"Although this picture may be a bit strange, it is definitely not what you think! I have nothing to do with this woman!"
"...Are you still arguing about things up to now? Just now, I... heard everything you said." The girl with an extremely gloomy face, her voice became extremely cold, and the temperature in her eyes almost created reached a record low.
"Let me ask... When did you start listening? By the way, has your way of speaking become a little strange?"
An Luo, who had a deep understanding of how Baiyin Yuxing felt when he was scolded, tried his best to hold up his pants to prevent Mafuyu Kirisu from being dragged off, and forced a smile on his face, "Xiao Gui, listen to me, this is just a misunderstanding caused by misfortune. There is an inside story deeper than the Mariana Trench! It is definitely different from what you think!"
"Unscrupulous, disgusting, don't talk to me!"
"Why is this! Didn't you say you were going to be my bride when you were a child?"
"...Huh? What nonsense are you talking about? Go to hell."
"Sorry, just kidding... Please, don't look at me like you look at bugs."
Although he wanted to make a joke to ease the atmosphere, the way Bai Yinguina looked at the bugs made An Luo, who was used to being treated as a pervert or a hooligan, still a little bit unbearable and took the initiative to admit it.
.....Maybe it's a matter of tolerance?
When An Luo took the time to think about this question, Mafuyu Kirisu, who regained his composure due to the appearance of an unexpected character, tugged on his pants vigorously, his upper and lower gums trembled but he still threatened: "You... If you don't Help me, and I'll tell the story between us."
"Wait, what are you talking about..." An Luo lowered his head suddenly in astonishment, but before he finished speaking, Bai Yingui had already rushed over, grabbing his clothes with both hands, and kept shaking his clothes. At the same time, he raised his head and stared at him, as if his trust had been betrayed, he said angrily: "——What did you do!? I have always believed in you so much!"
"Calm down! Don't listen to her one-sided words! I will explain!"
"What is there to explain now! Aren't you abandoning this person!"
"No! I was only entangled by this woman unilaterally! Look!" An Luo, who was holding up his trousers with both hands, freed up one hand and pointed in the direction of the sink not far away: "Say it, you might I don't believe it, but it's all because of the cockroaches..."
Before he finished speaking, An Luo got stuck. For some reason, Kirisu Mafuyu, who was surging with great strength, suddenly let out a huge scream: "——Don't!!! Please! Don't say this or that word anyway! !!"
Time seems to be paused at this moment. Fear can inspire people's strength. An Luo understood it at this moment, because... Kirisu Mafuyu forcefully pulled his pants while screaming. down.
The two women stared blankly at An Luo's underwear exposed to the air, and An Luo also felt that his lower body suddenly became very cool, so he didn't know what else to say.
The aisle suddenly changed from noisy and quiet to the street not far away, and the chatter among housewives could be clearly heard.
"...Why did it suddenly become quiet??"
Hui Hui, who seemed to have recovered from the blow, walked out of the room while eating An Luo's chocolate bar to vent her anger. Then, when she witnessed the scene in the corridor, she tilted her head unconsciously and fell into deep thought.
Presented in front of her was a beautiful woman half lying on the ground, taking off An Luo's pants and still staring at the panties that were very close to her, while another beautiful girl with an immature face was grabbing An Luo's pants. Lo's clothes made him truly disheveled.
After brainstorming for a while, she raised her head and quickly closed her small mouth, and after eating the chocolate bar in her mouth, Huihui asked unsurely: ".....this is the legendary 3.P ?"
"...Today, the weather is really nice..."
An Luo, who was on the verge of social death, gave up thinking, simply emptied his mind, and slowly raised his head to look at the ceiling, thinking about the meaning of life.
Then...two girls' screams pierced his eardrums.
................
................
ten minutes later.
An Luo, who recovered from the state of emptying himself, simply fell into a state of autism, carrying pants with broken buttons, and went back to the room in a trance.
