I Want a Low-key Traverser, So I Try to Act in Secret

"Wrong Take"

Li Xu put away the grenade and put on restraints on his wrists and ankles.

"Che" Saeko snorted disdainfully, "Are you willing to hit me? Although I haven't developed an operating system in this area, if you really tortured me physically, I might be happier instead, realizing that I'm not a pervert , if you use this method, you may only make me feel atonement."

"I already knew about this kind of thing"

Li Xu shook the last thing he took out, when Saeko saw it, his face changed drastically, and he changed his words immediately:

"Wait, Axu, we have something to talk about. We just disagree on the issue of children's education. You don't need to come up with such things."

Li Xu didn't speak, just put his arms around her waist, and kissed her deeply. After a long time, his lips parted, and then he said in a slightly panting voice next to her confused expression:

"I don't know if it's true or not. I just heard that hydroxyl determines the feeling of love in the human brain. The first three years are the feeling of love and heartbeat, and then the three years of obsession with that thing between husband and wife, and then it will become invalid. , That's why there is such a saying as the seven-year itch, and it is said that this practice can effectively improve the degree of attachment between husband and wife."

Saeko blinked her eyes desperately, "You know, Axu, I'm the auntie who bought you, so...we didn't use this kind of practice..."

"Well, I know." Li Xu licked her cheek like a pervert, and blinked with empty eyes, "But I still want to try, I am also your auntie, Saeko"

……

The next day, Saeko, who has always been diligent and never misses morning exercises, very rarely missed the morning group activities. When others asked, Li Xu casually said: "Oh, she is a little uncomfortable today, I told her not to get up , sleep a little longer in the room"

"Hey? Will Sister Xiezi get sick too?" Chu Nao and Jing asked openly, but were reprimanded by Li Xu after hitting a chestnut.

"She is not stupid, of course there will be times when she is uncomfortable"

"oh oh"

"Oh"

……

This afternoon, Li Xu changed a batch of radish heads, and this time he brought four women and four other cats with him, and drove three cars out to the beach to catch the sea.

As for why not hold an internal team building activity for the whole family, there are too many people, and you have to drive a bus to fit it in. Besides the sports car, the most low-key thing in the garage is a business SUV, but even so, it will cost more than a dozen people. Only one car can hold everyone and cats, and it is still too ostentatious to run on the road.

This time, the white-haired and golden-haired sisters, Jessica and Maggie were accompanying them. The other women were not interested in civilian activities such as chasing the sea. They stayed at home.

This time there were more people and it was more lively. All the children who were suitable for outdoor activities were brought out except the ones from the day before. Astalia was crazy alone. Although she is also a mother, she is no different from a child. , covered in mud, Jessica and Maggie, the human races of the interstellar world, may have a very high acceptance of various foods after they came to this world because of their poor tastes, especially the fried meat that is fried together with the shell. Leg crab roe, simply can't get enough.

It is said that this thing is a few cents a catty in the market at this time, because the profit is too low, even the hawkers are not willing to buy the goods, maybe it will be more fulfilling to do it yourself, the two of them brought their noisy children, and their heads are on the beach. Dig crabs.

Astalia was more troublesome, but she was more popular among the children, she was a king of children, and she was more loved by children than Li Xu.

The golden-haired Beatrice can now cuddle openly in the arms of Li Xu, her brother-in-law. She has no interest in fishing or touching clams and digging crabs, but she is interested in Li Xu.

Keeping leaning against Li Xu's side, Bai Mao couldn't see her, and a tiger came over and pushed her into the mud, and then the two sisters staged activities like mud wrestling.

Without using special abilities, based on physical fitness alone, the older sister Baimao has the upper hand. After all, the warrior physique, apart from intelligence and spirit, can crush the golden hair of the mage physique. , No chant casting and special effect masking are perfect, the two are still on equal footing.

Just like those kids—except for the bright, clear eyes, and the blackness all over.

……

According to Li Xu's daily schedule, there was a public outcry on the Internet this year.

In the few years when Li Xu first came to this world, in a well-known forum on the Internet, a user posted a post about a "mysterious country" that would catch up with the GDP of the Sunrise Country around 2010.

Then this year is 2008. Last year's national gross national product reached 5.75 trillion. The value of the country's currency is beautiful, and the data of the sunrise country is 5.39 trillion.

Maybe because of Li Xu's appearance, some unknown butterfly effect, the data on this paper appeared 3 years earlier than another time and space, or it has nothing to do with Li Xu, just a simple difference in the world.

Do you still remember that in this world, any good words about "mysterious kingdom", or even the truthful remarks, will attract countless people who claim to be "reasonable" to come and criticize, maybe just a passer-by will come in and say "You wake up!" wake up" speech.

