The Salted Fish Monster Works Hard

Just training an idiot can only make Lafer fun, but if you overwhelm an opponent, it will bring more than just fun.

La Feir turned his head to the side and looked at Xiang Xianyu who was leaning against the wall on the right, bowing his head, his narrowed eyes opened, and his golden pupils reflected his figure.

Xiang Xianyu, who was cultivating, didn't notice anything. Although he would not interrupt his cultivation if he devoted some of his attention, his efficiency would drop.

……

Jingle Bell!

"get out of class."

Hearing the bell, the teacher stopped the lecture decisively, picked up the book and left the classroom.

Schools in the Neon area do not have evening self-study, so after the last class in the afternoon, you can go home.

La Feir packed her things and walked to Xiang Xianyu's desk: "Xiangjun, it's school."

"Ah."

The bell was so loud, and Xiang Xianyu was not deaf, so how could he not hear.

He got up and walked out of the classroom, came to Class B and others, only to see Satania with tears in her eyes, and came out sobbing.

Vinette and Gabriel walked behind, but they didn't mean to comfort Satania.

Xiang Xianyu: "What happened to her?"

Winette looked at Satania and sighed helplessly: "Alas~ she didn't do her homework, and she deliberately provoked the teacher in class, and was punished to stand for a class."

"Provocation?" Xiang Xianyu remembered the demonic laughter that came from outside when he was in class just now. No normal person would laugh like that, especially during class.

"Is she the one who laughs wildly?" Xiang Xianyu thought about it and pressed her shoulders.

"Satania classmate!"

Satania was caught by the shoulders, and subconsciously stopped sobbing: "Suck~ why... what's wrong?"

"Beautiful work! Although it seems that you were punished for standing at a loss, but you succeeded in angering the teacher. It is proof that you came out of the penalty station, which means that the teacher is very angry. Isn't this the purpose of provoking you even if you don't do your homework? You It's a success! It's amazing!"

"Eh! Eh!? Is that so!" Satania blinked, although she didn't fully understand, "You succeeded" and "It's amazing" can still be understood.

"So I'm so good?" Satania wiped away tears, put her hands on her hips and stopped her chest, and said confidently: "Yo Xi! I will continue to do my homework tomorrow! Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

'There is no accident in the set. 'Xiang Xianyu calmly withdraws his hand, may Aqua's wisdom be with you.

Vinette covered her face with one hand and said feebly, "You're enough..."

It feels like the devil's face has been lost, and you are more like a devil than Satania.

When we went back, we left separately because it was not by the way.

But La Feir followed Gabriel and said she was going to play at her house.

Xiang Xianyu's eyes flickered, but he didn't say anything, Gabriel was quite smart, she knew how to deal with it.

He didn't want to experience how the heavens and the demons deal with humans who can't erase their memories.

Vinette: "Xiangjun, let's go to the supermarket to buy ingredients."

"Come on." Xiang Xianyu looked away, and now he can do nothing.

"Winai, eat hamburger tonight."

After the two left, the shadow of the wall seemed to twist a few times.

Chapter 740

"Meat can provide a lot of energy for activities and is a must. It is definitely right to eat more meat."

Xiang Xianyu picked up a piece of hamburger meat and stuffed it into his mouth, and chewed it slowly. Although it was worse than his own craftsmanship, the advantage was that he didn't have to do it himself.

"I said." Vinette pointed to the remaining vegetables on the plate, frowned and said, "You can't just eat meat. Vegetables can provide the vitamins needed by the human body, which is very good for the body."

Xiang Xianyu: "Do you have any evidence? It proves that eating vegetables is good for the human body."

"I still need evidence?" Vinette fell into deep thought, who said that eating vegetables is good for people?Like a brick home on TV?

Seeing that the other party was thinking, Xiang Xianyu quietly picked up the plate with vegetables, and poured the vegetables in the plate into the other party's plate.

Anyway, he hasn't moved, it's clean.

Celery is a vegetable that no one eats. He wants celery, hates celery, and hates onion, garlic, and ginger!The latter three are acceptable if they are used as ingredients for seasoning.

Stuffing the rest of the hamburger meat in his mouth, he took the dishes to Xianyu and put them into the kitchen sink gently.

Vinnett regained his senses, and suddenly found that there were a lot of vegetables on his plate.

"Xiangjun! What's wrong with the vegetables in my plate!"

Xiang Xianyu swallowed the food in his mouth, and replied casually, "It's probably a baby born from a vegetable family. Superbirth is a must. Look, it's become so much."

Winnett: "..."

In the end, she still ate the vegetables for two people alone. If she didn't eat it, it would be wasted, which is not acceptable for her who is diligent and thrifty.

"Vinette, what do you think about pulling the Internet cable at home?" Xiang Xianyu, who was watching TV on the back of the doll, suddenly asked.

