The Salted Fish Monster Works Hard

dnd!What kind of mind-numbing things did these sand sculpture netizens post online?

Xiang Xianyu crushed [-] divine beasts in his heart, and calmly persuaded: "Yi Ling, this method is wrong, if you think about it if you just throw away the incinerator, don't you have nothing? You should check Does the enemy have valuable things or information with them, if not, it will not be too late to throw them into the incinerator."

Tyrant: 'What's the difference between you and the Internet! ?Isn't it all thrown into the incinerator? '

"Who said there is no difference, didn't I touch the equipment? Squeeze the valuables, and throw the useless garbage into the incinerator."

The comic book suspended in front of Tyrant fell down and covered his face with a slap.

'For this reason, yes, yes.Can't you just throw away the decomposer?At least the residue can squeeze out some oil and water. '

"It makes sense, just do it."

Yi Zero: "Record the code of action, drain all the value of the enemy, and then give it destruction."

"Good! We can make no profit, but we must not lose money."

"Understood, interests come first." Yi Ling recorded it carefully, and this will be her code of conduct in the future.

I should be fine with what I teach, right?It seems reasonable, so be it.

……

The next day, two people came to the entrance of the lecture, showed their tickets and went in.

"I can't believe there are so many people." Xiang Xianyu looked at the crowd in the hall, all chatting and laughing in twos and threes.

"Leader, do you need to clean them up? It only takes five seconds." The pretty girl with black hair and double ponytails gleamed in her eyes. Except for the leader, all the creatures on the scene were classified as "worthless".

Xiang Xianyu hurriedly whispered, "Don't be impulsive, Yi Ling, I asked you to come out with me to study, not to fight."

"Yes."

The girl with two ponytails replied with a blank expression, its appearance is no longer Xiaomeiyan, since the name has been changed, Xiang Xianyu will not make trouble, and redesigned the image.

It is also a beauty in human society, but it is a machine inside, and what it uses now is a simulated robot.

In terms of appearance, it is indistinguishable from a real person, but the body temperature does not meet the standard of a normal person, and it cannot escape the detection of the instrument, but who would bring a detector to this kind of lecture.

Therefore, it is not physical contact, and it is impossible to find that there is an abnormal "human" here.

"Everyone, Mr. Fushii Dek's speech will start soon, please enter the lecture room and wait for a while." A young man on the second floor reminded everyone downstairs.

Those fans stopped talking one after another, went up the stairs to the second floor and entered the lecture room, with Xiang Xianyu and Yi Ling following behind.

He came just right, there is no need to wait here, in fact, he just came to watch the fun.

However, under the guidance of this system today, sand sculpture netizens on the Internet are really unreliable.

Those who have never crossed over will teach you what to do after crossing over. Those who have never been a woman will teach you what to do after becoming a woman. There are all kinds of talents, but... they can always give you a variety of ways to play. Sassy operation.

Xiang Xianyu was really afraid that someday, Yi Ling would be stupid and he would write to him, and then he designed himself to be a self-explosive type. When encountering an enemy, he would explode himself first to show respect.

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"Boss, do you need to do it first if you find multiple creatures with abnormal energy coefficients?"

Xiang Xianyu and Yi Ling, who finally entered the door, had just taken their seats, and Yi Ling, who had checked the creatures in the lecture room, issued a warning in a low voice.

Xiang Xianyu also noticed Asakura Lu and Iga Liren in the front row, except for Fujing Dek on the stage, their energy coefficients were abnormal.

"Don't mess around, I'm just showing you today, don't worry about what happens. Unless someone attacks us."

"Yes."

Yi Ling sat upright and stared at the front, the camera function had been turned on, and the picture was being recorded.

Xiang Xianyu and Fujing Dek on the stage looked at each other and nodded slightly as a greeting.

Why is this guy here?

Fushii Idek didn't expect Xiang Xianyu to come, but his plan would not change, and the other party sat quietly in the back row, and it didn't seem like he was here to make trouble.

No matter what, you can't fall for the other side.

Fushii Idek smiled and nodded. If you don't pay attention, it's really not easy to see his movements. It doesn't matter to others. He didn't do it for these passers-by.

After doing this, he glanced at the participants present, and saw that several targets he had expected were present, and a sneer flashed in his eyes.

"Hello everyone, I'm Fushii Idek. All fans are welcome to participate in this special speech." Fushii Idek smiled and faced everyone. No matter what his heart was, at least he looked good on the surface.

"I believe everyone who came to participate should have read my creations, right? Then I won't say more, and get to the main topic of this time."

"So, does everyone know the role of Zola?"

"Me! I know! That is the villain that runs through your three works! Although he is a villain, I like this character very much!" The middle-aged store manager stood up and said excitedly.

Fushii Idek smiled and said, "Thank you for this fan's explanation, yes, although Zola is the villain in me, I believe that many people who are doing it like this role, right?"

It's normal, isn't this foreplay too long?

Xiang Xianyu leaned on the back of the chair and waited lazily for Fujing Dek to show his fangs, but the villain Zola the other party said seemed to be Siro, right?

