The Salted Fish Monster Works Hard

"Oh~!"

Lying in the bathtub, squeezing the screaming chicken, listening to the high voice, I am in a good mood~

"I'm taking a bath at home, how comfortable it is to chat ~ Cosmos or something, I'll talk about it when I come out."

All of them are as slippery as loaches, and it is difficult to catch them. It is better to wait for them to emerge on their own, and then they will be caught and burned to death, and the ashes will be scattered in the garden as fertilizer.

Salted fish paralyzed ~ divers bubbling.

When I just entered the chat group, I received a message. It was a newcomer who came in not long after looking for me.

Fujiwara Meihong: "Hey! Brother, do you still have tobacco?"

"Didn't I just give you two bags a few days ago?" Xiang Xianyu was startled, you are your own range hood, those two bags are my monthly supply.

Deep in the old forest, Fujiwara Meihong, who was wearing tattered clothes, put the last tobacco into the bong and took a deep breath.

"This feeling is so cool."

Feel the smoke exhaled from the mouth and nose, the head is clear, and the mood is also calmed down.

There is a humanoid corpse under her feet, more than three meters tall, but the head is the head of a wild boar, and the body is covered with black needle-like hair.

Seeing that there was a reply to the message she sent, she quickly calmed down and began to communicate.

"It's not enough, the pressure is high, and you have the effect of soothing the mind, so I couldn't help but smoke a little more."

Fujiwara Meihong remembered the monster corpse under her feet, and added, "If you don't take it for nothing, I will exchange it for something else."

"Okay, these are the last three bags, save some smoking. The next batch will take some time." Xiang Xianyu left the ones he smoked, and gave out red packets to the extra ones.

"Good."

Fujiwara-mei accepted the red envelope with a blushing smile, and stuffed the three small bags into her underwear.

It doesn't matter if you are killed, these bags of treasures can't have an accident, whoever dares to touch me will bite it to death.

Kamijou Touma: "Everyone! I've discovered something very important! My right hand is super slaughtered!"

Hao Yun: "Double happiness?"

Kamijou Touma: "That's right! Bah! What the hell? I'm talking about ability! Ability!"

"My stupid right hand can erase all unscientific abilities, so I'll ask you no!"

Xiang Xianyu: "Can the explosion of nuclear weapons be obliterated?"

Kamijou Touma: "Cough! What, have you eaten today?"

Rainbow Cat: "What is a nuclear weapon? Could it be a weapon made of walnuts?"

He has just entered for a few days, and many of them still don't understand. He has a big head when he looks at the modern science and technology books and the history of civilization development.

Zeng Xiaoxian: "Yes, yes, the taste is good. The mushrooms it grows are the best."

Rainbow cat's face is full of confusion, where is this going?Can walnuts grow mushrooms?

Qiuyue Aili: "Mr. Zeng is fooling the newcomer again..."

Hao Yun: "Isn't this a daily operation? Ellie, you have to calm down, anyway, I really want to see him get beaten up in the end."

Zeng Xiaoxian: "It's not who I am targeting, I really suck." Swollen [-] jin·jpg

Qiuyue Aili: "Mr. Zeng, Mr. Xiaolong is carrying a big axe and said he wants to talk to you."

Zeng Xiaoxian: "Sorry, I was hacked by Hao Yun just now. What I said before doesn't count. I remember that there is still a pot in the soup, let's go first!"

Zeng Xiaoxian is offline.

Hao Yun: "I... I've done a really good job of dumping the pot."

Rainbow Cat: "I have already read the cultivation methods in the group. It is really extensive and profound. The cultivation methods are really different in different worlds."

"I can't believe that there are exotic animals for sale in the group. I don't know how it compares to the unicorns in my place."

Xiang Xianyu: "Kirin!? When I have time, I will try the taste. Salt-baked is delicious, or shabu-shabu is delicious."

Rainbow Cat: "...None of them are delicious. The unicorn is an auspicious beast and cannot be eaten."

Watching you talk nonsense seriously, I want to eat it even more.

Trying new ingredients is something that every foodie is happy to do, provided that there are good ingredients, such as unicorns.

Seeing how much cowhide is blown, isn't it still a beast, a monster can eat it, but auspicious beasts can't eat it?

Xiang Xianyu didn't say that if he had the chance, he would really catch the unicorn and eat it.

"Yes, I remember that it is possible to publish tasks in the group." Xiang Xianyu poked at the interface for a while, and found the option of publishing tasks.

"First this, then this. Then put the points, there are still a bunch of useless things in the warehouse. All for sale!"

His points balance soared rapidly, and soon exceeded the [-] mark, followed by an announcement in the chat group.

"Notice to all members! Group members have exceeded [-] points. Now the group function is enabled to strengthen the machine. For details, please go to the exchange to check."

"Oh? New function enhancement machine?" Xiang Xianyu stopped, he wanted to see the new function more than releasing the task.

Rinse quickly, put on clothes, and click send.

When I arrived at the trading floor, I found that many people had already arrived, and I was the latest batch.

"Boss, here!" Zeng Xiaoxian waved his hand and stood up.

