The Salted Fish Monster Works Hard

Although this girl named Tifania is very silent, Xiang Xianyu thinks she is really a good person.

It would be better if you could talk.

"Are you ready!"

"Ready!"

"Don't worry, it doesn't hurt at all. Biu's pain is over in no time."

"Don't bluff me, and don't do weird things with my body."

"Look how I don't look like that kind of person!"

The above is purely a normal conversation. Saito Hiraga felt that something was wrong with the last sentence of the other party.

Louise walked into the backstage and hurriedly asked, "Are you ready? We're almost there."

"Ooke Oke~ Coming soon." When Louise went out, she turned her head to Xianyu, and blue light appeared in her eyes, "Then let's start, mind control spell, puppet art."

"I still feel uneasy..." Before Hiraga could finish speaking, his body was controlled.

"Don't worry, I will take good control of your body... Go to the waves." Xiang Xianyu raised the corner of his mouth, controlling Cai Ren to pick up the box placed in the corner.

"Next one, Miss Louise's familiar will be invited to perform on stage." Mr. Gruberu stood on the stage and presided over it.

Saito Hiraga followed Louise on the stage with the box, then crouched down without saying a word, and took the black rectangle from the box.

"What is this for?"

"Who knows, is there really any talent prepared?"

"What kind of talent can a commoner have, it is estimated that he can just play a few times with a sword."

Louise is also very confused now, this is not the same as what was said!Wasn't it agreed that he would come on stage to perform swordsmanship?

Louise had also watched it in advance, and Xiang Xianyu called it the Buta Sword. It combines killing and gorgeous swordsmanship. Although it is better to be performed by a woman, it does not matter if it is a man.

"Everyone, because I am not good at fighting, I will sing a song as a performance."

"What I'm going to sing next is, wild wolf dis!"

Saito Hiraga held the microphone in his left hand and snapped his fingers in his right hand.

"Snapped!"

"Music, get up."

"learn!"

Xiang Xianyu put the mixer on the stage at some point, and Louise was in a bad mood, although she didn't know what the other party was going to do.

But, it's not a good thing!

"Ding dong ~ ding ding ~"

At the beginning, the tune was gentle, and everyone thought it was not bad, and the accompaniment was pretty good.

"and many more!"

Louise noticed that the music was coming from Xianyu's side, and rushed to stop it.

"late."

Wearing headphones to Xianyu, turned the pitch up and entered the positive part.

"ihaksi~"

"I'm so tired, I think there will be a thunderbolt!"

"In that late-night bar, it's hot whether he is a Karma!"

Louise was lying on the mixer in despair, mumbling "It's over" and "I'm going to lose face again".

"Why are you panicking, don't you think they're very excited to hear it?"

"what?"

When Louise got up, she was really excited to see the students, and some of her legs were shaking.

"Please let Lei oil the cypress as much as you like~ Forget to give Zhong Yi a drop of him~"

"You are the most charming, you know that~" Saito Hiraga sang this sentence to Princess Enrietta, in another world language, without an accent, and the words were clear, and the other party actually blushed.

"Hey! Don't mess around!" When Louise saw this scene, her scalp went numb, but she knew that people were being controlled now.

"Two index fingers are like two monkeys! Point to the shining light ball!"

Xiang Xianyu couldn't hear what she said at all, and hummed to the tune.

In the second half, Xiang Xianyu controlled Cai Cai and interacted with the audience.

"Come on! Everyone sing with me! Draw a dragon with me on the left!"

"Draw a dragon with me on the left!"

There were actually a few humming along with them, and Xiang Xianyu increased the volume of the accompanying music when he saw it.

"On your right! Draw a rainbow!"

"Draw a rainbow on your right!" followed more.

"Two index fingers are like two monkeys!"

"Point to the shining ball of lights!"

The song is only a few minutes long and it ends quickly.

"Thank you for your support~ My performance is over."

"Okay, please, the next one." Gruberu smacked his lips a little, this song was much softer than the kind that nobles listened to, although he didn't understand a few words at all.

Louise grabbed one in one hand and dragged it off the stage with a dark face.

Xiang Xianyu released the control by the way, and Cairen Hiraga closed and opened his eyes, "Hey? Is it over? What happened?"

"Hehe~ the effect is great, maybe I can win the championship." Xiang Xianyuguai said with a smile.

"Not really, it's just a sword dance, but it doesn't have the flamboyance of those familiar performances."

"You'll find out later."

Xiang Xianyu didn't explain much. Immediately after they were seated, some students came over to chat, but they were all dismissed by Louise.

Bang!

Xiang Xianyu suddenly heard a slight noise, the sound came from the treasure house in the main tower.

"Louise, I'm going to the toilet. Keep watching, remember to tell me when you win the championship."

"I see, how could it be possible to win the championship, what a shame!" Louise covered her face with her hands and lowered her head.

"Don't be so pessimistic, believe in miracles."

Xiang Xianyu got up and left, and Louise tilted her head suspiciously. The direction he went was not the toilet, right?

On the other side of the main tower, a huge clod golem was pounding the outer wall of the treasure house.

"Damn it! The defense set up by several sare-level magicians is too strong!"

The person who was covered in black robes and only exposed his mouth complained that the voice was a woman.

"But if you miss this time, it will be difficult to meet such a good opportunity again."

"Then why don't you try to break the noodles? Maybe it will work." Xiang Xianyu squatted on the side, reminding him casually.

"To break the face? What is that?" Fukai of the clod asked subconsciously, and then immediately reacted, "Why are you here?!"

She tensed her legs and jumped back, Xiang Xianyu squatted on the spot and patted the clod puppet curiously.

There is no sign of life, but it can move like a living body. Magic is really amazing.

"I heard something, so I came over to have a look. I didn't expect to meet a female robber."

"It's a female thief." Fukai corrected his wrong words, but she has been discovered now, and she can't break the defense set by the sare-level magician.

"It seems that we can only retreat first today."

"Huh? Why is there a clod golem here, and it's so big."

"I don't know, or is it hiding the finale?"

The voice under his feet caught Fuka's attention, and it turned out to be that Louise and her familiar.

Louise noticed that there were still people on the clod golem, all wearing black faces. Is the sun hot today?

Fukai: "Humph! Forget it, today..."

A hand came out from behind and grabbed her neck.

Xiang Xianyu grabbed Fukai's neck with his right hand, and shouted to the two people below, "Pay the ransom immediately! The hostages are in my hands! Otherwise, I will tear up the ticket!"

"Wait! Don't get excited! The ransom..." Louise instinctively shouted out the contents of the knight she read, but she realized that it was wrong before she finished speaking.

"It's none of my business if she's tied up!"

Xiang Xianyu was stunned after hearing this, thinking that what she said made sense.

"Louise, she said you were the washboard."

"What did you say!?" When Louise heard this, she burst into flames, and then saw the towering peak of the black-robed woman above.

The line of reason in her mind snapped, and she pulled out her wand.

"Death to fat monsters!"

Fukai: Tamaow!You smooth my ass!Is it my fault that the old lady has mountains!

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Louise cast a spell, of course, it was an explosion without any disobedience.

And the accuracy of the head is still very poor. He was about to hit the head, but the right hand of the clod golem was blown off.

"Damn it! It won't go wrong next time!"

Fukai: "If you don't let me go, you will be bombed."