

(The update time is set at 9-10 in the morning and 4-5 in the afternoon. If there is an unexpected situation, it will be notified in advance.)

Chapter 2 Ordinary Youth

"Are you going?"

After speaking to Xianyu, a golden ball of light emerged from his body.

"Yes. All things have life and death. My end has come, and it is time to return to the place of birth."

"So..." Xiang Xianyu pushed his palms hard and broke off the corner of the table.

"You bastard, take me home first!"

Golden Ball: "nonono~ it's like you choose your own drops, don't blame others~"

"You didn't ask me at all then!"

The khaki-colored corn cobs covered his body again, and Xiang Xianyu failed to control his power under "anxiousness" and let it manifest.

Jin Qiu is not worried at all. After all, he has been a landlord and tenant for decades. He understands him better than Xiang Xianyu himself.

"Fuck! Whoever made a wish that he could turn into a monster would be fine, isn't I eager to help? One fusion!"

It is a good thing that the material monsters you have cultivated can be transformed, so it is much more convenient to collect other monsters.

"I really thank you old man! Three times!"

"Made! You rob! Twice! Love or not!"

"Deal!" Xiang Xianyu immediately made a decision, his angry expression changed to squinting in seconds, and a mean smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Thank you boss, it's cool."

The whole golden ball is not good, and he is still too simple.

Forget it, it's a parting gift.Jin Qiu secretly sighed, and popped three small light balls into Xiang Xianyu's body.

"Besides the original one, use the other ones with caution. Beware of merging into deformed monsters, and you have to cultivate the materials to the limit before merging, and don't mess with those salted eggs hanging on the wall, and..."

"I know, I know, why are you like the old man? If you want to go, go quickly, long-winded."

Jin Qiu said helplessly: "Okay, there is one more thing. At present, you don't have the ability to travel around the world, so I found a tool for you."

"The last thing, be careful with your golden fingers." Jin Qiu said this in a very serious and heavy tone, Xiang Xianyu also put away his lazy look.

"With a very pious heart, I believe in you!"

"Hehe, it doesn't matter if you don't say it... Anyway, your kid has taken precautions against me for so many years. It's a thief."

Xiang Xianyu was shocked: "How did you know that?" He never said it, and rarely even thought about it, just for fear of being read.