According to the report disclosed by a certain Observer website in the later generations, that is, the world when Li Xu traveled, in the past few decades, the beautiful country exported tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands of people in the name of supporting the "mysterious country" education. The voluntary teaching team has cultivated millions of "high-level" talents who pick up their bowls to eat and put down their bowls to scold their mothers.

If the ideology they export is excluded, these people have really made a significant contribution to the education of the "mysterious country". But it is a pity that there are still some ulterior motives who have undergone "spy" training.

The exported ideology has not stood the test of time, and it will collapse on its own in a period called "Magic Year One".

And as the licking dog of the beautiful country, Sunrise Country has always been the target of these elite talents, such as the spirit of excellence and craftsmanship, and the indifferent and generous national feelings.

But unfortunately, in the face of the iron-clad facts, even the "mysterious country" officials are not ashamed to throw stones at the premise, the spirit of these fictional keyboards is like sand sculptures... here are the sculptures piled up with sand on the beach, It collapsed.

Even the "indifferent and magnanimous" national sentiments were defeated by the two-dimensional culture exported by Sunrise Country itself—please, our ancestors are ordinary people, how can we be qualified to be businessmen, entrepreneurs and politicians?Artists, athletes and craftsmen are the best way out for ordinary people who are most in line with our social conditions, okay?

These are things to say later. Now that the news comes out, the official media may really be affected by the "per capita law". Among rationalists, it's not that the per capita has exceeded the data of Sunrise Country. There is nothing to brag about. It's the same as ordinary news events, just mention it by the way.

However, some forums and post bar politicians who have been advocating that "Sunrise Chinese drink toilet water" and "Primary school monks are the best in the world" can't sit still. In various types of network environments, they start to wash the ground. What "mysterious The country's GDP data is falsified, there is water, what is the per capita law, what is affected by the international exchange rate, the actual GDP of Sunrise Country is still the second, and so on.

These are still relatively technical scrubs, ordinary netizens don’t understand them well, and those who do understand may not be willing to go online or talk about them these days, but some relatively low-level scrubs with no technical content are due to improper use of words and other reasons, and Various reasons aroused public outrage.

For example, people are just a place to discuss Two-dimensional or TV dramas. They usually discuss their favorite topics and circles. They feel pretty good about themselves. You suddenly give them such a guy to hurt their self-confidence and sense of honor. Destroy someone's little happiness for no reason, what can he do?

Besides, isn’t there a saying that it’s more scary when honest people get angry, and those who hide in Two-dimensional or some other circles may not be big bosses, you know that your leaders secretly dress as women or not, whether to give it to their wives Dripping wax and whipping leather whips, or do you have any other special hobbies?

So passers-by, who were originally innocuous, were stimulated or irritated in this way, and became the "self-made five" who have been in a bad public opinion image for these years, but waited for the first year of magic to reverse their image in one fell swoop.

These people started with the most low-level remarks, and refuted those fabricated lies on the Internet and in reality, or self-proclaimed "white" lies, and some of their inherent concepts were also reversed in the process.

For example, Hans Petroleum paper bags, conscientious sewers, some netizens who are traveling or studying in the local area directly take out the pictures they just took recently. Those with a good temper can be more polite, and those with a bad temper can directly say "I bought one last year. table".

There are also professionals in related industries who stand up to popularize science, such as the statement that "the life of the gun barrel is only 10 minutes". The service life, by calculation, the service life of a gun barrel is only a few seconds, and the barrel with a "service life of 1 minutes" cannot be manufactured by the entire Blue Star, that is alien technology.

The rockets built by any country are constantly separated from the separate parts at all levels during the flight process. This is not a design defect, but a normal phenomenon.

In addition to many online comments, including many phishing comments carried by Li Xu, they were all exposed one by one, which made Li Xu, who was watching the development of the situation, regretful. He still wanted to brew it for a few more years. Many "honest people" get angry.

But there are already countless people crazy @his vest numbers in various post forums.

Li Xu thought about it, and in this world's "mysterious country" version of the scarf, he still used the vest number, and posted a dog head emoji that hadn't been circulated yet: Those @我人please reflect on yourself, yourself or Why do so many people believe these lies so easily.

Then he backhanded @ a bunch of well-known people in this world, each with a lot of weird remarks, such as the author of "crossing the road like a mysterious country".

The subsequent development is very intriguing.

Asterisk ※ and shielded characters appeared on the Internet, because countless people from both sides went to the higher authorities to complain about cyber violence and language environment, and the higher authorities approached various network operators for interviews. But these are the remarks made by users. Finding them to operate service providers cannot solve the fundamental problem. They are only responsible for operating the platform.

Among them, how should I put it, those who have received assistance from foreign teachers have basically finished college or have experience studying abroad. The starting point of a high degree of education must be higher than that of ordinary netizens in terms of big data.

