I Want a Low-key Traverser, So I Try to Act in Secret

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Because the world is different, the topographic data of other worlds are not reference here, but with the Internet, it is quite convenient to obtain such data.

Although Tohsaka Rin and Artoria do not have the exaggerated ground passing ability and speed like him, a common spell "feather fall" or "flying thaumaturgy" can also greatly improve the ground passing ability and travel speed, but The latter... Tohsaka Rin hasn't mastered the high-level wisdom spell yet. This is a fifth-level spell. She doesn't have the ability to cast it yet, but Li Xu hung it on them.

After coming down from the mountain, Li Xu originally wanted to release the snow leopard into the wild, but Artoria really liked this big cutie, so she asked him if he could take back her magic contract pet.

After thinking about it, Li Xu agreed, parallel world, parallel world, parallel world...and it is a parallel world that does not exist. Important things are repeated three times, and he also presides over the magic contract ceremony for Artoria.

Although this ceremony itself has the function of spiritual enlightenment, he still applied a comprehension version of "spiritual enlightenment" to this snow leopard, which can make this snow leopard break through the limitations of the original beast faster. As for what it can grow to? The extent depends on its own creation.

And how much cultivation resources Artoria can devote to it.

Li Xu has a [warehouse column], which contains a lot of supplies. Even without this, even with his lottery system that is still in effect, he can still obtain enough survival supplies, so there is no need to obtain anything in the wild.

That is to say, snow leopards occasionally catch wild animals such as snow rabbits, pikas or gazelle to beat their teeth.

He took a picture of the snow leopard's predation, uploaded it to Youtubie, and then turned to his comment a few days ago, which was discovered by someone who can speak Chinese, and was highly liked and commented. The entire comment area was full of joy air.

As for the topic of "superhumans", no one discussed it seriously at all, and it was completely biased by his sentence "We can't clean up the matter of kung fu".

However, there is still a lack of straightforward expressions in the script, which are basically "your comments are so funny" and "I'm laughing to death". Maybe this is also a difference in the world.

Of course, someone found his video and associated it with the previous two photographers.

Although there are millions of visits, they are all attracted by the cuteness of Snow Leopard and the beauty of the three of them. As for the "superhuman" and "plot" and so on, almost no one believes it. The most common comment is " You guys did a good job" and words like "Bao Bao is so cute".

Li Xu looked carefully at the comment section, and it seemed that the skin on the faces and hands of the three of them was kept so fresh and tender in the high-latitude cold area, which caused doubts, so even the video with the previous two photographers was considered a special effect The video is up.

He thought for a while, and made Arturia manifest the combat attire—although she now also has an attribute panel, her outfit change is not like that of a professional, but is manifested through magic deformation.Under his instruction, Arturia didn't hit the curry stick, but swung the sword of vowed victory at high speed to form a wind blade effect, making several grooves on the snow.

Upload this video along with the video of the snow leopard hunt.

Perhaps because of the popularity, it didn't take long for his new videos to be discovered.

"Wow, so handsome, but you should give her a sword anyway."

Seeing such comments, Li Xu laughed again.

Section 260 0258

At night, under the stars on the roof of the world.

Two brightly colored tents, one basket and one yellow, stand opposite each other.

When he came to a relatively flat area, there was a lot of collectable fuel on the ground. Li Xu didn't use the solid fuel he carried, but lit a bonfire.

This relatively primitive application of fire finally gave him a little bit of camping in the wild.

There is also interest in making a sumptuous dinner with a frying pan, which greatly satisfies the three people's appetites. In addition to him and Artoria, even Tohsaka Rin also drank a large 500ml can of beer.

The camping site was chosen in a snow nest, the bottom was the black ground exposed by the snow layer blown away by his palm, there was a whizzing cold current a few feet above the head, but there was only biting cold in the pit. Air.

The smoke from the bonfire rose several meters straight before being taken away by the cold wind outside. The red charcoal fire dyed the entire bottom of the pit with an orange-red sheen.

The snow leopard was only half a meter away from the bonfire, with a thick blanket under its body. Occasionally, when the firewood crackled, it shook its ears and could hear its comfortable whirring sound, showing no sign of being afraid of the flames. .

I don't know if it was not afraid of fire in the first place, or after becoming Arturia's magic contract pet, its intelligence has been improved so that it is not afraid of fire.

In short, Li Xu felt that the common sense that "beasts are afraid of flames" was very unreliable.

Having been together in the wilderness for more than ten days, today I may rely on the alcohol to strengthen my courage. After eating, I packed up the tableware. Tohsaka Rin sat next to him with a slight drunkenness, and sat next to him without saying anything. Leaning into his arms.

Arturia sat on the other side of him and leaned on him.

When the three of them were on their way, Li Xu would usually hold them by his sides. The two girls were familiar with Li Xu's close encounters, but today Artoria only made subconscious movements.

After a while, probably through the telepathy ability between the Master and the Servant, Arturia seemed to wake up, coughed lightly, "I'm going to sleep first", got up to say hello, and went in with the snow leopard. to the tent.