After changing into a pair of trousers, he sat on the bed covering his face with his hands for a while, and after completing the compromise with the bizarre life, in a flash of inspiration, in order to seek comfort, he found his mobile phone and turned on the recording to show a sinister smile.
When he returned to the living room, Bai Yingui and Kirisu Mafuyu, who was supposed to live next door but dared not go back, were still sitting opposite each other at the table.
The silver-haired girl still had a blush on her face, she was holding a book in her hand but couldn't read it absent-mindedly, and the beauty in professional attire on the other side was staring at the white desktop with her head down, muttering "" Words such as "failure" and "humiliation".
Megumin was lying on the sofa, teasing Dominosuke carefree, completely unaffected by the previous situation, as if she was watching from outside... No, she was indeed a crowd watching from outside.
"... Brother An Luo, do you have anything else to say?" Bai Yingui slowly closed the book when he heard the sound of the door opening, and turned his head to look at Huihui who came and sat beside him. An Luo snatched Donosuke from Megumin's arms.
An Luo, who held the cat up to his eyes and looked at him, turned sideways to avoid Hui Hui, who had already got up and tried to snatch the cat back, and said without raising his head, "I'm going on a trip, please help me ask for two months' leave. , I want to go out for a while...No, I want to go... between life and death to find the meaning of life."
"Hey? What does this mean? Brother An Luo was infected by Huihui? Or...regression?"
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(PS: Regression, a psychological defense mechanism, means that when people encounter setbacks, they abandon the adult methods they have become accustomed to, and return to the early naive methods to avoid reality, get rid of pain,
PS2: A total of [-] updates and [-] words have been updated, so... Please ask for monthly tickets, blades, and recommendations~! )
Chapter 10 Grow up to be my brother's bride?
"It's too much! In Xiaogui's eyes, am I a source of infection!"
Hui Hui, who was lying on An Luo's back and wanted to snatch the cat, protested angrily at first, but then suddenly thought of something, hugged An Luo's neck from behind with bright eyes, and said excitedly: "In between life and death! What does it mean to find the meaning of life in time? It always feels very powerful, take me one! I want to find it too!"
"... To put it simply, I'm going to try to die, Huihui, do you want to join me?"
"Ah~~ Did I just say something?"
Reflexively letting go of An Luo's Huihui, she took the box that was just put down from the table with a smile, and pulled out a chocolate bar from it: "Come on, I'll treat you to a chocolate bar? Eat something sweet and calm down? "
"...This is mine, and I'm going to eat it tomorrow, but it doesn't matter if I give it to you, anyway...hehe..."
"Uh, it looks like you were really hit hard? Then...my pudding, my pudding will share with you one, no, two!"
An Luo's loveless state made Huihui feel that things were really serious. She couldn't help but panicked and found her snacks from the three-divided territory in the refrigerator. She reluctantly took them out and took them out. Two, the creme brulee I was going to eat after taking a shower at night.
However, compared to her reluctance, An Luo still looked lifeless, and even Huihui's pudding, which he would occasionally steal on weekdays, did not arouse his interest.
In such an abnormal state, the black-haired girl couldn't help turning her eyes to the silver-haired girl not far away for help.
Thinking of what he said just now to let him die, Bai Yingui immediately stood up when he received Hui Hui's request for help, and hurriedly dissuaded him: "Brother An Luo just now, although I did let you die just now, but That's just angry words, I definitely don't really want you to die! If Brother An Luo really dies, I will be very sad!"
"...Anyway, I'm just a meaningless person, no... I'm a pervert that no one cares about... After all, let's just turn it into a fertilizer, right? Mamonosuke."
An Luo looked at Dominosuke in front of him unmoved, and talked to the cat in a decadent manner, as if he had lost the meaning of living because of a major trauma.
"Don't, don't do this, it's my fault for eating your snacks, I apologize! Please don't do this." Hui Hui was really a little scared by An Luo, and sincerely apologized after a long absence, Bai Yingui also squatted next to the sofa , grabbed his hand and said seriously: "No such thing! I care about Brother An Luo very much! Although I am really angry and disappointed this time, it is also because I have always liked and trusted you very much ! If it is someone who doesn't care, how can I be angry?"