Xiang Xianyu walked over to sit down, and ordered a cup of milk tea. The drinks, snacks, and snacks here are all points for one share, which means that the chat group has a conscience.

"Where is the booster? Why didn't I see it?"

Hao Yun pointed to the wall on the right, which was covered by a photomask, and there was a sign in front of it with the countdown time.

"There, it will open in half an hour."

Fujiwara Meihong, who was smoking, came over and sat on the armrest of the sofa, "Brother, I am Fujiwara Meihong. Thank you for your tobacco."

"You're a man red?" Xiang Xianyu was intrigued, this is an aircraft carrier among female men, "It is said that you are immortal? Cut into minced meat without dying?"

"Hahaha~ It's not that great anymore." Fujiwara Meihong was not at all embarrassed, she completely let herself go in the group.

In her original world, she was an outlier among humans, and here... ordinary people are really rare.

The martial arts master is also on the road of becoming inhuman, and now there are still ordinary people in the group, Kamijou Touma?

Well, that's the poor kid left.

Kamijou Touma, who was drinking juice next door, was suddenly full of cows.

Qiuyue Aili: "What's the matter with you? Could this be lemon juice?" She glanced at Kamijou Touma's cup, the color was red, was it watermelon juice?

Kamijou Touma rubbed his eyes: "I don't know, I just couldn't help crying suddenly. I feel a kind of sadness lingering in my heart."

-------------Chapter Dividing Line---------------

Half an hour passed quickly, and it was almost gone after a few chats and a few sips of tea.

Zeng Xiaoxian: "The time is up. Let's go and have a look."

After Xiang Xianyu drank the milk tea, he threw the cup into the trash can and got up to follow them.

A large group of people gathered around the mask, waiting for the countdown to end.

When the countdown reaches zero, the mask melts like ice water, revealing the things inside.

"Yo~ you guys are so handsome~"

As soon as the mask faded, everyone heard this sentence. There was nothing wrong with the words, but they always felt a little awkward.

The flames ignited on Fujiwara Meihong's body, and Xiang Xianyu's fists also burst into flames. Xiaolong's axe-holding hand loosened and tightened, especially wanting to hit the woman in front of him with an axe.

What appeared in it was not too surprising, just more tattered machines and a woman in fancy clothes.

Xiang Xianyu squeezed his fists: "I really want to dismantle this broken machine and kill this woman. But I don't know why."

Fujiwara-mei frowned, smoking more frequently, "I feel the same way, I want to burn her to ashes too."

Everyone else was a little different, as if they were enduring, when the woman in front of the machine spoke again.

"I'm Kelly, I'm in charge of strengthening equipment for you." The woman first introduced herself, and then patted the tattered machine beside her, "Don't underestimate my machine, although it looks tattered."

Speaking of this, she stopped talking, and everyone's curiosity was instantly aroused, and then she heard the second half of her sentence.

"Actually it's really tattered."

Zhang Wuji rolled up his sleeves silently, Xiaolong shook his axe tightly, Zeng Xiaoxian took out his electric pick, and Conan took out his pistol to open the safety.

"Don't, don't, don't! Don't get excited! Cough!" Seeing this, Kelly quickly turned to the topic. She didn't want to be beaten on her first day at work.

"Although it is really tattered, it is very powerful and can make your weapons pierce the sky."

Kelly pulled out the revolver on the left side of her waist, "Give me a test board."

I saw a thick alloy plate appear out of thin air, Kelly took the revolver and fired a shot, and a pit the size of a bowl appeared on the alloy plate.

"It's not reinforced, and then I'll demonstrate this +13 revolver."

Kelly took off the silver-white revolver on the right, aimed at the alloy plate and pulled the trigger.

"boom!"

The metal plate was directly broken down, revealing a hole the size of a washbasin in the middle.

Everyone: =????(???????) Lying ━=????(???????) ━ wipe! ! ! !

Kelly blew the light smoke from the muzzle, and turned the gun pocket inserted into her waist a few times in her hand.

"Everyone has seen it, strengthening is really good, really strong, weapons want to be powerful, and strengthening is here to help you!"

Kelly had a Virgin-like smile on her face, and opened her hands in a hug, "I, Kelly, came here just to make you... stronger. Now, during the opening period, all enhancements will be [-]% off, don't pass by if you pass by. Missed it! The opportunity is only once! After this village, there is no such shop!"

Xiang Xianyu rubbed his chin with his right hand and narrowed his eyes. What this guy said was very attractive, but I always thought something was weird for Mao.

But Kelly's sincere expression didn't seem to be fake. Seeing how bright she smiled, there seemed to be golden light in her eyes, and her piercing eyes had indescribable emotions.

Kelly: Hahaha!Can be considered fooled in the past!Here my Kelly will glow for the second spring!Those group of sand sculpture adventurers, don't they just have a few broken artifacts, chasing me all day long, hum!

If you have the ability to cross-dimensionally hit me!By the way, the group of guys in front of you looks super rich, right?Although it is not very advanced in terms of momentum, it is also a divine weapon.

And the gun shield that the little girl is carrying is much stronger than that of the dragon man.