The Salted Fish Monster Works Hard

The figures on the battlefield fought with graceful posture, and the witch was beaten with no power to fight back.

"tiro fale!"

One of the senior senpai, Ba Mami, held an oversized flintlock gun in her hand and shot a ribbon to tightly bind the Snack Witch who looked like a doll.

As the ribbon tightened, Ba Mami smiled, and the outcome was decided.

Just when she thought she was victorious, the Snack Witch's mouth suddenly opened, and a strange head with a white face and a black body came out, quickly approaching the stunned Ba Mami, and opened her mouth large enough to swallow her whole body.

Just as the sharp triangular teeth magnified in front of her eyes, Ba Mami recalled the happy picture with her family in her mind. When her eyes fell into darkness, she seemed to hear someone shouting "Wine Bean Sack!" in her ear.

"My God! It's still late." Xiang Xianyu stood a dozen meters away, shaking his head and sighing.

Senior Sister has achieved the "Headless" achievement, and everyone mourns for three seconds.

"You have time to talk, why don't you get rid of this monster first."

Going back to the "crack" sound of Izayoi's fist squeezed, he rushed over first, and hit the black and white weird head with a savage blow.

The Snack Witch was kicked out by Izayoi and hit the huge Snack Building, struggling to get up.

Reversely, Izayoi put his hands in his pockets, slightly surprised and exclaimed: "I can still get up."

"It's up, just make a few more cuts." Xiang Xianyu took Leivadine and slashed the Snack Witch with Xia Jiba until he chopped it into pieces and disappeared.

"It's done."

Pick up the fallen loot from Xianyu, the seed of lamentation.

This matter is over, there is another matter, the headless senior is still lying there.

"How to deal with this?"

Reversely, Izayoi squatted beside the corpse and looked at the red liquid that was flowing from the neck section, showing no fear at all.

Xiang Xianyu froze the body to prevent the blood from flowing out: "Move away. I will save her later. This barrier has been lifted, and we can't stay here for too long."

"I don't want to move."

"I'm coming." Xiang Xianyu waved at the corpse, put it into the bracelet, and then a fire burned the liquid on the ground.

Lumu Yuanxiang and blue-haired Sayaka haven't recovered from their shock, and Chubby just watched quietly, wondering what he was thinking.

The black long-haired girl stood in the distance, watched silently for a while, then turned and left.

"Miao Yuan, let's go to this headless senior's house first, and then I'll resurrect her."

"Resurrection?" Kakome Yuanka asked excitedly, "Can senior sister be resurrected?!"

"Yes. After all, the body is just a container." When Xiang Xianyu said these words, he glanced at Cupid with a half-smiling smile.

It's really cute, I want to taste it even more.

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Somewhere in a high-end apartment, two men and two women were sitting around the table, looking at the things on the table seriously.

Xiang Xianyu: "Everyone, it's time to start. First, scissors."

Xiao Yuan handed over the scissors.

"Hot water."

Miki Sayaka handed over the electric kettle.

"towel."

Madoka continued to hand over the towel.

"Okay, then we just have to wait."

After more than ten seconds of silence, Madoka asked hesitantly, "Well, don't you revive senpai first?"

"Resurrection can be done at any time, but now the final thing is..." Xiang Xianyu put his chin on his hands, and his expression was stern: "Wait until the instant noodles are soaked, and when you are full, you will have the strength to work."

Back to Izayoi: "Why do you have to eat instant noodles... can't you order takeout?"

"The premise of ordering takeaway is that you have to have money. Fortunately, this senior has a few buckets of instant noodles at home, otherwise we can only drink cold and white."

Waving to Xianyu casually, a corpse appeared on the sofa, causing the two girls to scream.

Reversely, Izayoi crossed Erlang's legs and said speechlessly, "You're really bad fun, there's nothing to scare them about."

"I didn't do it on purpose." Xiang Xianyu raised the corner of his mouth, playing with the yellow gem in his hand, and getting it from fighting monsters and dropping his equipment: "It's really a wonderful thing, it turns into reality, even though it's no longer injured in battle. The pain is affected, but the shortcomings are also prominent.”

"Jingle bell~"

The alarm clock on the desktop rang, and five minutes had come.

"The instant noodles are also good."

Put down the yellow gemstone to Xianyu, tore off the lid of the instant noodles, and tasted it.

"It's okay, the pork bone instant noodles in the other world are also delicious."