The higher authorities are also good at accepting the opinions of the masses. Although what kind of masses this masses represent is open to discussion, whether they have been abandoned by the times like Yuanyuan has become a representative of the backward class, we will not discuss it here.

At least from the perspective of the approval of film and television works, if any random non-governmental organization has a channel to influence the approval process, it will be the reason why a work cannot be approved if it has a channel to influence the approval process. We also don't know whether the non-government organizations with official cloaks are funded and influenced by the aforementioned "foreign teachers supporting education" forces.

The famous writer Zheng Yuanjie disclosed on Weibo his experience of participating in a party of a certain association. For details, you can see his scarf. At least Yuanyuan is a member of this certain association.

However, as an operator in an emerging industry, it is weak and small, and neither of the two parties can afford to offend them. After much deliberation, they borrowed foreign methods of asterisks and shielding characters, and moved them to the domestic network environment.

But whose interests are harmed by this approach?Regardless of the interests of all the pros and cons, because no matter who wants to say something, it will be blocked by the unified standard replacement algorithm.

Whether this approach is advanced or backward is not discussed. Anyway, operators, higher management departments and even some opposing parties are satisfied and think it is a more harmonious approach.

……

But Li Xu thought about it... No, his thoughts are gone.

He had no idea.

This is real.

……

※After thinking about it, I was scared and dared not write (shuddering).

Section 170 0168

No matter how the public opinion on the Internet is fermenting, Li Xu always has the mentality of watching the show and eating melons. This is not his own hometown, but a similar parallel time and space.

He has fulfilled his due obligations as a melon-eating crowd and hastened the rupture and transformation of certain concepts, and the rest is not his business.

After the weekend, his attention shifted from the children to Saeko.

After fighting with him for two days, Saeko still obediently succumbed to his despotic power, but only for two days on weekends, allowing him to take the children to play freely, usually it is up to her to practice piano, calligraphy or other interest classes And other moms call the shots.

As for things like the seven-year itch, it seemed that there was no such problem between the two of them. Li Xu forced them to stay at home. After skipping work for a few days, it seemed as if they had returned to the time when they were passionately in love.

Pang Shiman and Luo Muxi at home have a lot of knowledge in music and Chinese studies. The children do not need to go out for interest classes. They are taught by other mothers at home. Ordinary interest class teachers are good at piano, guzheng, writing, etc. Level, really can't compare with these two people.

……

Dangdang.

Beth knocked on Saeko's door, and without waiting for a response, she opened the door and walked in.

"I'm coming in"

She was dressed in the old attire, office elite OL equipment, a white shirt with a large lapel, a suit skirt, black silk, and a pair of black (aiming, why are these two words also harmonious) framed glasses, and her brown hair was tied in the back of her head. Updo, tablet tucked under armpit.

The shirt was only unbuttoned, very dignified, no scars on the chest could be seen, and the gorgeous Western-style face was also refined from the past, without any sculpting of the years, but the figure was much plump compared to the past, and the details should be fine It's still thin, but the place that should be big has swelled a lot.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw Li Xu slumped on the sofa in a very lazy posture, wearing a short-sleeved T-shirt and boxer pants. There was a half-drunk bottle of wine on the coffee table next to him, and soothing music was playing in the room. The volume is very low.

Beth walked over and sat on the sofa, right next to Li Xu. From this angle, she could just see the bedroom with the door open. Saeko was sleeping soundly on the bed. She only covered her buttocks with a thin blanket. .

Kissed Li Xu's forehead, she didn't take a new cup, she directly used Li Xu's cup on the tea table, poured herself a glass of wine, shook it a couple of times, took a sip first, and said "hmm" in satisfaction, Only then drank it slowly.

After putting down the cup, she leaned against Li Xu, feeling dissatisfied, and hugged him into her arms with a sideways voice.

"Boss, what's going on with you these days, Sister Xizi hasn't been to the company for five days, and she didn't show up for morning exercises, chi chi chi—"

"Are you jealous?"

"No, it's just a little weird"

"I'm also a little strange, I just suddenly feel that my master's youth has come back, and I think of how I met Saeko before."

"Don't make trouble"

Beth patted her thigh, pressed Li Xu's hand and pulled it out. "I have business to do with you. XCMG from Institute 136 came here with someone. They should have business to do with you."

Saeko and Hina are in charge of the company's business on the bright side, and Beth is in charge of more personal relationships.

Institute 136 was one of the few special units that purchased machine tools from Li Xu at the beginning. In the following years, many business projects were also achieved. After coming and going, they formed a good cooperative relationship with Li Xu.

"In the guest house?"

"Well, you change your clothes, we'll go there"