Li Xu looked at her, nodded with a smile, and didn't move with Tohsaka Rin. After she left, the latter hugged Li Xu by the waist and fell into his arms completely.

Li Xu's clothes were very thin, and Tohsaka Rin's were not thick either. Both of them could feel each other's body temperature. They didn't use any special techniques, but simply rubbed her waist twice, and the girl suddenly became very emotional and grabbed her. His skirt, the eyes of the two met in mid-air.

The firelight from one side reflected on the girl's face, revealing a smooth and ruddy texture like ruby. The two blue eyes were half closed, and there was a faint golden light in the bottom of the eyes. The slightly raised lips had an extraordinarily delicious taste. Gloss, confiding in him...well, onions and cumin, were the ingredients for dinner today.

A. Teased her a few words, triggering her strong arrogance, and the atmosphere here tonight fell through. (×)

B. Say nothing, Ollie is done, enjoy a wonderful evening. (√)

This is simply a sub-question, a person knows how to choose, and before he crossed over in his previous life, he also declared that "Rin Tosaka is my wife"...

A hand climbed to the back of her head, Li Xu lowered his head and kissed her red lips.

In the passionate kiss, Rin Tohsaka's jerky kissing skills fully showed that she had never done related practice before, and under the patient guidance of the old driver Li Xu, she quickly learned the breathing skills.

And because of politeness, she didn't fully check the details of the girl's body before, and after she unknowingly straddled Li Xu's lap, she carried out a detailed check.

However, at a certain time, the girl suddenly broke free from his lips and tongue, and held his mischievous hand. After pulling away for a short distance, she gasped and said, "...too...too fast...we shouldn't ..."

But facing Shang Li Xu's piercing gaze in the dark, the rest of her words became: "...at least... go back to the tent..."

After Li Xu stood up, she hugged his neck tightly, her legs clamped around his body, and he led her into the tent step by step.

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The painful sound coming from Li Xu's tent lasted only a few minutes, and then turned into an annoying cry of scratching the heart and lungs. Artoria thought it would end soon, but she didn't It took more than an hour to think that there was no movement at all.

Touching his hot face in the dark, he said in his heart: Didn't you say it will end soon?How did it take so long...

Feeling the sticky water between her legs, although she knew it was a girl's normal reaction, she couldn't help being a little embarrassed, but because one of the two parties was her Master and the other was Li Xu, the method in her heart was: Really, I will remind them to pay attention to the occasion in the future...

Just when I wanted to get up and tidy up, I felt my body sink. With a "meow", my snow leopard seemed to be thrown out of the tent by the back of the neck.

"Li... Li Xu?"

Sensing the familiar aura on her body, Artoria tried to ask a question, stretched out her hand and touched her slightly sweaty body. There was surging heat and vitality under the skin, and she shrank back like an electric shock.

"Sorry, Saber..."

In the darkness, she heard the man on her body say.

At the same time, the sleeping bag was uncovered and his body squeezed in.

"You... what are you doing..."

"Well... Rin couldn't calm me down, so I had to ask you to help me."

"Asshole, how can I... oh... you!"

Artoria originally wanted to punch Li Xu out, but with a burst of intense pain, she hugged his body tightly instead.

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No matter what the original setting is, through some practice, Li Xu can confirm that both the master and the servant are from the very serious Xingyue World... But the Xingyue World seems to be quite unscrupulous at the beginning, or is it after continuous modification of the design? Only by determining and perfecting the plot can the scale reach the level of seriousness that even the mysterious country can broadcast normally.

However, there were no rules for the broadcast of the mysterious kingdom at the beginning. For example, Lan Tianye's old version of Fengshen Yanyi has never been rebroadcasted since then...

It is a gratifying thing that the wives are not from this (meow) world. The other thing is that Li Xu vaguely understands why Artoria has the nickname "Vice".

Her body is a flesh and blood body constructed by the magic power of the Holy Grail system. Some mythical and legendary attributes have been solidified on her body. It has strong resilience, strong endurance, and strong endurance...

In short, this is a body that allows him to have fun.

Afterwards, he spent two days recuperating here to adjust the emotions of the two girls before going back on the road.

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"Uh, what kind of animal is this, did you hit it!? Why does it have such an expression?"

On the screen, Li Xu is hugging an animal that looks like a dog from behind, with a brownish-gray body, but a disproportionately large head, and from the front... an animal with a very mocking expression.

"Wow, don't talk nonsense, this is also a prison beast, I don't have the guts to beat it!"

Li Xu held the front paw of this emoji animal from behind, waved to the camera, and said hello. Ninety percent of the people who saw its positive expression laughed "嗤嗤" or "Hahahaha" There was a sound.

"Then why does it have this expression?" Arturia asked with a suppressed smile on her face.

"It's born with this expression, it's called a Tibetan fox, and it's also a kind of beast that sits in prison."