Vinette: "Is there an internet cable? That one has always been there. Tomorrow is Saturday, so I just asked Xiaojia to go shopping together. By the way, let's buy a router."

There is a network cable installed in the apartment, and this is also included in the rent, but Vinette didn't buy a computer, so she didn't use it.

"However, computers are also a problem. Although desktops are cheaper than notebooks, they are slightly better. One hundred thousand is still needed."

"If Xiaohei No. [-] is in..." There is no need to be so troublesome, the intelligent system it is equipped with can easily solve these problems.

You can even let him rule the civilization here and become the ruler behind the scenes, provided there are no powerful aliens.

'The world of heaven, demons, dragons and monsters, and possibly strange creatures, is a wonderful world. '

'But the heaven and the demon world manage the world, so I can't let go of my hands and feet. '

"pat"

Xiang Xianyu: "Huh? What?"

He slid off the doll's back, walked to the bathroom where the sound came from, pushed open the door and pressed the light switch on the wall.

A piece of white soap lay quietly on the ground, very conspicuous on the clean ground.

(?_?) Stare~

"Oh!"

Xiang Xianyu decisively turned off the lights and closed the door: "I won't pick up the soap. I'll let Vinette pick it up later, by the way, is there such a thing?"

But a few seconds later, the bathroom door was pushed open again.

"Let's take a shower first."

Because if you take a bath, it will take more than half an hour. If you take a shower early, you can catch up with the horror movie at night.

After the hot water was placed, Xiang Xianyu took off his clothes and trousers, stepped into the bathtub wearing only boxer pants, and soaked his body in the hot water.

“Comfortable~”

Xiang Xianyu lay in the bathtub, leaning his back against the edge of the bathtub.

Concentrating on something all the time will make you mentally tired, whether it be fighting, practicing, or even playing games at home all day.

"click~"

Hearing the sound of the door lock, Xiang Xianyu didn't open his eyes, and said, "Wei Nai, I'm taking a shower, you wait a moment."

"..."

"Wai Nai?" Didn't hear a response, which is a bit strange, right!Was it the sound of the door lock just now?

Xiang Xianyu opened his eyes immediately. He didn't lock the door when he took a bath, because there was no need for it. If Vinette wanted to attack, it would be useless to lock it.

There is another question. The door lock can only be locked from the inside of the bathroom. If you soak yourself in the bathtub, who locked it?

Wayne?Or the black-bellied angel?

wow~

Xiang Xianyu got out of the bathtub, walked to the door and held the handle, but he couldn't turn it after several rotations.

"It's stuck inside? Trouble, the tools are all outside. Vinai! Vinai! The door is broken! Did you hear me!"

There was no movement at all outside, Xiang Xianyu noticed that something was wrong, it was strange enough that the door was locked by himself, and it was even more strange that Vinette didn't respond.

Don't panic when you encounter strange things, take a bath first...bath...

Xiang Xianyu looked at the red liquid surging in the bathtub, his face twitched a few times, what is this?That said, this scene is a bit familiar.

At this moment, some black filaments floated from the red liquid, and the number became more and more.

When Xiang Xianyu saw this scene, a flash of light suddenly flashed in his head: "I remembered! This seems to be..."

"...the bridge of a supernatural horror movie!"

A disheveled head emerged from the bathtub, and the eyes between the strands of hair were full of resentment.

Xiang Xianyu: "Once I thought this world was pretty good, I started to want to hurt me."

A pair of slender palms as pale as paper rested on his shoulders, half of the figure in the mirror protruded, and the figure in the bathtub completely floated out of the water.

"Really, pick a target, and pay attention anyway." Although the hands on his shoulders were cold and hard, and they were constantly tightening, there was no nervous expression on Xiang Xianyu's face.

"I remember that ghosts and ghosts also belong to the energy body."

Boom!

The door of the bathroom was blown to pieces, and Vinette revealed her true demon body and rushed in with her trident in hand.

"Xiangjun! You're okay... it's an evil spirit!?" Vinette saw the two white-skirted evil spirits floating, her face became ugly, and the other party had a hostage in her hand.

"Hey~ It's fine for now, if you're a little later. These two... oh, no, this hentai may be about to succeed." Xiang Xianyu struggled twice, but the hand on his shoulder was like an iron clip, and he couldn't break free. open.

"I really don't want to eat it."

After muttering, he turned his head and opened his mouth to bite the hand on his shoulder directly, tearing off the next part with all his strength.

If someone asks what the evil spirits taste like, Xiang Xianyu can tell him, it's crunchy and it tastes like boiled water!

After being bitten off a part, the resentful spirit instinctively let go of its hands. This is the root of its existence. It is the first time it has been eaten by humans.