"Suck, suck, suck~"

Reversely, Izayoi took up his share without a word: "Can't you revive her before eating it? How can you put someone's hot body there and eat instant noodles by yourself. This taste is really a bit Fragrant, suck, suck~”

At the end, he smelled the fragrance and got a little hungry, so he started to eat.

Lumu Yuanxiang: "..."

Sayaka Miki: "..." Can you guys consider us?

"Do you want to make a wish? As long as you make a wish, she can be resurrected." A snow-white beast with pink patterns stood on the windowsill, looking at Lumu Yuanxiang with ruby-like eyes.

"Kewpie!" Lumu Yuanxiang exclaimed, "So you're all right."

"Yes, so you want to promise..."

"puff!"

The black sword pierced Chubby, and the sword master threw him out the window.

Xiang Xianyu calmly took Leivadine back and closed the window by the way, although it was useless.

Another Kewpie landed on the table, stared at Xiang Xianyu and asked, "Why did you kill me?" It was amazing that the voice came out without moving his mouth.

"It's nothing, I just want to poke you a few times, do you mind if I poke again?"

"Please."

A few seconds later, another Cupid flew out of the window, and a third Cupid jumped up from behind the sofa and fell into Madoka's arms.

"Can we talk now?"

"It's alright, you can talk about it." Xiang Xianyu put down the empty bucket and wiped off the soup from the corners of his mouth with a tissue.

"Where are you from?"

"No comment."

"Why did you come here?"

"No comment."

Chubby tilted his head, not angry, "Then what can I say?"

"Yes, Cupid, formerly known as cubator, which means incubator. Your race was created to prevent the increase of entropy in the universe and avoid the arrival of heat death. Then I would like to ask, if the universe really ushered in heat death, relying solely on the hearts of human girls Can the generated energy be stopped?"

Kyuubi: "Yes, you can capture the huge energy of emotional transformation, that's all."

"You are really interesting." To say whether what Kewpie did is right or wrong, it mainly depends on the position of the judge.

In the eyes of human beings, this is wrong, sacrificing the precious life of a girl to obtain energy is like a demon.

But from the perspective of Cupid itself and the civilization that created it, everything he has done is to save the universe, and he only needs to sacrifice an extremely small number of billions of life forms of a race, which is very worthwhile.

Kewpie has no feelings and doesn't think so much, it only aims at the end result and accomplishes it with minimal cost.

Xiang Xianyu thinks that his thinking logic is very normal. If the day when the universe is dead, humans have the technology of Kewpie to collect the huge energy of "hope" and convert "despair", then will it be...

"What are you talking about?" Kagome Enka and Art Sayaka listened in a foggy voice.

"It's nothing." Xiang Xianyu stabbed Kewpie with Leivadine at random. He didn't throw it away this time, but put Kewpie's body on the table and prepared it as dinner ingredients.

The new Cupid came out again, and when it wanted to eat the previous body, Xiang Xianyu stopped it.

"Don't touch my ingredients, I plan to keep them for dinner."

Hearing the words, Chubby jumped back into Madoka's arms, and it doesn't seem to be a problem for him to let other living beings eat his own body.

"Get up, I want to make room out."

Xiang Xianyu grabbed Ba Mami's body and threw it into Lumu Yuanxiang's arms, "You take it first."

"Take it! Take it!"

Xiao Yuan's face turned pale and hugged Ba Mami, her legs went weak with fright.

"By the way, there's another head." A blond head appeared in Xiang Xianyu's hand, and he was about to let Sayaka hold it, but she was so frightened that she sat down on the ground.

"Forget it, I'll take it myself."

After moving the sofa table away, Xiang Xianyu drew a formation on the floor with one hand, and then put Ba Mami's body into the formation, which was two meters in diameter.

He pressed his hands in the refining formation to analyze, construct, and reorganize.

The formation of the formation emits a faint white light, and the corpse becomes clear after a brief blur. It seems that there is no change, but if you look closely, you will find that the torn wound on the neck is gone.

"Okay, that's it."

Xiang Xianyu withdrew his hand, and the formation also disappeared, leaving only Ba Mami's warm body on the ground.

Lumu Yuanxiang: "Is this all right?"

She looked from head to toe and found nothing changed.

"Of course." Xiang Xianyu squatted beside him and pointed at Ba Mami's neck, "You can see that the wound is gone, and the head and body are reconnected. Now it's the last step."

He took out the yellow soul gem and hung it on Ba Mami's neck. The body is just a container, and the soul is the key.

The soul gem flashed and took over the body again. Ba Mami flicked her fingers a few times and slowly opened her eyes.

"Huh? Here's... a witch!? My head!"