Facing the camera, after fully displaying the devilish expression of the Tibetan fox, Li Xu licked it twice and let it go. This wild emoji fox shook its body and rubbed affectionately on his trousers a few times. He still bent his body awkwardly, scratched his head with his hind feet, and then disappeared into the snow with brisk steps, and he couldn't see the appearance of being grabbed from the snow in the distance just now.

For a period of time, Li Xu has shown enough exaggerated videos of capturing wild animals, but because of misleading, most viewers still think that they have a strong shooting group and props group, and his cross-industry captures are all The special effects are all the effects of the show.

After a period of dissemination and brewing, memes such as "Prison Bottom Sit and Wear Beast" have been widely spread in this world, and even spread to the inside of the mysterious country, and because the sarcasm is very Because it sounds so interesting, Li Xu's fans have exceeded [-] million, half of them are Chinese, at least they are also Chinese speakers, and even at the beginning they were only attracted by his various interesting comments.

Later, I found out that the quality of the video he uploaded was also very good, especially the looks of the three of them are all top-level celebrities. Except that there are no black people or ZZZQ, the movements are naturally unpretentious. The content is the first time it has appeared on the Internet. The introduction of the natural environment and rare animals, as well as two well-known photographers creating "supernatural" topics for them, and occasionally some wonderful "special effects" videos, almost all kinds of "red" elements are gathered, so In a short period of time, it attracted five million fans.

Oh, and one more thing is that although the language used in the three-person video is Chinese, but because of the mature [mobile phone], when shooting, it will automatically generate bullet screens in several main languages, so audiences from other countries also There is basically no viewing threshold.

Even a video of a blond young woman masturbating a cat can attract 200 million views. Many viewers leave a message below, and can get great satisfaction from the picture of Artoria masturbating a cat and the whirring sound of a snow leopard sense.

This may be the world's earliest cloud cat video.

However, as the number of videos uploaded by Li Xu increased, some experts soon pointed out that these videos of him were original materials that had never appeared in any other programs. I can’t guarantee whether Li Xu made them himself, but they are all Real on-location shooting and never-before-seen video material.

The two photographers who were previously ignored because of topicality also compared some unique animals in Li Xu's materials, such as Tibetan fox and Tibetan antelope, with the location where they first photographed him, and pointed out that his more than ten In just one day, he crossed more than a thousand kilometers from the border with Nepal, and refocused attention on "superhumans" and "transcendents".

However, this kind of thing is easy to resolve. For example, although the videos are uploaded in order, the shooting time is not certain. People may have shot the videos very early, but the time sequence was disturbed when uploading?

Well, how should I put it, this place is not black, but the world other than the mysterious country is really magical. It may be a bit too much to describe it as a cult. It is a bit strange to use anti-intellectual or deliberately create identity opposition to resolve class conflicts. The creature must want to stand up and show the eyes of the master or parents... In short, everyone understands the meaning of this.

Anyway, after the hype of Li Xu's oily turtle account became popular, as more and more people paid attention to it, various positions and opinions also increased, and it was not just about watching the show.

Some believed that the three of them were superhuman and extraordinary, while others still insisted that they were acting as a result of the show, and some somehow got involved in political factors, saying that Li Xu was the mastermind of the mysterious country. The packaged promotional role is a red worker who sends out certain signals. Fortunately, there is a blond young woman there. There are not many people who support this kind of argument. Moreover, Li Xu carefully read the comments and found that the person who expressed this opinion It turned out to be some mysterious creatures using traditional characters.

He also saw a traditional message in the comments saying that there are Ta (meow) Jik and Russian (meow) Rus tribes in the mysterious country, and Artoria is also a red worker, a carefully packaged propaganda role, with The mandarin with a bit of Northeast taste is the best evidence.

This is too real, too close to the world he was born in... But having said that, he is just purely for fun, and he wants to see if there is such a hidden "transcendent" in this world from the reaction of the comments That's all.

Whether it's Artoria's sword skills without a big sword, or his unusual wild animal capture videos that are classified as special effects, in fact, in the eyes of "extraordinary", something can be seen. If you leave a message in the comment area, you will definitely be different from other ordinary people, and Li Xu will be able to know whether these special factors exist in this world.

Unfortunately, no, at least not so far.

Except for some foreign TV stations wanting to purchase the broadcasting rights or copyrights of the videos, there is nothing worth noting.

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No matter in any world, unless "human beings" are limited by their genes or talents, they can achieve some effect by relying on "gongfa" or cultivation resources.

To give a not-so-obvious example, someone who survived more than a dozen shots is considered an "extraordinary" compared to ordinary people, but the degree may not be so exaggerated... Uh, it is quite an exaggeration, actually.

The more famous one is Rasputin in history. In addition, the legend of Qin Shihuang's cheap Lao Tzu Lai Ai is also extraordinary in some aspects.

"The enemy not only does not surrender, but also dares to fight back against us"...In the novel, this is the fairy line in the cool text, and in reality, even the screenwriters with a slightly normal mind dare not use it-this is also a certain degree of transcendence up.