"...Really?" After a brief silence, An Luo finally looked at them. Bai Yingui and Huihui nodded vigorously together: "Really!" "Of course Already!"
"The kind of bride who grows up to be a brother?"
"No." "Impossible."
"...tsk."
The two lovely girls denied it without hesitation, and An Luo couldn't help turning his head and clicking his tongue softly.
"Huh?....Smack your tongue?"
Bai Yingui was stunned for a moment, wondering if he heard it wrong, why did An Luo click his tongue at this time?But... the question just now is not in line with the current situation.
The other side is more familiar with An Luo...or because of the relationship with him in cheating in the past, to a certain extent, Hui Hui, who has a deeper understanding of him, immediately cast down her face and stared at him: "Hey , You..... Did you pretend just now?"
"..." An Luo turned his head and reached into his pocket silently, turning off the phone's recording.
"Don't look away! Do you think silence will solve the problem?"
"Well, I admit that I can't say everything, half of it is true."
"——Did you know? It's because of a guy like you that the trust between people will gradually disappear!!" Huihui, who understood that she was being calculated, was so angry that she grabbed An Luo's collar, thinking Punch him in the face.
"Wait, you have no reason to be angry, right? You didn't say anything nice, and it's only natural to apologize to me. After all, you did eat my snacks!"
"Oh, that seems to be true..." Huihui nodded subconsciously, but then she put down her fist and thought of something, and said angrily, "No! You often eat my snacks too! And you never Didn't apologize to me! And you lied to me! Can I send you a hair? Can I? Can it!"
"Of course not! At this distance, do you want to die together?!"
"Then I'll distance myself and give you a shot!"
"Are you stupid?! Now that I've said it all, I'm sure I won't let you go!"
Just like in the past, An Luo and Hui Hui did not know how many times they quarreled. The content of their conversation made the other two confused, but at this time they didn't care about the two of them. What was said.
After a long silence, Bai Yingui spoke slowly: "...Did you lie to me?"
"No, no, I'm really depressed, so I need some healing energy."
"Cheated."
"Can I apologize?"
"no!"
"Double the pocket money this month?"
"I'm not a child!"
"This month, Huihui will eat all your green peppers."
".....this......"
Bai Yingui, who was still thinking that he would never forgive him, and ignored him for at least three days, hesitated in front of this big problem in life, and Huihui, who was still clutching An Luo's collar, seemed to have been betrayed, unbelievable His eyes widened: "Why did you hesitate! And why did I eat it?!"
"That, that, because I hate green peppers..." Bai Yingui muttered sheepishly.
"Well, I hate green peppers too." An Luo took the bait and looked at Hui Hui: "You can eat everything, don't you?"
"But given the choice, I'd rather eat meat!"
"How about this? Double your pocket money this month? Then you help Xiaogui eat green peppers?"
".....make a deal!"
The sudden farce came to an end in the form of a farce. Even though Bai Yingui was still dissatisfied, Huihui, who had already been bribed and compromised for the sake of saving face, gave up cheating on An Luo. They continue to haggle over things.
However, she did not give up on exploring the relationship between An Luo and Kirisu Mafuyu. It was just because of the accident just now that Kirisu Mafuyu was in a state of autism, like a broken robot, completely unable to listen to other people's words.
Chapter 11 If you ignore me, your chest will hurt!
Before Bai Yingui was about to wait for Tongsu Mafuyu to calm down before asking, An Luo took the first step to give Huihui a look, and quietly raised a finger at her, then pointed at the leftover drink she had just drank. Milk, and pointing at the silver-haired girl who was still sulking.
But Huihui shook her head wordlessly, and raised her hand to stretch out three fingers, but An Luo only added one more finger.
This made Huihui stare at him, and instead stretched out five fingers, and firmly reached out to ask for cash payment.
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