Hahahaha~ This character is really awesome!I don't know what I'm doing as...

Wait a minute... if Siro is the villain, then there's a good chance I am too.

So what is my role?

Xiang Xianyu squinted at the guy in the stands, it's fine if it's a normal villain, but you dare to make me sick.

When you get home you have to watch out for "accidents".

Fushii Idek suddenly shivered and noticed that gloomy gaze, he didn't understand what was wrong, I was just giving a normal speech.

I wrote Ciro as the villain, it doesn't bother you... what... bad!Forget about it!

It was only then that Fukui Idek realized that he had written this one into the book, and he was also a super villain.

Immediately, he felt that he was not in a good mood, and his smile became a lot far-fetched. Fortunately, he didn't mention that character so far, so he would try to avoid it and lead him to Zola.

"Now what we want to say is about the next movie, the ending of Zola's character, although everyone likes it very much, but I have to regret to tell everyone that Zola will be retired in the next movie."

Xiang Xianyu listened to Fujing Dek's speech silently, until he took out the sublimator, and then he raised his spirits a little: "Finally about to do it? I'm almost falling asleep."

"This is the prop that will be used in the next part, the model is like this." Fushii Idek held a monster capsule to explain, and his smile revealed a bit of weirdness.

"I'll show you how to use it." Fushii Idek quickly activated the capsule, inserted it into the reloading gun at his waist, and then used the sublimator to swipe through the gun to take out the power of the capsule.

A beam of light invisible to ordinary people flew out of the room, and after ten seconds, there was a loud series of explosions from outside.

"what's wrong!?"

"I heard an explosion."

"What happened outside?"

Fans in the lecture room were talking, and soon someone pushed open the door of the lecture room and shouted in panic.

"There are monsters! Everyone, hurry up and evacuate!"

"what!?"

"No kidding!"

"Don't worry about it so much! Hurry up and run!"

Fushii Idek pretended to grab the words and shouted: "Please calm down! Evacuate in an orderly manner! Please keep calm!"

But no one at the scene listened to him, and they all fled in panic, until only a few insiders remained.

"What are you going to do?" Igaruri had already been controlled by Siro at this time, and as for his wife and daughter, they were taken to refuge by Toba Raiha.

Fushii Idek told him in a relaxed tone: "Do you think I'm joking now? Everyone in this building will die if I want to."

"You bastard!"

Toba Raiye, who had just returned, half-drawn his sword angrily, and was about to slash Fujing Dek. ,

"Wonderful! Popcorn popcorn!" Xiang Xianyu stretched out his right hand and a bucket of popcorn appeared in his hand, watching the play with great interest while eating.

"Lai Ye, why are you back?" Igaruri asked in shock, grabbing her sword-wielding wrist.

"The camera is still shooting over there, don't move him."

"Hehe~ As expected of Sero, her observation skills are much better than that of an ignorant little girl." Fukui Idek continued to ignore Toba Raiye's angry gaze.

"Yi Ling, make a note of this. Before fighting the enemy, pay attention to whether there are any hidden traps." Xiang Xianyu taught Yi Ling in the back row, but his voice also caught the attention of others.

Only at this moment did Asakura Lu realize that there was still someone in the back row who hadn't left.

"It's Xiangjun! Are you also involved in this incident?"

Xiang Xianyu ate the popcorn and answered vaguely, "It's none of my business, I just happened to be passing by, so I came to join in the fun. Everything was arranged by the person on stage."

"You already knew about these things?" Iga Li made people notice Xiang Xianyu's indifferent attitude, as if not surprised at all.

At the beginning of the game, he found out that Xiang Xianyu had been caught, and thought that the other party was going to cheat him again, but now, it is not the back who has to fix himself, but the front.

Although the wound on the chest is healed, but seeing that guy, I feel pain again.

Iga Li subconsciously put his hand on his chest, but he quickly reacted and put it down again.

Toba Lai Ye angrily put the sword back into the sheath, suppressing the anger in his heart: "The doors to the exit are all locked, they can't get out, and the glass is all bulletproof glass, and it can't be broken open."

"So, don't get too excited about doing things, although you can kill me and stop the monsters outside." Fushii Dek raised one corner of his mouth and said proudly: "However, you will become murderers of famous families, and All the humans attending the lecture today will be buried with me."

"You guys, what are you going to do now?"

In the back row, Xiang Xianyu also instilled knowledge in Yiling.

"Remember, this kind of thing is impossible, and you can't give them a chance to deal with enemies who don't know the depths. Simple and rude direct death is the kingly way."

"Otherwise, it's not certain who will die."

Yi Ling nodded earnestly and recorded all these words.

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"I'm going to deal with that monster!" Asakura Lu Xian couldn't stand the heavy atmosphere, he broke through the window glass of the lecture room and jumped out.

Xiang Xianyu got up and walked over, stretched out his hand and opened the curtains that were blowing in the wind, so that everyone could see the scenery outside.

"Galladron? This is this again." Speaking of which, the frequency of Galadron's appearance is a bit high recently. I just caught one from hyperspace.